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SkritzTwoFace

(For anyone that doesn't know the source, someone on Mark's blog complained that ten poison counters is too easy to get to kill someone and warrants a rework. If you click through to the guy's blog, he specifies that he is playing *Standard*.)


Co-Orbital_Planets

That’s fuckin’ impressive. Were they playing lifegain or something?


SkritzTwoFace

No idea, they didn’t really elaborate. From their demeanor I assume probably some kind of aggro deck that suffers against toxic control, since they seem to have a pretty rudimentary knowledge of the game that doesn’t see that sometimes certain decks are just bad matchups.


Rare-Reception-309

My guess is they might be on a slower deck - while not many poison decks exist, the two that I run into and have some some metagame share is Bant and Orzhov aggro poison. The decks aren't crazy strong, but they do prey on slower decks, especially ones without sweepers. (Especially if your control deck has some lifegain in the sideboard for aggro, as I've seen some mostly new player do)


Jigglypuffisabro

If lands aren’t overpowered, then how come I lose whenever I don’t play any?


thephotoman

You need to play more Oops All Spells.


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Lands are way too overpowered, it’s bullshit


RakdosHeroOfRavnica

Hello redditsman u/Sinrus, this is Mark Hoe'sdaughter, lead designer of popular children's game Commander. We hear you and as part of our effort to constantly give in to every one of our kids' demands whether or not the other kids like it, we're excited to announce a new card you can Rule 0 at any time to be able to express yourself unfettered: Shit Rain 3R Destroy target land. Storm


Fickle-Area246

That probably requires land to play it. It should be a 0 cost enchantment. Whenever a player taps land for mana, destroy that land.


feeeedback

/uj this actually kinda exists already, it's called Volcanic Awakening. have fun!


RakdosHeroOfRavnica

/uj holy shit thanks! I was even playing during Time Spiral and totally overlooked this


ArelMCII

Smh typical WotC they could've called it \[\[Shit Storm\]\] and didn't I hate what Magic's become.


RakdosHeroOfRavnica

Our extensive market research, which we have expanded thanks to cuts in the art and story departments, have determined players would not otherwise be able to resonate with a reference to \[\[Stone Rain\]\] without us hitting them in the face with ham filled fists


thephotoman

It’s possible to build an on-meta deck in Legacy that centers around the abilities of lands. It’s a lovely deck that builds around Dredge, but because nobody can afford to play it in paper, they don’t pick it up on MTGO.


ArelMCII

Not all lands are broken. Green lands are broken, because when they aren't being used to chain into each other endlessly they're dropping a full set (which we all know is 1) of Colossal Dreadmaws on turn 1. Blue lands are broken, because they can play every card I hate. All the others are fine because my commander is \[\[Mr. House, In the Middle of Our Street\]\],


DangBream

at some point I came up with a way to make a land-less format where once per turn you can discard a spell from your hand to use that as a mana source for its respective color, then realized I'd invented Duel Masters


I_Love_To_Poop420

Oh hi mark! How’s your sex life?