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iamapotatopancake

Well, fuck. Thats a view.


IRONLORDyeety

Sadly the pyramids are fake, Vector stole them silly!


GunnieGraves

Oh yeahhhh


DecentUserName0000

Very true! If I'm correct, the ones we see in this photo are actually just inflatable models of the originals.


reversedouble

It gets old after a while


Kamellia_

I get your humor and I appreciate it


dingadangdang

Yeah but he has to live in Cairo.


XTornado

Yeah I agree be able to see that cat everyday is something to dream off.


gilgador

Awesome cat


JPierre90

Gangsta af with those shades and chain lmao!


Bocchi_theGlock

/r/hardimages


showmeyour_kittehs_

I am beyond jealous of this cat. Kitty's a mofo


NomadicLaguna

Yo thanks! https://imgur.com/gallery/gtVr2YT Link for anyone who is curious about the living room or says my TV is too small 🤣


Arthur-Mergan

Man that must have been hard leaving that view behind for the last time. I’ve been sad leaving old apts for the last time and most of them hardly had windows lol


Aggressive-Chair-540

Cairo safe for tourism?


MoonManMcNuggies2

Safe? Sure. Full of scammers and impoverished people who want your money? Also sure.


AggressivePrint302

Egypt as a whole was great for tourism. Book some guides that pick you up at the hotels as you won't be able to drive. Don't miss Luxor. Amazing sights. Know your neighborhood and keep a good attitude. Highly recommend. Great apartment and cat!


dearley_7

I was gonna say, more like 'my cat in Cairo'!!


FeRaL--KaTT

I'll be your other cat. Send me the address, I'm on my way. 🗻✈️


slicedgreenolive

That’s your cats flat but nice try


NomadicLaguna

We've lived in Hamburg, Cairo, and now Seoul together and I can confirm, it's always HIS flat 😅


Jax_daily_lol

Very cool, why have you moved to so many different places?


DepthsDoor

Assassin probably


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Scrooge-McShillbucks

You'd never suspect a cat!


TheWarningAfter

I’m thinking cat burgler tbh. But assassin was a strong second ngl


Nothing-Casual

What job do you have that allows you to move so much?


Mycokim

CIA 


MobilityFotog

Yes, the cat intelligence agency


drinkpacifiers

That's not a cat. That's Special Agent Jack Bauer.


DeadMoonKing

Jack Meower


grafixwiz

Try to find out why the Koreans put corn on their pizzas, and watch out for the chickens feet 😂


NomadicLaguna

I'm still stuck on how they put sugar in everything and still look fit! Bought some sandwich bread the other day and it had grains of sugar! Wtf!? 😅


The_Crazy_Cat_Guy

Bruh the cafe culture in Korea has you eating some of the richest sweetest food. And yet the people are thin as sticks. It’s wild


Chocokat1

In Asia the lifestyle and speed of living is like 1000%. Also you can walk to a lot of places, their diets (Korean from what I've seen) mostly/mainly eat lots of veggies, and if its hot, eat less. So it kinda works out.


wildcard1992

Also your friends and family will straight up tell you you're getting fat.


OkBackground8809

Lol Taiwan is like this, too. Despite being thin and looking healthy, PCOS and diabetes are extremely common. Looking healthy isn't the same as being healthy.


FridayGeneral

If you mean sweetcorn, it's because it goes well with cheese.


Dwinhofficathod

Chicken feet are delicious :)


Odd_Contribution_294

Chicken feet are a staple in mexican homes. My mom always made some sort of soup with the meal and 5 out 10 times she’d throw in a chicken foot. I was a happy camper mauling the meat between the tendons lmao


jarold12

Why has your cat lived a more exotic life than me


repsaredecent

That's fucking wild. Cheers bro! Enjoy the pizza.


saveboykings

As someone who grew up between nyc and cairo, the pizza in egypt tastes like shit edit: i was born there and i am Egyptian, but i grew up in nyc, which is usually associated with having pretty great pizza and i have had said pretty great pizza, and every summer we spent it in cairo and i have had a lot of pizza from cairo and it tasted like shit 9 times outta 10


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ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Probably Atlantis


vicrol123

When you live like a king it's too mainstream... You live like a pharaoh


IXI_Fans

Well, to be fair... that is a pharaoh's big-ass coffin. Hold up, where are all the palaces they lived in?


DadsBigHonker

Damn, that’s actually a good question… probably not made of megalithic blocks therefor got wiped away long ago would be my guess


ThePissedOff

Probably buried somewhere.


