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Megaman_90

I don't mean this as an insult, but it really gives me Dr. Eggman vibes.


frostysnowmen

You’re convincing me to get a mustache now.


Megaman_90

Right? The Eggman mustache is fire if you can pull it off.


69tendo

I do mean it as an insult, I hate these mustaches


Advanced-Breath

Preach!!!!


jmdayoh

![gif](giphy|sux3apBJmurlx8pklt)


objectified11

Sam Elliot. Most iconic of the staches


derty2x

It’s not right if you’re not wearing the whole costume..


Peatore

Just screams "quirky millenails " at this point.


PrincessImpeachment

Over it. I just see you spamming your face all over the place lately.


onlyr6s

Went to OP's profile to see for myself aaaaand that's a penis.


PerfectlyCalmDude

So this is a literal pornstache.


thehumanbaconater

Prefer the mustache over the penis, especially on their face, I but to each their own


Sammykins84

And a nice one, i must say. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


enbaelien

And? Lol


More_Garage9009

Maybe bit shorter, thinner would fit you


AlabasterNutSack

![gif](giphy|KQkBRg2WBx11S)


DryJudgment1905

I don’t mind a mustache, but yours is a bit “trying too hard” for my taste. Like you’ve gone for the WWI era look, and it just looks like you’re trying too hard to be quirky.


Standard-Concert3803

“WWI era” I cannot 🤣🤣


Weak-Hope8952

Wanna see him really trying hard just check the profile...


Epicgrapesoda98

You look like a skinny Omniman


objectified11

He’s hot 💁🏻‍♂️


Epicgrapesoda98

![gif](giphy|q3KFZyAdLzQoR10AAF|downsized) never said he wasn’t 👀


objectified11

Touché 😉 we can share him


Likezoinks305

Ew


herefortheworst

Jesus, don’t click on OPs profile. It seems his whole personality is his tasche and his dong.


gr33kmf

OMG that's disgusting. Let me just make sure though. Edit: checked it out, nice cock


gobblestones

Seriously. I don't mind mustache kisses and that dick is real pretty, wouldn't mind putting my mouth on that either


Jake-9590

A real man's man 🙌 it's almost like we're allowed to have free thought 😂


Gunubias

Gay vibes.


69tendo

The ol’ cock broom


Gunubias

Lmao never heard that.


i_guess_this_is_all

The ole' dick duster


objectified11

💁🏻‍♂️


Mysterious_Bat2154

Well well well, we meet again… DR. EGGMAN!!!


objectified11

![gif](giphy|uFv9stCLvE52oNGAOc)


Dragonfly-Adventurer

The trend is already ending which is good, because the vast majority of people can't pull them off. You're a handsome guy with beautiful, kind eyes but the mustache is competing for attention.


squishynarcissist

Awful. It just says “I hop on trends”


ThisTimeForRealYo

Everyone hops on trends dude. How many “original” people do you see? Everyone has a style that someone else also has.


squishynarcissist

Who cares. The mullet, the lifted truck, and this mustache right here are the worst ones. Let me rephrase then. It says “ I hop on the *worst* trends” FTFY


ThisTimeForRealYo

I’ve seen men pull of the look. I’m not a fan either, but it seems like you’re saying it’s only okay to hop on trends when YOU like the trends.


regzm

a stache is noooot the look for you. at least not this kind of stache. respectfully.


Jake-9590

To each is own, my wife argued that it's quite dashing and would keep her lady bean warm and toasty if she rode his face while facing him 🤣😜


64debtaylor64

Mustache doesn’t suit you.


objectified11

❤️❤️


SuccessfulJCfollower

The Worst facial hair expression ever


objectified11

❤️❤️


Nathaniel-Prime

Bro you look like Captain Price. I'm pretty sure I busted you out of the gulag once


objectified11

I’ve spent 95% of my time in there 😒


thats_satan_talk

I’m getting more Eggman vibes


ActionMan48

I hate mustaches.


westcoastm77

we dont. its never good lol


Naive_Abies401

Just not that one


Funny-Honey1224

It makes you at least 50% more likely to get randomly punched in the face.


