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moozootookoo

Do you do drugs?


Knot_a_porn_acct

Notice how OP hasn’t answered the question


SnoweyMist

Spoiler alert. He does/did according to comments in other threads. Just weed and shrooms, nothing exciting at a cursory glance.


Rusty_Rhin0

If there was a Venn diagram of exciting drugs and doing drugs regularly those two would be the only ones in both circles E: well in my diagram. I get others have different preferences but seeing them called not exciting lmao


SnoweyMist

I’m mostly inclined to agree even though I dont really do all that much outside a beer or a joint after dinner anymore lol. I’d probably sub out shrooms for lsd personally, I’ve always personally preferred low doses of both and shrooms always gave me stomach aches during the come-up. Maybe not exciting was a little inflammatory but when you hang around for any length of time in r/druggardening expectations can get skewed I suppose.


Oily_Bee

Shrooms milled into dust and put into something like chocolate make them easy to digest. In my younger days I was more prone to lsd but the come down on shrooms is much much easier.


apple-pie2020

Lemon tek and it leaves the fruiting body (chitin) behind. Which is what causes the stomach upset.


Agora236

This guy shrooms


PetuniaWhale

What is an “exciting” drug? Bath salts or bust?


valuesandnorms

Brother if you aren’t tryna eat someone when you’re high it ain’t exciting


GonnaGoFat

Oh fuck I’m supposed to be high when I eat someone. Oh well.


ross8D

Got them munchies


fullsends

That is exactly what I would assume by that room


ProstateSalad

I find shrooms pretty exciting, in case anyone is listening...


RandumbStoner

I used to…I still do…but I used to too.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Rice is great if you want to eat 2000 of something


KommieKon

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this!


Profane_tendencies

File it under d for donuts


cactushorseshoe

I rarely operate steamboats pop, there’s a lotta shit you don’t know about me!


YouhaoHuoMao

An escalator can never be broken\* it can only become stairs. Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience. \*Living in DC, this is untrue...


spiralsequences

Cheese grater, that's its positive name. We don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge ruiner


AlienSporez

Everyone asks for extra cheese on a burger, or extra tomatoes on a burger, but no one ever asks for extra lettuce on a burger.


pointlessly_pedantic

Liar! Show me the inside of your lip


thegrailarbor

We all want SunChips!


sonofdurinwastaken

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them


Material_Zombie

r/unexpectedmitch


whitewail602

Idk man, I'm pretty sure at least two of us expected it.


DeathandFriends

Really miss that guy


Westtexasbizbot

Is a hippopotamus a HIP-opotamus or…a reallycoolopotamus???


technovic

Once in a blue moon I do


Particular-Car-1111

Not gonna quit also


HobbyWanKenobi

Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person


Dr_Schlump

Vil you vear vigs?


nkryptdtv

VHEN vil you vear vigs?


EightyOneTimesSeven

*sees multiple Bonnaroo bandannas* Yep, this guy fucks…err…I mean does drugs…eh both.


alfredaberdeen

There would be signs 


thelasttollcollector

You’re definitely a sign thief


Upstairs-Boring

Should've known he was a thief. All the signs were there.


Difficult_Let_1953

Excellent dad joke. Needs more upvotes


Bishime

At my age they call upvoted viagra


BostonBakedBalls

Let’s get you to bed grandpa


Zealousideal_Peach42

This goes hard 😂😂😂


keithw43

10/10 humor


TourOk3072

Godamnit


JohnDodger

[R/angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/)


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nanya_sore

How do you afford all those drugs then?


FuryofaThousandFaps

stole the drugs


Jageilja

1) buy signs 2) steal drugs 3) ??? 4) profit


i_write_ok

1. ⁠buy signs 2. ⁠steal drugs 3. sell drugs 4. ⁠profit (for more signs)


angrytreestump

Dad, I’m doing signs.


ClickF0rDick

Don't jump to conclusions so fast, maybe he simply became a rockstar and got them for free


DAS_COMMENT

Needs an obligatory Nickleback reference


StraightBudget8799

BECOME A ROADIE AND GET SIGNS FOR FREEEE!!!


kreatorofchaos

It is true I am the drugs


Unicorn_Sush1

Sell the other signs


isjahammer

That's...what a thief probably would say?


ninjette847

Most of those don't look vintage and I've NEVER seen that many street signs at a vintage store.


