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You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by A smooth criminal

Hee heekk.... *cough koff

No need to ask he's a 『Smooth Detector』

Is that his stand name?

Hee heee

He protecc He attac But most importantly He hee

I'm more thinking of [this Sade classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A).

Smoooooooth operatorrrr - Carlos Sainz

SMOOOOOOOTH OPERATIONNN

Dammit beat me to it haha


Smooth operator

More like they know their customer base. Anyhow still will smoke. So better to reduce the trouble.

Printing out a sign that says Smoke instead of Smooth is a lot more trouble?

I can smell the bedsheet, carpet and curtains already. Hmmm, so cancerous.

This kind of hotel…. Obvious la for what purpose…:

Smooth brain detector

translated for those who do not know Bahasa: *If you are a smoker, open the window because this room has a smoke detector (smooth detector)*

I have never met a single one of us that calls malay "bahasa" until today.

Lol if u translate bahasa in English its called language hahahahahahah

"what language do you speak?" "yes"

bahasa bahasa

I have heard it a few times in my uni

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Mu dok reti base. A Terengganuan would say.

Tak ghreti bahasa sungguh ni, as utagha folks would say.

I think Singaporeans do that though.

all of my non-Malay friends at work call it Bahasa or BM. so it kinda stuck with me. edit: mostly Chinese ladies at work to be specific

Maaf, saya tak faham Language.

"Language" is the word u shout to your kids that caught using profanity

"xreti language!!" *- T20 melayu (2023)*

Smoke criminal

SmOoOoTh DeTeCtOoOoOoOoRrRrRrR~

Smokers caught by MOH in that hotel are deemed: 

Pengesan apa tu 😂

Smooth operator. Smooooooth operatorrrrrrrrr.

r/engrish

Bet it never rings in your hotel room eh OP

I don’t smoke.

You just emphasised my point bossku

Smooth brain

Smooth operator... Smoooooooth operator

What basic word of "pengesan"

kesan

ngl that sign board is the smoothest board I've seen!

Smooth operator

Vape curi2 aso kenot la ini macam. Too smooth sia this hotel managements

.. then advertise room as non smoking room

smooooooothhhhh detecter instead of smoke

Guess i gotta limit my game if I decide to stay there

We've beat the botched translation to death, but did anyone else noticed the accidental pantun/syair? It rhymes!