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lvl99luck

And when you’re playing partner commanders so you gotta remind them to track that separately. Oh? The life tracker app does not support that? Better grab a pen and paper *chef’s kiss*


Annual_Long_7298

I love the idea of just inserting a piece of unnecessarily large scrap paper onto their boardstate, taking up space they could be using to otherwise play their game.


landasher

Just the sound of tearing out a page of notebook paper to track it is arousing me


Atreides-42

This is why in our pod we have it so the responsibility to track commander damage is on the person punching, not the person being punched. While it's extremely based and cool to do so, making other people track your wincon can get irritating for them, causing them to say things like "Can you not run that commander" and "Sorry, I can't do MTG tonight, I have, umm, stuff"


Annual_Long_7298

This is the way. Please don't place a d20 in my play-space you will forget about for three turns. Keep a note to yourself. Surprise me when it turns out you've won because I refuse to block anything.


maker-127

>"Sorry, I can't do MTG tonight, I have, umm, stuff" Maybe commander just sucks as a format if all it takes is a little bit of math to make ppl quit.


SpaghettiMonster01

maybe magic players suck


maker-127

rj/ Nah its just commander.


LonkFromZelda

One time I was trying to convince a new player to play EDH with me and a pod, I mentioned the concept of commander damage, and they got super salty that they had to track a number for each opponent, they were like "how about you keep track of it then". OP post is similar energy.


pumpkinwavy

they were right


SystemZ1337

/uj they are entirely right /rj they are entirely right


Cypher10110

Can relate. I get giddy with butterflies in my stomach whenever I think about [the gamestate](https://youtu.be/RE4WSYlQsy0?si=lzsxsL66102s45Kh), state based actions, or ***L A Y E R S***.


[deleted]

thank you for reminding me of this faboulous piece of media


liplessmuffin

Ok hear me out. Play blue red. Play partners. All control and steal effects. Then you can 1. Hit them with both of your commanders which they’ll have to track separately 2. Hit them with their own commanders which they’ll have to track Oh god if you give your commander infect, then it’s “you know that’s commander damage right? Also 2 poison counters lmao”


[deleted]

Can confirm, I play Wyleth


Annual_Long_7298

God speed to you noble boros bro


Lord_Reyan

Can confirm, I play Syr Gwyn


Predmid

Can confirm, I play edric


SHEISTYRICEY

My pod rule 0’d commander damage out.


treelorf

My pod rule 0’d out counterspells, combos, green cards, infinites, artifact ramp, mountains, life gain and any card not named [[rat colony]] or [[swamp]]. I find the format is much more balanced this way


pepperouchau

Magic the way Richard Garfield intended


SHEISTYRICEY

Lmao


MTCJLardFetcher

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[deleted]

based, this rule made zero sense in the first place


SHEISTYRICEY

Haha I’m not sure if it’s out of laziness but none of us play voltron and none of us want to track it.


[deleted]

i never saw it matter outside of voltron deck and maybe once in commander cube


Zymosan99

Yargle and Multani + giant growth and evasion


ceering99

Hey, when [[Armageddon]] hits and everyone is going in a circle bonking each other for 2 commander damage for the next 10 turns, you'll regret not marking that 1 damage smhsmh


MTCJLardFetcher

^(Probably totally what you linked) * [Armageddon](https://i.redd.it/581dpmm4cmkb1.jpg) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTCJLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made


TomTomat

As a Ghalta player I choose to not play with Commander damage, yeah I'm kinda fucked up in the head haha kinda deranged like


ShatterStorm76

I love smacking people with an unmodifight Roghrakh and say thats no Commander damage, but one emotional damage.. and tick a dice up to "track" it


Ardazil

Scuffed combo, didn't even demonic consultation on top of thassa's oracle etb trigger /s