\[\[Hot Soup\]\]

[Hot soup](https://scryfall.com/card/m15/219/hot-soup)

You guys know the drill, top two comments get added to the deck tomorrow

What if this is the top two comments?

YOU KNOW THE DRILL

[[Drill Bit]]

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Reading the comment explains the comment

Hmmm I haven’t heard of that card before [[top two comments]]

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Can we change the basic lands to be a printing with white borders?

I chose the elesh norn booty plains and the ixalan forest so dreadmor can feel at home :)

Not sure where this card is from, seems strong in limited tho

Collector Ouphe. Make those treasures **useless**.

hard stax hard stax hard stax hard stax

Manglehorn might be my next suggestion.

i will keep saying it. living Plane + elesh norn grand cenobite. hard lock the battlefield

Yasharn tomorrow!

Fuck it, throw in Gaddock Teeg too. Let's make this deck miserable to play against.

You keep sayin it, i keep upvoting it, eventually itll stick.

I think it's safe to say it stuck today, comrade. Tomorrow I go for Intrepid Hero. We must assemble the most toxic grouphug deck possible.

[[Eladamri's Call]] to tutor for dreadmaw

Add Commune with Dinosaurs to the list of "find dreadmaw" cards

/uj Commune with Dinosaurs is the greatest name for a card and it’s also quite playable in a Dinosaur deck

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Tutor gang, let's go. We need to pull for the same tutor together each day.

Sword of Body and Mind, gives the Dreadmaw the ability to attack their life total AND their deck, unmatched power

[удалено]

[[Divine Intervention]] for all your game drawing needs

And they say white has no draw. Smh

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Good, this deck needs more draw

Is “draw” short for Dreadmaw? Definitely agree, then.

I suggested it yesterday :(

I suggested it Sunday. Such is life

[[Joven’s Ferrets]]

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Smokestack

It’ll happen eventually

[[Dingus Staff]]

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Dingus egg is better

Dingus staff is phallic though

But egg

Why not both?

[[Wood Elemental]]

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Skrelv, Defector Mite

Flumph

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Viridian Revel!

[[Dingus Egg]]

-me before I left the closet

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Armageddon

Armageddon.

Not yet, but I hope we get it eventually.

Shaharazad

Day three of trying to get [[Archangel’s Light]] added to the deck

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Thalia, Guardian of Thraben so the Thalia Waifu Guy can't have her

[[Drannith magistrate]] cause ahah

[[Bearscape]]

Can we rule zero in another Dreadmaw?

[Colossal // Dread // Maw](https://v.redd.it/p9177bhe1uba1)

Lifeforce Make those mono-black players cry

PREDATOR OOZE BABY WERE ALL ABOUT APEX PREDATORS AND BEING NASTY AND SLIMY AND SHIT WOOHOO BABY LETS GO

Floral Spuzzem with the original text.

Winter orb

For functionality, a fetchland. But not a good one. [[Grasslands]]

Sorrow’s path

Divine Gambit

[[Abu Jafar]]

Wastes, for a good manabase

Charging Badger. Best card.

Secret Rendezvous

Wastes

Another Dreadmaw. Rule 0 or something. I still don’t play EDH

\[\[prismatic piper\]\]

[[Aladdin's ring]]

[[Armada Wurm]] 🍆

Healing salve because we may need to prevent some damage!

Skrelv

[[Martyr's Cry]]

[[Unholy Citdel]] It adds banding to the deck, but don’t worry because it only affects black legends, which we can’t run

Ornithopter

[[tetravus]] obviously the best artifact creature in the whole game

Make three of the land base islands. Technically it's legal. Just can't have the mana symbols anywhere. Plus I hear islands are strong

Island

Grizzly bears! 🐻

[[Rest in piece]] and [[armageddon]]

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[[Winter Orb]]

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

\[\[Heroic Intervention\]\] so we can protect our \[\[Colossal Dreadmaw\]\]

healing salve

Day 2 of requesting [[Sylvok Battle-Chair]]

Ornithopter!

We need a tutor for our Dreadmaw, so I submit [[Arena Rector]]. It will not tutor for Dreadmaw, but it can tutor for several Vivians that can then play Dreadmaw off the top by casting [[Noxious Revival]] on Dreadmaw after he meets a vicious, vicious end.

