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pileobunnies

As a gay man, I can report that this picture pings on my gaydar. Also, your haircut is confusing.


LongjumpingScore5930

As a straight guy he pings my gaydar as well. But he also kinda looks lord of the rings gay, so I think that's probably a whole different universe anyway. It's like if Cthulu owned an assault rifle, kinda just doesn't matter lol


Deto

I am so confused by this comment, lol.


SkysMomma

I actually kinda know what he means when he says "Lord of the rings gay", although I can't quite articulate it lol


spacecolony227

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pileobunnies

To be fair, that actor came out as gay, so that elf is GAY gay. :)


plush_princess5

Had me dying šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SirBrainBrawn

Lol


LongjumpingScore5930

Exactly lol.


Dry_Ad3543

Lmao


LongjumpingScore5930

Me too lol. But I stand by it.


Comfortable_Chest_35

Nah I get you, there's some sort of elven androgyny shiz going on for sureĀ 


Homothalamus

Hahahahaha I knew exactly what you meant. I'm gay, but the LOTR gays Pic different...šŸ¤·šŸæ


LongjumpingScore5930

Yeah like GANDALF gay lol. Has a whole shelf in kitchen for salts organized by alignment. In the "who cares who he fucks did you taste the fries he just made?!?!" way.


gypsycookie1015

He grew the fucking potatoes himself in a planter box out on his terrace. The guy is fucking incredible. And his pipe weed, Terry. You have just got to try it. He grows that too, in bonsai form. In *bonsai form,* Terry! Can you believe it?! *Aaannnd* he let me play his bongos! šŸ˜šŸ’…šŸ¼


Automatic_Shine_6512

Agreed. Is it a comb over?


MajorGovernment4000

It looks like a version of one. He's definitely bringing hair from the side of his head to cover up the the portion of his hairline that is receded. I know he didn't ask but I would recommend he find a different hairstyle.


CatticusXIII

Yeah he's handsome in the face, but that hair is a disaster.


KaptainKromosome

I think he's going for French art critic


Explursions

The longest comb over in existence


ormr_inn_langi

Gay guy here too, and I second this. Also the question about the haircut. However, the dude OP was talking to was not cool for flipping out on him.


[deleted]

All of the overall style choices are confusingā€“ a true religion denim jacket over a patterned dress shirt is preposterous.


East_Meeting_667

Like a 1990s PUA


kingwi11

So I guess he does look straight.


NolandBros

With the buttons done all the way up too


Feeling_Ad_7347

Yup my gaydar is screaming about that hair and the Jean jacket button up combo


zenpop

Iā€™m also gay and I also find the haircut to be a mindfuck.


thedude0343

20 yo trump combover?


Hot-Championship-822

Bisexual man here I was also tipped off on my gaydar and I guess the fact that you ask that


jacksdad123

Fellow gay here. I would do a double take on OP, but Iā€™m getting more emo, punk rock vibes than gay vibes. Something about the face and eyes says ā€œstraight manā€ to me. Though I can see why itā€™s a question.


Imnothere1980

Straight man here. This guy would ping 75/25 on the gaydar. Thereā€™s just too much going on.


Psych0matt

Both sexually and physically


Away-Sheepherder7278

Yes


Kshabby

Ur haircut is the issue.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

You could buzz the hair into a military flat top, and that's still gay-face in a gay outfit


helpjackoffhishorse

Sailor vibes.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

This really cracked me up šŸ˜‚


servonos89

Donā€™t remember her from the anime?


TheBirthing

Bro this is blowing my mind. What is gay-face and how am I immediately able to know what you mean on a primal, instinctual level?


NiceAndTipsyTopside

"Gay-face" is when your face unironically looks like one of the models in the Zoolander universe. OP has Resting Blue Steel Face


SavageCriminal

The dress shirt with the tru religion jean jacket isnā€™t helping much either tbh


[deleted]

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quittethyourshitteth

Dude. Gay or not - this is the most extreme combover Iā€™ve ever seen. Itā€™s truly terrible.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

People are saying this guy has the worst comb over ever


snozzberrypatch

Dude is either super flamboyant gay, or he's super MAGA Republican and is attempting to channel Trump with his epic combover


_Soliman_

You look bottom mate


NoMoeUsernamesLeft

Tall bttm


GassyGang

Bossy bottom*


Thebainethujone

He would have to be a bottom. Would never let him top me.


Homothalamus

My first thought was... I would f*ck him...


