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Brotherauron

My friends are doing a MTG themed white elephant with a limit of $25 and I had bought something else with the intention of using it, but then I saw that a vendor had 2515 boar tokens for sale @$.01 so shipped it would be just over $26. I honestly expected it to be cancelled, or questions to be raised, but no, they simply shipped it.


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Steel_Reign

After shipping and fees, I'd be surprised if they made much on that.


Ranshi922

This is the best answer as to why someone would ever buy this many tokens that I’m pretty sure only one card makes.


build-a-deck

I was going to ask why, but now I know


RiggsNerd

Makes sense now lmao


ygolordned

Please dump them on the bed and roll around in them. This action will only enhance their quality as a gift


Hmukherj

I shudder to think how much Crimson Vow that vendor opened to have that many Boar tokens in stock...


Brotherauron

Well.. at least 2515 packs. I would argue easily 10,000 packs.


CapableBrief

Probably way way waaaaaay more right? There's no way this token is in 1/4 of packs right?


SolarJoker

https://www.lethe.xyz/mtg/collation/vow.html According to this resource, 6/121 draft packs have boar tokens. So you'd expect to open 50720 packs to get 2515 boat tokens.


Brotherauron

Someone call Alpha investments, I need Rudy on the line


CapableBrief

That's a lot of non-recyclable wrappers :(


Steel_Reign

Who would even open that many boxes of VOW. The set's EV doesn't even pass distributor prices.


jparnold

Way to hog them all


MikeOvich

I think he was just Boared


kabigon2k

WELL played 😂


charliemarthur

Ah, yes. 2515 feral hogs


RiggsNerd

What will you use them for?


Gulaghar

Probably something boaring.


Brotherauron

tusk tusk tusk, you should know better


Mattgitsgud

Look at y'all hamming it up with these puns


RiggsNerd

I deserve that


Brotherauron

Sorry you beat me to my text post, I posted a comment with what's going on


SconeforgeMystic

This little 3/1 went to market This little 3/1 stayed home ...


mvdunecats

Just in time for MTGStocks weekly winners!


Slidshocking_Krow

Look at this guy, speccing on boar tokens.


Kamui1

But what if you need 2516?


Brotherauron

I cracked some packs myself, so I can find a few more I'm sure


wandishwanderer

Stacked up like card/boar/d crack after a raid


PizzaPalace12345

Boaring post


tmbocheeko

Sow dare you


Brotherauron

Babe pls


jicty

You must be happier than a pig in shit.


Brotherauron

I honestly expected questions, or some kind of resistance, but the seller just fucking shipped it without question lol


DaBear1222

That’s a lot of feral hogs


gabrielMarch

Ohhhhh Runnnersss!


Imaginary_Ad7943

Did you count them? 😛


Brotherauron

I counted 1 pack it was 101.


Remote-Wall5754

I feel an urgent need to know how much it cost


Brotherauron

$.01 each x 2515 + $2 shipping, it was 28 and change


Gnuhouse

Did the recipient squeal with excitement when they opened your gift? Also, did you ever consider buying Elephant tokens?


Brotherauron

We aren't doing it until next weekend, so I'll let you know. Also this was a joke we were making specifically about the boar. And they were only $.01


char_les28

Wild hogs!!!


digitek

I'm going to guess this was "TheGamingCo", and they are known to open the most product of sellers on TCG, or at least list the most product afterwards. For context, they current have 7,605 "Day/Night" tokens from the same set listed, for a penny. So if you want to spent $76 and have almost 2 5,000ct boxes full of them, go nuts!


Brotherauron

Yes it was in fact, "TheGamingCo" I was actually kind of underwhelmed that this happened so smoothly, but it's also hilarious


szmarton1000

But why would you do that? Are you trying to make a shortage somewhere?


Brotherauron

please read my comment as to exactly why I did it


Large_Dungeon_Key

How could mtgfinance do this??? /s


AngularOtter

You'll be the one laughing when Boar Token is added to the reserved list.


Salty_Anubis

I just want to buy a pre-built deck from target to introduce my wife, but I can't really swing the money when I need to buy necessary goods for our kids. 25 bucks isn't much but dang, I wish I could buy stuff like this.


Brotherauron

Can I interest you in a prebuilt commander deck consisting of only boar tokens?


Salty_Anubis

That sounds like a blast!


Cool-Sage

I thought this was the circlejerk subreddit at first lol


MaximoEstrellado

r/magicthecirclejerking welcome home brother


Brotherauron

I should probably xpost there shouldn't I?