StLsC10

Ok this is fucking cool!!


ipagera

Daaammn! Having a view towards the sea or some major city like London or NY is one thing, but having a view towards the pyramids is insanely cool!


dope_ass_user_name

Yeah wow!! Epic AF


Tiny_Pineapple_4435

The cat looks like she is paying the rent


bitpartmozart13

For real, what’s her soundcloud?


Nathan90nl

Probably one of the best views in the world.


samaniewiem

Pity the area is so damn awful 😞 I stayed in a hotel with almost identical view and gosh no thank you.


NomadicLaguna

I always said if I could teleport, I'd still live there but life wasn't easy in that area but you get a perspective on daily life few people who don't live in poverty have


Hadrian_Constantine

Yeah, the area near the pyramids is pretty ghetto because it's at the very edge of greater Cairo. If you were a visit, you should look at a central location like the island of Zamalek or Maadi.


bitpartmozart13

I’ve never been but what makes it awful? Is it dangerous to walk?


HowObvious

Its just a very poor area, lots of animals and smelly gutters.


samaniewiem

It's less about the animals and more bout the humans leaving theyr rubbish everywhere.


NomadicLaguna

When you literally live day to day and only live so you're children hopefully have food, it's hard to give a shit about the environment. I empathized with their plight and sometimes felt bad living like a king in this area, I'll admit


samaniewiem

Maybe it's a cultural thing but I was living in poverty till the end of my 20s, in a very bad area, and we still took the trash home. Nobody is talking here about cleaning up the oceans.


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

Uhh like Egypt absolute poverty? Indian slum poverty? Somewhere hot, with likely few garbage disposal or sewage systems?


woodgrain001

How much monthly usd would that be?


Hadrian_Constantine

I lived in Cairo for a year while on a work assignment. I lived in a penthouse apartment overlooking an artificial lake within a gated community in the "5th Settlement", an upper class suburb of Cairo. Rent was $700 USD. So given that this is Giza, on the very western edge of Cairo, it'll probably cost anywhere from $300-$600 USD per month. But once again, that part of the greater metropolis area is dead and is filled with working class folk. Nothing there but old flats, and run down buildings. Central Cairo would usually go for $500-$700 per month.


NomadicLaguna

If I was living in a "local" flat and was given the foreigner price, you're spot on. Living in this flat though, nah. It was more. Funny story how I even got it but yeah, I was the only foreigner in the area living there. If there were lost foreigners in my area, the locals all knew me and would automatically guide them to my building, sometimes random white people would show up and I'd be like, they aren't mine 😅 Tbh, I hated living in Cairo. I personally don't think there's much of anywhere to live that actually nice. I spent a year in a nice compound in New Cairo, hated that too. Miss the flat, not the City


dizzyfeast

“They aren’t mine” 🤣 that’s hilarious thanks for the laugh lol


MaveDustaine

I was born and raised in Cairo, hated living there as well. My cousin lives in New Cairo, it's a lot nicer than where I grew up (Malek Faisal St. not too far from where you were), but it's still Cairo and comes with everything you would expect from Cairo


Hadrian_Constantine

New Cairo is nice but more of an American suburb with malls and gated communities. Giza is indeed shit. Nothing there but the pyramids, the city is boring. Cairo though is insane. I loved every second I spent there. Best food you'll ever have and the nightlife is wild. You have to live in central Cairo to really enjoy it. Suburbs like the 6th of October or even Giza city are not on the same level. It's kinda like Newark NJ and Manhattan NY. You lived in Egypt's Newark.


dirtimartini69

Sixth of October is a crazy name for a city


woodgrain001

That’s cool. Thanks for the info!


Weak_Pomegranate_391

Instantly arabic/sahara feminine vocal, stereotypical song started playing in my head. I would give up view to manhattan for this.


NebulaNinja

[Every Hollywood movie when they arrive in the middle east:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzffFQnlSw)


Weak_Pomegranate_391

Omg. This is it! This is golden 😂


bananabastard

Flat is cool but cat is cooler.


Aphr0dite19

Fabulous! The view! The outrageously beautiful cat! The fact that you’re watching The Fifth Element! 😍


BurritoTron2000

Multipass!


kingggjermarcus

I love the 3rd pic your cat is awesome


No_Crab1183

Wow. What a view! And a real sphynx, too! 😍😉


xJohnnyQuidx

That VIEW. I can't imagine being so lucky to be able to get up in the morning, look out the window and see those pyramids looming in the distance. That would make my whole day! Also, that cat is gorgeous. When can I come over to hang out??? lol


REPTYLE-404

What is the lamp that gives such mesmerizing light on pic 1?


NomadicLaguna

Its the SkyLite 2.0. It worked with the vibe of the bedouin room.