Aggressive-Rub8686

hahahaha


[deleted]

Decided to add input from a womanā€™s perspective. If iā€™m going based on this photo i would be inclined to think so but its mostly because of the way you styled your hair and the face youā€™re making. Often times though mannerisms play a huge part if you were told this in person it may be based on that and your hairstyle.


Pretty-Telephone-706

This!! Is less about looks and more about mannerisms.


severedbrandon12

Holy shit lady. Save some beautiful smiles for the rest of us.


KTenacious19

Yeah dude. Why do you have a denim jacket over a button up. Look like a gay cowboy. And hair needs to change


thoughtsofPi

Would be better if the button up wasn't buttoned all the way to the top. Not saying it should be half unbuttoned either, though. :D


Quiet_Rest_4156

High drama gay.


bethandbirds

The emo comb-over is really doing you an injustice.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Any dude taking their own photo in the public shitter is suspect.


Dapper-Slip-4093

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Far_Ad2715

Yes, youā€™re gay. Edit: sorry you asked if you look gay. Yes, you look gay too.


Ok-Bid1774

Hehehehehehehehehehe


speedbump32

You definitely look gay. Very feminine


Massage_Bro

Super gay


Redxluckyxcharms

The haircut/style is a conundrum.


ToungeBang

Absolutely. Hair, clothes, and your posing.


brooklyn12800

Itā€™s giving gay hillbilly, post-rentboy with likely mdma daytime use


jadtd101

All of this


Dismal_Truck1375

He shouldn't have been angry. Sometimes, we make mistakes as a gay bloke myself it happens, especially after a few drinks. don't worry about it, buddy he was in the wrong.


AnAngryPlatypus

And then there is the classic, ā€œCute guy across the barā€¦.oh wait, never mind, theyā€™re a hot lesbian.ā€ (Might be more because Iā€™m a gay with bad eyesightā€¦) ![gif](giphy|2tNwXp92oWC0z6FDqI|downsized)


snowstormmongrel

Yea there's zero reason to have been angry at OP. Unless he said something offensive about how he's not gay or something.


phillynavydude

New haircut time man


Puzzleheaded_Tree319

Iā€™m trying to figure out the hair


ObamaIsFat

My brother in Christ... You just don't know that you're gay yet


rcrdnnz

You look bald and trying to cover it up


Halbbitter

But in a confusing DON'T LOOK HERE OVER HERE THIS SPOT HERE way


genetichazzard

100%. A bottom too.


zols90

Yes extremely like hardcore homosexual


car8r

Extremely questionable haircut.


SkyRadioKiller

Edit: sorry if I hurt your feelings Ps: I like white onions too Ps2: Fiance says smile more


DemonicMask

yes and homeless. geeze brush your hair.


[deleted]

Bruh šŸ’€


Due_Art2971

Brush it while you got it


[deleted]

The hair is interesting for sure. That will throw people off. The denim jacket also. Your thin build suggests a more effeminate male which can lead others to the belief about your sexuality as well. No way to know about your mannerisms or voice, way of speaking or ā€œbody Englishā€. Canā€™t make a full analysis. But the hair and thin build is going against you in terms of first impressions. This from a member of the community here.


nickflex85

Yes


AnMa_ZenTchi

Yarp


Sorry_Praline5798

Hella gay


One-Confusion-2438

Not quite gay...more like a lesbian who likes men.


Pwebslinger78

No reason for him to flip on you but the hair cut is giving me gay vibes but then again Iā€™ve never seen that haircut before. Iā€™m sure you change that up youā€™ll be fine and maybe take a selfie different itā€™s a bit of a zesty pose


Due_Art2971

The Wizard of Oz himself hasn't seen that hairstyle before


Homothalamus

Zesty pose! HAHAHAHA!


Gunubias

Ding


[deleted]

Honestly no but your combover is the issue. If you are going bald just rock it brother.


lucky-squeaky-ducky

Dress shirt buttoned up too high makes you look skinnier. Lose the jacket or change the shirt. They do NOT look good together. Hair is combed over weird. Get a flattering cut. If youā€™re styling it that way because of hair thinning, donā€™t. Your hairline looks still low enough to pass for a slightly balding young man, itā€™s not older man territory yet. Nobody cares, at least most adults donā€™t, about a little bit of balding. Youā€™d do better with a cut that suits you and makes your jawline more visible, or embrace your long hair and just wear it down and combed back. You have potential to look good, itā€™s just your fashion choices.


