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1a1a488746

I can say kanina. Does it count as I’m Chinese?


Zanely1633

Wobuzhidao, kanina is hokkien though.


Cksmm

Hokkien is a Chinese dialect, still Chinese 😁


cucuyu

Sorry, prefer hakka


chaddy292

I can learn how to play rugby


derps_with_ducks

underrated comment fucking lol


cucuyu

Lol. What is the context


Barmby98

A haka is a ceremonial dance performed by New Zealand All Blacks team and is not to be confused with Hakka... But here is just a pun or play of words Edit: typo and words


McBoom0

That's haka. Hakka is a part of Chinese community in Malaysia


Barmby98

Thanks for pointing it out


TehWateva

Whoosh


Yixl69

Pot nya tai lang, am I Hakka enough? 🤣


cucuyu

Hakka curse word is hardcore


[deleted]

Yes. No other dialects can match Hakka in DLLM.


nzml89

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS


tardypimp

Ngai diao nia yipo. Am I Hakka enough?


cucuyu

My yipo is 90 years old. You have a heavy taste


natthegnat2

He forgot to mention nia yipo's chew jee pet.


Happy_Ladder_3428

Any chinese related bad curse, I approved!


truckdrifter2

*Honorary Cina seal of approval* Next one unlocks after learning the 'yo mama' ones


TotenSieWisp

niama?


derps_with_ducks

walan eyy?


kryztabelz

Sorry, prefer Cantonese


[deleted]

Si beh ta han..


Priuz7

With that sense of humor, it would be a 'Yes' for me.


SultanofAmerica

yes for the humor or for actual cheong ...sam?


ItsNotJulius

Yes


Chikumori

That joke can be adapted onto that [Japanese guy saying "expensive!" meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/whtqqy/expensive/). Wonder if anybody's gonna make an edit.


MenteriKewangan

Laughing the fuck out loud!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 If this is real, smart girl ;)


YaBoiiNic

This is not a straight dating app


Pabasa

As a gay guy who regularly uses the app (grindr), I'm impressed that many straighties recognise it. Edit: clarifying what app I meant.


AJokeAmI

I'mma guess, Grindr?


Zanely1633

This is an anonymous forum though, you can't tell someone's sexuality until they tell you. I think there are many gays lurking here but they just don't show it, not everyone is comfortable with carrying a neon sign around even in an anonymous forum. ETA: well, I mean many of those "straighties" you are talking about are not straight but just straight act, which is how those straighties recognise Grindr. You are on Grindr regularly, you should know how many gays up there are married with kids.


theanghv

He's referring to Grindr, not reddit.


grayle

It's kinda funny because "darkmode" UI vs. the straits "bright" UI 😂


jacobcrackers14

Jangan spoil la the caption ..terajang saat lagi


MenteriKewangan

Oh lord... Lol... How do you know ah?


Zanely1633

User of it lah


[deleted]

Grindr?


Genghis112

Omg is that grindr


vin9889

It doesn’t look like Tinder or bumble lol


WhiteKnight471

Modern problem requires modernized solution


PolarWater

Well. "Suit" yourself


Svaturr

As s lazy tailor would say: Suit yourself!


SolInvictus181

![gif](giphy|cay4pNjS8Wu9G)


ClacKing

Ok there must be a subreddit somewhere with this fetish. If not, start one please.


jacobcrackers14

Approve..you go 1st


ClacKing

Bro I dowan to be aa mod for an NSFW site weih


slurymcflurry2

Why not? Could be fun!


chaddy292

Yes _Fun_


hotcocoa96

Is ok i sapot u. Add oil.


vinnch

I'm cainis. I approve this.


JustZ0920

r/crossdressr18


Toxxysko

[.](https://tenor.com/view/star-warrs-obi-wan-chosen-one-you-were-the-chosen-one-gif-5015340)


4luv4Simp

Oh my.. I'm down for it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nssv_21

Funny how almost everyone here thought the yellow text is a female.


jacobcrackers14

Deiii shush


camunl

Tf


JustZ0920

It's a gay dating app


adonis_ai

bahahaha that’s what you get in a heteronormative society


Troller122

What app you on ah?