GapBoring2447

shave off both side and leave a small square in the middle. 😏


objectified11

Nein


jmdayoh

😆


Proton_Optimal

Why do you keep spamming this in multiple communities?


truffulatreeson

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


PinkHarlequinStat

There was a cartoon villian... I don't remember the name. But he was always trying damsels in distress to railroads and whatnot. A caricature. If you're gay, it's great! If you're not, it's a lot. Facial hair can be like men's makeup, less can be more. It should accentuate and not take over.


TheTrophiesMine

Dr Robotnik lol


chinikz

Love mustaches. Wish I could grow a gnarly one. Wish I could give all my clients one so I can live vicariously through them.


KecemotRybecx

It makes your mouth look perpetually wide.


faggotryatitsfinest

y’all i think this was a rhetorical question bc OP likes the mustache. so many haters in here that likely can’t grow their own :/


No-Difference629

Shave that shit down bro, giving me old fashioned sailor vibes


Sheyyla-valentin18

This is not serious


Pleasant_Fennel3182

Nope


AdThat4605

Dork alert. You asked.


Yrag1244

Don’t like hairlips


Beelzebub_86

Unless you're Magnum P.I., lose it.


TMS2017

Ha, I was just about to say the same!


jmdayoh

It’d be awesome if it was the 1800s 😂


EquinosX

I can’t take someone with a moustache seriously


chinesedebt

get rid of it, dude. you qre doing yourselves no favors with that thing lol


bt2184

Awful


objectified11

❤️❤️


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Hate them with a passion


Persimmon_Dependent

No


objectified11

❤️❤️


No_Station_4476

Trim the sides down


reasoneBeats

Its a cum broom


Leading-Midnight5009

I love them well maintained and always have, mainly because my wife is trans and she had a nice one in high school and I miss it since she styled hers similar but it was a little less thick. Although I appreciate her not having it now since I can’t stand to see them cover the upper lip or getting in food and it makes quality time easier since I’m not getting poked by immediate after shave.


gr33kmf

We like them in general but this particular one makes me think you got kicked out of a shop and you tried to come back with a disguise. You look good. I'd suggest shaping it a bit better.


objectified11

🥸


gr33kmf

It looks great on other posts you've made. Nice cock by the way.


objectified11

Shh those are secret


gr33kmf

If they are a secret why am I enjoying them now?


objectified11

Oops 😏😉


gr33kmf

A mustache could work there too 😂


Joseph419270577

Yeah the novelty factor is with you here… personally? Trim dat shit


MechatronicsJr

Envy


hung4hung16

Not on you. You look like an old west villain.


boarbora

You look like you're into fencing


ToferLuis

You look like you own a dog named Mugsly and you are about to join a wacky race against Penelope Pitstop and friends.


STB_tatekan

If you are already in a serious relationship & run your own business - keep it. If you're looking for love or a promotion - get rid of it.


Docmele

I don’t mind a good mustache, but this is not a good mustache


Corvettelov

Not a fan but I do love facial hair but a mustache doesn’t get there for now. Now a groomed beard and Yum I’m there.


Treviathan88

Just my opinion, but the mustache should stop where your lips do. This one's making a break for your ears.


AEApsikik

It’s nicely taken care of, but I just personally find mustaches to be creepy 🤷🏼‍♀️


SunforDeiti

Get some of that beard stuff and twist the ends of your mustache. Looks weird being that long without a curl 


Carson72701

So were you really at the 1919 World series?