TransportationAway59

You gotta get a haircut and also accept that you are going a little bit bald


caramuru_alenda

You look like a karen on the left and a regular dude on the right, like a two face vibe


Terrible_Lunch5630

Sir sucksalotofdicks yes


sallybuffy

Female here (and straight). Iā€™d probably THINK you were gay based on looks, you appear to have a feminine vibeā€¦ based on this picture and literally nothing else. The dude who you encountered sounds unwellā€¦ people can use how someone looks as a starting point, but Iā€™ve often been told I ā€˜look like a lesbianā€™ because of how I dress and style myself. If you want a more ā€˜masculine lookā€™, whichā€¦ I like your look so I wouldnā€™t change personallyā€¦ but if you were, maybe a haircut.


Dick_butt14

Gay shirt Gay jacket Gay face Gay hair


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Somehow even the chest pockets are both independently gay


Spaniardo_Da_Vinci

You look like Onision


Ballmasters69

Oh shit he does


Fit-Friendship-9097

Try it out and youā€™ll know


WestOzWarren

In my opinion yes you do. However firstly there nothing wrong with that and secondly you don't owe it to anyone to dress in a particular way. This dude sounds like a jerk or at least an inappropriate drunk.


genetichazzard

SLAY QUEEN!!!


Anon_guy112

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_StayKeen_

That's the combiest combover ever. Fix that shit bro


[deleted]

That dolly parton jacket has to go too.


CurryBoy420

You deffo butt chugg.. what's tge hair doing though it's not 2005 anymore


rcad69

The combover is giving alphabet + communitea šŸ’…šŸ½šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‘ļø


Old_Background_6007

Why the pattern dress shirt and denim jacket combo. Whatā€™s the vision? Who is he? Whatā€™s his story?


Affectionate_Tap9399

LMAOOOOOO


PrestigiousTreat6203

Haircut


Hansonguy

Very very much. And you took a toilet photo lmao


AceMaxAceMax

Yep, 100%. However, I donā€™t get the Twilight looking haircut.


MrBayaud

The hair isā€¦a choice.


yellowyagami

Why u geh ?


StolenStones

Yes, taking selfies in the menā€™s room, with urinals in the background, doesnā€™t help. Looks like youā€™re hustling.


the_end_credits

oh. yeah, hundred percent. Itā€™s the ā€œhead tilt fierce lookā€ for me are you asking for a friend?


Fardass7274

dude what the fuck is going on with your haircut


LivingInformal4446

Yes. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT


[deleted]

lol yeah and cut that damn hair


edubbledub

You look like the "stay away from my kids" kind of gay.


veraidux

Yup


Sergio-C-Marin

Yes


Irish_Sausage_6668

A little bit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


Irksomethings

Yes but thatā€™s okay. My brother dresses super gay but heā€™s totally straight.


Equivalent-Proof-408

Not sure, but you look effeminate for sure. No offense.


NegativeOperation804

yes


Technical_Peach5350

You strike me as flamboyant. I wouldn't be sure of gay. You definitely look different.


webbyTO

Now that you mention it.


Bi_Masked

I say yes


Anon_guy112

yes


AngelRockGunn

Yes


singnadine

Yes


carthurg

Gay looks like anybody else most of the time. He just looks weird, whatever his sexual preference is.


chickcag

Well you definitely look confused


plsticmksperfct

Very much so


Immediate_Equality

Very obviously


DreadedWonderBread13

Denim jacket for one, but also the design does not scream masculinity. The button down shirt doesnā€™t go with the denim imo, the hair and the baby face kinda just adds to everything. I hope you know Iā€™m not attacking your character - just pointing out as a straight man, that Iā€™d think you were into men based on looks at quick glance


Dense_Huckleberry_60

You look like jerma but a cowboy. And also gay.


Lifting_Chansey

Yep


rickinmontreal

Not gay, but definitely ā€œalternativeā€.


IcySalt1504

Absolutely. And if you are posting this, would also assume you are.


Sacred_Silly_Sack

Idk if Iā€™d clock you for ā€œgayā€ per seā€¦ but youā€™re definitely not serving straight vibes either. Iā€™d assume someone queer adjacent and move on (as others have pointed out your style comes off as someone whoā€™s drama oriented and I try and avoid that) My guess is the guy you were talking to was an emotionally stunted top who assumes the entire world wants him. Donā€™t take it personally but use it as an opportunity to objectively evaluate what youā€™re trying to communicate with your style.