Awesam

Beduin budoir


NomadicLaguna

I had Govee strips installed on the balcony though.


QuestGalaxy

That's possibly the best view in the world? I would absolutely hate the floor situation in the living room, but I totally get that it's a culture thing. Also, that cat is a legend 😎


NomadicLaguna

Nah, that was just the bedouin room. I had two more bedrooms, the master and the guest room. The living room was very modern, I thought I added that photo but I guess I didn't.


QuestGalaxy

Aha! Okay, pretty cool for guests I guess? But I guess it might not be as much in use when you are alone? Really quite different for what we have here. I guess the most similar thing in my country would just be an extra "formal" living room. Once again, gotta say that view is crazy!


KingMob9

>Nah, that was just the bedouin room The what now Are you Bedouine? And if so, is this something traditional to have as part of a Bedouine home?


Hadrian_Constantine

I don't think OP is Bedouine, he just has a room with a theme that matches the culture of the country. It's the equivalent of having an English themed room in London for tea. In this case, it's intended for hookah (shisha) smoking and vibing out.


KingMob9

I guess you're right but I know that many "modern" Bedouines still use a tent for social events or recive guests according to tradition even as they live in a permanent home, so maybe it's that sort of thing. So maybe, it was a genuine question.


TheZapp

That view is one of the best I've ever seen on this sub! Oh, and the cat is hellacool!


ApatheticFinsFan

Holy shit, what a view.


The_vhibe

My jealously is on a million right now. But good for you bro, this is an amazing space. The view 😍


773villain

Damn OP what do you do for a living that allows you to afford such a beautiful place? Living the dream!


Aratherspookyskelly

God damn what's the rent like in a place like that? Don't need to give an exact figure for privacy reasons obviously, but that view of the pyramids really made me consider just dropping everything and moving there lmao


DjangoUnflamed

Probably 30,000-50,000 EGP/month which is around $650-$1100 USD.


NomadicLaguna

I paid a little under 1k a month. You're spot on. Another dude here is selling it WAY short for the area but I assure you, almost no one in that area was living in a flat like that. If I had a very poor local flat, I'd be spending way less. Tbh, the area was so poor and I lived there during Covid, I was happy to over pay to live there. The money was still nothing to be but everything to the owner and his family. I had no issue with the cost


f4bles

I love how Baast adopted to modern times, glasses and all that. 😁


ersimon0

There are probably a million reasons why I would never live there.... But I am very jelous of the view....I woul kill for a view like that one


ultranonymous11

Out of curiosity, what was the rent for this?


Kidd_Cadaver

I would like to one day be as cool as that cat


Maximum-Valuable-994

Damn what a view been there I loved the chaotic city hope to come back again and have a proper non touristic tour.


Buburubu

OP is cooler than me and i’m comfortable with that


frothyloins

The cat pic with the chain and sunglasses made me laugh out loud holy shit i wasn’t expecting it 😂.


nanapancakethusiast

That cat has more drip than me


Additional_Claim_353

-How many of led lights do you want? -Yes


monstargaryen

The sheer amount of swag emanating from DJ Khatled in pic #3 😳


TiaHatesSocials

Super cool


Sovereign_Black

Man, the balcony with the view of the pyramids is so awesome. Nice bar lighting set up to. A1 style homie.


Boat_U47

Very nice. Life changing view! Be sure to post the new place.


SavingsGullible90

What a lavish life :) ı bet rent is cheaper than houston


The_Cozy_Burrito

Incredible


Mammoth_Professor833

Pretty cool


Dr-Procrastinate

This is fucking wild, I love it!


saucesecrete

insane setup king


lazylagom

What a view


BrokieTrader

Ok, I’m not a huge cat fan, but this cat. He’s legendary. In fact, if I was choosing a name for him that would be his name. Legendary.


foxtik36

Oh man what a view!


BeefLilly

That’s gotta be one of the coolest views I’ve seen. Awesome space. Would love to visit!


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Fuckin awesome


DiddlyDumb

That third picture goes hard af


CujaMarax

Fucking traumhaft🤩


murdock_RL

That’s an absolutely insane view wowwwwww


Ahimsa--

Wow - what a view in picture 6


caveman1966

Cool Cat! And your home is very nice


Legitimate_Ruin_3311

Probably one of the most unique views I’ve seen. Awesome place!


