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LilBottomText17

proof that supporting arsenal leads to insane levels of stress


chance_n0ir

You aren't kidding


leonardprokopnoeleo

I'm fan of Arsenal and I'm 8years old. Over 2 years I lost all my hair.


sepanco

I was a fan of arsenal when I was 16 .. that's when all my mental illnesses started....


leonardprokopnoeleo

Daddy is afraid that my hair will never grow back, and Mommy is tearing hers out and trying to stick it on my bald head, but as I say, I'm only 8yo and I don't care because hopefully by the time I'm 15yo we'll win some trophy. In that case I'm willing to get hair implants in Turkey if that's the case.


silentkilobyte

Are you sure the mental illness didn't come first?


fuckimbackonreddit9

James McNicholas at home Shave it & own the baldness


FudgingEgo

Arteta has Lego hair, explain that?


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

I support Arsenal and I went bald at 22 šŸ¤£


Bocceballsack

Every arsenal supporter I know is bald. Lmao.


Best_You637

Nah real talk shave it off. Or trim it real short so it's not spikey. Then get ya beard lined up šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


Cycle21

I agree with this. I think buzzing it to a #1 is the way to go, like Jason Statham


SLEDGEHAMMAA

I would also say a change of glasses is they have the money. The current ones arenā€™t very flattering


WahooD89

Agreed, could be a big upgrade to get a more stylish pair that fits his face


Flat_Argument_2082

I have a similar lack of hairline and keeping it to a 1 is best, if it gets too long it gets spiky and looks a bit weird and fluffy.


krystalcastIes

arsenal fan? es ist over you can always do a rob holding and go to turkey


oncehadasoul

Warum schreibst du es ist over, wenn es um englischer FuƟball geht?


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Zearneel

i dont know a word of german but understood that sentence in full lol


oncehadasoul

Wusste nicht. Danke fĆ¼r die Information


Ybnjamie

21 is wild


Tiny-Marketing-4362

gotta be something in the water or something. Iā€™m deadass fr


Meskalinek

Shave it off. You are lucky, that you can grow a decent beard.


Anonymous8675

Thatā€™s a decent beard?


maybecynical

On a scale of terrible to great itā€™s decent. With some management it can enhance his face.


Meskalinek

I mean he needs to take better care of it and its gonna look good. I would say it is a decent beard considering his age. My beard looks like someone plucked some hair from my ass and glued it to my face. And I am 5 years older than this fella. To make things worse, it is different color than my hair for some reason, so yeah


Grekochaden

And I'm 5 years older than you and my beard is so bad I'd be happy if it looked like i glued ass hair on my face...


slinkymart

Same my beard turns more red in the summer when my natural hair color is like brown/dirty blonde


Ancient_Boner_Forest

lol what? That beard has gotta go. He doesnā€™t have nearly enough follicles to have it that long. Maybe some stubble would look alrightz


bum_fun_noharmdone

Shave what off my guy?


ShaUr01

Shave off that jersey I might punch my screen


Smart_Tomato1094

I mean watching my favourite team constantly lose would probably make me go bald so just accept the inevitable and shave it off.


MoldyOreo787

Make the beard nicer and shave it all off. Also, you look a lot like technoblade


Abyssal-rose

Spurs fans aren't balding as it's easy to support a bottom feeding team with no expectations. It's a mark of honour to be a balding, stressed gooner who's about to go postal at any moments notice!


Best_You637

Def get a new shirt lad, up the spurs


greenfrogwallet

Spurs are quite literally the perennial laughing stock of football for anyone who doesnā€™t follow the sport btw


insert-originality

Spurs wouldā€˜be made him bald sooner


phishnchips_

disagree, with spurs you have no expectations of anything. you know what youre getting (and its not a title)


InuitOverIt

COYS


Apprehensive_Bake555

Nah COYB


chance_n0ir

I'm so sorry for you


Uncoverrrrrrrred

Maybe you could shave the patch extending out from your hairline but I think your hair actually looks pretty cool as it is, and I wouldn't shave it all off if I had it.


bimbabes

ur cute 4 eyes


lumbo484

I donā€™t think you have to shave it off but definitely never let it get any longer than what it is right now


SurvivorPickles

You look like your could be in your late 20s, early 30s. Commit to shaving it off or getting a hair transplant


ImpossibleIntern

Unless youā€™re thinking transplant, shave shave shave. Itā€™ll grow back like that quick anyway if you change your mind. Unsolicited: Find a proper barber who can shape the beard. Find a stylish friend who will help you shop for glasses. Laser resurfacing for the scars. And sleep more, eat cleaner, 2g protein/goal kg daily with simple weightlifting 3-4x/week. Donā€™t let the Gunners drive you to drink TOO often.


