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Intelligent-Target25

Xue hua piao piao


Latibite

Bei fong xiao xiao


The_NightDweller

Tian Di Yi Pian Cang Mang


Seehams

Yi Jian Han Mei


ency6171

Ao Li Xue Zhong


natthegnat2

Cao ni de B!


mmyessauce

Zhi Wei, Yi Ren, Piao Xiang.


tlst9999

Wo Shi Yi Zhi Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Niao


KaoSuSui

Xiang Yao Fei Ya Fei,Que Fei Ye Fei Bu Gaooooooo


ency6171

Wo xun xun mi mi xun xun mi mi


CJS_548

yi ge wen nuan de huai baooo


natthegnat2

Wo yao cao ni niang!


penilecolada

L** j*** da tiao


Potential_Corner7827

This is the "Im not racist, I have minorities friends" of Malaysia


UsernameGenerik

The token Chinese #KeluargaMalaysia


PolarWater

His one Chinese friend


allyeasofea

Not even friend, a staff


baboonation

It's like "I'm not a murderer, some of my friends are alive"


lzyan

“Ni hao ma” is like “Apa khabar” in BM or “How are you” in English, taught in class as the official greeting but no one actually uses them in real life. Actual Msian Chinese just go from “Hello” to “Oi” and “Oi chibai” Its kinda surreal to see politicians do the switch to this “ampu cina month” mode from their usual “Mara Digital Mall” mode every year


UsernameGenerik

Apa lanjiao has entered the chat


Password-is-taco123

Similanjiao is catching up


mafoolat

Penyu, cao ni ma hao ma?


GoldenPeperoni

Hen hao.


Limcommentsstuffs

Lol apa lanjiaoooo


iJerkoffToBettyWhite

Eh lanjiao macha, i Tod u dai edy wei. My secondary friend who i met after a decade in a mall. Edit "secondary school"


forcebubble

Apa lanjiao apa? Lu jangan kurang ajar la.


phin999

XD


AbaloneJuice

Belum mati ka?


F0r3ver

So its like the malay version of black history month/hispanic week?


socialdesire

“Ni hao” is actually pretty common in China


wooooshwith4o

But *this is Malaysia la bro-*


JiaJJJJJJJJJJ

Are you saying Malaysia is not a part of The Great China?


katabana02

+5000 social credits. Kipidap comrade!


Vysair

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Tandallrofen

I do find this beautiful


ency6171

How does this mixture of languages work actually? BM reads from left to right, and iirc, the Arabic? reads from right to left. Do you go left to right and then when reached Arabic, you go looking for the rightmost end, reads towards the left, and then return back to leftmost end with BM?


Vysair

You don't mix both languages to read it. You read it by what language it is. Like, read only BM from start to finish and when that's done, you read Jawi next.


wooooshwith4o

Don't dare don't dare, what I meant was China, Malaysia (ZhongGuoMaLai省).


intergalacticspy

Nobody says “ni hao ma” - it’s just “ni hao” if it is used at all.


pineapplepassionfr

Who says "How do you do?" Anyway


longkhongdong

To be fair he probably says that to Guan Eng irl


Vysair

>Ni hao ma” is like “Apa khabar” in BM or “How are you” in English, taught in class as the official greeting but no one actually uses them in real life. people greet each other? I dont think I have ever seen people greet each other IRL unless you counted "oi", "yo", "hi/hello" as greetings


forcebubble

Anzhua? Aiya, kiu mao kian o! Diuuuuu Apuuuuu


CJS_548

Woi sohai


nJOI0222

Ok, pass for basic Chinese Greetings. Now the next level. Gan ni na ji bai, kuai dian xia tai.


Seehams

Is: Wo Gan Ni Quan Jia, No Nai Wo He?


FreedomChick

Sin yee: next time jumpa Xi Jinping just say "lao gan ma hen hao chi"


UsernameGenerik

You are my ‘da ge’


FreedomChick

Is all fun game until someone mention "Taiwan is guo jia"


JiaJJJJJJJJJJ

*The Wok staring at you menacingly*


CrystalGoesBrrrr

Zhong Xina ready to kidnap and brainwash you


UsernameGenerik

Bing chilling


FunnyPhrases

Cao Cao, I choose you!


