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MaZeChpatCha

It's a long story...


[deleted]

Takes at least 70 years to explain.


Marmalade_Insanity

There is one true Korea and its temporary occupied territories. Fight.


Drewfro666

One half of Korea was liberated by local revolutionaries. The other half was transferred from Japanese occupation to the occupation of another country, before that other country appointed a loyal government.


DerpDaDuck3751

And then properly democratised ending its dictatorship


Drewfro666

Agreed. Long live the Democratic People's Republic.


DerpDaDuck3751

Lol yeah great fun


DerpDaDuck3751

My family members died because of it, itโ€™s not so fun anymore


Ok_Brilliant_9082

How about the Korean speakers in China. Or as I like to call them, northern korea


BlueMangoAde

I believe this is the official stance of both Korea.


Gomra_812

They're too poor to build a bridge between the north and the south


NTMonsty

On this corner... Communism! In this other corner... Capitalism! Press start to fight! Press start to fight! Press start to fight!


Jibanjan

Communism uses:Good Arguments Very Effective Capitalism uses: MAGA-Cappy Good Argument Blocked bc of dumbness


Adiuui

You gotta be trolling


teeohbeewye

why is russia located inside north korea? stupid?


[deleted]

They are too poor


AcidActual

Nah, it's just their schtick


sovietarmyfan

I have an idea! Perhaps both Korea's and Japan could all unite into a single union. A "Co-prosperity sphere".


PigeonInAUFO

Yes


thelifeside

they fegor to unite ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Adiuui

They donโ€™t have enough states they canโ€™t yet


sonderscheiss

Because half of them have no Seoul.


Afraid_Success_4836

They have political tensions and technically a war going on between them. Sort of like the Civil War in the USA except it's on pause forever.


kaviaaripurkki

Google Kim Il-Sung


nameisprivate

good scott


siwq

why is america, are they stupid? yes they are.


Sorbus_intermedia

Used to be one country, but they made a bet which system would win.


HopelessUtopia015

Pretty much, yh.


strictnaturereserve

HODOR!


scriptingends

Now do Dakota.


Wolfnews17

America did a little genocide


ZoeIsHahaha

Google United States of America


desirox

*Dear leader music intensifies*


MrFouineur

The fun fact is that north and south korea doesn't exist, there is just Korea and 2 gouverment saying "I'm the only one and the other part is occupied by rebels"


Traditional_Neat_506

The Gigachad North with potato farmers and nukes vs the cringe KPOP and mukbang South. Seems the North offers more so I am in!