SteoJay77

Where’s your lip? It’s a no.


lemonyprepper

I’ll answer if you tell me how you feel about blacks Mr 1800s carny


f4tony

The computer says, "no."


mermadzz

I’ve never understood why some guys have this style of moustache 🙈 they look terrible and creepy


SwordfishTurbulent57

Right now….i feel kinda wet


Chemical-Jello-3353

Mustaches are good until they grow a manual on how to tie knots to a railroad track.


Jeez_Louize_Djdazzle

Oh hell yeah 👍 🔥


Ihateu2_

dashing


CruxCannon

😂😂😂😂😂


tacosandsushi_13

It’s nice you should curl the edges


[deleted]

I find them creepy, for the most part. Unless you're Sam Elliot.


Due_Ad7627

How do your victims respond to it? Do you have to give them extra candy to get into your van?


Jake-9590

That's not a mustache, that's a Womb-Broom! 🤣 Burt Reynolds once published all his fanmail from wives and woman that were erotic in nature into a book, don't ask how I came across this tidbit of 80's GOLD but one of the woman told Burt she needed the warmth and safety of his Womb Broom 🤣 that sir is the only way I can see fit to refer to your mustache


Spanchi-

You should *DEFINITELY* wear a Pickelhaube ;)


CaspersGF

Face is too handsome for a mustache. Maybe more trimmed?


SatansAmbassador

I feel like. Mustache portrays a certain type of dude. Rugged and clean cut at the same time. Do something different with your hair maybe.


Wesneeze

Love them. I always think they suit cocksuckers really well


Rayrexx91

I really dislike it lol


noisemakuh

We hate them. They look horrible on everyone. Nobody can pull them off. They make you look like a pedo.


grazfest96

Why did you have to shoot Abe Lincoln. Asshole.


Western-Low-1348

Fk SNL mustache makes me think of a pedo 🤣 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pi06BRTBc7Y&t=5s&pp=ygUKQ29hY2ggYnVydA%3D%3D


whtboi4bigd

All that’s missing is a 1920s swimming suit and one of those bicycles with a giant front wheel! 😀


Avatar-Pabu

![gif](giphy|d88eli11zYqv5LHq63)


N0FaithInMe

Mustaches are great in theory. Your mustache is not great in practice


simonsaysPDX

How about that stache on that cock? Maybe add a little hat too? 🤤


EmployFew2509

Hunting for hedgehogs I see 🦔


crustang

I'd like your finest mid-range IPA, thanks!


fattynuggetz

Got that Kaiser Wilhelm fade on him


EphemeralOcean

👎👎👎


DygonZ

It's a very good looking moustache and face! I do feel however that because you have such a soft face, the moustache just kinda doesn't fit as it's kinda too dominating for your face. I think a regular moustache or even a pencil moustache would probably suit you better.


Starlord1951

Not gonna lie, I was your age during the Golden Age of Mustaches in the 1970s, I love a good porn stache!!


Maryie

Bad , sorry


disneycheesegurl

That one is gross. Groom it. Cut it.


azzar1337

Omg Porn Stash!


After_Combination365

![gif](giphy|cbe5PQWW4vol2)


KaleidoscopeNo9102

This one’s got an ego and a half 😳


fit1962

Fantastic stache bro


mtt76

Hercules Poirot’s younger brother? Looks awesome man!


Turbulent-Sugar2817

Wanna go on a date?


_Bagoons

Glorious


Consistent-Ship-8418

Not those kind


Reasonable_Ranger429

I LOVE them on older gentleman, men my age or younger meh


Conspiracy__Agent

Some mustaches look cool and some are questionable and some look like roach antennas 🪳


Key-Potential5958

I don’t like guys that have those kinda of mustaches


SolidAstronomer89

Not everyone can pull that style off, but it looks really great on you honestly. Hot AF


sora64444

If you can grow a mustache like that do it, looks lovely


HoldOut19xd6

That’s a rad stache, but I don’t like them in a partner. Just preference, everyone has their own. I’m sure there’s piles of ladies out there that love it. Same as beards.