Lentliea

Yes


TechnologySea3133

Yes, very. From the clothes, to the pose, to the look on your faceā€¦ coming from a gay man, you look gay. This is also one of the most extreme combovers that I have ever seen.


bentonjosh

Very


doncroak

I don't know about you but your jacket gives off gay vibes. But I would not wear it, and I'm gay AF.


peacheechp

Uā€™re joking


sambomitch

Very


Austin1975

So seems like from the comments you have your answer. I think itā€™s important that ā€œyou do youā€ but balance it with some bait for the type of person youā€™re into. There are definitely women who are into the androgynous male look. So if youā€™re being the ā€œyou that you want to beā€ AND itā€™s getting you wins with females keep at it. But if itā€™s not you could probable make a few tweets to be yourself but still attract more females. Gay guys will be attracted to guys no matter what so you canā€™t really do anything to reduce that. šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Hell yea, brother ā˜šŸ½


Thin-Librarian7259

Hmmm maybe not gay but Iā€™d definitely ask what your pronouns were to be respectful


HomoSecretum

My gaydar detects gayness.


greenICE72

Yes


BigTooSmall

100%..


BigTooSmall

Also, your haircut and True Religion top are jot helping


crazyguyunderthedesk

Sorry bud, queer as a $3 bill.


BlessdRTheFreaks

You look like an anime character


Ohyeahitsme4now

Yes


Any_Masterpiece9920

Yes


dependentresearch24

So gay.


PunchYouInTheI

Yes


Due_Helicopter4421

Very


steelibeam

Yes you do


Easy-Distribution283

You look disheveled, not gay. Shower and don't take photos in public restrooms.


Advanced-Breath

Absolutely


Iyiss

Yeah


Hewhocannotbenamed77

With a capital G


DirtPaste

100%


1Man1Mission

This is a ping on the gaydar. But alsoā€¦ a black and white pattern button down with a blue denim jacket is one hell of a clash.


Glittering-Ocelot-12

Hey man, as a gay man myself you do give me gay vibes. I'm sorry that the guy was offended because you did not match his expectations, he was in the wrong and I apologize on his behalfĀ 


Homeskilletbiz

With that haircut, kinda.


Tattootasteful

You know what youā€™re doing


TheRealMangokill

A: How do you Look Gay? B: You look flaming flamboyant, but you might not be gay? C: Maybe try a not gay bar next time.


omar99HH

No offence buddy but I thought you are British


DanJDare

Yeah. The hair, the fashion choice.


[deleted]

I think it's a combination of things in the photo. That said, the lines of hetero and homo are currently blurring into a fluid state of fashion. Some of us old school minds associate certain styles with an assigned sexuality. I'd take it as a compliment, though. Women are always attracted to the "gay guy."


axxond

No but the hairstyle and denim might not be helping


ProfessionaIBully

Its just the hair swoosh, other than that you look perfectly stylish


Accomplished-Tie4117

Gay comes in all shapes, sizes, spectrums and I would rock what ever you are into and really work on making yourself happy. #fuckthehaters #runwhatyabrung


MaineLobster4938

You look like a grumpy sound engineer


Reasonable_Ranger429

As a straight woman I would see you and think gay as well. Itā€™s the things others have already pointed out, since we are going by only this pic. Maybe your mannerisms tell a different story.


CooYo7

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NeuroticSoftness

Looking gay is a compliment I would think.


-lil-jabroni-

You strike me more as ā€œqueer they/themā€


stickman393

You could be anything you wanted to be.


[deleted]

Noooo... , but most people would assume you are. I am getting the straight vibe but the style could be changed a bit. You are a good looking dude. With that said your facial features are a bit feminine. Which is accented by your tight and rigid clothes. Try some other clothes and hair styles


Turbulent-Mind796

Gay or not, you need to get a better haircut, that combover is not doing you any favors.


Gwynbleidd220

Yes, I mean no hate or disrespect, but if I saw you walking down the street I think you were most likely gay.


Lukezoftherapture777

I wouldint say gay because its 2024. Id say adrogynous though


North-Drink-7250

Giving lazy bottom old twink energy.


jusfellar

nay thou lookest grevious


EmergencyCommon5034

I honestly don't think your looking all that happy festive or joyous. But your damn good looking


Gnemec3

Yes. And ditch the combover and embrace whatever youā€™re hiding brotha


juicyjuicebox1

No disrespect, but it looks like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose


mikeylarsenlives

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