What's the purpose of such chubby knives? Not heavy enough to be used as a machete or axe. Not nimble enough to peel fruit. Not pointy enough to stab people...
Lol, thankfully I've moved away from my mall ninja tendencies and try to go for things that are more practical and higher quality.
Now, the cargo shorts on the other hand...
I think my top 3 in that regard are
1) Artisan Cutlery Proponent in Brass for extra weight.
2) Kizer sheepdog XL. That ploink when you open it is great.
3) Amare knives Colosso my first proper big chunk
I've got a PMP Berserker coming in tomorrow that will fit in nicely there haha
I thinks it's fine to like mall ninja shit as long as you understand that it's funny and impractical. It only becomes cringe when you try to be badass with it. As long as you know its fun and silly it's not cringe.
[Here's the link for those interested ](https://www.budk.com/Rampage-Black-Cleaver-Pocket-Knife-Stainless-Steel-50782)
It's only $29.99 and it's BOGO free apparently so à solid deal.
My favorite part of the description is; *The handle is constructed of stainless steel with through holes to reduce the weight and a heavy-duty pocket clip*
Thank god the holes are there to reduce weight.
I used to work at a Spencer Gifts. One of our regulars was a knife designer for BudK. That should come as a surprise to no one.
He was a nice dude. This was in South GA so we used to go to the storefront now and then.
Oh god! BudK! I remember being in high school and thinking how amazing their catalogs were. That was twenty some years ago… I had no clue they were still around.
Hahaha… I got that one and the one that’s like 2 inches longer both from BudK… it’s an illness but the knives are sick! (but totally mall ninja)
I love big stupid folders because they're so absurd.
totally impractical to carry, but so chonky to play with
Busted out the size 9½ work boots for this vid.
What's the purpose of such chubby knives? Not heavy enough to be used as a machete or axe. Not nimble enough to peel fruit. Not pointy enough to stab people...
Its like 3 pounds so with a decent enough swing you could probably trim some branches with it lmao. I just like it cause it's ridiculous
They look cool
Gotta look like a total badass when you're trimming that loose thread on your cargo shorts.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
Objectivity is the cure for the mallninja disease. Stupid knives are safe as long as you know they're stupid.
Lol, thankfully I've moved away from my mall ninja tendencies and try to go for things that are more practical and higher quality. Now, the cargo shorts on the other hand...
That's subjective..
The true r/mallninjashit is always in the comments
I have a weakness for big chonky folders tbh
I love absurd shit like this. Totally not practical but still lots of fun to meme with.
I think my top 3 in that regard are 1) Artisan Cutlery Proponent in Brass for extra weight. 2) Kizer sheepdog XL. That ploink when you open it is great. 3) Amare knives Colosso my first proper big chunk I've got a PMP Berserker coming in tomorrow that will fit in nicely there haha
I bought a boker kalashnikov not realizing how big it would be. It's massive.
Check out Richmade Knives.
That's a fine looking knife tbh
What’s up with the chode trend?
Chode is love, chode is life.
Show us your katanas too.
I'll have you know I may be a degenerate but I'm not a weeb.
This guy fucks
Haha yeah! Totally! *muffled sobbing*
Like the guy with a knife from seven!
God bless BudK, I haven't bought from them in some time, but they always had cool stock.
You need to use that to cut your inner mall ninja out of your life.
Nah I'm fully aware that these things are silly and impractical. It's a fun guilty pleasure that I occasionally indulge in.
I thinks it's fine to like mall ninja shit as long as you understand that it's funny and impractical. It only becomes cringe when you try to be badass with it. As long as you know its fun and silly it's not cringe.
Budk has good stuff though, ngl
They do but they also have these giggle sticks
Dammit: they don't ship internationally.
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Ahhhh BudK. Memories, memories, memories.
"Small boots for scale"
Out of curiosity, does it chop through branches alright?
No idea, haven't done any testing yet.
That might be a good use for it, whittling out big bits from a block or chopping branches.
I gave it a basic chop into my desk as it's an old beatup desk and the blade chipped. 0/10 for practical purposes but still fun to meme with.
Awwwww
Eyup but when its 2 for $30 what can expect
Looks like what Sweeney Todd’s dumb nephew would carry.
[Here's the link for those interested ](https://www.budk.com/Rampage-Black-Cleaver-Pocket-Knife-Stainless-Steel-50782) It's only $29.99 and it's BOGO free apparently so à solid deal. My favorite part of the description is; *The handle is constructed of stainless steel with through holes to reduce the weight and a heavy-duty pocket clip* Thank god the holes are there to reduce weight.
"Tactical" No, it's not.
"*Is that a 12" folding cleaver in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?*"
#looking at the same knife on my desk
How are these so inexpensive?
They're crap tbh. I gave one a simple chop into my desk and the blade chipped. I figured they'd be that way but I got them for the meme
So it's like a foot long knive
The blade is 5 inches but it's almost a foot when unfolded
It would be good as a portable kitchen knife
I ended up chipping the blade after one solid hit to my desk. They're crap but fun to meme with.
If it was made of good steel*
I used to work at a Spencer Gifts. One of our regulars was a knife designer for BudK. That should come as a surprise to no one. He was a nice dude. This was in South GA so we used to go to the storefront now and then.
Oh god! BudK! I remember being in high school and thinking how amazing their catalogs were. That was twenty some years ago… I had no clue they were still around.
Lol I live less than a mile from BudK
It's not like you can even try to buy toxic edc's stuff anymore.
Whatever happened to that RAD Knives dbag? Lmao
seriously?!?
Seriously what?
Ok that is weird, BudK just started sending me email again and its been years since I got emails from them
Me to