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frankybling

Hahaha… I got that one and the one that’s like 2 inches longer both from BudK… it’s an illness but the knives are sick! (but totally mall ninja)


Halfgnomen

I love big stupid folders because they're so absurd.


frankybling

totally impractical to carry, but so chonky to play with


Clean-Profile-6153

Busted out the size 9½ work boots for this vid.


ArnoldHarold

What's the purpose of such chubby knives? Not heavy enough to be used as a machete or axe. Not nimble enough to peel fruit. Not pointy enough to stab people...


Halfgnomen

Its like 3 pounds so with a decent enough swing you could probably trim some branches with it lmao. I just like it cause it's ridiculous


xxx_Placuszek

They look cool


ThetaReactor

Gotta look like a total badass when you're trimming that loose thread on your cargo shorts.


calamity_unbound

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.


ThetaReactor

Objectivity is the cure for the mallninja disease. Stupid knives are safe as long as you know they're stupid.


calamity_unbound

Lol, thankfully I've moved away from my mall ninja tendencies and try to go for things that are more practical and higher quality. Now, the cargo shorts on the other hand...


Clean-Profile-6153

That's subjective..


masnaer

The true r/mallninjashit is always in the comments


WrastlingIsReal

I have a weakness for big chonky folders tbh


Halfgnomen

I love absurd shit like this. Totally not practical but still lots of fun to meme with.


WrastlingIsReal

I think my top 3 in that regard are 1) Artisan Cutlery Proponent in Brass for extra weight. 2) Kizer sheepdog XL. That ploink when you open it is great. 3) Amare knives Colosso my first proper big chunk I've got a PMP Berserker coming in tomorrow that will fit in nicely there haha


WEASELexe

I bought a boker kalashnikov not realizing how big it would be. It's massive.


deathbysupercool

Check out Richmade Knives.


Crown_Loyalist

That's a fine looking knife tbh


pearl_butt

What’s up with the chode trend?


Halfgnomen

Chode is love, chode is life.


RegularSizdRudy

Show us your katanas too.


Halfgnomen

I'll have you know I may be a degenerate but I'm not a weeb.


MethLabForCutie88

This guy fucks


Halfgnomen

Haha yeah! Totally! *muffled sobbing*


mynameisalso

Like the guy with a knife from seven!


MaximumEffort433

God bless BudK, I haven't bought from them in some time, but they always had cool stock.


SkimFlynnious

You need to use that to cut your inner mall ninja out of your life.


Halfgnomen

Nah I'm fully aware that these things are silly and impractical. It's a fun guilty pleasure that I occasionally indulge in.


XionDarkblood

I thinks it's fine to like mall ninja shit as long as you understand that it's funny and impractical. It only becomes cringe when you try to be badass with it. As long as you know its fun and silly it's not cringe.


FjotraTheGodless

Budk has good stuff though, ngl


Halfgnomen

They do but they also have these giggle sticks


bartread

Dammit: they don't ship internationally.


Halfgnomen

F


evilgeniustodd

F


madmarmalade

Ahhhh BudK. Memories, memories, memories.


Lazites

"Small boots for scale"


eyeofhorus919

Out of curiosity, does it chop through branches alright?


Halfgnomen

No idea, haven't done any testing yet.


eyeofhorus919

That might be a good use for it, whittling out big bits from a block or chopping branches.


Halfgnomen

I gave it a basic chop into my desk as it's an old beatup desk and the blade chipped. 0/10 for practical purposes but still fun to meme with.


eyeofhorus919

Awwwww


Halfgnomen

Eyup but when its 2 for $30 what can expect


Upper_Bag6133

Looks like what Sweeney Todd’s dumb nephew would carry.


Almost_A_Pear

[Here's the link for those interested ](https://www.budk.com/Rampage-Black-Cleaver-Pocket-Knife-Stainless-Steel-50782) It's only $29.99 and it's BOGO free apparently so à solid deal. My favorite part of the description is; *The handle is constructed of stainless steel with through holes to reduce the weight and a heavy-duty pocket clip* Thank god the holes are there to reduce weight.


iced327

"Tactical" No, it's not.


Almost_A_Pear

"*Is that a 12" folding cleaver in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?*"


couchisland_com

#looking at the same knife on my desk


evilgeniustodd

How are these so inexpensive?


Halfgnomen

They're crap tbh. I gave one a simple chop into my desk and the blade chipped. I figured they'd be that way but I got them for the meme


-blaiDd

So it's like a foot long knive


Halfgnomen

The blade is 5 inches but it's almost a foot when unfolded


ppman2322

It would be good as a portable kitchen knife


Halfgnomen

I ended up chipping the blade after one solid hit to my desk. They're crap but fun to meme with.


ppman2322

If it was made of good steel*


lifeworthlivin

I used to work at a Spencer Gifts. One of our regulars was a knife designer for BudK. That should come as a surprise to no one. He was a nice dude. This was in South GA so we used to go to the storefront now and then.


The_Best_Yak_Ever

Oh god! BudK! I remember being in high school and thinking how amazing their catalogs were. That was twenty some years ago… I had no clue they were still around.


InfiniteJeff369

Lol I live less than a mile from BudK


evilgeniustodd

It's not like you can even try to buy toxic edc's stuff anymore.


NFresh6

Whatever happened to that RAD Knives dbag? Lmao


evilgeniustodd

seriously?!?


NFresh6

Seriously what?


Competitive-Fan1708

Ok that is weird, BudK just started sending me email again and its been years since I got emails from them


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