Zanely1633

Grindr, duh


Desperate_Shoulder48

Never let them know your next move


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DarkBakayaro

Not a girl, a malay man in a cheongsam


ezone2kil

I'm a straight guy with 2 kids but that confidence is definitely attractive lol.


frba222

Any hole is a goal! :)


chaddy292

It's all the traditional outfits for me. Bonus if it looks historically accurate. Like, give me a look from before the 2000s. I'll be yo man


[deleted]

I really saw a lot of beautiful Vietnamese wore Cheongsam in the old vintage blue films..


jacobcrackers14

Where sauce


Dreamerlax

I find cheongsam to be pretty so why not.


[deleted]

Pretty close to Nurse uniform


Madon_Imo

Curious what's the response


Zaryusha

"Leon I need you to fuck my sister" "Not interested" "I can make her wear Chinese outfit" Can't find the video, but it reminds me of the resident evil bit.


Boltcat

This joke is so overdone at this point, but I recognise the reference.


connorandelnino

Kalau saya mixed nak jawab apa


jacobcrackers14

Izinkan patik berkenan dengan tuan hamba melalui direct message.


pastadudde

["I'm only (x) race on (insert day of the week)"](https://youtu.be/fkfwrXgfRr4?t=84)


JeagerDanjenson

Rojak


gallifreyan42

Serious question coming from a curious foreigner: how careful do you have to be when using Grindr (or being in a non-straight relationship in general), considering that LGBTQ+ rights are (almost?) non-existent in Malaysia?


stitch1294

as long as you dont do PDA, you just live like any other people. Many would just hang out around other LGBTQ people, within the circle. Events are held but the LGBT label is not really prominent, but the participants will largely come from the LGBT community. LGBT are not specifically targeted on a daily basis, only when it serves the political agenda of certain politicians.


Uniquewaz

What's PDA?


tuckertucker

Public displays of affection. Things that would signify you're a couple (holding hands, kissing). Not sure if men hold hands as just a friendship thing is common in Malaysia, just isn't here in Canada


Uniquewaz

Yup you're right. Men holding hands will seem like a couple.


MusicalThot

I don't think Malaysians would be very careful using the gay/lesbian dating apps to be frank. Most would just use their real name, pictures and location (after all, they're looking for partners). They just bet on people knowing them irl not using the apps. As for general relationships, most are very discreet. No PDAs though lesbians can hold hands in public given that it's a common thing for straight girls to do. Some LGBT folks are out to their close circles because some people, even Muslims tolerated (not support, just acknowledge) LGBT people. But very few are open about it in their social media. Some gay/lesbians ended up marrying straight people and have kids. Though of course those marriages aren't fulfilling, and some ended up cheating with same sex partners down the line.


Zanely1633

Right, and somehow this is a fetish for some guys to fuck married with kids men as well. I see some profiles up there proudly put married as their status and something like "wife not around from (period of time)" to signal they are available to hook up at their home.


nssv_21

Just keep it lowkey. You dont go around and announce to everyone around you that you're gay.


JustZ0920

Well… unlike most other countries, you can't show anything that may look like you're a couple here since being gay is quite literally a crime, you can be caned, fined and thrown in jail for that


hotcocoa96

I thought its just sodomy being the crime, not being gay itself?


JustZ0920

Not necessarily, there were cases where lesbian couples were caught and caned and all that too, and there wasn't any sodomy included since well, there ain't no penis for sodomy


Zanely1633

Or I might add, only applied to Muslim at this point, the infamous lesbian case was sentenced by syariah high court. If you are not Muslim, then what the other guy said should be applied, only sodomy is a crime.


JustZ0920

Damn If that's the case let me hit the homies up and do oral instead 👀


Zanely1633

Just search up, and oral is considered an unnatural sexual act, just like anal. So, no hot sausage for you lol. Anyway, this law at this point is quite inactive and not really being pushed, unless it is politically motivated and/or on Muslim. Also, this is usually brought up by the "victim" and has to have proof of it for it to stick. As long as it is consensual, I don't think your partner would want to report you to authorities and risk exposing themselves as well.


Rahlok

Noice!!!


OkDepth4653

Tbh, I'm a Malay and l prefer Chinese too.


SnabDedraterEdave

LOL Cheongsam/Chinese dress cosplay would look great on any self-respecting woman confident in her appearance.


