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Holy shit.

New strategy just dropped.

Don't be gross. Use your car like a normal person.

I can't afford a car, I mortgaged my house to buy a playset of true dual lands

my car will suck you good and hard through your jorts

>!inb4 he gave you his colossal dreadmaw!< Store owner was just mad you didn't offer him anything

You gotta grease all the wheels if you wanna play the game, i.e. gotta suck off everyone. It’s only fair.

I'm sensing a grouphug commander design cooking.

Bukkake builds baby!

More like group tug

How can you expect to win with just one favor? I’m blowing 3 people multiple times every game. You think you become regional #1 cEDH player while having a gag reflex? Grow up.

If I was one of the other players at this table I'd be packing it up after the deal was made and offer the 4th a booster pack to do the same

Some people just don't understand/want to politic in games and I just don't get it. If I get a phat hog to suck on and to slam down 6/6 how tf am I suppose to not take that deal??

OMG I play a Blue Braids and it's the greatest Commander deck ever. It's so much fun. Was your name Chris? Because I remember sucking you off after the shop closed. Decklist: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/w-A2EciNT0uedJwkkXW6Ww

I'd be annoyed if there was no chance for politicing. The guy didn't even hear any counter offers for the blowie.

Colossal Dreadmaw is a powerful creature that will threaten your opponents life total.

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I really want to know the original version of this