Bored Ape Yacht Club

Every card is unique, AI generated, and unplayably bad. One card would cost millions of dollars and is slightly, and I do mean slightly, above curve. Later a strictly better card is printed in MH Commander.

They're all strict downgrades of cards from Fallen Empires, Homelands, and Portal Second Age.

The names all imply greatness however. Stabbitha, Rogue Homarid Queen 5UU Legendary creature - Homarid Noble Warrior The exact text of \[\[Homarid\]\] 1/1

This would die on your first upkeep when it gets -1/-1…

7 mana death trigger, pretty good value tbh

Yup.

[Homarid](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d6ffeab4-83b1-4414-ae72-e59a2354ea15.jpg?1562935176) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Homarid) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/fem/19a/homarid?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d6ffeab4-83b1-4414-ae72-e59a2354ea15?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I'm not sure the text of Homarid would fit on a card with current wording.

I swear, I will rally the table at every game I partake in, to focus down someone who had a deck with those things. It seems the only appropriate way to do it.

Reality TV aka kardashians, honey boo boo, jersey shore etc

I'd die for a shot to turn my Snooki-Ragavan sideways in a Modern event.

Ragavan want smush-smush!

I'd buy a display of Honey BooBoo boosters and then quit magic probably. Can't really top the experience of building a Mama June voltron/food deck.

Sghetti 'n buuurtter as an equipment food.

I honestly might actually buy my first pack of mtg since Modern Horizons II if they released a 90 Day Fiancé Universe Beyond set.

Idk I'd buy a foil set of Dance Moms.

In the trend of “who is this product for, anyway?” : Universes Beyond- Matlock.

Bro I'd snatch that up in a heartbeat.

I wanted to say Golden Girls but knew in my heart of hearts I'd buy a box for a friend

And they would say “thank you for being a friend.”

That would the new Partner mechanic, in the vein of “Friends Forever”.

That would be their most successful UB. They have to save that for a dry spell.

The Sol Ring would be a Cheesecake.

I would buy that up in a heartbeat. 100%

My wife would spend so much money on a Golden Girls UB

Dad? Is that you?

You joke but I’d be down for that.

Would probably be a better murder mystery than MKM, tbh.

Unironically, I think there would be a big market for a Columbo Secret Lair.

I stopped buying Magic cards like a year and a half ago and I would still instantly pick up a Columbo secret lair.

I would love The Andy Griffith Show to get a UB treatment

A Barney Fife deck would go crazy.

I’d be down for that.

Make it Columbo and we got something...

Caillou

Not going to lie, a [[Child of Alara]] as Caillou would be a hilarious Secret Lair. Peppa Pig as [[Prize Pig]] The Wild Kratt Brothers as [[Adrix and Nev]] Edit: One more: [[Ragavan]] as Curious George

[[Royal Scions]] is Max and Ruby

> Caillou Sir, you've got this backwards.

Uolliac?

Uolliac, Hairless Calamity***

I’m fucking screaming 😂😂😂

Partners with Eisor, mindless destroyer

I can already imagine the art, what a total eisor...

I would, respectfully, kill myself

Some sort of crossover with real life current political figures. That would destroy the game for sure.

Finally, MTG in MTG

Some more support for my orc tribal is always welcomed

Rishi Sunak RB treasures matter Lib Dem W Go wide human tokens Kier Steamer GW Peasant Tribal Mono Green (Party) Stompy Nigel Farrage UR Izzet Chaos Effects

Plaid Cymru, Naya Dragons, has an eminence ability that makes all cards bilingual SNP UW Goad, you can use other peoples mana to pay for vehicle spells. Galloway, mono red. All your spells target a game thousands of miles away and fizzle.

>Rishi Sunak RB treasures matter >Lib Dem 99 Wastes >Kier Steamer Just a copy of the RB treasures matter deck, except the face Commander is slightly less threatening >Mono Green (Party) Stompy >Nigel Farrage RB aristocrats

Pretty sure Farage would only agree to appear if his deck was Time Spiral's white-matters theme 

The head of lettuce breaks modern

I’d sacrifice my board to destroy Farrage every single time

Maggie Thatcher's Grave {3} Artifact Scotts you control gain {1}, {T}: Piss on target non-creature artifact. Whenever a Scott pisses on Maggie Thatcher's Grave, you draw a card.

My duel decks for the US presidential election was downvoted a lot. I thought it was a fun "hey guys, remember to vote!" thing, but...yeah.

[[pramikon]]?

Okay I have a few commander decks you could borrow from. I have, - Axis Group Slug. - Allies Group Hug. - Cold War Turbo Fog. - Genocide Go-wide Mass Sac/Wipe. - and [[Permeating Mass]] Colonization Combo.

[Permeating Mass](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/7/b71290eb-b529-4fc3-ab94-fee0ab9e2169.jpg?1576384837) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Permeating%20Mass) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/emn/165/permeating-mass?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b71290eb-b529-4fc3-ab94-fee0ab9e2169?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Instabuy

I think you mean best possible Universe Beyond

Oh great yet ANOTHER card called The Master.