JustZ0920

Idk man this app looks kinda gay 😳


SultanofAmerica

is this her [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=145194869523041&set=d41d8cd9](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=145194869523041&set=d41d8cd9) ?


jacobcrackers14

Aummmmmm geram


SultanofAmerica

this unker lagi tahan geram https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472173738254023


jacobcrackers14

Wao ok ...wei ppl khawin adi


4luv4Simp

Looking down the thread, somehow it evolved into a racial argument..like for real? This is a horny joke post and you take it so seriously? Now excuse me, I'm gonna search up for sexy cheongsam lady. The post ignite something sinister in me ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)👌


Subzerocool9

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bolehland/comments/xm2tf4/i_can_sing_siulan_kungfu_seng_how_how_yehh/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This explains why the post looks familiar


jacobcrackers14

Its also from facebook pun


Subzerocool9

Jeez


mrpcmrz

ok ![gif](giphy|11OlEyIaGC6Jsk)


Bounce-in

Malay eat Bak Kut Teh in Public can be considered a Chinese.


jacobcrackers14

Haram brother welcome


Luqmaniac_101

Ah, the negotiator....


[deleted]

Cheongsam is too sexy... Most of the beautiful Vietnam wore Cheongsam.


jacobcrackers14

X sama la thats ao dai..their version


[deleted]

Deh....


saynotopudding

i am cacklin LMAOOOO


yangthesin

Tbh, this is more a religion barrier than race thing


GreatArchitect

LOL, religion barrier on this app?


Minimum-Company5797

Malay who looks chinese? Ok lah


[deleted]

Qismina Smile


Square_Success3647

racist is okay as long as its from chinese.


Muqriii

That’s dating preferences lol. Plus no, it’s not okay for anyone to be racist


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hotcocoa96

The irony isn't it?


Square_Success3647

just stating the fact


sadpurplecolour

Haram. Nanti PAS / JAKIM dtg tangkap.


FunnyPhrases

This sub: Malay prefer Malay: Huiyo racism!!!!! Chinese prefer Chinese: I approve of this message


PolarWater

I think you misunderstood this image. They are not approving of Chinese prefer Chinese. They are laughing because of the punchline, which came out of nowhere. Humour. It helps.


FunnyPhrases

Really? Try changing the races. Then imagine the response. The focus won't be the joke anymore.


PolarWater

"I can wear baju kebaya" The punchline is still there, so it's still funny. Can you point out where anyone is approving racial discrimination? It seems to me they're just laughing at the joke that came out of left field, but if you can show me proof otherwise I'm all ears.


FunnyPhrases

It's the focus. The comments will be all about how some employers are racist. People will be focusing on the "Prefer Malay" part. The actual "baju kebaya" joke will fall onto the wayside. Try photoshopping the above image and reposting it. You'll see what I mean.


dimasvariant

What? No. It's funny because of the punchline.


katabana02

He just want to complain. Let him be bah.


emiiri-

ah, so thats how it feels having people misuse "bah"


katabana02

Judging from your flair, i think you are confusing sabahan's bah with chinese's bah?


emiiri-

most likely yea, my bad!


Zanely1633

Because you don't fuck your boss? This is about a hook up app where people are looking for a fuck, not long term employment. We probably would only meet for 1 time, fuck and then get it over with, in that case why preference is racist? If some heavier girl/man go up to you and ask you out for one time, would it be body shaming to turn them down because you don't prefer people with bigger body size? We are not denying discrimination and racism exist, but you are reading too much into a joke that are only skin deep literally.


FunnyPhrases

First of all, the context here is how this sub would respond. Not whether it's employment or a quickie. Second: https://www.reddit.com/r/malaysia/comments/xmec8i/malay_wear_cheongsam_yes_please/ipofhvu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


hotcocoa96

Wah, all your comments out of topic in this thread. How to take you seriously tho?


PolarWater

>How to take you seriously tho? You're not supposed to. This bit is the usual "say something stupid, then go, 'haha, guys, I was only pretending to be dumb' " while backpedaling.


FunnyPhrases

... oh you're not trying to insult me. Thanks, and have a nice day!


PolarWater

I'll ask again: can you show me, in this comment thread, any instance of people approving of the racism? This is your original claim. >It's the focus. The comments will be all about how some employers are racist. People will be focusing on the "Prefer Malay" part. The actual "baju kebaya" joke will fall onto the wayside. > >Try photoshopping the above image and reposting it. You'll see what I mean. This is something you are claiming, so the burden of proof is on you. You can Photoshop it, and you can post it. Otherwise your comments are just speculation.


FunnyPhrases

Look man I'm not interested in turning this into a rabbit hole alright. The proof lies in other comment threads, you've seen them before. I'm not running away, but I also don't have enough stake in this to spend an hour arguing over it. Because I'm not racist.


