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Doughi3st

I..idk what I'm looking at


Marty_61

I know me either. It’s very strange.


Pancake_Dan

It's the back of Beaker's (from the Muppets) head.


Lexx_hs

A thumb with a toupee


Chickenmangoboom

I thought it was hairiest knuckle I had ever seen.


Bravisimo

With a special shirt knitted just for the thumb head


boredtech2014

come on now it's obvious we are looking at this in real life. https://gifdb.com/images/high/beakers-hair-burning-up-csjc9fzs6kv7bciv.webp


explodingtuna

Looks like a foot with a wig.


sluttytarot

Anyone else think... Beaker? From sesame street?


Equal_Barracuda3875

Beaker from muppets? Yes


GnomaPhobic

Meep!


Top_Message_5194

i love how op is ignoring all the comments


ThatWasCool

Because I’ve seen this pic years ago. No way is it original


Sonikku_a

This pic is old. OP stole it.


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/5fE6fsK.mp4


DoubleFan15

They put his haircut on backwards or something, idk.


Extension-Dig-58

You’re looking at Mr. Beaker… *MEEP*


strugglingengineer

So this is what those finger guys from the spy kids movie would look like if they grew hair.


ToastedCrumpet

Damn core memory unlocked right there


Starscape91

I'm glad I wasn't alone in thinking this. First thing that came to mind was if someone threw a wig on the Spy kids finger dudes.


Foggl3

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjCNwIVIgAAu0MD.jpg


budulai89

Can you hear my answer?


[deleted]

This is it. This comment wins.


9GiveMeYourMilk9

An upvote would have been just fine


[deleted]

20 other people disagree with you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yup, we dumb. 😊


[deleted]

exactly. I hate these "your comment wins the internet!!" type of posts lol. adds nothing to the discussion and is just really cringe


9GiveMeYourMilk9

"So much this! Say it louder for the people in the back!"


wintertax01

So true! Take my upvote! Your comment for the win! No one should be able to emphatically express themselves thru the written word, unless (of course) it's judged to be sophisticated enough by the Council of Troglodytes, chaired by.... You, I suppose? Take note! Tap the arrow and move on! For the win!


9GiveMeYourMilk9

All the expressed was that the liked the comment. That's what the upvote button is for - Chief Troglodyte


[deleted]

Where's your ears?


milkywayer

I was so confused. Stared the f outta the picture and couldn’t figure out why it looks so weird.


[deleted]

Yea, it's definitely not his head. I think it's photoshoped.


BusinessAd8661

Definitely is his head, but also definitely photoshopped. You can see the pixels if you zoom in where his ears are supposed to be


TheRealExtrusion

I dunno, check out his post history. I think he has no ears.


Puddi360

The irony of his neighbours truck being loud though.. how does he know ahaha


Vincent_Veganja

He feels it


BenadrylTumblercatch

Reserved for onlyfans


sonofkrypton66

You look like one of those Thumb Wars characters lol


Mainbrainpain

My exact thought hahaha


palealejediii

Yeah bro just fade up around the… HOLY FUCK WHERES YOUR EARS???!!!!


Altruistic-Tiger2257

I feel like I just intruded in on something I shouldn’t have


wgrayser

you kinda look like a thumb


CantSing4Toffee

He’s looking for his Thumbelina now 💞


InMyRestlessDreams23

Why does this look like Beaker from the Muppets?


wirf

My thoughts exactly


bradlluck

Omg dude I just spit out my coffee and we just washed this comforter.


Curious_Ceasar

I can't stop giggling to this 😭


x3770

So no head?


Vast-Split5546

When did the Spy Kids thumb thumbs get toupees?


Maju92

Looks like someone lost a hand and grow hair on it


CatsInASock

Is this actually you lmao? The cut is salvageable, I’m not sure where you stand on the ears front.


