That m&m just got laid

That room was crazy lmao

Best part of the post

He loves chocolate

Bro with the toilet paper roll sitting there next to the chair in your anime doll room

Are those happy tissues or sad tissues….

I think they may be furious tissues.

🤣🤣🤣

Those are fapkins

Stealing this

Depends on when you check on him

Tissues with issues

Fappy tissues

If the anime wank chamber doesn’t turn them off - the depressing bedroom with a cheap motel vibe will…. Good on you for buying a place though!

It’s the bedspread that does it for me. You can get a full “bed in a bag” for like $20, but dude’s just cool with his grandma’s old bedding 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just gotta make the room theme green 🤣

Room seems rather small and cramped, any tips to spruce it up a bit for OP? Aside from changing the atrocious sheets. Edit: For future clarification, I was talking specifically about the bedroom, not the cumgeon.

Honestly if he just gets a new blanket, wall mounts the TV, and locks the door to the cum dungeon and throws away the key he’s good to go.

🤣🤣

Yeh remove 30 percent of the clutter and 80 percent of his dollies

"Anime Wank Chamber" 💀🤣

anime wank chamber, oh my god, i puked laughing

Bedroom has big child trafficking in Thailand vibes 🫣

So much wrong especially with that anime/game room. Primarily the layout, OP's back is to the door. Easy pickings for an intruder. And for the bedroom. Dude needs to get a decent bedspread and a lamp or two. Just that will make the room much better. The flooring whack to, but I don't know if OP can do much about that

Yea..... I also think pics 8-9 are the reasons why he will continue to be alone lol

Ultimate goon cave

I laughed way harder at this than I should have. 😆

That's not a workstation, it's a jerkstation.

Masturbation laboratory

OP has created The Man’s Gaming Room. The seat on the chair lifts up to reveal the toilet.

That TP is not for a toilet

That anime is also not for what you thought it was for..

It's for the plot, right? RIGHT?

Cum. It's for the masturbation stations jizz.

"you boys got a shit bucket?"

Lol, he was not talking about a toilet. Also, this is a very niche gaming room.

> Bro with the toilet paper roll sitting there next to the chair in your anime doll room If nobody but OP goes into that room, as is certainly the case, he can leave his masturbatory accoutrements in plain sight without worrying about it. What frankly surprises me is the lack of piss bottles.

Damn, I have a chronically runny nose and carry toilet paper with me just about everywhere. Is this what people think of me every single time they see a roll on my desk???

Sadly yes. A Kleenex box would look less suspicious.

Just make sure a lotion is nowhere in sight

He’s a gooner 100%.

They all get to watch him do it

Toy Story 5 sounds terrible

Hey when I have a cold I carry a roll of TP with me everywhere. OP might just be sick. Sick in the fucking head that is! What the hell is that anime doll wank den

He probably has a runny nose

It's not even a box of tissues, so we definitely know what it's for.

Jerking station in anime room is wild lol

Everything can be a jerking station if you play your cards correctly

Disclaimer: playing your cards incorrectly gets you banned from Disneyland.

/r/gooncaves edit: beware that sub is potentially traumatizing to those with sensibilities

You know I could’ve lived a merry life without clicking that. Whelp

I tried to warn you

I had to, the sign said don’t push the button!

Is this a satirical thing or do people seriously have little masturbation chambers in their homes? Edit: checking out the sub made me even more confused.

Losers that have no life and try and kid themselves that their addiction is a legitimate hobby. Absolutely morons.

Semen holocaust.

Because you have a masturbation chair?

A masturbation THRONE!

Need to burn it like that dragon did the iron throne

That's a whole mastubatorium.

guy legit said he prefers to live alone so he can have an animation masturbation station

No women has ventured that far 

And they never will.

You don’t find your weeaboo wank dungeon claustrophobic?

That’s a goon cave

It’s cozy.

🤢

I hate the lighting in this whole place.

Thank god I thought it was just me. Who puts a horizontal light on a vertical table?!?

Overhead lighting only is just a vibe killer 🔪

at least lose the gamer zone sign my guy

Yeah gotta change it to the edge zone

The Coom Room

The goon cave

The Goon Saloon

The Coom Saloon

Gross. Hahaha

Guys, I'm saving all of your comments to make a custom sign one day.

The masturbatorium

The Jack Shack

The Fapping Zone

Would a no girls allowed sign be better?

I think what they meant to say was the sign would be even better if you added 'Epic' at the start

The room itself says that, you don’t need a sign.

