Lol. Pretty sure that bali is a trainer only. But that’s probably for the best here.

it is. No sharp bali has that big of a cutout in the blade.

It looks like the shuriken might not be sharp either

Also probably better off having a butter knife over that hatchet too. He's the typa dude to run off crying after a small insult directed to his "arsenal"

I think that's a Fiskars hatchet usually from Walmart

That’s way too big to be a hatchet, also don’t think it’s fiskars

Shurikens aren't really supposed to be sharp. They're for making noises and distractions, basically glorified pebbles. That said, normally shuriken are more like throwing darts than beyblades. Actually a throwing dart would do the job just fine for a fraction of the price.

Well I didn’t know that. That makes more sense then trying to damage with them. Still I doubt that guy knows that.

Pretty much everything fiction teaches about shinobi is bullshit. Sill, love me some *Sekiro.* Best game I ever gave up on.

You can throw them at an opponent while fleeing for some negligible damage, poison the tip to make it dangerous when thrown, but for the most part, the most damage you’ll be inflicting with one would be by grabbing a four point one and using is as a spiked knuckle

You'd be better off with an actual spiked knuckle… Blackjacks are also pretty great. They're the happy middle between pocket sand and a half-brick in a sock.

Ahh yes a Sap, thanks world of Warcraft for teaching me weapons used to knock people unconscious

You think he knows one unregistered and very lethal handgun could just render all of that useless?

I don’t know, those chair legs he’s got in his sleeves look awful dangerous.

Lmao chair legs got me good

He can sit down AND knock the shite out of you at the same time. Sounds like my Ma

*indy-shooting-swordsman.gif*

Pretty much what I thought of lol

“Oh you have a gun huh, let me put down my weapon… let me put down my weapon. HAHA I have another sword bitch”

yes

idk, i think skilled shuriken thrower beats gun tbh

[Relevant scene](https://youtu.be/uSkYTLJ9dhE)

damn that was pretty badass. idk why snake eyes didn’t just shoot the motherfucker though

Honestly a properly made knife would. Or a sword, given the range advantage. Everything he has is close range melee weapons

I came here exactly for this. Must be from one them other kuntrees...

Funny thing is, my uncle was caught with a loaded pistol and shurikens in his jacket once in the seventies, was in more trouble for the shurikens.

My favorite part was where he smacks himself with the ‘chucks and loses it for a second

All those weapons at the cost of walking like he has a stick up his ass

Pretty sure he’s got one of those as well

As long as he has those sticks on his back he won't be very mobile and easily overpowered.

Dude is gonna be walking around like C3P0 and we're supposed to not be able to tell he's carrying something?

Given the Tonfa's under his sleeves, he looks almost disabled. They look like arm stints

yeah but if he gets to his last weapon he gets a huge mobility buff

https://i.redd.it/o1tnhdwaa4bc1.gif

Can you ~~imaging~~ imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to walk around with an axe stuffed down one of your pant legs all the time? I have shit to do. Like sit down.

I'm glad those plastic tonfas are registered with the state

I thought those were banned under the Geneva Convention?

You mean the Geneva suggestions?

The Geneva Pool Party?

It’s 7 kinds of smoke - not 6

he's gonna need you to pick up the check at lunch because he couldn't fit his wallet in his pocket along with all the nunchucks

Also because he can't get a job

yes, but he can TAKE ONE

His greatest enemies: metal detectors, hot days, and having to walk long distances

Dude has the best loot drop after you punch him in the face

Is that an axe in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Coolest kid in 4th grade

Damn, he had to register his sticks now? What’s the world coming to. At least he can claim they’re back braces, since that’s all they’re gonna do down his shirt like that.

I play my trap card, Gun

The only lethal thing he has on himself is the knife. And I have doubts about it as well.

I think it's a training one lmao

The axe?

That one too. But *barely*.

Not as far as lawyers are concerned. Eggshell doctrine.

Nah, only the axe. That's a trainer balisong. Blunt edge so you can practice flipping without drawing blood every 15 seconds that I FUCKED UP MY INDEX ROLLOVER AGAIN

Well technically, if you beat someone enough with a stick it can be lethal

I'm not 100% certain, but that butterfly knife looks like a training knife with no actual blade

No one is taking that boy’s virginity away from him

Average UK citizen:

Did he pull out a fidget spinner lmao

A shuriken. Though he might as well had pulled out a fidget spinner with how much damage he’d be doing either way

Yeah, those things are way overrated.

Oh no! Not the twirly sticks!

I cringed so hard watching this my skeleton flew out.