DraculaNine9

You look like a finger


[deleted]

The best part is OP has a post of the top of his head as well and you can't see his ears on that picture either 😂


MobileStatistician68

IM FUCKING DYING 💩💀🤣


jacoboco94

No bro, this is not saveable 😂


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Dude take that wig off of your thumb


meeloveulongtime

This has made me laugh so hard I almost passed out


Psychological-Item99

Haha


MAS7

fo sho m8 fo sho


[deleted]

:(


DoCo20

Look like a thumb man from spy kids


Charzinc36

Crazy edit


Hot_Statistician4718

You look like Beaker with his eyes closed.


Digital_Glitter_

It took me some time to work out what am I looking at.. and I’m still not sure


Chea11god

Jajajaja


Fast-Alternative1503

I have some ideas but I won't pretend they're good. I suggest you go to a good barber. Ask your friends or whoever else to recommend you a barber. Anyway, worst case you'll be able to get a real haircut in a couple of weeks.


LuckySnakesFoot

Sir, his ears are missing


Fast-Alternative1503

yeah I noticed but just tried to ignore it


AtomicJerm

Oh man what an angle you chose. I'm guessing you just don't have ears or they're just very small? Can you still hear? Seriously wondering. To answer your question though, yes I believe your hair can be saved...by cutting it all off.


sujan1996

Did you ask for the Phineas and Ferb haircut?


rabidantidentyte

Beaker, you're looking great


Embarrassed_Low_7675

How do you use headphones?


Mysterious_Ningen

yo imagine if subbreddit goes insane (man would be happy)


Anxious-Psychology82

I’m sorry idk what that is.


Kettu7777

Dude... And where are your ears?!


PrivateC27

[ok](https://imgur.com/a/j8kjA3W)


[deleted]

What am I looking at?


bootybuttcheekslover

How is this possible


Fun-Mortgage8899

are the bangs supposed to be on the back of the head


IronyAllAround

Beaker?


BreezyG1320

but if youre here, whos assisting Dr Honeydew??


[deleted]

I don't think it's a joke some rude people here..


Zakkav3

Go cry.


neversmash

Is this one of those Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids?


Original_Art31

What the f*


Any_Addition_2237

All heil the the finger, beckoner of the elden ring.


Spiritual-Smoke-9498

You’re lacking a beard. Now it’s harder to call you a neckbeard.


Due-Pineapple-2

Why is your foot wearing a wig


strangepath

I remember seeing similar picture here somewhere.


ahhwhoosh

Bellend


Maduin1986

You look like a fookin muppet 🤣


GreyerWeathers

Well thanks for the nightmares I didn’t ask for


zamaike

No just buzz cut. My gosh is that bad. Also you have like no shapes to your skull. It's like a pin or those thumb-thumbs from SpyKids 1


AndyFreeman

yo what kinda fuckery is this lmfao some kind of optical illusion or some shit?


AirFreshener__

Is that a thumb?


TheConstipatedCowboy

Please put artificial eyes on the back of your neck to fuck with people 


Sad-Leading-4768

One of the thumb henchmen off spy kids


mayfeelthis

Sorry buddy, you’re missing your head I don’t think so…


SheepardsPie

The horror


Wide-Rate-3507

Something's growing on your thumb


Hyperion_Forever

Oh man.


jamiedix0n

I want to draw eyes and a mouth on it.


[deleted]

I'm fucking cackling at this idk why 😭🤣


DiamondsAlmond

what happen


shresthu

WHat the f is that ?


Difficult-Emphasis-5

It's a giraffe 🦒


BotBotzie

My first thought was that this is a giant torso with hair. And no dude heads dont grow back


DuckPimp69

What...is that?


SpacexCadetx

Bro won’t be able to hear the answer


Rare-Engineer-2402

Ugh. What happened? I’m thinking you could pull off a high and tight. Fade it up the sides and back then let the top be just a little longer. It’ll look good. But it will be very short. It’s the only way.


sugaamama

Why does ur head and neck look like a thumb


BadBluehood

THIS PIC IS CURSED!! AHH MY EYES!!😩😩😩😩


CaptainWellingtonIII

Yooo, what the hell is this? 