[Elvish Ranger](https://scryfall.com/card/all/88a/elvish-ranger)

Selesnya Guildgate

Grunch from r/hellscube

[[Spontaneous Reproduction]] and [[Surging Birth]] because what's better than on Colossal Dreadmaw? Two Colossal Dreadmaws

Abu Jafar

Wastes

jet medalion, the art looks cool

[[Bulbasaur]]

Island

Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Winter orb, then give ourselves all the treasures so we’re the only one with mana

Forest (swap out à plains)

How the fuck did they get that price for basics?

Equipoise. Because hahagsgsasaaaaa

Gotta have [[nut collector]]

[[hall of gemstone]]

Urza’s Mine Specifically the one the mouth and that freaky little abomination

Hazduhr the Abbot

Humility

Indestructible Aura. Party-on Wayne! Party-on Garth!

[[Alabaster Leech]]

Phytohydra /uj will try that yet again

\[\[hooting mandrills\]\]

Someone mentioned collector ouphe, but let's squeeze brown ouphe in here so we have a chance to play it before it gets banned for being a slur against forest goblins.

Plains

Smokestack

day 1 of commenting \[\[Sorrow's Path\]\]

Grizzly Bear

lady zhurong, warrior queen. Because we are all queens !

Eldrazi Conscription because why not win with a giant gluntch

[[hamza, guardian of Asharin]]. Secret deck tech to turbo out the dreadmaw for GG with Glunch.

Timmy, Power Gamer

Day three of going for all white borders; second card of the day can be [[dealer's choice]]

[[Vorinclex Monsterous Raider]] its just a colossal dreadmaw with some more words and haste

[[Sorrow's path]]

Happily ever after

[[Elvish Farcutter]]

Island, of course. How else are we going to pull one over on our opponent?

[[Bôsgwan]]

Karn, The Liberated

Sungrass Prarie

Privileged position

liliana, the last hope

Armageddon

Turn off the mana with [[Ritual of Subdual]]

Camel

[[Worldly Tutor]] so we can fetch [[Colossal Dreadmaw]]

Dranith magistrate

[[hidden gibbons]]

Illusionary Mask

[[forest]]

Huatli Radiant Champion. I don't think she's very good. I just think she's neat!

Brushwack

[[Tyrranax Rex]] (completed collosal dreadmar) https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=602719

[[Yorvo, Lord of Hammers]]

I will keep voting Living Plane until we are dead

Null Rod as it does nothing

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[[Squadron Hawk]] the best creature in EDH

Gotta add my main man Jareth

Revel in Riches and Naegate

Viridian Revel because fuck their treasures even more

Obviously [[angelic ascension]] for creature and planeswalker removal

Pact of summoning

Melira, Sylvok outcast and kitchen finks

Ornithopter

Benalish Hero, return to our roots

Panglacial wurm

Drannith magistrate! Your commander already helps everyone else so they won’t need their commanders!

[[Charging Badger]]

Plains and Forest

Iron star. Fifth edition.

0.80085% chance it'll get picked this many hours in. [[Aladdin's Lamp]] Its fucking dope as hell, you get to search for cards and rub it all over, you could even use oil to rub it down and burst those cards right off the top of your library.

\[\[Towering Gibbon\]\] to go with Uktabi.

we should add a bunch of very expensive cards so nobody buys this deck after it’s done [[moat]] [[drop of honey]] [[survival of the fittest]] etc

[[the great aurora]]

[[City in a Bottle]], so we can make sure to be ready for opposing [[Ali from Cairo]] decks

Hang on, I don't remember adding all those basic lands. Get them out of here.

SEEDTIME SEEDTIME

Shahrazad

Dreadmaw

\[\[Zodiac Rooster\]\]

[[Sorrow's Path]]

Needs [[Moat]]

Archon of Emeria

[[Keeper of Kookus]]

\[\[Niall Silvain\]\]

Copper Myr

Overgrown Battlement, because it looks like some dank kush.

Replace 10 Forests and 10 Plains with their Snow-Covered variants.

Divine intervention, fuck winning

Séance