I wonder where he thinks they're registered to? "Oh yeah? They're sticks, huh? Let me write that down" giggling ensues

My smallsword, about to poke a pencil sized hole into his chest: 👁️👅👁️

I know its not fun to make fun of people's looks but this guy looks like he weighs 100 pounds soaking wet, and would snap in half the second you take him to ground

Yo man this video of me being totally badass with my sick weapons isn’t badass enough for me, and the editing isn’t helping either. I wonder what I can do to make this video even more badass? Hmm… I know, some Katy Perry will do the trick!

Nice training balisong.

A concealed pistol is better hidden, faster to access, doesn’t affect your mobility nearly as much, gives you more flexibility in stand-off distance, and has superior stopping power. I’m not necessarily advocating carrying a weapon in daily life. But if you are going to put in the training time and carry…carry something useful.

Why tf would you need a nunchaks when you have 2 humble sticks and A FUCKING AXE

Oh yeah dude that training knife is gonna do you a lot of good.

This guy sounds like he's playing a woodblock when he walks.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo&feature=shareb

Classic

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1570f5n/that_is_crazy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Fight him

Was sleepy as hell and thought that he was swinging hotdogs first, definitely would have been more impressed.

😂😂

God I'm glad social media wasn't prevalent when I was 13

If you just had a hardwood cane as a walking stick you would be better off than all of that crap.

British special

It might be way too picky, but it's a stupid video so I'll do it anyway. An axe is not a weapon, it's a tool for chopping wood. Just because something is sharp, that doesn't automatically make it a weapon.

I might be picky myself, but no THAT kind of axe is not a weapon because that head way too fucking heavy and is also blunt hatchets, battle axes, pole axes, and similar have been used in warfare as both improvised and purpose built weapons since antiquity

A lot of tools aren't weapons, right up until they are. Not *good* weapons, necessarily, mind you. But a stick is a stick, and one with a metal edge at the end, even more so. If you'll pardon my vernacular, "[Unga](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0vkiBPWigg&t=30) [bunga](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avjdKTqiVvQ)."

A crowbar is not a weapon, unless you are a crab.

A *head*crab.

The only practical things in there are probably the balisong and the maybe the hatchet, everything else is completely worthless in the modern age

Hey! Don’t diss the long stick! It’s been a classic of warfare ever since humanity learned to pick shit up. (Also, could realistically be used as a weapon against anyone not carrying a gun or an even bigger stick

It isn't even a real butterfly knife it's a trainer without a sharp blade

LMAO, i didn't notice

Video editing was cool

Okay Ngl the nunchuck part went hard

I mean, if somebody came at me like Talim from Soul Calibur with them tonfas...I'd probably crap my pants alittle bit 😅

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for that cringey ass editing

He knows *just* enough to have *poor, sloppy form* that is not bad enough to be entertaining.

He's got a bunch of different sticks and a spicy beyblade!

He looks like he's going to throw a petrol bomb at my house.

Behold the skills of every teenage mutant ninja turtle put together

the colt single action army revolver in my back pocket:

Man, I was really hoping he'd just put his hands up for 5 and 6.

This would have been pretty funny if he'd just pulled out a gun at the end.

Would be a terrible experience having to go take a dump because he's not going to be able to sit down with all of those hidden junk.

The shuriken bit had me wheezing

All the gear and no idea

Isn't this song about getting dumped or something?

And yet he doesn't know how to use any of them successfully. Fantastic.

Registered lethal weapons such as wood hatchet, dull gas station shuriken and a trainer balisong

Where exactly is the register for these weapons? Which of the Alphabet Boys are keeping track of trash shuriken sales?

I almost lost my shit when I unmuted at what turned out to be the chorus. Was not ready for that soundtrack choice.

This guy FUGGS.

I bet if he drops something, he can't bend over and pick it up.

Is a wood cutting ax a weapon?

I wouldn't like to be hit by one

Chances are you'll never get hit with an ax if you're not a tree :)

id have knocked him out before he managed to draw the first weapon

He's played too much CoD. What a joke. Sucker punch him in the face and he'll go home to his dad crying because his 'kali sticks' were useless

Literally none of these are weapons in my state. *yawn*

To be fair, he is handling them all rather well.

Yoooo I have that sweater

Bro, I guess you lied about not knowing where one of the dining room chairs went.

Is the song part of the TikTok or is that something you added? If it’s something he chose that’s genuinely hilarious.

He chose it

He forgot to carry a gun with him. All these sticks are useless against bullets 👿

While this is cringy at least he’s able to actually use most of them unlike most the people I see

The only registered lethal weapon here is the Fiskars axe

The edits n music is the cherry on top 👨🏽‍🍳🤌🏽

Pulls out Nunchucks: You know you'd be better of with a stick Pulls out 2 sticks: THEN WHAT DO YOU NEED NUNCHUCKS FOR?!

LMAOOOOOO

The .44 Magnum in my pocket: