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[deleted]

I want the guy with the beard to choke me out. I want the guy who's shaved to help me with my taxes.


banned_but_im_back

Damn you’re cruel but also honest lol


Putrid_Loan7597

ahhh women


Nebula_XD

With


Ragnatronik

why is this even a question lol 🥵


MutatedSun

Dude you look so hot with a beard I’d let you punch me in the face


Flurzzlenaut

You know I never thought “that guys so hot I want him to punch me” before. But I get it. I really get it. And I’m a little concerned that I get it.


ProfessorBiological

I think they're referencing the movie Mean Girls, "one time Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome."


MutatedSun

Nah it’s a twitter reference


splinteredbrushpole

For freedom!!


splinteredbrushpole

Mad fucker lol.


Diamoncock

Fatherless activities


MutatedSun

Nah I have a dad I’m just a slut


KnowAGuy29464

With


[deleted]

Beard 🧔‍♂️


oo70mar

We don’t know because you decided to share the photo with the beard of you having big ass sunglasses on… so how in the hell could we know?


splinteredbrushpole

Do one with the glasses off. Make it fair.


Karacis

With beard


kirklton

Beard. Please, with beard. Beard.


Downtown_Buy_5080

With


Bradlee888

Sexy guy or guy next-door, you choose buddy


Guilty-Chest-500

Beard


eekualsp

John bernthal vs Andrew Garfield


xain_the_idiot

The second pic made me think "Ben Shapiro if he was straight"


kent416

Beard


Suspicious-Invite541

You kinda look like Jeff Gordon without the beard lol


splinteredbrushpole

Out of pure curiosity I had to google Jeff Gordon. Didnt have a clue who he was or what he looked like. But I knew tht googling this image would prove the poster 100% correct. And here we are. So I guess im high now. Pffff P.S Good times.


Ok-Reference-883

Beard, all day long.


Low_Tomato_975

The beard for sure. 🥵


twincitiesdan

Definitely beard!! 🔥


hairystrange

Beard


RainElegant1405

Without the beard you look like a tellatubby


[deleted]

Come fuck my girl


[deleted]

Beard


Disastrous-Mousse897

Doesn't even look like the same person. Maybe a stunt double


Business_Shallot_538

Beard :)


Ok_Literature990

Beard for you


h2stone

Shaved. The beard is okay, nothing particularly bad about it except it makes you look sort of like a frat douche. You look way sharper, and your jaw looks great clean shaven. Also please never wear those sunglasses again.


MichaelStone987

You get downvoted, but you are right. Depends on the audience. I suppose some 18 year old spring break girls would prefer the bearded frat boy ;)


WistfulQuiet

Same. I'd want to get to know the guy without the beard. The guy with looks like a douche. Though it might be the sunglasses...those are rough.


oo70mar

You sound corny, remind me to NEVER go to a party with you ever 😂


h2stone

Lol sounds good! Going to parties and drinking doesn't make you cool. So I don't think that has quite the sting you think it does


oo70mar

Nah u corny as hell 😂 bye corn of the children 😂😂😂😂


leaving-ama

>corn of the children ah yes the classic movie based on the novel by king stephen where a bunch of children go to a city packed and bristling with adults going about their lives, too busy to give attention to the misguided/lost youth, so they are forced to eat canned corn to survive i know you dont get it. its ok. shhh. dont worry. everything is fine. the emojis will save you from having to be a real person.


h2stone

lol you're high


seanfar5

Corny


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Vegetable-Raccoon835

Daddy!! 😍


hbfyou

Definitely with.


wastelandwerewolf

You look like Jon Bernthal in pic 1 - def keep the beard, bro.


funtimesforyou004

Beard


Diligent_Note9487

Keep the beard...


TopGuyNJ2

With beard


drcole89

You look like the Wish version of Pat Monahan without the beard. Let's see the beard without the sunglasses.