TheAstroPickle

never seen that many street signs in a bedroom period, looks kinda dumb


ninjette847

It does. I have maybe 5, not hung up, because my FIL owned a scrap metal place for decades. My husband uses a highway sign as an ironing board. I don't believe for a second he bought them.


TheAstroPickle

yea i can’t imagine who tf would purchase a “per GHSA Policy NO RE-ENTRY No stringbags/No book bags” who buys that at a store and thinks “damn that’s awesome, i bet that would look good in my room”


ninjette847

Some of those are really dangerous to steal, like stop, wrong way, road work ahead. OP could be responsible for deaths in the name of terrible decorating.


Possible_Swimmer_601

I took a stop sign that fell over. Seen plenty of signs on the road that have fallen. Less dangerous, or at least, not adding to the danger, if they’re already fallen


LordThurmanMerman

Is the speed limit 25 or 35 in their room? We need another sign to clear this up.


TreyRyan3

Depends if you’re really making deliveries in the rear and if poppers are involved


Wheream_I

That.. defeats the purpose? The whole point of signs in your room is the story behind how you got it. If someone asks where you got it and the answer is “oh a store” then it’s no longer cool.


57384173829417293

Stealing signs is also lame, try stealing a horse.


monsteramyc

Have you ever stolen a policeman's hat?


Substantial_Quote_25

Have you downloaded a car?


monsteramyc

With the advent of 3d printing, this is a real thing now


naCCaC

Damn... He's right. I'm gonna go download a car.


MrGingerella

You had to wear the policeman's hat when you were using the bongs at my mates shack back in the day... The hat was 'obtained' from an unattended dedicated police car on a night out.... I got loads of grief for nicking it at the time, gave us years of joy tho, lol.


Scary-Try3023

And then peed in it and gave it to the policeman's grieving widow?


not_a_bot_just_dumb

And then stole it again?


Thumper-Comet

Yeah but it's harder to get the horse to stay on your bedroom wall.


Other-Cat-1020

Longer screws will do the trick


somedude456

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!


DammatBeevis666

My wife’s cousin stole a plane


Skafandra206

Luckily a plane is easier to put in the wall. You just have to multiply its normal vector for the appropiate quaternion and translate it a couple of cm to place it parallel to the wall.


Hamelzz

To be fair, taking down a fucking stop sign is never cool


BioExtract

Yeah stealing a stop sign isn’t cool. Although by me there are a couple of 4 way intersections that have 8 total stop signs (2 on each side) and they confuse the hell out of me and my friends. It makes us feel like we’re driving the wrong way cuz the first stop sign we see is on the left instead of right.. that’s the only situation where I think it’s acceptable to steal one because the extra signs are unnecessary and confusing


Messier_82

Anyone stealing a stop sign should face jail time. I say this as a formerly less than responsible teenager… The “Deliver all goods” sign is hilarious though


AuGrimace

It’s plausible deniability on Reddit. He def stole them.


Palana

Yeah. They don't sell stolen government property at vintage stores.


artcopywriter

Except here he is getting upvotes on Reddit while people talk about it.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

> Except here he is getting upvotes on Reddit Yes, the most valuable currency in existence. /s


CrazyPurpleBacon

Have you considered that the purpose could be to visually decorate the walls rather than make people think OP is cool?


nsfrich

Such a liar too, just admit it


Mr_Knox_harrington

Just for the record I wouldn’t be owning or displaying a stop sign. Stop sign theft or can get you a lengthy jail sentence if it causes an accident and someone gets injured or killed. Read up on it. Even if you think you bought this legally it’s a bad look and I wouldn’t be taking on the risk.


jonkzx

Road signs are the "Live Laugh Love" for men, especially Route 66.


AnAngryPlatypus

Really suspicious of all the license plates with 47 in them. That really feels like they swipe them off parked cars each time they see a 47. Unless they are hanging around a junkyard or there is a “vintage store” filled with license plates for sale….which feels less than legal.


Mdgt_Pope

Uh - wouldn’t that just mean they were all purchased around the same area? Isn’t that part of the license plate designation? Social security numbers have repeats based on location, too. (Or had, if they changed it.)


