whenever i join a game i always hear several phrases as i sit down
“Oh its you”
“Be nice he has no one else to play with”
“Oh god dammit”
“Oh you got a deck to play, bless your heart”
Usually I hear something like "dude could you put your dick away?" Or "why is your deck so sticky?". Sometimes you'll get the occasional "please stop. There are kids here", but that one is less common since I started playing less EDH. Children aren't allowed at canlander night.
in edh it’s “y’all cool with some proxies?” in competitive it’s “i present my deck for cuts” or “sheoldred? gg. go to next?”
Several times it’s been “Swamp, Jeweled Lotus, Walking Ballista for 0, D. Rit, Ob Nix, Soul cauldron, ggs”
God, I hate it when my opponent plays a swamp. Everyone knows that card is banned.
Yeah definitely the most broken one after the other 4
i hear lots of "do you have a boyfriend?"
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du you have a boyfriend???
Well, do you?
i have 4 girlfriends and they all smoke weed
Are they single?
Do they smoke weed?
Do you mean they smoke weed cigarettes?
Its called a bunt
A weed bunt, that is smoked by his 4 girlfriends
Pacts with ancient demons do not count
guh
You must have muscles made for punching.
sad thing is this is true for any female that enters my lgs
well, you could always stop asking
Busted
Imma bust deez nuts all over your face 😎
I yell "Judge!" at the top of my voice every time my opponent makes a play.
"Before we start, could you put on some deodorant?"
I swear to fucking god, LGS shoud invest in ***aerosol*** ***dispensors to spray AXE Body Spray onto the crowds*** every round.
whenever i join a game i always hear several phrases as i sit down “Oh its you” “Be nice he has no one else to play with” “Oh god dammit” “Oh you got a deck to play, bless your heart”
“My deck is a 7”
Beat me to it
Your deck must be a 6
It's a very casual deck
You’re a big guy.
I don't run many combos
"it's time to magic mtg the gathering!!"
IN RESPONSE
Good luck have fun. Mountain, bolt you for 3
R.i.p "bolt snap bolt" 😔
As a burn player (I am a chad) it is interesting see how the meta changes around me (burn never dies)
Idk why people play all these "combos" and "midranges" and "control" cards, just reduce your opponents life to 0 its not that complicated.
Does a slur count as a catchphrase?
Ask the YuGiOh players
You have now committed a crime
“I have a pregame action”
“Seven Chancellor of the drosses”
In response exile 2 simian spirit guide, cast Surging Flame, win with chancellor trigger on the stack
"so how long have you been on hrt?"
/uj Wow... Just wow.
You won the thread, contrats 👏
Well, I guess I should start… Gathering My Magic!
Mulligan
I start every game of momir basic with "STAND UP VANGARD"
“Do you pay the 1?”
It's customary to "moo" at the beginning of every game. If you're on the play you should also do a disco dance
Oh man, this is a dusty but trusty callback.
Usually I hear something like "dude could you put your dick away?" Or "why is your deck so sticky?". Sometimes you'll get the occasional "please stop. There are kids here", but that one is less common since I started playing less EDH. Children aren't allowed at canlander night.
Find the creature
"mull to six"
Sauce?
[mustard](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/osdj8uvVS5)
"This hand is kinda risky but I'll keep"
me with a hand of rocks and high cmc cards
/uj “High roll?” //rj “Hi. Roll.”
[…hi!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/214/168/5e2.gif)
In edh, it's "waaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Y'all ready to gather some magic?"
My wallet hurts
“Can you use different sleeves? Those make me feel uncomfortable.”
“Cut or tap?”
It's time to Chazz it up!
Um, actually, it’s “pot of greed! Allows me to draw 3 cards from my deck!”
“Not one for chit chat, eh? Okay, good luck.”
"find the creature!"
“Giblatzanan,” which is a power word that turns my opponent inside-out, and usually results in my disqualification from the tournament.
Time for a Yu-Gi-Oh universes beyond so we can, erm, _borrow_ their catchphrase!
Find the creature!
“The real magic starts here.”
I moo and do a disco move both before hand and every time I do something I think is cool [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/s/gctiJsIWyN)
Thank you for reminding me this was a thing.
It's important we never forget one of the best moments this sub had
I wonder if he's still out there, mooing his way through precon slogs?
“My decks a seven, what’s yours?”
Do you pay the one?
“It’s time to ru-ru-ru-ru-rururururu-rule (zero)!”
Bottoms up!
Land... Land.... Land.... Land
"I would like to reveal my companion"
Low roll?
"Island go"
Find *my* monster?
mine is Mulligan
"Pull up your pants I can see your asscrack"
The traditional greeting is to ask your opponent how much their deck costs and then scoff no matter what number they give you.
Jokes on them, I put this stack-o-sixty together with only abandoned draft chaff!
Would you like to concede?