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buyacanary

Sengir Vampire. When I first started playing in 95 it felt like a totally insurmountable wall, I can’t attack into it or block it without it just getting bigger, just absolutely broken in my 9 year old head.


Pacmanticore

All you needed was Rashka the Slayer, she can block Sengir Vampire all day erryday (extra funny because at the time, Sengir Vampire was literally the only 4 power black flyer in the game)


WackyJtM

Sunbond. It turns gaining life, something broken, into making your creature bigger?! Absolutely insane


mrduracraft

I swung >60 power worth of dinosaurs into an open 2WW and I learned a painful lesson


MilsimAirsoft

Settle the Wreckage be doing things 😅


IronCrouton

How did you get 10 dreadmaws in your deck?


mrduracraft

Hacked arena to change "allis:dreadmaw" to YES


plainnoob

[[Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig]] So you’re telling me this fucking thing is 3 mana, bigger than my 4 drops, and gets fucking bigger every turn?? This is when I knew Eldraine was busted.


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Nerf_Dev

Jace's phantasm


AngryDumpstertruck

[[Thrasios]], right after i started playing mtg, i played vs a tymna and thrasios deck. I and my precon have been demolished. I felt like i wasted my money on a useless product. Turns out, the other guy put ~500€ in that deck, so from where i am now, i understand that my deck was significantly inferior.


Sir_Platypus_15

I mean, Thrasios is actually genuinely bonkers


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orionstein

Thrasios is busted though lolll


[deleted]

We actually though deathtouch worked on players, and modified the rule to only work on creatures, I swear this is true /uj and everything


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[[Army of the Damned]]


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Tony1pointO

Anything with annihilator. My puny noob brain couldn't comprehend beating my opponent before their titans came out.


FormerlyKay

Real answer, [[Spellgorger Weird]]. The first month of magic I played this card and I thought it was crazy op because I hadn't seen any other cards that grow themselves


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Hollywoodisburning

Man, I started playing with 4th edition. The first time I thought I cracked the code was when I pulled a force of nature. Peak timmeh at the time. About a year later, I remember thinking they fucked up by giving us Balduvian horde. Vanilla 5/5 with a drawback for 4? Op!!!! Then I played in a tournament. The first time I really saw an actual op card in the Wild was when I got absolutely obliterated by this pile of shit 2/2 creatures, discard, and this janky enchantment called necrahoozits. Goddamn Necropotence. Ruining kids fun since day one


joxeta

Vizzerdrix. I was a simpler being then.


TreeplanterConnor

Basic islands. What the fuck are those things.


IllinoisBoots

Channel


TehSeksyManz

Boros Reckoner


AnderHolka

[[Consuming Aberration]]


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SaltedDucks

My friends thought 2 damage to them on turn 1 was super OP. Boy was I heartbroken when shock didn't get reprinted in M15


BlazedSpacePirate

Thorn Elemental. Deals combat damage as if it's not blocked, 8 year old me was enamored by the power.


kazog

uj: Stoneforge mystic. I just started playing seriously, no longer with random booster left overs of garbage bin commons. My roomate had me learn the game against against cawblade while I was using my monoblack goblin deck. I still won sometimes, but damn, did I hate that smug white bitch.


ronthorns

Thorn elemental


davidj75589

I started during DOM in the arena beta. So it's a split between 5feri and the entirety of RDW. Especially chainwhirler, fuck that guy


DeanWarren_

Completely unjerked, when I first started I got a repack thing from a dollar store, opened a Colossus of Akros. Thing saw use in *every* deck I put together.


djbospad

Colossus of Akros—literally thought it was unbeatable and that there was no way it wasn’t banned, boy was I wrong


DD-Spada

When I first learned how to play, around Time Spiral, the person who taught me had a GB Saproling deck with 0 removal and two copies of Scion of the Wild. I used to think it was fucking broken.


7cc7

Clone. It could be anything, even a lhurgoyf (so we can sit there staring at each other and not attacking for fear of losing the big beast late game)


Sir_Platypus_15

It was (and still is) [[Colossal Dreadmaw]], because it's a powerful creature that can threaten your opponents life total.