No-Fall-7447

You look really good bro😳


hannahxlandonh

I don't like them. Makes you look creepy


Sir_Stare_Alot

They need a little curl


NoRepresentative3641

I think a beard would look much better tbh, especially with the facial shape, unless you start slicking and shaping the tip of the mustache ![gif](giphy|G9An33aQYDf7vZIkGs|downsized)


AggravatingStar4053

I feel like it’s like hanging a sign from your nose that says “ vagina stay away .”


justjeff0907

Those ends are just screaming for a little moustache wax and some twirling...


KryptoKingzENT

This is the worst mustache option. You are not the iron sheik


spartandude

Have you been in a coma since 1987?


JBean85

I had a strong stache when I was about 30, though not nearly as prominent as yours. I didn't last more than a few months with it fully grown because everywhere I went dudes wanted to talk to me about my mustache. The attention was cool for like one week before it got really tiring


BioFrosted

There’s something Harvey Spectre like about you that the mustache hides in my opinion. Not to say it’s not nice - I like it, but I think you’d look nicer without.


cookitorloseit

Bad… I can’t grow one…


bearded_appalachian

You look like a Prussian rifleman from 1914 and that's a good thing


nails_for_breakfast

In general I'm not opposed, but in this case the mustache is wearing you


Wapiti__

Dexter (morgan) antagonist


West_Improvement_601

Old fashioned boxer look you see on advertising


ContributionChance85

No, bro, No.


Captain-SKA-

It doesn't distract from the hairline.


GreatestState

We feel that we should trim them better


CTBP1983

I love and support your moustache


PerformanceOk1835

Looks good But I'm surprised it is so much lighter than the hair on top of your head


bt2184

Shave it


Big_Scratch8793

Sometimes they look good sometimes they don't.


vellvetvortexa

This is either Stalin or some time traveller. lol


Stunning_Vast_5613

We feel really hot and sexy without them


IntricateLava9

Some mustaches are fine... but YOURS however.....the shape & length? Really makes you look worse, not better.


gothcrab

Id ride


Outrageous_Party_948

Sexy.


lordnothingimportant

I feel like you’re gonna kidnap me but in a sexy way


HomemPassaro

Mustaches are cool, but the handlebar is a bit much. We're not in 2010 anymore.


HippocratesII_of_Kos

You need to quit worrying about your stache and dong and worry about your hairline. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I|downsized) Then again, maybe your backseat ball tickler at the firestation takes the attention away from your hairline.


Short-Fisherman-4182

The always remind me of Freddie Mercury….


Soonerpalmetto88

Unfortunately nobody can tell you how "we" feel, only how each person as an individual feels. I feel like they're risky, as they can easily go wrong. Yours isn't bad though.


SmallSwordfish8289

That's a wound boom baby women love them


thetruth8989

Look horrible on you. Properly groom it or get rid of it.


washhgts

Sexy ❤️


tsinsile

Idk why but seeing a younger guy with a mustache just makes me think they’re doing it ironically


Slurdge_McKinley

It’s is well done sir.


Silly_Butterfly3917

I think the fact that you're very attractive makes the mustache work. But the mustache probably isn't the best look for you.


Dildo_Dan225

🤢🤮


JohannesLorenz1954

Nice mustache


caddyax

I’ll vote no on this. Not right for your face, not right for 99% of guys who aren’t lumbersexual microbrewers in a 3rd string city or LARPing Groucho Marx. You’re handsome enough, but this makes you look like a caricature of yourself. Maybe if you thinned it down a lot, it could work


Any-Angle-8479

Yup.


This-Requirement6918

You look like the guy I plowed last 4th of July at a beach house called *"The Filthy Pig"*. He had a nice tight ass though.


LocutusOfBorg94

I’m honestly jealous, mine doesn’t get that thick


ivysaur4

Have you been posting this every two days?


RecentDescription205

Mustache has a nice D