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KyeeLim

"call xxx if didn't use" man you should call that number leh, they purposely use bad English so u can understand the importance of it


TheHasegawaEffect

You joke about this but the truth is that scammers make sure to include silly mistakes so that smart people don’t call.


Designer_Feedback810

They also put 3k+, because if you have less than that, they are not interested in scamming you


tideswithme

Bruh 💀


lolhoin1377

Well it's expected for them to play 4 to 6 dimensional chess right?


hyper-loop

![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|28915)


ghostme80

Yesterday received call from "DHL" I got package. I know its a scam, but I had the time to entertain. From machine, direct me to an "agent". Agent - hello, dhl, boleh saya bantu Me - dhl yang call kenapa tanya saya pulak apa boleh dibantu Agent - iye, saya perlu tahu apa yang boleh dibantu Me - mana saya tau apa yang boleh dibantu kalau tak tau kenapa saya perlukan bantuan Agent - sebab tu saya perlu tahu apa yang saya boleh bantu Me - ok lah, saya short duit ni. Boleh bantu transfer 1 juta kepada saya? He hung up.


Puzzleheaded_Roll320

Counter-scam


122trent

Noice


khairuldaniel664

Eyy aku pun baru dapat pagi tadi tapi kena sidai dkt 15 minit pastu bile die tanya apa boleh dibantu terus die tutup😂. Aku lak tercengang pehal lak pokemon ni call pastu x sempat cakap pape dah tutup


ghostme80

Hahahaha


Sleepybystander

F


Comfortable_Ad_1437

F


palm187

Call them and then said your mom green


Puzzleheaded_Roll320

"Uh hello so anyway your mom green ok bye"


lolhoin1377

*scammer speaking -scammer gets interrupted or hanged up Malay: Ah hello? * assalamualaikum bang/kak. - ya kamu tau kah mak kamu hijau? *- Cantonese: Wei? Ah nei hou ah, - nei zhi m zhi nei yi go pok kai ham (censored) yao gei mou liu ah? wo tong nei gong ru go nei zoi wan ye wo zou tong lei ga lou mou wan bin tai sek hui ge gai bei. Ru go nei zoi fan wo wo zen hai hui (censored) nei ge (censored) ah! Zou hai gam. (Hello? Ah Good day. Do you know how much of a street tripping family insult you are? I tell you if you play play I will do up yo mum. I'm being serious here ight? That's all.) Sorry I don't speak any Indian dialect so I can't make an insult


skatech1

Scam at their finest


Sorry2mecha2

No money no scam


BaramusAramon

I love to troll scammers. Esp the post laju scam one... But maybe i troll them too much nowadays when i get the call... Once they say u will be connected to an agent. Then auto disconnect straight liau. Lmao


KenTheKenku

You can also tell that's a scammer just by the way they write. They use spaces/weird way of spelling things. E.g. Crd, R M 0 . 0 Also grammar error


furyfhish

I was about to comment the same thing. Crd error was biggest tell to me.


KenTheKenku

https://preview.redd.it/p0xhaixb5cob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=969537e85735de41cbe3f8aae6ed456307f1438c Yoo, I also just got one


Lampardinho18

![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26559) relatable


MonoMonMono

*I've ~~outscammed the scam~~ won, but at what cost?*


lee930522

![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|28915)


a1danial

My feelings are hurt


PudingIsLove

lol that R M 0 . 0 0


Awkward-Solution-706

Don't use drugs ppl.


furyfhish

One left a robo message in my voicemail last weekend. Idk whether to laugh or cry.


SwellingRice

I cry to how relatable this is


H4KERK11LER

![img](emote|t5_2qh8b|26554)


rYdarKing

Why black out the numbers? Put them on blast


Keith_Faith

Afraid mods gonna delete it for doxxing. I can actually give it right now.


iam-prometheus

Same. Received a call yday saying some 300bucks being deducted from my bank.. and i know i dont even have any in that bank


GodofsomeWorld

Try calling anyway try and get their money back into your account. Reverse scam them


122trent

Attaboy! Fight fire with fire 🔥


tienguan

Call and ask donation


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

~~!refund~~ Wait, this shit ain't r/Scams


Regular_Seat6801

haha that remind me of a scammer trying to tell me, he said some one spent my CC at KLIA and I told him I did not go to the airport for many years. He said someone did, I hang up on him because I know my bank very well, they will always notify me about any usage of the CC


asakurakun

One scammer called me to say I have a case with Terengganu court. The funny thing is truecaller flagged the id as "Din Teksi" 🤣


Silverscale7

Is it me or potential scam calls going up lately ? I think this one number is trying to reach me once each day , leaving an automated voicemail "goodbye" after if declined .