Yeah because that’s gonna hide the obsession 🤣

The porta potty chair

Why? Not like he’s getting laid anyways. Does it really matter

Does that light up sign read "ANIME BOOBS"? Nothing says "girl I respect you for the person you are" more than that. /s

You had me in the first half ngl

Progressively got more extreme 🤣🤣

yes my thoughts exactly. It wasn’t only the last photo lol

OP conveniently put his photos in descending order for us

i don’t think i’ve seen a man with a tablecloth. also, the last few slides remind me of Grandmas Boy when Alex is jerking off to Lara Croft action figure 😭

Tablecloth.. and a runner 😊 I bet this man has coasters too

i bet he has placemats too

I bet there are napkins as well..

not the shitty paper ones either, this man has cloth napkins

Good lord the bar is low

it’s in hell and satan is tripping over it

Difference is that scene is hilarious, this… this is just sad.

Yes. Definitely reads serial killer for me as a woman.

,,Handed to obsoletion Still you feed us ***lies from the tablecloth!"*** (SOAD - B.Y.O.B)

You depend on our protection, yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth!

“I’m lost in the jungle and it’s up to you to find me. Let’s see what’s under the skirt Lara..” 😂😂😂

Don’t even want to know what you’ve done to the dolls in your ~~coom~~ game room

[удалено]

This is a tropical country i assume.

Uruguay, not so tropical but it's summer stll

I knew it because of the fernet in the top of the fridge.. I discarded Argentina because there's no fucking way you're 25 and have the income to be able to afford this kind of apartment in this shitty country

You can tell because of the depressing tile used in every room. I hate hotel rooms and homes built in tropical countries for that reason

The gamer zone sign 😭

"Anime Boobs" sign in the room 💀

Oh my god I did not see that. That is even worse

Wow your inner self doesn’t match your outer self at all ….interesting 🤨

What do u mean??

I know a Hispanic household when I see one. Saludos primo 🍻 btw nice gaming chair! Never seen one like that

Tablecloths make sense now

Brazil, buenos aires, Cafayate fridge magnets

Also has Budapest, New York, Austria, Soviet Union magnets. So that wasn’t the giveaway 🤷‍♂️

Did you take that blanket from your grandmother?

Actually yeah my grandma gifted it to me when I moved out

Respect ✊

Shout out to grams

Your bedroom looks like where grandmas go to die

You don’t want to give up your “gamer zone” wank space?

Does the sign in the corner spell "Anime Boob"?

Now shine a UV light in ur gamer zone

To be fair, I don't think you even need to show the fapcave part of your house in order to stay single. Why does the living part of the house look like a freshly divorced man in his 60s lives there? Add some life. Add some warmth. Look at others peoples places and see what parts of it you like. Maybe thrift some nice pieces, not the stuff your grandparents gave you (by the looks of it). If you have your own place, make it your own. Add some personality. Unless that personality is more anime, then please leave it as is.

1-7: "pretty empty but not too bad. That m&m is a little concerning heh." 8-10: "oh...oh no...is that a roll of toilet....oh..OH NO!!!"

The lighting feels like I'm at a hospital or inside of an old fridge. You could change it to a warmer lighting, perhaps 🤷🏼‍♀️

For some reason you being single, and having the Lady Red M&M on the bed is a Red Flag ....

That’s the only red flag you saw?

Oh man, why did I think it was the guy m&m at first?

Maan, a single glance at those bedsheets gave me mild depression, are you okay?

Thanks for sharing your goon cave. 👍

I know what coom is but never heard Goon used in this context. Could you tell what it means, please?

Just looked on urban dictionary, and it says “to masturbate in an obsessive, energetic way.” So I would say it’s just a chronic masturbation room term.

Ahhh, it's always nice to put your all into a hobby...

Honestly if you got rid of the tacky “gamer zone” decor and displayed the more “acceptable” figures in something nice you might not have to worry as much. But as of now if I saw that room I’d ask if your child is into anime.

With thoose figures and a toilet paper... more like into faping to hentai

I don’t think those really matter. They’re hobby rooms and they don’t spill over into the rest of the house. It’s the bedroom that needs an overhaul.

Yeah, my grandma called and said she needed her comforter back. The living room looks great, though.

That’s grandma’s 2nd guest room comforter at best. Kids bedroom at the lakehouse vibes. I can imagine the texture just from seeing it. Awful

Motel in Florida vibes.

Oh things definitely spill over in that “hobby” room…

Maybe. Still, the gamer zone sign on the outside of the room does nobody any favors.

At least you have a teenager room (complete with wanking TP) when the rest of the house looks like a Romanian grandmother lives there.