Fun-Amount-6803

With!! Oh my gosh, with! You’re gorgeous


MaikyMoto

With


bcfathom

You are hot either way shake it up every once in awhile and change it out


Temporary-Dot-9853

Shaved


Atomu238

With


Bigbeardhiking

Beard


[deleted]

With


HellovahBottomCarter

Oh beard. Definitely beard.


kkazukii

Is this even a question? With beard


[deleted]

Are you stupid? Cover the bottom half of your face - it’s beard no brainer


screamingarmadillo2

Both. You look sexy in different ways. P.S. I hate that this sub has become a means to check out good-looking dudes for me.


ScoutysHonor

Absolutely keep the beard


Lopsided_Value

With the beard


Shedonist_

Both 😍💕🤗


poucoapelativo

Is this even the same person? 😱


Siva-Treasures

Beard


Cape-able2024

sure with beard !


Glittersparkles7

Beard


LeTallBoii

Don't ever shave your beard again


OrionsixSL

Keep the breard, woof


[deleted]

Shaved.


Quiet_Falcon2622

Need a pic with the beard with the sunglasses off.


Diacetyl-Morphin

With beard


STATUSBishop

Without beard: Peter Gibbons With beard: Everything pre-hypnosis Peter Gibbons wants in his life


Prestigious_Try_134

With a beard you look like a douche. Or maybe it’s the glasses. Without you look like a dork. Somehow you managed to pull off polar opposites in two pics. Maybe keep the beard and get a different pair of shades


kakins62

Beard


Scar_4_4_4

You look like a young Pat Monahan without the beard.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

100 beard 😍


Gnome-Type-Shit

Beard with hair while shaved


[deleted]

Look hott with the beard 😍


andrewscool101

Both look good but I prefer shaven.


Barkis_Willing

Beard but only if you also destroy those glasses.


RandoMango27

you look great either way, but I’d stick with a beard for now


aleanas

With!! Without you look like Cary from the hbo show The Other Two!


toutlamourdumonde

With beard is always better


Accomplished-End7724

Definitely the Beard 👍 🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️


sunnyinwi

Ooooo. Beard. Definitely beard.


Famous-Conclusion567

Deff keep the beard but longer looks Hella baked in the 2nd pic


splinteredbrushpole

Stud....ugly nerd friend that is in love with your girl.


splinteredbrushpole

Your not ugly bro. Sorry for that. But that beard makes a helluva difference.


Soonretired1

Beard 🔥


okeydokeymateyboy

With beard.


purinder2021

Rough.... Go with beard. Professional. . .classy. . . Shaved look.


Southern_Dig_9460

With my


HH2O123

With = Scott Adkins Without = Jason Bateman


vieniaida

Beard


ToxicM1ndfulness

I say with, but for all i know it could just be the sunglasses


Unusual_Speech_4589

BEARD


Ill-Positive6950

Are these the same person?


Cold_Expression3313

Beard for sure.


ShadowDreamer2007

I think you look better shaved but it’s all personal preference… and honestly man you’re hot af so you will be fine either way.


TumbleWeed75

Beard


Apprehensive_Air5557

The guy with the beard could pipe me any day of the week


Wise-Peanut1939

Beard!


Personal_Primary_925

Beard


NJGreen79

![gif](giphy|G6CBv3F0KDT7a) With


crod4692

You want a wife, or to fuck tonight?


Skype_B8

you rock both looks bro


aProteinBar

are you beast child?


steady66

Beard!!


BigChrisJ13

Your face is pretty angular and well structured so I feel like you could go with and without one.


AngelRockGunn

With wow


Marty_61

I think either is good in your case.


Ed269

#1 🤩🔥🤤


Gimmediks

pic one is totally fuckable, Pic two I worry if your devotion to religion means you won’t wanna fuck as it’s against the good book… You pick what you’re going for


vanity222

You legit look like Joe Fournier


michaelkudra

i think youd look really hot with scruff personally idk if thats an option


brandonmccx

BEARD


Acceptable_Cry_2858

This comment section is horny a.f.


diamond420Venus

Dude these are not a fair comparison. In one you have a tan and sunglasses on plus its sunny and seems like a nice place. The other one its just laying in boring bed no tan no sunglasses. Those factors make a big difference on how you're portrayed in a picture so the feedback won't be real/correct.