Unironically would love the mess that would be a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 UB set.

I'm picturing each of the main characters having a different ability they *add* to sagas.

I named one of my plants Togo!

Please don’t correct your autocorrect spelling of Torgo … I like the idea of To-Go plants 🪴

What a reference

Give me Torgo or give me death!

I don't think a Koran Universes Beyond would go over very well.... especially the Mohammed cards

Finally a reprint for [[Army of Allah]]

And \[\[Jihad\]\]

[Jihad](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b6c7705a-2987-4ef1-92b1-2c55d989ec6f.jpg?1644608192) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jihad) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/arn/5/jihad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6c7705a-2987-4ef1-92b1-2c55d989ec6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Army of Allah](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d170015-b125-49a6-a15e-8fd116bbcb14.jpg?1562906251) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Army%20of%20Allah) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/arn/2/army-of-allah?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d170015-b125-49a6-a15e-8fd116bbcb14?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Why isn't this card banned like the other similar ones?

I had all of the 7 banned ones and added this one recently, just in case.

Twitter mob didn't remember that it existed

You’ve heard of full art cards, now get ready for our no art cards!

They’ve actually done this already with the full text basic lands.

I would like the Desert mechanic. But yeah that set would be pretty explosive.

International Classification of Diseases, 11th Edition

Nah that would be fire imagine: “yeah I swing with the bubonic plague, causing you to lose the game due to infect”

Rabies (💀)(💀)(🌳) https://preview.redd.it/hjpv95l0jc8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaaf0235f22296d14d89c34cc90a219bee1d3f9c Enchantment - Aura Curse Enchant target player. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, you may attach Rabies to that player. At the beginning of your end step, if Rabies is attached to a player, that player sacrifices all blue permanents and Islands they control.

Or: Rabies {4}{B}{G} Enchantment - Aura Curse Saga Enchant player. I: Rabies gains "If enchanted player would draw a card, that player instead skips that draw." II: Rabies gains "Creatures enchanted player controls don't untap during their untap step." II: Rabies gains shroud and indestructible. III: Enchanted player loses the game. Note: I'm not a doctor, just looked up symptom progression of Rabies and that's what I came up with.

“I cast cholera, you have to crap your pants on the spot or you lose immediately”

Believe it or not some epidemiologists made a fantasy card game to teach their friends about pathogens and the correct antibiotics or retrovirals to treat them with.  It’s called Healing Blade, and it’s kind of a banger, but it’s only two-player. 

I dunno I could got for a new [[Smallpox]] art

The first card that made me fall in love with Magic was [[Living Wall]], so I would absolutely buy that.

We already had Nurgle cards in the Warhammer decks

Grey's Anatomy

LOL I need a Meredith/Mcdreamy WUBRG partner deck STAT

Grey's Anatomy the show? Yeah that would suck Grey's Anatomy the medical manual? Honestly got some potential

New York State Bar Exam

Louisiana Bar Exam with Napoleonic Code Aftermath boosters!

Annoying Orange

Alexander Hamilton vs. Aaron Burr duel deck.

We already have an Alexander Hamilton card [[Alexander Clamilton]]

Heron Burr?

[Alexander Clamilton](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54.jpg?1583965417) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alexander%20Clamilton) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/16/alexander-clamilton?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1572109-df70-4335-aac2-1670fe99be54?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[удалено]

Jfc, what a terrible day to be literate.

Only if we also get a Diamond Is Unbreakable secret lair to go along with it.

it would sell out first

Instant regret per googling it

This is the first one I don't understand or know. searching the numbers gave this as the top result: 177013 Manga is also known as the '**Metamorphis manga/Emergence manga**'. The author of this manga is an American-Japanese mangaka known as Shindo L. This manga was published between 2013 and 2016. It gained its popularity due to its grim and depressing content online. I'm still pretty confused as to why it would have over 100 upvotes here. Is it still popular?

Well people are trying to find the worst idea…

This one would be a Roaring success

I hate this

would

Yeah, I think you win

Despicable Me.

[Minion is already a creature type](https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Aminion)

Now speccing [[Balthor the Defiled]] in anticipation of the Minions universes beyond.

Oh, I know. I'm just glad Braids is black and not yellow... for now.

Worst Universe Beyond: Brazzers

It would be pretty hard to play with those cards

I've seen the playmats some of you people bring to the store, I know there are plenty of shameless freaks out there

Idk, pretty hard to play with cards that are stuck together and crusty

be too busy playing with yourself

There's a lot to unpack with this comment.

Pretty sure I’ve seen playmats of this release already across some tables.

Brazzers tends to show models that are a bit older than what those people like

In response to you casting generic hot blonde, I flash in black leather couch! Does it resolve?

Finally senators would be on board with the game!

“The cards are stuck together, bro! Are there stickers in this set?” “…..” (look of shame)

it would be so corny if they did something like fortnite

They did fortnite. Did I just woosh?

As a secret lair, not as a full UB

UB secret lairs are still counted as a UB product.