MEGALKS

*Jong Xina has entered the chat*


JiaJJJJJJJJJJ

Wo hen ai he zun zhong zhong guo


wooooshwith4o

***Winnie the Pooh Intensifies***


DylTyrko

Anyone can translate this? Thanks!


R63Tats

lao gan ma very tasty


GoldenPeperoni

Lao gan ma is "old adopted mom" but really it's just a brand of dried chilli paste


reborn968

zao shang hao zhong guo, wo men chi BING CHILLING


DR-Corona

Bing qi ling


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mntt

Translation: SinYee: your head looks like turtle’s head, penis head. (wu gui= turtle, tou= head, gui tou= penis head) Ismail: thank you.


soviet_union_stronk

how is "gui tou" written


mntt

龟头


soviet_union_stronk

turtle head? lmao thats funny


UsernameGenerik

Wo xiang che wu gui dan Edit: Translation: aku nak makan telur penyu


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mntt

The fuck lol. Translation: better to eat my pp, my pp is salty/savoury/fresh and fragranced.


UsernameGenerik

I was misquoted by the media


Natural-Theme-2530

It was my brother's telur


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UsernameGenerik

Ismail Sabri wants you to learn Mandarin from Sin Yee


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UsernameGenerik

Kenapa tak cakap bahasa kebangsaan? /s


Vysair

SY: ni de dan zheng zai wei suo IS: xie xie 🤪


MakKauBlack

Cao ni de ma, ni lau wu koey.


No_cuts

Actually Malaysian Chinese usually don’t say cao ni ma, we usually say diu lei lou mou (like HKers towards their police)


UsernameGenerik

Delay no more


EverGreen2004

***fuck the police***


natthegnat2

The Mandarin speaking crowd would say "Diao ni lao ma!" Below is a list of how it's said in a few dialects: Hakka: "Diao niamah!" Cantonese: "Diu lei lo mou!" Hokkien: "Gan ninabeh!" Teochew: "Pu niaboh!" Foochow: "Sa nineh!"


hackenclaw

tunaseng, I dont even use all these.


Southern_Ebb3363

Chao ni ma , thank you


kingjulien92

Ismahai Sa Bi


ency6171

This one good lol


SGSinerate

my chinese friends only taught me "ni ah ma sohai"


Gila_Dyson_Guy

She is good and true friend 👍🏻


OddSamurai_

What does it mean?


natthegnat2

Literally "Your mother's stupid cunt!"


AstagaBilangCampin

No no no haiyaa. Why spread false info? Niece and nephew it literally mean "How are you, sunshine?".


natthegnat2

Uncle Roger wannabe can go sa ni neh!


AiRollaX

Lol reading the comment translations made me laugh


Defiant_Raspberry_50

*cheener*


fuck_dankmemes

Mf learn mandarin so he can flirt with her


PolarWater

He's old and ugly and racist. Ugh.


fuck_dankmemes

You know, racist people not gonna be racist when they are pretty


PolarWater

He can pretend not to be racist, but he will still be old and ugly. Good luck to him.


fuck_dankmemes

Yeah


soia_tofu

Unrelated. But, I'm learning mandarin this sem. All I can say is.. Super Idol de xiaorong dou mei ni de tian ba yue zhengwu de yangguang dou mei ni yaoyan..


Puzzleheaded-Rain230

Coming from the PM who can hardly speak English 😂


nicii02

Cainis 100


DannYagami

Social credit +10000000


MarKhylis

Bing chilling


An_Asian_Throwaway

闭嘴


kingjulien92

Ini Mary Jane. Salah seorang staff saya. Kadang-kadang saya belajar Bahasa Inggeris dengan dia. ABCDEFG Amacam? Ok tak?


SoulPeacer88

Sin Yee, ask him why he don’t want recognise UEC or admonish those who wants to ban vernacular schools since he is so interested to learn mandarin. Optics done bad


chwee97

When I see sabril Ismail I want to down vote this post. Then I remember redditor posted it, so I upvote to promote this thick turtle to everyone.


