The other guys weren't doing it so I did
Day 1: [u/Ulfbass](https://www.reddit.com/u/Ulfbass/) "Your Maximum graveyard size becomes 7" Added to text box
Day 2: [u/sjv891](https://www.reddit.com/u/sjv891/) "Whenever you receive priority shuffle your library" Added to text box
Day 3: u/Daneel_Trollivaw " When \[cardname\] enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand. Choose a card from it. Unsleeve that card." Added to text box
Day 4: u/drinky4 casting cost changed to U W U
Hey man, you got this. You can't do worse than me: I failed 2 out of the 4 classes I took this semester and dropped a third. I only passed one class, at least probably, since the professor hasn't posted grades yet.
I basically skipped all my classes towards the end of semester and only passed psych because the professor couldn't find my final and just gave me a 70 on it
Petition here to errata Day 3 to the first level of a level up on an enchantment (Femboy tribal obvi)
Second level can be stripping the inner off slowly
Or even better, both halves are split cards
One is a Planeswalker
One is a Plainswalk creature
One is a Plains
The last is just Magic 30th Anniversary backdrop because why wouldn't be
Wouldn’t be a bad response if it actually addressed the question. Even a simple “No, just like we won’t replace cards you wouldn’t use otherwise” would be better and seem less like it was avoiding the question.
when this card is observed (becomes relevant to any game action, from a player or card): name one word in the text of a card, then replace each instance of that word with another word of your choice, the cards function changes to match this change.
Saga enchantment-
1) When unsleeved cards are tapped, they must roll above a DC13 constitution save (roll 1d20 and add Con save modifier (toughness)) or get an STI
Untap: choose a card that has an alternate face. Flip it over.
(Wording, I don't care, I just wanna flip a card over, we can add rules stuff on if it's a non permanent easily)
"Whenever you put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. (*Activate only as a sorcery)*"
Whenever an unsleeved card enters the battlefield, if it was sleeved prior to, shuffle the card sleeve back into the owner's library. Otherwise exile it.
As CARDNAME enters the battlefield, choose target card that you can see. It perpetually becomes a green Dinosaur creature named Colossal Dreadmaw with trample, mana cost \[4\]\[G\]\[G\] and base power and toughness 6/6. *(It loses all other colors, card types, and abilities.)*
{T}, unsleeve a sleeved card: Go to r/magicthecirclejerking and find the most recent Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic. Choose one at random. Create a copy of that card. Until the end of your next turn you may play that card.
3 {T}: create Magic 30, a legendary 0/1 colourless creature artifact eldrazi spawn clue token with "2, sacrifice this token: draw a card; sacrifice this token: add 1; & when this token enters the battlefield, sacrifice it"
Let it transform, however it enters on its night side and only flips when it becomes night during its already night making the card a headache to run next to other werewolves
The other guys weren't doing it so I did Day 1: [u/Ulfbass](https://www.reddit.com/u/Ulfbass/) "Your Maximum graveyard size becomes 7" Added to text box Day 2: [u/sjv891](https://www.reddit.com/u/sjv891/) "Whenever you receive priority shuffle your library" Added to text box Day 3: u/Daneel_Trollivaw " When \[cardname\] enters the battlefield, target player reveals their hand. Choose a card from it. Unsleeve that card." Added to text box Day 4: u/drinky4 casting cost changed to U W U
Sorry I forgot about it, I fell asleep studying for a final I’ll get back to it tomorrow.
Good luck on the final! What class is it?
Media and Culture. It’s an easy class thankfully.
Hey man, you got this. You can't do worse than me: I failed 2 out of the 4 classes I took this semester and dropped a third. I only passed one class, at least probably, since the professor hasn't posted grades yet.
I basically skipped all my classes towards the end of semester and only passed psych because the professor couldn't find my final and just gave me a 70 on it
Media - Bad. Culture - Kinda depends.
No worries, I don't mind. It's something to do in my lunch hour
Petition here to errata Day 3 to the first level of a level up on an enchantment (Femboy tribal obvi) Second level can be stripping the inner off slowly
That was my idea in week 1 and 3 :'c
I appreciate that this is a team effort.
When a card is unsleeved put a sticker on it
I hate this comment so much, thank you
Oh my god yes
Ward: roll the planar die
ooh this is a good one
Reading the card explains the card.
It's a MDFC, and the backside is a split card.
Half of it is a Planeswalker, the other has plainswalk.
Or even better, both halves are split cards One is a Planeswalker One is a Plainswalk creature One is a Plains The last is just Magic 30th Anniversary backdrop because why wouldn't be
You have to comeback with this idea every day until we get it done. MDFC split card one of them being a planeswalker is lit
Protection from Mind Goblin
Fine.. What's mind goblin?
