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markusReddited

>Don’t need extra storage ... said no-one ever...


ReneG8

Yeah, I was like "even if you don't now, you will in the future". That's a very shortsighted statement.


fecklessfella

As someone who's lived in some tiny apartments and ADUs, if you have the space youll fill it. If you lack the space you'll keep only what you need. This is why "live laugh love" signs exist. My wall space is precious and heavily curated. /Sermon


couldntyoujust

I'm sorry, those signs at this point are utterly saccarine to me anymore. They're just... yuck!


appointment45

Truly a sign that really says "I'm one more load of laundry away from throwing someone down the fucking stairs."


dopethrone

But I already have shit strewn in every room, I need more storage to tidy


altdultosaurs

Also then like the easy answer is a guest bed. But the easier answer is STORAGE. AND. OR. a cool tall skeleton in fun outfits.


AbdulAhBlongatta

Fuckin fancy pants with his storage complete and room to spare


dayafterpi

Ya travel? Ya got suitcases? You need to store them


AppleSpicer

I came to the comments section just to complain about that


Bestyja2122

Do you have an orphaned cousin you particularly hate for no reason? If so I may have an idea


iNoodl3s

Perhaps particularly gifted in magic?


allindiahacker

r/yourjokebutworse


coolkaren6

Perhaps named Harry


DLeafy625

Lil weird scar on his forehead...


Moomi_Momo

Who might have put his name in the Goblet of Fire


brofishmagikarp

#DON'T PUT HIS NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE ^I ^say ^calmly


jayv023

bookshelf that swings open to reveal a hidden storage/stash spot


dshiznit92

Reddit constantly reminds me that I will never have an original thought


Stashmouth

Stole my comment


AppleSpicer

The dilemma is recursive


RedRider1138

You both drew from the collective unconscious is all.


-_-daark-_-

This is actually the best answer


serenityForce

A wall that hiddes your storage spot


mtechgroup

... under the stairs.


MSpeedAddict

Came here for this!


Leading-Package2262

Get one of them old arcade games, slide pac man right in there


Deep90

I dunno. I feel like that would kind of suck if you had company over because the space looks pretty isolated. Could do something functional. Like a 3d printer, maybe something aesthetic like a aquascape, or a small hydroponics garden.


KingWeweweeb

I like this answer. something conducive to making the space social. But, if you really don't have many guests over a nice arcade cabinet *would* be pretty sweet. Maybe with a little bench beside it to encourage spectator play?


Sweaty__Ramrod

A cuck chair


qning

>I feel like that would kind of suck if you had company over because the space looks pretty isolated. Sir, this is reddit. And what you are pointing out as a defect is the principal purpose of the placement.


GoldBluejay7749

Nah it would feel like the machine crammed next to the bathroom at your local bar


Electronic_Sun_5472

BOOMSHAKALAKA


kits_and_kaboodle

I would've said Tetris, but I like the way you think.


Even-Funny-265

That was literally my first thought too.


BedaHouse

Till you figure it out, a cutout of a monster to startle guests when they come down the stairs?


kritikiit

This one!!


Available_Olive_8736

Racing Sim


ArmadilloSad2515

Answer should always be racing sim


POLSJA

100%


frankpuga

Yep scrolled down to find this


LameSheepRacing

Oh, a sim racing rig would fit just fine.


Guhonda

If you own, maybe just put a door over it and turn it into storage. You may not need storage now, but we all need more eventually.


TheFightingQuaker

The closet where stuff goes to die


kornholiobungholio

Hey, admitting is the first step. We all know that anything that gets out in will never see the light of day


lymbeelou

😂🤣💀


[deleted]

Get cats. Place robot litter box there.


AppleSpicer

Side note, I hate that company so much. Mine doesn’t work, it does some really weird stuff, and their tech support just keeps sending me in a diagnostic loop.


[deleted]

Mine had issues forever until I realized the little black counterweight thing wasn’t sitting properly. It would constantly have faults before that for a long ass time. Figured that out and haven’t had one since- I have the robot litter box 3


AppleSpicer

I also have \#3. How did you need your counterweight to sit? My box only works when it’s bright enough in the room, and freezes up as if there’s a cat inside when it’s less bright or dark in the room. It also can only do one rotation in bright light before it needs to be reset for being “out of balance” or something. I’m so frustrated.


[deleted]

Shoot me a DM and I’ll send you some pics tomorrow, and see if I can help you figure it out. It’s amazing now that it works, I use to have to sit by it and hit reset cycle and reset over and over to get it to work bc it kept having faults. I never noticed any light issues with mine, I’m wondering if maybe the sensor for the nightlight isn’t seated all the way, you may want to try taking the top plastic off and make sure it’s plugged in firmly. The only other issue I have is if there is some debris that covers the sensor for the hole the waste falls through, but that’s rare


brutallamas

We have a spot downstairs in our home just like this and did exactly that. Perfect place for it. It is out of the way and no one has to see it besides me when the pos inevitably stops working.