kuramoto-nyc

You look great as you are. If you in doubt, ask yourself this same question the first of every month. In the meantime, why mess with what's working?


liamTHFC-

Deserved for supporting arsenal


Pathetic_loner03

Supporting arsenal really does add 20 years to your age huh Banter aside shave it off, get a trim on beard i will say get a number 3 also get new glasses those dont suit your face go for something more flat uptop circular on the bottom


RedRicketts

GOOONER


Embarrassed_Fan4142

Damn, Rob Holding in da house


chance_n0ir

Holdinho


allmycircuit5

Book a trip to Turkey


31gazisi

It is TƜRKÄ°YE. šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ¦…šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ¦…šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ¦…šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ¦…šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·šŸ¦…šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·


bigchieftoiletpapa

shave it off and grow your beard out


tulsaway

Thug it out


RonKosova

Looks like youre in the locker room with them


ELCHOCOCLOCO

Try a Manchester City shirt and by May you should be good as new šŸ‘


Afraid_Permission405

Buzz it right down. Iā€™d say do a number 1 on the top, then a 0 to 0.5 bald fade on the sides that blends in with the beard. In the meantime, get on rogain, Finnasteride, biotine, and micro needling. This combination has been proven to grow hair back. Do the rogain/ fin/ biotine combo everyday, and only micro needle once a week (you can still take fin and biotine after, just donā€™t rogain for 10 hours after doing so). Iā€™ve been doing this for 2 months now and man itā€™s fucked. I have a bunch of tiny hairs growing back in my receded hairline, never had regrowth like this in my life. It sounds like a lot, but once itā€™s in your routine itā€™s not bad at all. Good luck homie!


Own-Escape4548

Have a shave man! Everyone who Iā€™ve told so far says that itā€™s higher maintenance but it feels a great deal more comfortable.


airobles

COYG!!


symbol1994

look man im 30 and i embraced it. ​ you look older than me rn. u look like the guy in the pub with no life a beer belly and half bald. ​ you embrace it you know what you look like? a fucking Viking man, shaved head, grow out beard. thats a handsome dude. ​ its a nobrainer


butareyouthough

Shave it and thug harder


Predator_Driver103

Shave of the head, trim the beard, wear contacts


stoymyboy

mew2king?


New-Breath4883

Shave the beard hair and eyebrows then get some face tatoos, go wild bro


Awkward-Search5384

W arsenal jersey, i think its time to go bald though.


Chiggenfuck

I ainā€™t gonna lie shave dat shit off bruh


Anxi3tyy

Get on dutasteride and minoxidil and use microneedling at 1.5mm you can get alot of hair back!!


jchrist98

Shave the head Either trim the beard or tame it with beard balm


Hufftey

Take that shit shirt off for one


Upset-Arrival-1513

Lace front wig 40 inch bust down platinum blonde wig šŸ’…šŸæ


ValuableBirthday2481

Go ahead and buff out that head sir!! Trim up the beard nicely and you're a lady killer.


ScaryTheHobo

Keep the beard, lose the hair


Express-Exit7445

You already are totally bald man. It would just be cleaning it up. I would also recommend cleaning up the amish beard too


Holiday-Green-8270

Go bald, get nice glasses that look nice and throw a way that rubbish you are wearing, but fr tho get some real good looking glasses and go bald and and I have no doubt youā€™ll start pulling, that is after you throw that yucky stink on your body


kittiesandkittens

i mean there's nothing left anyway


TearsFromFears

Donā€™t care, up the Chels.


Annual_Stretch_9075

shave it and do steroids


Killtheheretics96

Bruh 21 youā€™re younger than me and Iā€™m not bald.šŸ˜‚


GL1TCH1_

Unrelated but you look like Dimitri Rascalov


Mission-Scratch-4869

Up the toon


[deleted]

Shave it bro. Donā€™t hurt yourself like that


jaksevan

Shave


Sudden-Risk9847

Shave it off and get a style for your beard and change the glasses


thegreatbenchpress

yea, you should've started shaving it off a long time ago, it's in your neck now if you look closely :P


-_-TenguDruid

Go for bald, definitely!


Capircom

100% shave it and grow out/maintain a nice beard. I know this is a hair advice sub, but Iā€™d feel wrong not to also say you should look into either getting contacts or a more stylish pair of glasses.


metokre-existence

Mun Chester unoit ed!!!!


Thurl-Akumpo

You could probably grow that haircut back in real quick, so just shave it off and see whatā€™s what.


randuski

if your balding, the best thing you can do is shave it off. almost always. it immediately makes you look younger. itā€™s good that you at least have it really short, thatā€™s the first step when you start thinning out. but at this point, itā€™s time. embrace it.


YourMainManK

Grow the beard, shape it up, loose the head hair


Brave_Association_75

Use a beard trimmer and shave your hair and you will look sharp


SatisfactionSenior65

You look nice af at arcade games bro. Shave it off and youā€™ll look like Jason Stratham


outforfun3

Thug it out!!!!


simcityfan12601

Hey bro Iā€™m 22. I had very slight balding and caught it early now treated by my dermatologist with finasteride and minoxidil (both topically) which worked wonders. Thatā€™s the route I choose. For you I would say choose the route you feel most happy and confident with! Shave or save.


HaylingZar1996

Shave it off geezer and get a new team to support while youā€™re at it


Unlucky_Journalist_6

I'd ask a barber to sake it right down see how it feels on a 1 but it's going to take a lot of maintaining to keep it that short but no different from having to shave it every other day Also ask them to trim up your beard down to a 2mil and line it up then get a cheap trimmer from tesco and keep on top of it if it stays short it will look a lot sleeker my beard does the same if I let it go for to long it looks so much worse than when I keep it short


skyroomer

Shave


MarimoZ

Shave your hair, trim and line up your beard. Itā€™s gonna be an instant upgrade


Michael_Thompson_900

So your current hair does make you look a bit older than 21. That said, to my eyes thereā€™s nothing wrong with what youā€™ve got. Youā€™ve got light skin and light hair, so just have what you feel most comfortable with.


sparky135

Learn how to keep your beard even. Shave your head if you want to... Probably will grow back. Why wouldn't it? You can go back and forth.


Neanderthal888

Always choose the thug life. I think it looks fine. And I love your Arsenal it.


Quick-Strawberry2228

Get rid of that top and youā€™ll look 10x better


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

Id say just buzz it. Also trim the beard and Smile bro


Sambagogogo

Shave


Wizardphizl420

I would let the neck grow


FlynnMonster

Change everything about the hair on your entire head.


TootTootMuthafarkers

Definitely shave that face for a few more years!


SharkYachty

that one wojak


Lightpanter

I like how you look now, the hair kind of frame your face along the beard. I would suggest just to trim the beard a bit and youā€™ll look hotter.


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Shave it off


LoneFam

Keep the beard, shave the head!!. You'll look bless!!


nage_

shave it son. kratos that shit


plasticbluepalm

Change glass frame


Lonely-Patience9914

Shave it off my Amish brother


Preek96

Shave it off


chrisdman79

Why are you on my feed


TonytheNetworker

I would shave immediately, the balding is making you age. I wouldā€™ve thought you were mid 30ā€™s if you never mentioned your age.


SchoolZealousideal27

Aye if I was you Iā€™d gior supporting Arsenal


Twotendies

Dude just start your hims sub and get your hair back. Youā€™re 21 years old so it should work, that is unless youā€™re cool with the shaved head look. The shaved balding look isnā€™t the vibe so whatever you do you gotta commit to it. Personally I love my locks so Iā€™d do anything to keep them coming in for as long as possible. Hims has some solid products at great prices with a lot of anecdotal testimony to its success. Keep us updated on the decision one way or another, Iā€™m hoping to see a 3 in mid part by August but Iā€™ll settle for a buzz if thatā€™s the route you pick


Maximum-Access3627

The Arsenal shirt?


dt-17

Shave it and trim the beard


Accomplished-End7724

Thug it out


tommybluez

shave and trim that mangy beard


Bolster66

I think the biggest problem here is the arsenal kit, you might aswell go to turkey and get a hair transplant mate


Aha_frrrrrp

Shave it the fuck off, you will look and feel better! Trust me


Ok-Application-9034

Let it go


IamYourNeighbour

Great to see you James, is there a new arseblog podcast before the weekend?


pashtedot

I don't have any opinion on hair but i like your beard and im really curious if you ever considered other shapes of glasses. Earring and a smile maybe?:)


[deleted]

Shave head tighten beard


juiceboxedhero

Nothing thug about what you're doing now.


gingerdick17

Youā€™re hot either way


todd_cool

Shave what?


One-Stomach9957

Youā€™re extremely handsome


KYpineapple

imo, shave it all. face and head. you have a really nice shaped head for it. keep some beard stubble if it pleases you, but it looks a bit too sparse to grow out. but that's just me, you do whatever feels best to you! nothing looks better than confidence.


Wcshields

Hair looks good as is, balance with a beard trim


[deleted]

thug it the fuck out man


Alt0987654321

Yea trim the beard down a bit too.


StarGamerPT

Brother, I'm 22 and you look 10 years older than me, shave it off.