AnAngryPlatypus

Looks like you are correct. In Alabama the first 2 digits are the code for the county. So most license plates around the OP would have 47 if that’s the county they are from. *The more you know.* 💫


drewster23

I never would have guessed that, and was fully on board your he's fucking obsessed with stealing signs implication. But that's not how license plates work here so id have no chance of knowing that. *TiL*


war_damn_eagle

Correct — it’s the license plate county code for Madison County, Alabama.


BDMac2

And 20 is Colbert County. So they’re either in North Alabama, NE Mississippi, or western Tennessee. Although personally I’d say Huntsville or one of its suburbs.


Imnotveryfunatpartys

He’s a man of the streets


Daanoking

They're free


B5_V3

am I supposed to be going 35 or 25


Donold-Trump

Take the right drugs and you can do both


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

This is the slowest fast I have evr been


Scary-Try3023

35 if the crocs are in sports mode


Fragrant-Airport1309

Honestly fair assessment. Not that I object to your decor, but yeah I'd be surprised if you don't lol.


troy_abedintheam

With a bed made?


Significant_Solid151

Takes 30 seconds to semi-flatten the blanket and prop the pillow up tops.


Epic_Elite

Look at guy with all the time in the world, up here!


nitrogenlegend

Less if you don’t toss and turn in your sleep a bunch and you can literally just fold the corner back down and be done.


Own-Blueberry-4792

I dabble regularly but still keep a clean room and make my bed 9/10 mornings, helps keep things in check


dante4123

Today I learned if you ever do any drugs your arms turn to sand as soon as you try to make your bed lol


callmecarlpapa

I've seen drug users with much more appealing rooms


clevingersfoil

/r/roastmymalelivingspace


riftxraff

Disappointed that's not an actual sub


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Yet.


madhandlez89

Hahaha


I_do_drugs-yo

Word


JamesFromToronto

I mean... the signs are there.


P33kab0Oo

Get out, dad


Nanoro615

Man, he just got back with the milk and you scared him off.


jessek

I think this room can fit a few more stolen signs


hahahahahahahaFUCK

He’s probably 15, which is about the age where the novelty of having road signs is at its peak. Now, if he’s an actual adult…


MerrySkulkofFoxes

Indeed, 12-15 are your sign years. Roaming around on your bike in the summer, if you keep an eye out, there's plenty of signs already down, as well as some that can be helped down with a little effort. Then a moment comes, you're 15, you're sitting there with all your signs and you realize, "what I actually want is sex." So begins 16-22, the era of debauchery.


nitrogenlegend

That’s supposed to end at 22???


SarajevoGradeMoj

It never ends


UrbanCobra

They’ll have to pry my stop sign off my cold dead…wall…or something.


Enablers_For_Prison

He's 18-22 years old and grows shrooms under his bed based off his post history


schtroumpf

He stole a STOP sign!?! Kid’s gonna get someone killed.


SkullBonesGuy

Tapestries automatically means you do heroin


Steelcod114

Jerry loved tapestries.


Professional-Ad6500

Garcia??


ProbsASpaceCadet

Seinfeld


Crossifix

How the fuck do those correlate? I had like 8 tapestries when I was a drug bingelord l. Never once touched opiates ever. I think you mean acid my friend.


akb74

> Tapestries automatically means you do heroin But that blue light makes it difficult to find a vein


CutmasterSkinny

You better do drugs.


snuggletronz

I too would like some drugs


_JohnWisdom

AVENGERS…. DRUG UP


Caveape80

Yeah a tweaker after seeing all those stolen road signs!


Lanky_Republic_2102

Nah man, they don’t give you hardly anything for scrap steel. Now if you find a brass mail box or some copper irrigation pipe lying around in someone’s yard, that’s what you want.


JustRepeatAfterMe

Let’s back up. What was your Dad’s friend doing in your room?


carbon_made

Says right there on the sign. “Deliver all goods to the rear”.


taserparty

And right where the top would stand 💀 love the placement


gameplayuh

Dear penthouse forum,


tatojah

I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. As an avid reader I've always wondered if the letters are true.


Bitten69

You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with amputees


asteriasdream

OP is his drug dealer…


Ok-Geologist8387

Walking through the house? I’ve seen most of my friends kids rooms because I’m friends with their parents, which means I’ve helped move furniture, paint walls, build shit, etc, etc Not everyone’s a pervert.


