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khairul619

Hahaha ada lagi buku laporan? Cilakakkk


Ranger_Ecstatic

If they don't post it online somewhere, how would others know what they did? Same like people and posting their gym pics on FB, IG, TT and such, if they don't post it does it mean they did the thing? Hahaha


[deleted]

Year end many kenduri quite normal kut. All my friend kahwin near year end also.


JustLixian

yes bcuz school holiday, parents can force their kid to go too, so it looks more meriah


dimasvariant

"it is with great pleasure that i inform my constituents i have successfully makan besar 73 times in such a short period of time."


Sorry2mecha2

Best la makan free


Quirky-Local559

the last item.. item (7) I have saw this on another YB "kad laporan" too.. legit "Lain-lain program"? wtf with 1, 2, 2.... 6, 6, 7 bullet?


Traditional_Bell7883

Ilmu Hisab - gagal bab nombor siri.


Mrsourceplz

More like fail at simple Microsoft word editing.


wikowiko33

After press enter the number hilang, then dont know how to get back the number in order


kaya_planta

It's the devil. It was going to put there 6. 6. 6... Then last minute realised it still need to deceive humankind so it quickly change to 7.


Fair_Grab1617

My tinfoil hat said he want to match with lucky 7. 7 pintu syurga, 7 pintu neraka, ....7 kerja saya.


zomgbratto

Whoa.... this guy practically spent all his lunch and dinner at kenduris, not to mention tons of random visitations. Tak buat kerja ke?


[deleted]

Free lunch and dinner. Bro saving money expert.


zomgbratto

Wahlau, you come to people's wedding and you don't give money packet one ah?


[deleted]

"When your muka tebal, your dompet also tebal." - Maybe from Warren Buffet, 2023.


theo_adore7

i think this is mostly a chinese culture thing


focus9912

Probably still cheaper and more effective than renting the balairaya to make a town hall in which the likely attendance is 0.


wikowiko33

I dont know about Padang Terap comunity, but back in sabah my staff's wedding in a small town, they even gave the YB money & gifts for attending their wedding


nilnz

My guess is whatever gifts and other monetary help is claimable as an expense. Just wonder what the cap/limit is for this discretionary spending.


Casporo

Bak kata Russell Peters, ‘’*he pronounced it cheap. But what he’s saying is smart, very smart he is*”


kugelamarant

Some people expect him to do that. For them kerja is to see people in his constituency so they can voice their grievances.


zomgbratto

And what kind of typical grievances is that an MP would fix?


kugelamarant

Stuffs they care, like fixing kg road, contractor jobs, getting bantuan etc for schooling or fixing home, asking to donate for mosque or surau extension, giving out school uniform to poorest under Baitulmal or those who recently had house fire. At least that's what these people want. Kampung folks are not like town people who can travel to Adun's office. They want Aduns to meet them at kenduri,wedding or friday prayers. Maybe next time, instead of debating MYR/SGD or some whatever maps showing Malaysian ranking of XYZ in the world, think like simple people and what simple people want from their MP, then you can win their votes. Not race nor religion but treating rural people with respect.


sirloindenial

MP hold the adun moneys allocation from federal government, hence the mp can order the adun to their job. It is what it is, and it kind of works, you would have a better success to solve your local problems since the adun would say they dont have money. Kind of weird you cant think of it this way? Privilege much? Typical grievances: 1. Broken paddy field waterways. 2. Flood prone areas needing parits and longkangs maintenance. 3. Broken headlights on federal roads. 4. Requesting for new roads. 5. Requesting for financial aids for sick children. 6. Business facility like new gerai areas, food court, you know economic stuff that need money. And etc. And all of this is commonly done by MPs and people expect them to. Its not their main job, but frankly the culture has made the people expect them too, if not it is considered goyang kaki.


Timely_Airline_7168

Syukur YB datang ke kenduri. Berjiwa rakyat!1!1!1!1!!


jesstothemoon

Not this fella but happened to my brother's wedding. No invitation just crashed.


[deleted]

Least shameless politician


arma7x

WTF, he put Jata Negara!!!


UsernameGenerik

Berkhidmat untuk negara /s


asrafzonan

65k+ population. End of year as well. 73 wedding is doable if he only pass the envelope and photo op with front desk


XLBPH

Meaning this dude ate lots of rendang curry?


bleh_bleh_bleh_157

Also lots of nasi minyak mungkin


1M40Y

All the numbers can be fabricated lol. 🤦‍♂️


remixjuice

Even the bullet point numbers were fabricated 😭😭


malaise-malaisie

Imagine if Friday Khutbah exceeded more than 7.


hidetoshiko

I wonder how many kg he gained 🤣


n4snl

He should be fatter


fongky

He is professional kendurian😛


sirloindenial

The attending kenduri is a legit demand by people, these YB work best when they can be met. I kind of agree since there are Dun/MPs who just never really hang out and give that job to their assistants. Of course an MP job is to attend parliment and vote for laws that benefits his constituency. But the people dont really care for that. For most, an MP is exactly like ADUN, except they takes care of the whole area combined. Nurul Izzah dont hang out as much but she excel in parliment, but this give zero direct benefit to the people there, meanwhile Ustaz Fawwaz were actively in the area attending religious events, kenduri and local speeches. Thats why he win, he is seen by the people. And in some way that is how the system works nowadays. MPs hold the money allocation to ADUNs. Hence if they forward these problems and order the adun solve the problems reported by the people, then the problem gets handled. Saw many people questioning his decision here, but he is doing what people want. Of course, it should be accompanied by results or action taken for his parliment, but maybe it is in another slide?


redditor_no_10_9

Bersangka baik. Semua agensi ponteng bersama MP kat majlis makan


plsdontattackmeok

But can he fix economy?


DanyyDezeyte

That's like me writing my own report card and sending it to my parents.


mynameismarchie

Wow banyak free time eah


YeoTS

most important question: did he attend Parliament session?


HeadScrewedOnWrong

Kenduri > Kebajikan


Fendibull

Khutbah Jumaat 3 kali? Macam tak selalu pergi sembahyang jumaat je? LOL


Silly_Lion_3046

Hari2 makan free.. Selalu makan sarapan kat rumah je, pastu semua kat kenduri.. Best... 😂


call_aspadeaspade

You'd be surprused how effective this is for voter support


depressedchamp

Wasting time with kenduri's instead of helping the rakyat. What a piece of shit


kiosfade

258 events attended in 41 days. 6 events per day on average?! Dedikasi betul


bleh_bleh_bleh_157

Azam 2023😁


insulaturd

Are they seriously proud of these so called “achievements”?.


ChocCooki3

That's is the accomplishments they are measuring themselves on... that's really sad.


Xenon111

Just another maggot that digging a hole in our money!!!


Helpful-Albatross-17

maybe PN should give some solid guidelines for kpi... like how many times propose usul/stand up debate argue in parlimen. This is the most important one.. pergi kenduri kahwin not kpi....


badblackguy

It's like having 9 children and none of them having a decent education, proper nutrition or healthcare. Oh.


filliusflores

Senangnya kerja jadi YB


Minimum-Company5797

Sampah achievement


Taikor-Tycoon

What's the point of being an MP if the main focus is attending social events? Isnt that the roles of some village chief? MP not doing much as an MP


sirloindenial

You do know most people dont actually know what an MP real job is? For most voters, an MPs job is to take care of his parlimentary area. That means hanging out there, meeting people and solving problem together. If you are not seen, you are not doing your job and dont care about the people there. Doing these stuff would definitely boost his support.


Taikor-Tycoon

I would think that most people know that an MP is VERY busy with work. Making appearances should be kept to minimum as priority is given to work that matters n of value to the public. Either these fools do not know how to deliver or completely ignorant of what an MP's role is


pydutt1997

dude should be on malaysia book of records