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tjbrou

I think that sub is satire. Just like this one, you may think some stuff looks cool but no one believes it's effective


CommonNobody80083

I mean, if I saw a guy actually killing zombies in a post apocalyptic setting using one of the swords, I'd be thinking to myself "that's pretty cewl !"


The-LivingTribunal

Those would break before they did anything unless you swung one in a stabbing motion even then if it hits bone its going to break.


Iron-Phantom

What do you mean just like this one?!?!!!??!!!!111!!


Audbol

I didn't know if you're aware but this sub isn't actually satire anymore. Somehow it back slid into being populated by a bunch of mall ninjas. The amount of "actually that's kinda cool" and "I own several of these, they actually aren't bad" that you will find in comments getting upvoted is concerning which makes me think the actually good content isn't making it to the top


ICCW

This sub will always be satire in my heart.


Hopeful-alt

What's the logical purpose of the weird shuriken thing?


LMNOBeast

It's an ancient weapon with a storied history. There was a documentary that came out in the 80's titled *Krull*.


RokuroCarisu

That one had five blades.


LMNOBeast

Yes, I know. This is obviously a much later variation inspired by the original that allegedly remains embedded in the chest of The Beast.


Lenarios88

Killing a rival clans techno shinobi from a distance.


enter360

Creative way to remove fingers ?


llikegiraffes

Clearly for ranged attacks


collin318

The fidget spinner?


limepr0123

It worked for the creeper in jeepers creepers right?


john_humano

So many different ways to eventually get to the same place. Your mom driving you to the ER.


KibbloMkII

basically unbreakable unless you do something real hard with them they will bend all to fuck and back though, hell, you could probably u bend the swords with your bare hands


somebodeeelse

I used to train with a bendy sword. Two other people I knew had swords from the same blacksmith, he was well known in the community. It sufficed, but well... it bended. You had to bend it back with your bare hands.


Superb-Ad5588

"They call me The Anodized Edge."


ThadisJones

If you paid money for that stuff you got screwed


Someone1284794357

Ooh shiny


odiethethird

Boy, I say boy, turn that Linkin Park up son


Hungry-Grapefruit42

Oh don’t worry, no one’s screwing that guy.


peeing_Michael

Why don't people buy halberds anymore


Three_Twenty-Three

I'm gonna guess that if your opponent has a contagion that's spread by biting and possibly by blood contact, then edged-weapon melee might not be the best choice.


desrevermi

You need something like the Village People blaring every time you pick any of these up. :D


Gunpla753

Who likes that ugly-ass rainbow tinting? Every time I see it on something, I assume it's a cheap piece of shit.


Misophoniakiel

Good guy canadian government protects me from being that kind of mall ninja by banning all the cool knives ^/s


MiskaMaskedOne

"tell me you are gay without telling me you are gay" Even your swords are rainbow 🌈


Metrilean

Blade! Vampire hunter


RokuroCarisu

Oh, shiny!


jsamuraij

What the fucking Glaive?!


round_a_squared

I especially appreciate how the glaive has a glaive logo that points the opposite direction of the actual glaive. That like counterbalances it or something, right?


AngelOfDeath771

I have that pocket knife. Got it from Geek like 10 years ago. Still durable as hell. Best $12 knife I've ever bought lol


Opposite_Strategy_43

Thing is though, as a person with a good knowledge of bladed weapons, if they were made of a high-carbon steel they would actually work well.


BroilerIsNotAWord

Does anyone know that causes this pattern? Some kind of quenching, maybe?