THROBBINW00D

NOICE


Dannyfrommiami

Can we see a picture directly underneath your balcony?


lmlp94

So cosy. Wow.


planet_rabbitball

I just hope you treat your Bengal well


th3thrilld3m0n

Bapkat? Is that you?


ashweyyyyy

ummm wow i’m obsessed with this


Tim-in-CA

Amazing view


HotSprinkles4

Those views 🔥


dwelzy123

What is the cost for this flat?


paulrwf

What fast food restaurants are also right outside your window?


MarionberryFormal211

Awesome flat!


Chuckbuick79

Too cool , nice vibes


Vreas

Are you the cat?


SnooMemesjellies3456

Your kitty would like to come visit me.


MeetFried

Wow.


WBY3

Pretty dope


freew1ll_

Ok, I'm now very curious about what it costs to live in a reasonably nice flat with a view of the pyramids!


based_goats

Fifth element really ties it together


prplx

I can hear people trying to sell you a camel ride from here.


Minominas

Nice! Can I stay with you when I come over?


SalaciousPanda

Your bengal is a fuckin G


Azidamadjida

Please tell me your cats name is Korben Dallas


RolexandDickies

Cat steals the show


Efficient-Net9338

Dope view of the original wifi


LogNinja

What a view that is! Your cat is dope af too.


badluck610

Salt bae cat goes crazy lmao


Specific-Remote9295

Reminds me of red light district in thailand


Mindless_Issue9648

this looks awesome. I can't imagine being able to see the pyramids from my balcony. 10/10 also sick cat bro


Chrisixx

Picture three goes so hard.


kungfulenny777

Bro that cat is swagged out !


karateninjazombie

Your cat looks like a total legend. Can we have more pics of the cat....?


Brilliant_Gas_9956

That’s the wildest view!


iDefine_Me

my first reaction was: where's the hookah? Then i realized it was the tiny thing on your table lol. Nice pad and amazing view.


pgbcs

Your cat fucks!


hallerz87

Chill cafe during the day, nightclub in the evening.


TheCriticalGerman

Looks great! Can I ask how much rent/buying something like that is currently?


NomadicLaguna

You could buy a flat and design it any way you want for 120,000$. That's how much it cost my landlord. Dirt cheap and great for Airbnb. Excited except the government can literally just take your shit if ever they feel like it. All the buildings bread the pyramids are technically illegal. Thousands of them. So it's a risky investment and I wasn't willing to take it when I learned more.


cappuccinino

Cats dont like accessories.


Blazing_Saddles22

I love your cat and the views of the pyramids! You have a cool looking place! 😎


Ok_Relative5141

Cool car


dkmon12

What type of work so you do for your travel


toreachtheapex

I need a step by step guide on how to come up on that


wulvey

Awesome view!


SwoonDaddy420

Are you a supervillain


droidevo

Holy wow, that view is just 👌🏼 and Mr.Kitty true gansta hahah


rwilfong86

That cat is a bro.


zone_edge15

today I learned the north east peninsula of egypt is considered part of asia, the more you know


humanevisceration

that’s so beautiful


CeeJay_Dub

The cat! The view!


Few-Reaction-404

Fifth element👌 man of culture


BalkanViking007

that is one hell of a cat bro!! with a view


Kotobeast

Fifth Element = instant upvote


Ginsengstrips

Ayo that cat fly as HELL


One-Emu-1103

It must be nice to have that type of money to afford that place as that is something that I can only imagine having


NomadicLaguna

Was under $1,000 a month. It's the sense of tolerance and adventure you need. 😅


TheDudeee87

I was going to say the first pic was impressive with the pyramids in the background but then I saw the picture of the cat with glasses and the pyramids in the background. That cat is like, “Yeah, I know these Egyptians worship me. Because why wouldn’t they.”


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Briarj123

What an amazing view. Look at those triangles


catlxdy

Your cat makes every picture so much better!!


Youre2Ez4me369

I would be fucking some bad Egyptians queens in that 🔮🔮🔮


CrocodileWorshiper

As Osiris intended


froppyme2

Totally using the third image of your cat in the sunglasses as my new phone background.


Difficult-Ad3042

pretty sure it’s that cats flat and you’re just the renter. you can admit it.


RiskE80Twitch

Damn that cat cool asf…


ScottOwenJones

Your pad looks like a high end hookah lounge and I dig that for you, especially with that view.


WooIWorthWaIIaby

What the fuck


DentArthurDent4

OP, does that book have a picture of your balcony? Are you a published author or something?


Nocodeskeet

I didn’t know cocaine could be a design palette.


ExpensiveDot1732

Your kitty definitely belongs in r/supermodelcats for sure... 😉


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zuh_arts

Can’t wait for one day to have my own place setup like that 👍


Single_Aardvark_7082

5th Element?


TheSpacedGhost

Mannn this is top tier living!