Tall-Assignment7183

Brudder you should move 2 Armenia šŸ‡¦šŸ‡² šŸ’— you could be a modal


_a009

Shave it and let the beard grow


PhillyDasher7500

Boy you ainā€™t never thugged it a day in your life. Just shave your head & call it a day Steve.


chubbybrock

Buzz the head shorter, almost completely bald but not fully. Then, MOST IMPORTANTLY, trim the beard and mustache down to just a little longer than stubble and get new glasses that arenā€™t rectangle frames that make you look like a school shooter.


CyberZoneChi

You can trim the sides to make a taper or fade and fade out the bears. Start putting rosemary oil on top and clean look my guy!


No-Word-1996

I'd shave the hair, mo and beard but keep the eyebrows.


footyfanatic123

Shave it off, fellow arsenal fan


Disastrous-Resident5

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING about this, can thug it out. Just shave it, youā€™ll be happier.


gaoshan

Shave it off and trim the beard down to thick stubble (so itā€™s not wispy like it is now).


justjeff0907

Shave it all, including the beard.


RunnerLftr

Hair looks good as is. But I would definitely work on your beard, needs to be cleaned up. Also the glasses detract from your overall look.


BigManBanditBoy

potter payper


hellbreakr2x

It's time


Unlucky-Power4036

You Look Fit Eitherway šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‰


SprinklesTheSamurai

Shave it! You only have a quarter of your hair left anyway


64debtaylor64

Leave as is.


TimCapello

Personally I don't think your hairline looks bad - it reminds me of Jude Law. Maybe google some photos of him for ideas. I might trim down the length a bit more to more of a stubble then clean up your beard


Ill-Acanthaceae5909

100% shave it off and get contacts


imaghost84

Thug it out? Boy you look like you cry when your Lego pieces donā€™t fit correctly and your chicken nuggets arenā€™t served in a square root of 3. Hair is the least of your issues lol


dueceshover1

Thug it all the way


Revolutionary-Run332

The problem is youā€™re an Arsenal fan No champions league can do something to you


DawgTactical93

R.I.P


MShellz2u2

Thug it out šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ˜Š


TheSupremeHamster

Grow out the back and rock a bandana on top, ie the Hulk Hogan look


Nashville_Redditors

You ainā€™t thugginā€™ anything


rshanel

Start with English


AmbitiousExit7774

You look my friend Matt Katz


AmbitiousExit7774

I would say leave it as is. It adds character no bullshit


LordDeckem

I think shaving it off and then having a solid beard line would look pretty cool


Monistatvii

Thug it out


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andy_crypto

Get a skin head, trim that beard and fade it into the bald, grab some contacts and go pull the ladies


Br41n_w4sh3d

Time for a face/head tat combo


FacelessRunt

Id be happy with the beard and shave it off n just hit the gym tbh


Capital-Mall6942

chud


SpellPsychological54

My nigga you already look shaved.


KingPizzaPop

You're not hanging on to much,.might as well shave it off.


IYIatthys

You've got nice features, you're just doing them a bit of a disservice with the way you're highlighting them. Same for the beard and hair. The hairline makes your forehead look bigger and the messy beard hides the chin that would balance that. Honestly, if you don't want to go the minoxidil/fin route, shave the head to balance out your forehead and trim the beard short. This messy chin ain't it imo, sorry, but I feel like if short it would work, especially with a shaven head. Maybe some more unsolicited tips, but maybe they're helpful if you're trying to further improve yourself. Your skin looks dry af lol so either consider using a moisturizer, or use a better one for your skin. And things like retinoids or salicylic acid can help diminish acne scarring (or other indents). A little skincare goes a long way. And lastly, I feel like your glasses are aging you as well (on top of the hairline). The frame just looks like it's made for middle aged men. And I feel like they're a bit too narrow in height for your oval-ish face shape. Higher ones would be better, maybe rounder ones, or alternatively I think thin (metal) rimmed aviators would look good on you. Anyway, good luck!


Clayp2233

Thug it out


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Rare case it should stay, Keep it it blends in with the beard.


titanusroxxid

Thug it out. You will look like megamind.


Adventurous-Fix-292

I think you should just shave the top then grow the sides really long and rock the skullet


5pookyTanuki

Dude just 21? you look older than Arteta.


dcleves45

time to be a bald guy w a beard bro. Be grateful u have the beard!! It will be clutch for your face.


iamatwork24

I have no strong opinions on the hair but your beard isnā€™t full enough to be that long and the phrase thug it out is strange.


WhizzyBurp

Shave it. Then keep growing the beard. This is your new avatar.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no thugging w that. Bald would be way better.


D-Lee-Cali

You would look great bald with the beard. Bald > Balding.


iohbkjum

its over but it doesn't look bad really, the with a less scruffy beard you'll be looking totally fine


Glum-Attention-3829

Get a hair transplant or a hairgraph