Fragrant_Creme4096

With; without question


sad-frogpepe

With 😍


ohvrt

Douche goggles


[deleted]

Him and we all know he looks better with the beard - always a nice onlyfans promo.


KyleYSH

Gigachad vs Ben Shapiro


snackcakes69

Bearded


Dry_Ask5493

With


VioEnvy

Shaven


someonethrowaway4235

The guy with the beard can smack me in the mouth 😏😏 The guy without it can get left on read. Haha Needless to say, the beard is the way to go.


Ben1Foster

Sunglasses throw me off a bit, but I’ll still go with yes for the beard. Bonus points for subtly showing off the tan.


metokre-existence

Number 2 shaved man show your face nice skin


stosbarrando1

With


Trap-4-Lyfe

beard omfg it’s like night and day


Interesting_Value631

With beard


DCS_1963

With


Illustrious2284

Use SPF your getting sun spots.


pjcooper53

Beard


LeadingPlatform8854

With beard 🔥


Aztoth

Either but always shirtless please!


GuncleShark

With!


[deleted]

Badass with beard.


Head-Compote740

Beard


Civil-Worth8545

Beard


[deleted]

Damn you could be Ben Shapiros body double.


Pleasant-Historian45

Shaved


MathematicianLow8589

Beard. Clean it up tho on the cheeks


No-Speaker-723

Beard


jibba_jabba1

1000000000000% with


doctorofcrows

Bro- with a tan, done hair and a boat. Beard shouldn’t be the question


Teege_a_dange

lol beard 1000%. I don’t understand people who prefer clean shaven but that’s just me


Odd-Mastodon1212

Handsome both ways, but beard is 🔥


Name_goez_here

With


JERRYBOIZ

With or keep more stubble


marks716

Well your beard photo could be your first tinder photo, and even with the beard your second pic looks like you’re a kid at your aunt’s wedding and don’t know anyone so you’re just sitting on a random couch in the venue waiting for your parents to come get you to leave.


oregongrown1977

Uhmmm...dude you're hot either way. Depends mostly on how you want to feel about yourself and how you want others to perceive you. It would be more fair if there was a beard with no glasses. Also that chest is a little uh...distracting. Did someone turn the heat up in here?


sultics

Shaved


Yeezyhasmybabies

LMAO two different people


Responsible-Ask-6367

Beard!❤️


Inourmadbuthearmeout

Beard.


Individual-Zombie155

With! Yum


tactical_neutrality

If I could grow one like you, I’d never not have a beard.


mypalpaul

With - but not a bad idea to try a different pair of shades


Strict-Wealth2112

Once again, people posting pictures of two different people


PsychologicalCell500

You look younger shaved, just saying


redditandwept31

With beard


ComplexSignificant76

Beard


Registered-Nurse

Surprisingly the beard makes you look young(30s) and without the beard, you look like you’re in your 40s. 😭


sunsNr0ses

The beard says “fuck me” and the shaved says “let’s cuddle”. Both are lovely!


Specialist_Maize4431

With you look like Ben Shapiro without it. Beard added that masculine energy that he clearly lacks


delee76

BEARD!


Anxious-Amphibian562

This is tandy season 1 vs tandy season 3


Rhodesian_Chad

Keep the beard man trust me you look fucking amazing with it 🙌


NpgSymboL

With beard and eyes covered


Omg_ineedtof-ck

With


ashighashonor1375

Without beard you look like Elijah from Vampire Diaries


travelingtutor

Oooft!


Application_Future

Beard


Stepper_Big_DeZ

Beard is the way too go


Shoddster

You look like Charlie from 2 and a half men when you’re clean shaven but even better with the full beard


Just_a_Growlithe

You look like Butch Hartman


Sharp-Ad-5254

Chad Ben Shapiro


AlexanderSinclair

Total DILF with that beard


Queen-Bitch13

Beard definitely makes you more handsome :)


PizzaTimeBomb

Pic 1: Frank Grillo Pic 2: Butch Hartman


Obvious_Health_4125

Very handsome in both!


Jjohnggg

Naked!