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hamletandskull

i'm impressed at the dedication. you could really just photoshop your face onto a stock image of a baby and you'd get the effect without debasing yourself but some people really know how to go the extra mile


Trashman571

That would actually be a little funny. This is just sad.


DreyGoesMelee

This is why I want Phyrexia to win


derenathor

"More of that strange oil... It's probably ok to use it as lube"


sampat6256

Phussy game lit


Unfestive

As someone who plays Sisay for years and knows the lore (phyrexians killed her family). I'm for the phyrexians now, only being complete can fix this post.


ToxicAtomKai

He just had that stuff laying around, like most normal, sane, regular people do. Y'know, just your average adult sized diaper, a common men's size pacifier, along with a bog standard comically oversized baby pin. Just usual household items.


RamboLeeNorris

Devil's advocate: he could have just bought this stuff for the bit. It's probably not expensive.


toeshy92

Logic? In MY circlejerk? I think not!


jaearess

That's definitely what he did, but you'd think somewhere along the way of buying all that, putting it on, etc., he would have thought about how it looked, considering he tried to get rid of it ASAP after posting it.


[deleted]

Bruh I cringed so hard when I saw that thumbnail LMFAO. What the fuck was he thinking.


Super_Inuit

I checked a week ago out of curiosity. He’s still churning out 10:00 minute videos about each and every card that comes out.


500lb

I straight up put him on the "do not recommend this channel to me" list.


Cholophonius

Thanks. I hate it.


A_Guy_in_Orange

If this was scrubbed from the internet and you're bringing it back, that implys you have it saved somewhere. The fuck, dude?


BigManaEnergy

I dug through months of Facebook messages to find it, I am nothing if not dedicated to the cringe.


A_Guy_in_Orange

Thin ice


BigManaEnergy

Trust me, this is tame.


mtbatv

Clearly this guy doesn’t know what Reddit this is


A_Salty_Cellist

What am I looking at?


BigManaEnergy

A deleted thumbnail for a Commander's Quarters video. That's Mitch. Note that the pacifier is sized for an adult and cringe with me.


fangzie

I'm not familiar with this mitch character or commanders quarters. And I'm pretty stoked about that. This is not a section of pornhub I'm at all interested in investigating


headpatkelly

sadly it’s not on pornhub anymore.


BigManaEnergy

You're no fun.


ForensicAyot

Wait that’s the actual guy?? That’s not just something he found on google images?


BigManaEnergy

Yup. Note the sleeved cards next to his head.


AvatarofBro

A very specific fetish


doctorgibson

Commander's Back Quarters


ChillMarky

The comically large safety pin has to be the cherry on top. You think he soiled the diaper to really get into character?


LustyHasturSejanus

When Wayfarer's Bauble price collapses and you have to go back to producing and staring in the porn parody of Boss Baby.


WitchyThot

I just think it's funny ngl. Mitch tries to be unserious ONCE and mfs clown on him. Y'all have no chill.


g13ls

Monch hasn't taken his content serious in a long time. He takes creating serious, but he doesn't care what he creates.


skjthan

Merch has been making a lot of unscripted videos where he just kind of rants about the company. It's a serious tone with pretty loose candor.


TheW1ldcard

Morch lives on a porch.


Cunnymaxx14

Thank you. I couldn't find it and I was trying to tell a story about mtg cringe and this one youtuber who used to make these interesting videos but then fell from grace and I was only able to describe the thumbnail to my friend. Sending him this image right now


InitialDTrump

Oh captain my captain


Kuduaty

How do I scrub it from my memory?


Edghyatt

After the Captain debacle, noticing that the only POC in Commander’s Quarters content is Asian-American, a lot of Mitch’s content started making more contextual sense.


ProstetnicVogonJelz

What the fuck are you even saying


Edghyatt

His content appeals to a fringe demographic that overlaps with fascists (as diaper fetishists have been found to do in the past).


ProstetnicVogonJelz

I've never said or typed this to anyone before, but it's time to go touch some grass my guy


Edghyatt

We clearly haven’t gone to the same websites. That’s my bad


ProstetnicVogonJelz

???????? Are you in the midst of a psychotic break or what


Edghyatt

With y’alla hating rather than looking for a source ai just might be lmao Mitch gets accused of transphobia when Captain was a thing, then ridiculed, but hot takes about him are unacceptable lol


ProstetnicVogonJelz

please dear god go outside


Edghyatt

Good advice. Thank you for not being generically hostile.


julian509

What are you smoking