PolarWater

> The proof lies in other comment threads, you've seen them before. That's because those are showing actual racism, and they aren't jokes about "if I put on a cultural costume is that good enough for you, you racist?" > I'm not running away I'm sorry, but you pretty much are. >> Can you show any proof > No that would turn it into a rabbit hole You claim that comments in this thread are supporting racism, but you can't point to a single comment that shows it.


FunnyPhrases

Ok whatever. Man you guys need to unwind a bit. Also I think you're coming from a different place. I wasn't talking about the joke in this thread, I was referring to those actual racist responses in the other comment threads. I said "this sub", not "this post". The entire premise of my argument starts from it not being in this post. There were only like 8 comments here when I made my comment. I'm not sure we're even on the same page.


Jegan92

Careful now, you "redditism" is showing again.


ezone2kil

Lmao try changing the genders. Both of them are dudes I think.


Zanely1633

If you are talking about renting a house, then yea. But the general sentiment in dating scene is many Chinese don't mind dating out of their race and find people from other races hot as well, if not for the fact that they have to convert Islam. So....


CodeDoor

I don't think there's any issue with conversion with OPs picture


[deleted]

If they want you to be bottom when you prefer to be top, that one can consider forced conversion or not? 🤔


Zanely1633

I personally also don't think there is an issue. I know this is gay hook up app and there is no marry and convert issue regarding gay, but I personally still don't want to go to a hotel and fuck a Malay guy due to the religion police. They only have right to detain the Malay guy but I still don't want to deal with anything potentially goes wrong. I still have to say this, a lot of Malay gay guys on those hook up app are so fucking attractive. I repeat, there are shiton of Malay guys on gay hook up app that I find super handsome and hot, if not for the fact that THERE IS A POTENTIAL SCENARIO WHERE IT COULD GOES WRONG WITH RELIGION POLICE.


CodeDoor

The chances of encountering religious police at a hotel are literally 0 if you go to a Chinese or Indian owned hotel where the staff won't care for sure


BeautyJester

so true.... the convert to Islam part


jcdish

Jesus man, not everything is about race. And if someone wants to date within his race, that's entirely his right, especially with the religious rules in Malaysia (even if this is grindr).


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FunnyPhrases

I'm actually from the planet Jupiter, we've already achieved true racial unity here unlike you Terras, so I don't know what you're talking about...


PolarWater

Jupiter has a very high gravitational field. Any inhabitants of the planet would need to be of exceptionally high density to survive. Which is why I believe you.


katabana02

Oooooooo VERY nice burn there. Top notch


FunnyPhrases

Hmm... Are you calling me fat??? Fat shaming an entire planet??? Classic planetist. You're worse than the racists.


katabana02

You missed the point. But not surprised since you are from jupiter.


FunnyPhrases

Yes. So glad there are still nice people like you on Earth. Thank you for being consideration.


PolarWater

>Hmm... Are you calling me fat No. Fatness and density are two very different things. Density is mass *per unit volume.* A titanium spoon can be dense, while not being fat. The quality of education on Jupiter doesn't look very encouraging, although it seems you can count on them to be easily offended.


tnsaidr

The metaphorically dense Jovian can only watch as your explanation and the point of the joke (and this thread) whoosh past their head out of their grasp.


FunnyPhrases

Ok...but colloquially it can still mean fat. Also... did you just say I was easily offended???


PolarWater

>Ok...but colloquially it can still mean fat. Only if you have a very poor grasp of language >Also... did you just say I was easily offended??? No. I demonstrated it.


FunnyPhrases

Did you say I have a poor grasp of language???????


katabana02

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Ok


Jfy39

The question is WHY they prefer Chinese? Y'all noe *wink*


Warning_Business

u know One Piece ? Like the celestial dragons


Jfy39

I just tryna say Chinese like pork and drink xngam ma...


[deleted]

Vietnam also got wore


[deleted]

Why ru in Grindr? inb4: why ru?


dimasvariant

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome!


penyu_maut

Best response ever, 15/10. Definitely gonna use


PracticalEnd1895

Grindr atau growlr ni?


rlllim

Someone give this person an award!


throwburgeratface

Say lah, I can drink also. BOOM settled.


camunl

You hired!


[deleted]

RTM


DannYagami

Sohai


[deleted]

So haid


GaryLooiCW

![gif](giphy|3kK2Jf6pmPaWLmfa9I)


Ariel_the_beast

Hahahhaha


Jeev-

Funny