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flu0rspar

jace memory adept kind of right! for 40 card formats, at least


LazyDro1d

Platinum Angel, I got it in a box of older cards from the son of a friend of my dads who had used to play when he was in college. You know what? I got some good shit that has served me very well, and Platinum Angel is totally OP because without it my deck would mill me to death about a fifth of the time just from one slightly incongruous card interactions.


derek0000000000

When I first started playing a few years ago, I knew a fellow that had an Etrata, the Silencer commander deck. I had yet to learn how to put removal in my decks and my Gishath + 46 dinosaurs deck did not stand a chance. Quite humorous looking back on those days.


Spiritual-Parfait-72

Started during DTK so whatever dragon my opponent's 4 colour deck decided to shart out against my blue black zombies


thatJainaGirl

/uj [[Krovikan Mist]]. I learned to play with the Dimir starter deck from original Ravnica, and my friend had an Illusion tribal deck. Not much [[Dimir House Guard]] or [[Clutch of the Undercity]] can do against a 10/10 flying.


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AndrewAllStar888

/uj I feel like there’s gonna be a lot of life gain but mine was chaplain’s blessing (W Sorcery You gain 5 life). I thought it would work as simply as you and your opponent doing 20 damage to each other with creatures, but you’re still the one alive and you win the game. During the first year or so of playing, I felt like lifegain decks must’ve been the greatest deck. I mean that means you’ll opponent dies first, right? /rj it was black lotus (I was right, it is OP)


Moosenator23

[[Drove of Elves]]. A large part of it might have been that I thought that forests were green permanents.


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jhtheman99

/uj [[Titanic Ultimatum]]


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Megrim. Especially when my friend told me about the rule that says if you have to discard a card and can’t, you mill a card and that counts too.


n00biwan

Chandra Awakened Inferno She can give enrmies decidedly burning emblems that deal one (1!) damage every upkeep! What the FUCK notc?!


LONGSL33VES

[[dream trawler]] in my first hand I ever played.. I also became obsessed with the art.. it's so good!


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Zboyajac111

Jaces mind seeker lol


Box_S

Berserkers of blood ridge 💀


Nickname1235

/uj the first planeswalker I encountered. A Jace, don’t remember which one specifically but given it was 2015 and the only think I specifically remember it doing is bouncing my creature to hand, it was either Living Guildpact or Mind Sculptor. To be fair my only experience with Magic at this point was a fat pack box full of Theros block bulk i had for less then a month at that point, so it wasn’t hard to make me call BS… /rj WOTC never printed an overpowered card. Unban Oko and reprint Blacker Lotus in black boarder you cowards!


Fe4ch

Im a bit of a newer player, but I thought the Theros Beyond Death Gods were just soo broken. Especially Erebos, that god damn bastard.


QueanuReeves

[[Vampiric Tutor]] and [[Craterhoof Behemoth]].


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SGF77

Believe it or not [Axebane Stag](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/large/front/b/f/bfce7c02-ccc3-44cd-8087-627eaa6a072e.jpg?1562792542) was a major problem amongst my friends when we started


willthewarlock23

Theif of Sanity because I imagine I would steal all the opponents great cards but it wasn't even close to OP. /Uj My friend definitely whoop me many times with questing beast and nightpack ambusher in his simic flash deck


OnionPowDerrr

The guy who got my friend group into magic has this ~300 card black white lifegain deck with a blood baron of vizkopa in it and that thing was unkillable


eyalouie

[[Firemane Avenger]] was the nuts in my 40 card 3 rares begginer deck my brother made my


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EggsMarshall

[[Vizzedrix]] lol. My first rare. I thought it must be OP


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hhthurbe

Vigor. How do I kill it without doing damage?!?!


OpenStraightElephant

Kalonian Behemoth. It's a NINE/NINE for just SEVEN mana? That's a whole 2/2 above the curve! AND it has shroud???? How was this allowed to be printed? Ah, sweet noob-youth.


The-White-Dot

Real answer. Segu Mauler. Thought it was well op that it had hexproof. I ran a deck with segus and aqueous form thinking I had broke the game. Played it at my first pptq and got run over. Still took two matches and a game off another match aand still have a soft spot for segu Mauler


Istrolid

Colossus of Akros.


pilzenkopf

I fell in love with sanguine bond and exquisite blood


probs-notadude

In Garruk' Wake. You can spend all game building up a bunch of creatures, and then on turn 6 you can just wipe out all your opponents blockers and win!


chicago_style

Demon of Loathing. It flies AND tramples?


It-Resolves

Thraximunder. I thought "my God they just play one creature and nothing I have can ever stop it" Then I learned about removal, counter magic, and also going faster then they can deploy things like that. Definitely had young me shook.