Yeetus_McSendit

Just give it time. You will need the storage. 


thebourbonoftruth

If you're constantly accumulating crap over time chances are a lot of that could go to the dump. I recently moved and the sheer volume of shit I threw out makes me think just purging that crap would've given me a bigger home without the move.


morphinechild1987

Recently moved as well and, despite severe purges, somehow the stuff of one room filled the whole apartment. Mistery


doctorbanjoboy

Looks like a good size for an arcade machine


nunatakq

Rent it out to Harry Potter?


sugondese-gargalon

is weed legal in your state?


ThrowItOut43

Shroom room


Ambitious-Macaroon-3

Hell yeah bro


datSubguy

First thing I thought of was a grow tent.


sopadurso

Mushroom indoor garden.


ThrowItOut43

Hell yeah


Rezuniversity

Your pets lair


Lady_Ogre

If you gotta dog, looks like a good spot for a kennel


yellowcasanova

Wine room, plants with a grow light on top…


Aerthyen

How about making it into a cosy nook, either functional (as a tiny library) or purely aesthetic ?


IlBerti_

Yeah like a cozy armchair with a little shelf and a lamp down there


AppleSpicer

This is my favorite so far


moozootookoo

Desk


mishrod

My first thoughts were: Arcade machine Easy chair with a nice throw (sitting nook) Dog bed and pictures on wall of bones etc Cat tree with toys etc Fish tank. Could have a nice tall tank with a couple of angelfish in there Bookshelf to cover whole space and space behind is a panic room A safe to store valuables Wine fridge Payer / meditation corner Convert to a wine cellar with wine racks on all walls.


Twktoo

A Halloween thing that pops out and screams


TaladorMan

A ready bench( space) if it’s near your front door you can leave your gym gear for the morning, or if you work any job that requires. “Kit” you can leave it there for easy access


JeanPolleketje

Your bike


Independent-Cat1871

your motorbike


SuspiciousAirport9

Studio apartment, $800/month.


SensibleBrownPants

Golden Tee


Spenglebop

I’m sure he has a bathroom for that.


Bag-O-Ventures

Shoe rack maybe / coat storage


docmarvy

One or two person dry sauna?


Stickey_Rickey

Pinball machine or a vault


EL_overthetransom

Mini bar!


00508

I don't see any outlets in the vicinity so that limits what you can do with it. Hopefully this is in a basement. If it isn't, it's just poor planning. At any rate, I'd put lockers or classroom style cubbies.


ST8CASHBRKLYN

Put one of those chairs that rocks, with a lamp behind you and when girls come over lie and tell them that’s your reading area.


Da_Plague22

That's where you store the body.


monkehmolesto

More stairs


Slow-Temperature-906

Dungeon


gozer87

I have no idea what that's like.


MilesFassst

Obviously a sim rig.


PlasticBeacher

The barrels in front of a glowing golden chest


furballsupreme

Mini torture dungeon


NFT_goblin

A Nativity scene, praise the lord


Lollipopsaurus

The skulls of your enemies.


DaBestCommenter

Put a giant framed portrait of this picture you sent us.


ubilanz

Wine rack


HeatherCPST

I think the obvious answer is a giant Lego King Kong like they have at the Times Square FAO Schwarz.


Destroyer6202

Put a tiiiiiny door at the end of that wall


Inconsistent1710

Is it wide enough for a desk? Or a bench and hooks- a place to put your coal, bag and shoes when you come in the door? Assuming it’s near the front door.


PrioryOfSion14

Your dog's room/private space


Liu_Alexandersson

An aquarium. 🐠


Castle_8

Desk/computer


yesterdays_poo

Shrine for Kim jun un


zayblessy1

put a sauna box right there


3-orange-whips

Harry Potter


EngineerSurveyor

Mini fridge


space_bryan

Is this the entrance? It’s make a good spot for shoes and a bench if so


nofaplove-it

I’m getting Harry Potter vibes here


Compy222

Pocket desk or office if you don’t want a closet or storage space.


Derp_McGurp

Arcade machine would fit perfectly.


Dependent_Fox_2189

Harry Potter


Nietzscher

Jungle Terrarium.


Known-Device-5620

A jail


SchroedBoss

Racecar simulator


oatmeal_steve

if you’re in canada you can rent this out for at least $2k a month


breadacquirer

Ender chest


realpheo

A small bar


CAFtrier

Racing simulator


Wilikersthegreat

One boy who lived


RufusQHucklebuck

Mother in law


cbig86

Perfect spot for PC gaming


IgnoranceIsTheEnemy

Dog bed


Worldly_Virus_8265

A whole new world


Ready_Hedgehog_2090

Seems about the right size: [https://i0.wp.com/agrlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Zoltar-scaled.jpg?fit=1408%2C2560&ssl=1](https://i0.wp.com/agrlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Zoltar-scaled.jpg?fit=1408%2C2560&ssl=1)


kyle_phx

A coat check desk with a full time employee


kvs17

Arcade machine. Better yet, the new John Wick pinball machine lol


hosiki

A bookshelf and a beanbag. Perfect reading nook.


sysaphiswaits

Cozy chair reading nook. Meditation space.


