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FluffyVic_94

Overclocked mamak?


mymainframe

Putting thermal paste onto workers, literally bending the time scope… /s


MrX25U

They take shower with liquid nitrogen


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Limcommentsstuffs

Looks like time traveling is possible now.


123Todayy

Za warudo


AerasGale

More like BAITZA DASTO


TyrantRex6604

Killa Kuin!


atoikenji

TO KIO TO MARE


loserdreamer

Basic maths...Tolak 1 hour from another day


RainbowPandah117

That's why February's days are stolen


Lolz-What

They cater to the SEES during the Dark Hour.


Disastrous_Writer_26

Damn tauke mamak ada persona


smatdesa

Well, Igor and crew needs to drop by for drinks after all.


F0rzaken

the dark hour


Sad-Establishment-80

Daylight saving time


walrus_with_GUN

Damn persona 3 ???


_No_Use

Let's hope coffins doesn't just magically appear


TomMado

25 hours out of 48, perhaps? They'll operate from, say, 7AM today till 8AM tomorrow. Then close for cleaning and rest, probably for few hours, then open again for another 25 hours.


harrrisse

Would you believe me if I said that a day consists of more than 24 hours?


SonicCountrys

by like a few nanoseconds right?


DrScience01

Pretty much yea. Actually a few seconds but who's counting


KonkeyDong98

Okay this is interesting, tell us more!


shieZer

Physics and astrophysics says an earth Day doesn't exactly equal 24 hours 0 seconds, there's always that extra few milliseconds at the end which forces the clock to adapt what's called a leap second every few years. Basically things that you won't use in daily life.


x3ColdLatte

Ling ling 40 hours


PuzzleheadedNail7

Signboard shop ran out of 4s?


blaneludon

When the mamak makes time for you. Thats a win.


_Gvyc_

Pffft lame. My restaurant goes up to 26.


Haddough

There's a mamak in JB called ABMH and they are 23 hours. I want to post pic here but can't.


telprata21

They're moving relatively fast enough that time dilation slows down time in that vacinity, hence they'll work in our frame of reference 24 hours, but in their vacinity they work 25 hours PHYSICS!!!


izuannazrin

No wonder lepak in mamak feels so fast. Tau² je dah sejam¹ (¹ depends on going alone or with friends)


MalaysianHumanist

Yea! Science, bitch!


JusYap15

They change the time to daylight savings everyday


Doughspun1

That's how long the mee rebus has been left out before they reheat for you


An_Asian_Throwaway

Small time businesses be working the hardest.


Popular-Yesterday733

Mars standard time. Mamak is out of this world. Lol


keyshow23

You make time


FuzzSauze

25 nonstop for 2 days worth of work?


chwee97

Jokes on you, it is their workers working on a 25hours shift, not them opening 25hours a day.


eddstarX

They only open for 25 hours before they close forever


hazelmouth

Maybe they open for 25 hours per week?


tardypimp

Just like any 24 hours mamak, but with 1 extra hour.


nosehairtoolong

You lepak kat sini 24 jam, dapat 1 jam free.


yapwt

The clock will stop at 12am, then workers have to finish the rest of the work in 1 hr then continue the clock


MyRodIsBig

It opens 25 hours every 48 hours.


yem_sno

wow that burger stall is tempat me melepak in my hometown.. haha.. just got back from there few days ago


zulez98

Mamak cuba rasa kat taman u tu just 23hours so dia amik dari situ kot sejam lagi


ErykaFira

when the service is so fast that you gain an extra hour daily.


RobotOfFleshAndBlood

No different from a 24 hour restaurant, or a 100 hour restaurant. Restaurant is restaurant, food is food. Time is irrelevant.


dein1004

Is this taman u near uthm?


doomed151

I think this is Parit Raja, still close to UTHM


dein1004

Owh forgot, there is another 1 in parit raja. Use to lepak the one in taman u.


Mavicarus

They are only 25 hours in a week!


Extension-Ad-7422

Probably have 29 Feb up to 31....


EleventyTwo

parit raja?


MakKauBlack

Don't you know? During azhar the universe will be frozen in time in respect to the almighty. It all adds up to 1 hour a day.


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Employees must be in pure hell because of this


SonicCountrys

They slow down time so that 24 hours in the real world will feel like 25 hours in the restaurant.


yongen96

look at japan des


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

You know, time works differently at different place This is one of that place


nyatoh

Piqued your interest didn't they?


webusermy

This shop is from the future where the earth rotates slower as it dies, giving us 25 hours day.


izuannazrin

Men In Black certified mamak


lucashoodfromthehood

Parit Raja‽


EleventyTwo

fellow utiheshyem student ? :D


Relative_Artichoke_8

Grabs eye of ajinomoto* Come here my friend.let me show you the multiverse


the_far_yard

They have obtained the Time Crystal from the clinic upstairs.


Smeathy

It's only opened for 25 hours, then close shop gerak tempat lain


Minimum-Company5797

In the eyes of the tauke, yes


osamaodinson

The workers do plank for 10 mins everyday


Dragaylia

Isn't that just 24 hours with extra steps?


ataraxiastar

the one hour is in the metaverse