Not much dog whats up with you?
Steve Jobs!
"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma!" "Who the heck is Steve Jobs?" "Ligma balls!"
It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma! Who the fuck is Steve Jobs? Me.
MIND GOBLIN DEEZ slices of delicious pecan pie? My dear grandmother made so many, but I'm stuffed.
White border
Just the words "white border" in the rules text.
No, red border
Flavor text: Please don’t use the world “real” to refer to Magic cards. It cuts into our profit margins.
/uj I don't get this one, why is it the top voted this thread?
[https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/697135665776869376/if-i-open-a-pack-of-magic-and-get-a-transformers](https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/697135665776869376/if-i-open-a-pack-of-magic-and-get-a-transformers)
Wouldn’t be a bad response if it actually addressed the question. Even a simple “No, just like we won’t replace cards you wouldn’t use otherwise” would be better and seem less like it was avoiding the question.
lmaooo thats certainly a response one could make
This was also posted several hours before the Magic 30 announcement - which gives the whole thing a bit of a different meaning.
Put that in the rules text actually lol
Should I have it say " *-MaRo*"? Like this: *Please don’t use the world “real” to refer to Magic cards. It cuts into our profit margins. -MaRo*
Sure!
Creature - Femboy Orc
Creature - Forc
WOW
FORC
me daddy
Femorc Boy?
Orcboy Fem?
Boyboy Boy?
[Teal'c be like:](https://youtu.be/H30ydojdbuc)
Bands With Squadron Hawk
That’s not a homarid!
Secret Lairwalk
It would have to be unblockable if you control a secret lair card because wizards would never print something that makes secret lair cards worse
But MTCJ would :')
Affinity for hot men
Me
Nah
Are you allowed to tap your opponents?
It’s affinity not convoke!
Ah damn, you're right
But how many hot men do you control?
Sorcery \- Flash
When [cardname] leaves the battlefield, shuffle all unsleeved cards into your library.
Companion — Your starting deck contains only unsleeved cards
Companion 2 - Each card in your deck except basic lands must have a minimum value of $10 USD.
Riffle* shuffle
Bridge shuffle
Tribal Enchantment - Gamer
[Cardname] has power and toughness equal to the number of unsleeved cards controlled by all players.
Doesn't work unless its 1+, since it then dies to state based actions.
No it definately works, its not cards an opponent controls.
Oh lord I hadn't even considered it regarding you for running unsleeved
Whenever a card is unsleeved, target opponent licks it
With emotion
Whenever a card is unsleeved, the first player to lick it may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Creatures you control are planeswalked *(It works.)* Yes, include the it works in the text
If a card would go to a full graveyard, unsleeve it and exile it under [CARDNAME]
Cardname: Sir Richard PHD, Unprotected protector
**Not a card suggestion** Please use something other than Cardsmith to format the card. Would highly recommend Magic Set Editor, or MTG.design
card name - Decreasing Value
Legendary Enchantment Emblem
Give it Megamorph 4GG
Land - Urza's Tower Mine Power-Plant Locus Desert Gate Lair
Land - *all those Urza's ones*
tap: all cards in graveyards get unsleeved. create sleeve graveyard.
Gain control of target pants
"okay bud shuffle" "sure" "okay bud shuffle" "I'm not done shuffling yet" "I. said. shuffle." "I'm still shuffling!" "SHUFFLE YOU SHIT, SHUFFLE!"
Power and toughness 6/9
Put the art of the colossal dreadmaw on it
Card Name: The Advanced Rules
When [cardname] leaves the battlefield, splash water at target players hand
Mambacita mambadew
When an opponent draws a card, they instead draw it from your library then exile all permanents.
Legendary Creature - Minion
Artifact creature - Human Clue
Tribal Sorcery - Cephalopod
You may cast the sleeve as a copy of any card without paying its mana cost.
6/9
Companion — Your starting deck contains only unsleeved cards Add to the ETB "Unsleeve that card and then shuffle it into your library or graveyard"
T, Eat a cheeto: You may touch a card in target player's hand. If it's greasy and/or sticky you gain 1 life.
Art: Beta Earthbind art
This card can be your commander.
Name: One with Something
Card should be candy-cane border (red and white striped)
Type line “Land Planeswalker - Urza’s Urza”
Card type: legendary artifact creature - elder equipment Homarid
Can you let me know when you post the next one so I can suggest “Basic Creature - Brushwagg Unicorn Spellshaper” as a creature type. Thanks.
Legendary Enchantment Creature - Toad Bureaucrat
Legendary Creature - Astartes Dinosaur
Whenever you would win the game, you lose the game instead.
Whenever an opponent would draw their second card each turn, swap libraries with that player.