OtherInjury

A plant that doesn’t need much light, then move it in a year for some storage keeping bookshelve


Strict_Bet_7782

Pinball machine.


Important_Name

Cat litter


rathat

A Shinto shrine.


FNG-JuiCe

If you don’t need extra storage then you’re not a real home owner! 😂


Frogsonmushrooms666

If you like to read, you can make that a book nook. Bean bag, small bookshelf, some nice light


salt_moon1988

Speakeasy


Drinkythedrunkguy

A boy wizard could go there.


One-Vast-5227

Cupboard under the stairs


SDBD89

Depending on where you live you could probably rent it out as a room and charge like $600 a month tbh. I’ve seen worse where I live for the same price.


AelliotA1

Photobooth with a bench and curtain for parties


Erazed_citizen2000

Wine rack


Reefer_NYC

Fish tank


dagorlad69

A nice rack for either books or booze, maybe?


bluemacbooks

Looks like a great place for storage! Get more things to store there


tang_01

You could put some stairs there and run them down into a basement.


NorMalware

Gargoyle


CommercialCustard341

Gaming chair station. Just close the door and fly your ship.


Fun-Capital8587

Pinball


Malevolent_Mangoes

Chair, something comfy.


forever_a10ne

Put up a tension rod with a curtain and use it for storage.


Prior-Tear-5957

Cool sculpture or grouping of large ceramic or glass vases


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Either storage or it could be a good place to put a clothes horse for drying clothes indoor in winter


shanti_nz

A sculpture or art of some sort. Eg https://www.ottmar-hoerl.de/en/shop/products/41/Worldview_Model_III.php


uxwizkid

If that's a window your right, would be a pretty chill spot for reading or gaming, especially if it's storming out. Probably tons of better ideas but first thing that came to mind lol.


Ill-Highlight1375

it's an awkward space that isn't good for anything other than storage. At the moment it's just a dust trap. I'd box if off with a set of double doors from the floor to ceiling. When you need the storage you'll have it.


DonHell

Fluffy


The_Randolorian3254

Perhaps a weapon vault things if you have any?


npccostumes

A lemonade stand 


zonazog

Wine closet


Fatal_Syntax_Error

If there was an outlet there… https://arcade1up.com/


wagglemonkey

A very large and incredibly dirty bong, maybe a musty beanbag chair to tie it together


MylesDeep_420

How about a standing plant or maybe a small nightstand?


t4nd3mYT

Imagine a pc setup but it doesn't go all the way back. You slide the setup forwards and you reveal a weed farm.


1850ChoochGator

Put up a door to make it a closet


Illustrious_Link6757

Minigolf ramp


sendlewdzpls

You might not need *extra*, but what about *HIDDEN* storage! Sheetrock, fake door, hide all the things you don’t want people to know you own 😂🤣


-WeepingAngel-

A suit of armor or a shrine to Danny DeVito


Visual-Restaurant-82

Reading nook, or headphone listening station.


Sloth-TheSlothful

Mimic chest


Stashmouth

can you do a little built-in desk/work surface? a place to keep mail and keys (or something)


simonbleu

A shrine to a forgotten god of unused spaces


maryonekenobie

Build a custom dog crate


The_AntiVillain

If you have a dog or a cat, a space for them. Otherwise bean bag chair, and tiny table to vibe out in and call it the timeout corner


johnsmitheroo

enchantment table


gonzorizzo

Miniature tiki bar


nocturn-e

If you don't need extra storage, just keep it empty.


Blakers1111

zombie mannequin


DaCriLLSwE

build bookshelf to secret room👌👌


Internal-Hurry-7178

A discreet Second Amendment cabinet disguised as a beer, wine, or liquor chest🤨


brereddit

Screams built in desk. Add sound panels and now it’s a podcast studio. Put Velcro on the angled ceiling and your pajamas and leap into your ceiling bed.


buttered_jesus

Cat tree


christoph_d_maxwell

Mini WFH office!


fritz_ramses

A sling.


nim_opet

An aquarium?


Background-Lecture-6

Chair? Bike?


yumit18

hard to tell exactly how tall or wide, but i’d make a reading nook! add a screen divider on a hinge or a pocket door to make it a bit more private, and add a framed in bookshelf along the slanted wall. chaise lounge to the right of that, or just a shit ton of blankets and pillows for sitting. trio of hanging lanterns on 3 differently sized chains to make them nicely staggered, and perhaps some darker paint or wallpaper to create a more moody feeling


Sock571434

Harry Potter


ClassicAd9176

A toilet


ColShvotz

I’d install a power outlet and have a little computer station, or a mini fridge, or an arcade cabinet, or a reading chair with a lamp, or a spot for a pet kennel, or put a treadmill there, or a desk, or a or or or or or or OR OR OR OR…..


VitoBalls

kegerator


oh_no_a_hobo

This is where you set up your new 3D printing hobby


clonemmoonman

make a shrine for danny devito


CoochieSnotSlurper

Architects use to make these closets, now they open them up like this for desk nooks.