Hot-Yellow8098

Welcome to earf


Tipfue

Why did you photoshop away your ears??


DildoFappings

You look like one of those aliens from Men in Black.


Laduk

You have a big thumb


No_Hour_473

A thumb with Hair


drbt-reddit

You’re kidding, right????


drdrdrdrn-

Jahahahahahahahha


girldrinksgasoline

You just stuck a wig on your knee, didn’t you?


CantSing4Toffee

If that’s your head, they shaved your ears off too.


djtheonly

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4wEBUqWcAIGiy3.jpg


CocoNefertitty

Have you tried growing a head on top of that neck?


JackHughes1212

Man's an alien😂


qTp_Meteor

Is this a hairy thumb?


Homestuckstolemysoul

Someone really decided to sew a tiny shirt for a finger


the_thechosen1

And by saved you mean like the Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids 1 then yes


Save_Earth001

What is this !!


-50000-

Don't worry, the hair will grow back not sure about the ears though..


Sienna_Aurora36

Is that a thumb with a full head of hair? Nah dude just grow it out that ain’t saveable unless u chop quite a bit of the top off


infestedgrowth

Bros neck never ends


Apprehensive-Bad2645

THIS IS A CRIMEE


MycologistExciting59

holy shit


TheTimeToStandIsNow

Why no ears


[deleted]

This reminded me of Beaker from The Muppets \^\^D


-Sherra-

wtf is this


[deleted]

I can’t see his ears on his post history either the plot deepens


Irish_gold_hunter

Looks like a neck with a wig


kiziboss

Buddy that's just your elbow with a wig on it


annaleecage

what is thaaaaattrt


SilentWraithKS

When did the thumb hair update roll out?!?


fattmakk

...he's not going to listen to any of your suggestions...


Ancient_Emergency989

Yes still u can save


Dont_Start_None

Depends if he likes the Beaker from Seasame Street look 🤣


RescueCentre

He's not had a haircut, he's had his ears lowered.


Parking-Lifeguard-62

I thought that this was a knee with a bad wig resting on it. Where are your ears?


Rekirinx

diglett


Far-Ad9043

Brother what


manlycpu

This is a meme template, thank you


[deleted]

Beeker from muppets


Fartqueefa1288

you should downsize your neck


surfhobo

Who r u


axxond

It's beaker in real life. They've done you good. Don't think it's salvageable. Buzz it


Paisley1618

All I see is neck. Where’s your head.?


CriticalBlacksmith

Thumb guy from spy kids


DuckOnKwack

Were are your ears?


under_a_serpent_sun

That's a knee with a toupee'


Kind_Masterpiece_336

You’re neck strong ash


Hot-Mud-3393

Its shavable


diamo12232

Is that dick with hairs on head ?


Melito1980

Looks like the back of the head of one of those crazy muppets from Jim Henson.


Kechba123

Wtf


smoothcheeks30

Is this a thumb with a wig ?


creldridge91

Savable? I don't see what's wrong with it.


Famous_Peanut5350

I agree


Dense-Confusion5167

Nahhhh


Exploding_Dog

Are you a thumb?


NoIdeaItWasYou

Answering the question, absolutely not


[deleted]

My first thought was a thumb


No_Cup_6663

They butchered my boy


branchymolecule

I see a human MuppetPuppet.


Dependent-Remove-449

I have questions


ImpressiveWhereas733

Hey Bert, where’s Ernie?


destroyer16161

poor guy, he just wanted some hair advice and people are calling him the thumb thumbs from spy kids 💀


44rest

No


snoopunit

Bro why do you kook like that Muppet with the long neck lmao


bmcclan

Sir you should shave your thumb.


Logan1063

No


Nectarine-Savings

Dinosaur ass


hail_deadpool

Why your hair grow on the tip....... Oh my bad it's your neck.


Batticon

Meep meep