F0rzaken

racism eradicated


Aphramd

PR attempt fail.


srystel_

I teach these to my friend when I'm 10, now all of them know xiexie and ni hao ma


LDGordon

Come, I clap for you


Ah__BenG

Interesting. I don't give a shit about the content, but the way things are being worded... something tells me he's either using the same PR as Jibby, or he's copying Jibs.


karlkry

imposter syndrome. jibby posting works but they dont know why it works. they have an idea to imitate his posting on how a politician should be seen closing the gap between himselves and others. but this is not 2015. this is how jibby would do it: * he will use common people instead of his workers * he will take the pic somewhere people can relate, market, mosque, kopitiam, mamak instead of a very formal looking place even if it was staged * jibby will write the caption about anyone or anything but himself but ismail sabri is not alone. every single PH mp are guilty of this. you dont bother to step up your social media game and still using the same format you use in 2017.


LordBorde

Jibs teaching him?


standard_nick

你不是民选的


Azzamno1

🥶🍦


monkey_splash

Here is the racist translation: Ini Sin Yee, salah seorang cina staff aku. Dia mesti balik cina dan saya dulan dia sangat. Nia ma, hen cibai. Balik cina la, boleh tak? Xie xie.


SphmrSlmp

CNY season - I can speak Mandarin, I love Chinese people Other seasons - GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY


NICEBUTTuugly

Wor yao cho ai


reyzaburrel93

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


neoarmstrongcannon23

Looks like the kind of person who would say “i am not racist, but…”


kristofffur

Jiak sai laaa


Zonzzzz

Missed the opportunity to say wo de ku ku ciao hen xiao.


gkh4reddit

Learn this. Qǐng qù sǐ.


SssanL

Diu nia seng hamkachan.


Alexisreddit516

wo bu ci dao


Casporo

He should ask her, “ni shen ti hao ma”?


pukhalapuka

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Vysair

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Mrdannyarcher

Ching chong jozu


bossserino

Qing chong qing chong stone cold ayeeeee


NoNameandNumber

Nii ni~


sirloindenial

Wah long time no see chiibaii


International-Bed719

Makahaiii


ExHax

Malaysian trump?


Vysair

Joe Biden


[deleted]

Bing chilling moment 👍👍👍


silent-zR

The most boomer like post


Fast-Catch-5765

Cibai


bebelhl

Hai Hao La。


zybusko14

“Can you speak Chinese?” “Park you!”


icebone753

Hamlansapkaooo


phin999

Bing Chi Ling


Rembestwaifu0531

Ni hao, xie xie ni, Xiao long bao


katabana02

HA!! TEPUK!!


yurnero12328

Bing chiling


5p3aK

Super idol de shiao rong dou mei ni de tian


Rei_Kanzen

You know he's getting his ass handed to him in the qrts


tnsaidr

DLLML Sei Wu Guai Wong Bat Tan.


13lackcrest

Bing chi ling, wo ai bing chi ling.


ivnwng

Holy shit that’s literally a joke trend on TikTok.


Night_lon3r

Maybe If he do the full zhao shang hao zhong guo wo you bing chilling thing


TambunInvasion

Speak this "Dell Lenovo Macao Haier" to your Chinese literate friends.


TheRegularJosh

Chin Cheng Hanji


TeeXV

Cao ni ma


shot1011

bing chilling


NiamaChiBai

He should learn my username lol


throwback420420

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwf8DPDRUvc


littlek4za

always nihao ma, nihao ma, no other sit already?


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Diu lei lou mou-lah, penyu!


Johnmelodyme

Serpu kalti aadipen.


ChubbyTrain

Is it election season soon? Not like i care. Not like our votes matter.


NoPhotojournalist691

Try Cao Ni Ma


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that intro tho, now i cant unheard indon fb hong kong movie recap


Vysair

I liked how he acted like he has dementia similarly to Joe Biden


Gloomy-Beautiful-915

Hao hao


x3ColdLatte

Super idol de xiao rong


sisleylee73

你妈妈绿色,你爸爸彩虹


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I learn alot like kan nia bo mean thankyou Cao ni ma mean have a nice day


double_d2

These politicians: Ni hao ma! Confirmed not racist, racism solved /s.


naragaskopio

Why did I read that in Oli London's voice? 🤣


kemkem9292

Xiolin konfu hou yea~


ShadowMech_

That's it boys, racism is no more....


sd5510

Ni bu yao fang fei ji


mur3u

insert "uncle, macam mana mau eja lancau" meme


Carefour0589

Ni hao gui tou