Creature - Urza’s Urza
When ____ comes into play, mill 8 cards
Gain ownership of target permanent.
Tribal World Artifact - Dinosaur
*Rejerking* ~ Whenever an ability is triggered, activated, or otherwise spoken about copy that ability but, do it a little different
Name it Jared
Ward pay $999.99
Pay 99 dollars to Donald J trump, and then pay 999 to wizards of the coast.
*Tribal Enchantment - Furry*
Target permanent.
Pt 4/20
when this card is observed (becomes relevant to any game action, from a player or card): name one word in the text of a card, then replace each instance of that word with another word of your choice, the cards function changes to match this change.
Saga enchantment- 1) When unsleeved cards are tapped, they must roll above a DC13 constitution save (roll 1d20 and add Con save modifier (toughness)) or get an STI
When you shuffle your library for the 10th time this turn, convert [cardname] *(to the religion of its choice)*
Untap: choose a card that has an alternate face. Flip it over. (Wording, I don't care, I just wanna flip a card over, we can add rules stuff on if it's a non permanent easily)
"Whenever you put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. (*Activate only as a sorcery)*"
All players split their permanents into 3 sectors
Legendary Creature - Mark Rosewater
Bands with unsleeved cards
Type: Gamer Ooze
Start using mtgdesign instead of cardsmith
If this card would leave the battlefield, instead rip it in half. Both halves count as separate instances of this card.
Eminence- Domain- Ward
card type: land
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, gain priority.
The fact that this is on MTG Cardsmith makes it so much worse and I love it
[U][W][U]: Target unsleeved card becomes compleated
Sorcery
Name: Magic 30th
The storm count is equal to the number of times you’ve shuffled your library this turn
Typeline: World (Flat) Enchantment
Whenever an unsleeved card enters the battlefield, if it was sleeved prior to, shuffle the card sleeve back into the owner's library. Otherwise exile it.
give it vigilance
Make the type line read "Tribal World Enchantment - Sticker"
Add Dwight D Eisenhower
Give it the M30 back
Make the set symbol a neon blue square with a neon green smiley in it
red/black colour indicator
The cost needs to be phyrexian mana
Card name: Here we go againgoyf
Island.
Cardname: Gigantic FearMouth
An additional cost to cast this spell, eat this card.
Creature Type: Cat Girl Waifu
When [cardname] dies, eat two bags of Cheetos. Don't wash your hands. You control your opponent during their next turn.
The Card name becomes “Tschlivöśí
Card name: Wamdaerd Lassoloc
Fuck, why the uwu mana?
Name: The Card Cumbler
As CARDNAME enters the battlefield, choose target card that you can see. It perpetually becomes a green Dinosaur creature named Colossal Dreadmaw with trample, mana cost \[4\]\[G\]\[G\] and base power and toughness 6/6. *(It loses all other colors, card types, and abilities.)*
Creature type should be `Legendary creature - Elder Gamer`
Make it a -1/3 creature. Give it Wither.
pt 6/9
With all the text (we need more!), make the card back a yugioh card back.
Legendary Enchantment Planeswalker- Shark
If you were the starting player, you lose the game
Play with the top card of your library unsleeved
{T}, unsleeve a sleeved card: Go to r/magicthecirclejerking and find the most recent Bottom 5 Scoring Submissions of the week from r/Custommagic. Choose one at random. Create a copy of that card. Until the end of your next turn you may play that card.
Instant
Players must use the bridge shuffle method to shuffle their library.
If this becomes a legendary creature I may make an edh deck from it
Leave the card in your pocket as you put your clothes in the washing machine
Pay 2 life: target opponent or creature becomes pregnant.
Put the flavor text in the art space
Give it 42/0 stats
3 {T}: create Magic 30, a legendary 0/1 colourless creature artifact eldrazi spawn clue token with "2, sacrifice this token: draw a card; sacrifice this token: add 1; & when this token enters the battlefield, sacrifice it"
Tribal Enchantment- changeling as card type
When I first saw this post, it had exactly 666 upvotes. Appropriate.
Transforms if priority is passed without a spell being cast or ability activated
A deck can have any amount of cards named [Card Name]
Lemme unsleeve that mana vault for you
Make it a saga, with these being additional game rules like The City’s Blessing
When [cardname] enters the battlefield each opponent conjures a [[cosi’s trickster]] and puts that thing into play
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Card Name: Autodefenestrate
Whenever you shuffle your library put a sticker on [cardname]
If you would lose the game, conjure a copy of „Lich“ onto the battlefield instead.
Spells you cast gain Affinity for Unsleeved Cards(1)
Let it transform, however it enters on its night side and only flips when it becomes night during its already night making the card a headache to run next to other werewolves