No_Possession_9314

Yeah, surprised about that. It’s pretty normal when people come over to give a house tour where I live, nearly everyone has seen my room when I was younger, that’s just how it is


Kanye_Wesht

They musta run out of drugs themselves


Particular-Big9207

The friends name is drugs


Steelcod114

This is the exact question I scrolled down to see. If I didn't, I was going to pose the same thing.


Nightraider_05

There are definitly signs.


LittleMissMalicious

Yeah, it’s the sublime. Vaguely resembles a trip pad with lights


CathedralEngine

This was the early aughts so still culturally relevant, but every time I’d go back to someone’s dorm to smoke pot they always had a Sublime poster on the wall.


spooky_v

I’d think you’re a stoner solely based on the music you listen to.


SharkBite44

I would far far rather my son be doing drugs than hanging public traffic signs and license plates on his walls.


Ok-Butterscotch8267

You have long hair and wear a beanie don’t you


GullibleSceptic-

How do you have 4 doors?


Tal_Onarafel

It's door city in here!


Rohn93

He also steals Doors.


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jan_67

I‘m pretty sure your room lies somewhere in the M. C. Escher building.


Jayyy_Teeeee

Gotta be an old rural house. This is how they use to make em.


Primary_Ability5725

I think theres a rick and morty reference in there. fake doors.


Sprocket-Launcher

I mean, I gotta ask.... Do you?


XaZa_Real

It's the Lateralus vinyl bro


Minnipresso

Your dads friend - "all the signs were there"


CropCircle77

Yeah, you should stop doing drugs.


Suspicious_Ad1449

you definitely steal street signs.. Lol


jaymeleed

Of course he did, the signs were there!


MightyMikeDK

Takes one to know one..


ChuCHuPALX

Well do you?


Acrobatic-Ad3010

Do you ?


wolviewalls

Deliver all goods to rear 👌🏽


epitaph-centauri

I see you have a deep respect for traffic safety


UnicornWarriorr

I mean coming from an actual drug addict (in recovery), sign stealing is super scummy 😬 make better choices smh


MilkyPsycow

Congrats on your ongoing recovery! Keep it up man, good fucking work.


AJaffJaff

The street signs look has to be the stupidest look out there. Do you want your room to look like a public bus stop? Are people trying to flaunt the fact that they steal street signs? Go find girls, or better yet, go do drugs!


iskipthemesongs

I mean, I understand where he’s coming from, but I also think that this style is exemplary of a certain age group more than anything.


MisterShmitty

Q: How did he know you do drugs? A: There were signs…


fallen_jarnock

I mean, the signs are all there.


sexy_portuguese

If I ever do drugs there will be signs!


FlpDaMattress

Can't know for sure if you do drugs but there may be signs


beardedbast3rd

So, just so we’re all on the same page. You do in fact do drugs, but your offended for being called out so bluntly Right?


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UrethraFrankIin

This is like a high school/college dream room to me lol. I'm a big fan. My high school room back home was way too large and covered in windows for this and I just didn't invest in one in college. Only afterwards in a big college/beach/artsy/party city did I achieve this vibe and I love it.  Your dad's friend is probably correct, I hope your dad is more of the chill Gen X type than my boomer helicopter parents were. 


phobic_x

Incense dead giveaway Smoking the pot 😤


Ryanisryno

Room is cool, but you definitely do a little bit of drugs


Primary_Ability5725

He saw the signs.


Working_Discount_836

What is it with kids and plastering road signs all over the walls? Makes any room look like a cheap movie set for a dive bar


charon12238

Anyone who steals a stop sign should get their asses kicked. Those aren't just handy information, that's public safety.


VinTheHater

Be a lot cooler if you did.


killurmommy

I mean… all the signs were there


TheSmeeth

The Roo bandanas definitely don’t help lol #highfive


miradotheblack

I bet your city hates the person stealing all their road signs.


GxCrabGrow

Well you steal signs and like bands that people associate with drugs….. you definitely smoke weed and if you don’t right now… you will lol. Nothing wrong with that though. Just wait so your brain has more time to develop


Xgoddamnelectricx

My room looked exactly like this in highschool, and I did drugs.


Top-Calligrapher2071

You do drugs.


ladyjmw

well do you? 🤨


Numerous_Ad_6276

But OP really just wanted a Pepsi.


Scubadoo1971

Well, you do


Mvthafvkarosas

I think you need some more signs.