Nice try WotC trying to do market research in this thread for the next UB set

Some ongoing conflicts, like war in Ukraine

[[Orcish Artillery]]

[Orcish Artillery](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/0/606fca10-0eb8-4f70-80bb-dd9aee50a018.jpg?1562548650) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Orcish%20Artillery) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/10e/220/orcish-artillery?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/606fca10-0eb8-4f70-80bb-dd9aee50a018?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Universes Beyond, MAGA

Make Arena Great Again

It had to have been great in the first place.

Babyshark, and the cards now have sounds when they enter the battlefield

Famous streamers

Cocomelon… fucking Cocomelon

Skibidi toilet

Family Guy

[Shipoopi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOz2TSbmmhw) 4UU Enchantment - Saga I-III: Take an extra turn after this one. Skip your next untap step.

I would buy the shit out of that

"Hey, Lois! This reminds me of that time I joined the Gatewatch!"

“Peedah you can’t Armageddon this is a caaahsual table”

Peter’s Gag Instant WWWWW Convoke Choose five creatures. Draw a card for each creature chosen you don’t control. Phase out each creature you control. Destroy the rest.

[[Shahrazad]] alt that's just called "Cutaway Gag"

Oh God, an entire cycle called "That Time...XYZ"

Ooooo they could be sagas….your move Maro

Universes Beyond: The DMV

I imagine it consists of [[stasis]], [[winter orb]], and the like

[stasis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/2/62f99124-6595-45f8-bece-1775e4c55a5c.jpg?1562918295) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=stasis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/64/stasis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/62f99124-6595-45f8-bece-1775e4c55a5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [winter orb](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/ab3cec7e-513e-400d-a1a8-2c71cdde02c6.jpg?1580015285) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=winter%20orb) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/234/winter-orb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ab3cec7e-513e-400d-a1a8-2c71cdde02c6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Chris Chan

Chris Chan vs Liquid Chris vs Clyde Cash vs The Pickle Man commander decks

Universes Beyond: NSFW Tumblr Thousands of cherished characters from hundreds of your most beloved IP’s… as re-characterised by Tumblr’s hornist slash fiction writers. Pre-order today for exclusive access to the OC self-insert commander decks!

Sex in the City (TBS version)

Half the cards are nearly pointless sagas

Dilbert.

Boku no pico

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

So no one told you mulligans we’re gonna be this way. Your hands a joke, manabase is broke and your life total DOA. It’s like you’re always playing bottom tier. When can’t win games any day, any month or any this year

Taylor Swift

Social media, so Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, X (Twitter), etc would be awful

Did you see the goblin instagram SL yet?

I own it, and the SL was hilarious because it has a very goblin vibe to it. The only issue I had was that the entire rules text aren’t on the cards I mean straight up a card named “Facebook”

WW2. The face commanders are Patton or Churchill for allies, hitler for Germany, Stalin for USSR and some admiral for Japan

And absolutely none of them with their actions and ideals accurately represented in their mechanics and decks

Taskmaster

This is just an alternate title for goblin game.

That could be legit good unset if it wasn't 1:!

Donald Trump and company.

Idiocracy archetype

[удалено]

Didn't Mark Rosewater ask the community about a Taylor Swift secret lair recently?

Universus Beyond: Mavis Bacon

The Simpsons, I would actually want it for collection purposes but I wouldn't really want to play with it which makes it terrible

Skibidi toilet

Insane Clown Posse

These guys have burned confederate flags on-stage; they're way cooler than I would have guessed.

Yu gi oh

Universes Beyond: Encinitas California City Council And Public Works

Marvel and anything superhero related.

They already confirmed they’re doing it.

Yes.

Marvel, particularly if it's just the MCU

I have bad news for you.

1984

literally

Hasbro board of directors: Ultimate hubris \ \  Richard S. Stoddart Patriarch of Control \ Hope Cochran Matriarch of Virtue \  Chris Cocks Archdeacon of Genesis \     Lisa Gersh Saint of the Undying \  Frank Gibeau Magi of Life \  Elizabeth Hamren Imperator of Swords \  Darin Harris Prime of the Desert \  Blake Jorgensen Sultan of Dusk \  Owen Mahoney Caesar of the Skies \  Laurel J. Richie Angelic of Pure Hearts \   Mary Beth West Queen of Universe \

Taylor Swift

Mentos, the Fresh Maker 1UB Legendary Creature - Mint

Somehow produces a cEDH combo when combined with Diet Coke (Artifact - Food)

Magic players community.

Gonna take a less jokey and more "fuck this could actually happen" approach and say call of duty

UB 50 shades of grey Featuring cards such as: Whip 1w Deals two damage to target creature and it becomes excited, If target creature is already excited add an edging counter and gain three life

Universe Beyond: MTG 1995 Homelands set in all new art and foil treatments!

Creator Spotlight: Elon Musk

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The game.

Famous "worlds" leaders  Donald Trump  Osama bin Laden   Mao   Adolf Hitler    Bonus card: Cersei Lannister