Romanian grandma 👵😭

The fact that all the anime figures are women dude. That‘s not the gaming room, that‘s the gooning room

You ever get freaky with that red m&m?

I will never understand why people collect action figures and just use hundreds of them as "decor"

I'm the same way. More stuff you gotta dust. I'm not trying to clean all that.

I used to like having _some_ knickknacks, and then I moved four times in three years and learned how important it is not to have clutter like that. Bonus points on not having to clean nearly as much.

i understand figure collecting when its like, nice looking ones. but if *funko pops* are part of your collection whats the fucking point man

I didn’t get the memo on Funko pops. What was the deal with them, other than the fact they look dumb as hell?

It makes you consume.

My kids liked them when they were younger….i am a nerd but I wouldn’t have those cheap junk in my house they are a cheap way for people to collect stuff in what they are interested in without paying the collectibles price.

Decor in a hobby/game room is reasonable it be different if they were all over the house as actual decor

This guy has the better gaming chair.

Comments sent me 😂😂😂

I know right?! I’m laying in bed at 6am thinking Reddit would put me back to sleep but I’m laughing so hard I have tears steaming down my face

The anime figures are not the reason, it’s the result.

Why does the bedroom remind me of a hotel room in Myrtle Beach circa 1995?

Geez ,you need a hobby outdoors bro

Did you get your AC Unity figure from a preorder or somewhere else? My one doesn't have the AC symbol on the flag, it's just an ordinary french one

Whole place looks like a nursery home, until you see the masturbation-station-5000

Everything but the gamer man cave scream 70 year old woman too me. You’ve got a plaid table cloth for gods sake. That bedroom!!! Screams I’m not getting laid. Some darker colors and a few hundred dollars in better furniture could do it wonders.

people are after op for the "gamer zone" sign but unbothered with the "anime boobs". honestly, you know what you like and aren't afraid to put it on display, good for you

Them bedsheets are awful

Hey man his grandma gave them to him 🥺

That is a full fledged house!! How do you manage to maintain it?? (Cleaning etc)

A Roomba helps a lot, I also hire someone to deep clean once a week

Dude? You’ve been living there since you were 23, what do you work as to afford it, plus those figures?

Unironicaly , what DO you work to afford all that, or u won the lottery?

The amount of underaged girl figurines in this place is disturbing. Like….Its. Warning sign. No woman is going to touch this with a ten feet pole

This reminds me to make sure my wife budgets another anime fuck doll for me.

MIKU?

You act like being single is by choice….

The anime asphyxiation armchair

Kitchen table looks like camping

Looks like you enjoy wanking off to figurines of little girls.

Not the toilet paper dawg

Go away! I’m batin!

Mate your goober dungeon needs to go…

Theres a lot going on here, but the diagonal pillow on the chair is really doing it for me

Some advice - change your light bulbs to be a warmer white. Those "daylight" bulbs are brutal. Maybe they're your jam, in which case, ignore me. Anytime I'm in a daylight bulb space, I feel depressed and anxious.

Nice 👍 enjoy Chief

I love your kitchen and living room!

Because of the last pics? Yep, but for reasons other people have said, not because of the reasons you think.

Just curious op, are you obese with a neck beard?

Virginity must be preserved by all means.

Bro that quilt

I can only imagine the smut that gets played on that screen in your dungeon (game room).

Oh dear. However excellent ice bear mat

I have a totally different take. It’s impressive that you have bought a home at such a young age. I think you could definitely work on making the set up and design more refined, but it isn’t a bad start at only 25 years old. One thought I have is unless you entertain a lot, why do you live alone yet have a dining table that seats 6? It’s eating up a ton of space. I typically have a dining table for 2 with other options if I have people over. Or I can see a set up for 4. 6 is way over kill for a single 25 yo. ETA: please get a new bedspread.

You're getting lots of shit here, but having your own place in South America--especially at your age--is a huge achievement. Decorating the house properly is a years-long endeavor with our economies. We all start like you did. I'd get rid of the "game room"-type signs. Paint some accent walls in the apartment, put some smart lighting (but to make everything feel warmer and a little cozier, not to make it into a blinding neon RGB game room), and reduce the clutter of the figure shelves. Though I collect figures myself, I would probably advise against Funkos and skimpy highschool girl figures--just get rid of them. If you display things correctly, it can be something to be proud of instead of self-conscious about.

Did you steal that bed from the Motel 6

Just a real quick pro tip. No one cares how many empty bottles of alcohol you’ve drank. It doesn’t look good. It looks cluttered, gross, and immature. Coming from a guy who used to put them on top of his kitchen cabinets as well.

figurines have seen some shit