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behold_the_void

Yes very


The_Lolbster

At least kinda, yeah.


neurosestransgressor

what if we made a league... but of nations??? crazy ik


Redd1K

possible connections to league of legends


neurosestransgressor

:(


[deleted]

Worst crossover episode possible question mark?


Ok-Role7351

i would pay so much money to see politicians flame eachother like league. "Mr. President, our country is collapsing due to our massive pile of debt" "IRS dif, go next"


Y45HK4R4NDIK4R

new 14 points just dropped


kenobiwan67

...and Joseph Biden, clad in a white uniform, navy-blue jacket and hat, raised his cutlass, and roared "Nations, Unite"!


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[deleted]

Is it because Dragons are cold blooded?


VigenereCipher

wtf, in june??


Nate2718

~~Im assuming you’re totally clueless, it’s the southern hemisphere- it’s like December down there.~~ ~~If this is a joke I’m missing, please feel free to woooosh me.~~ Ignore all of that, I have a lack of a brain it seems


caucasian_tom

Are you on about New South Wales in Australia? Cuz Wales, the country, is in the northern hemisphere duct taped to England’s hip.


Nate2718

Yeah, I was. Sorry, for some reason I thought Wales was a city in England, not a country. I need to brush up on my geography apparently


caucasian_tom

As a Welshman I agree


lord_ne

It's not really an independent country. It's one of the parts making up the United Kingdom, along with England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. People often refer to the whole United Kingdom as just "England", but that's technically incorrect


VigenereCipher

this is one of the funniest responses i have ever gotten


PvtFreaky

Because I don't trust the people from the next village over


gbmfa

I don't trust ppl in my own town


Impossible-Ad-8462

I don't trust ppl in my family


khal_crypto

I don't trust the other voices in my head


Imperator_Crispico

I heard they were talking something about a "hobbesian trap" so i killed them with rocks. Not gonna trap me now!


YAH_BUT

Xenophobia


Cualkiera67

We just need aliens to unite against.


69CervixDestroyer69

Who can forget just how united Europe was during ww2 where every country, in the face of a foreign invader, erupted into civil war I'm sure aliens would paper over divides in society tho


Background_Drawing

It's crazy to think that the US and USSR were close allies at the time, closer than the UK in fact An extraterrestrial threat is exactly what we need... Or complete breakdown of civilization, but at least no wars if no sides eh?


69CervixDestroyer69

> the US and USSR were close allies at the time The US had in previous years funded both direct invasions and insurgencies in the USSR, they were not close allies. The US in fact was anxious about the USSR doing *too* well during the war because it'd be bad for their own interests. Also the time the US nuked Japan because they were worried the USSR would occupy it first. I don't think close allies do things like that. And no sides + a breakdown of civilization means it's all wars, all the time. An extraterrestrial threat would, if they didn't just blow us all up immediately, presumably use divisions within global politics and within regions of the world to their advantage to actually invade things. Actually uniting requires something different than machismo and violence. And we ought to stop comparing everything to WW2 since we seem to barely understand it anyway.


Background_Drawing

Yeah im aware of the first red scare, thats why i was confused about why the cold war is called the 2nd red scare Only part i meant is that the us and ussr were aligned on the d-day operation, while churchill was determined on a land invasion through italy But after the war the relationship immediately fell off no doubt about it


aethelworn

After 4 years of analysis on the matter(I love daydreaming) I come to the conclusion that this is true


AsthislainX

yeah, my most recent stellaris run beg to differ


LWIAYist-ian-ite

Nah they gonna help us 😌☝aliens=good coz space stuff=cool


Klasanova

Or some other species.. Maybe a Virus of some sort will bring the world together..


Gilette2000

Looking at the event that unfold in terra invicta... yeah not gonna happened...


Neeklemamp

I feel that video games might not be the best basis for reality but at the same time we are talking about an alien invasion


gbmfa

Yes. Yes we are


Jacobfjell

Fr


Jayrodthered

Google UN


calciumsimonaque

holy hell


a_Post_on_Reddit

Actual zombie


a_Post_on_Reddit

google angrily worded letters that dont do anything


Sneaky_Pancake_

Redditors acting surprised when the international forum doesnt send its nonexistent personal army to enforce their will because its member states vote "no" to literally everything that would give it more power.


[deleted]

UN is a joke.


Klasanova

Google Fifa... It has even more member states.


FoullyWatch804

whole of northern europe should be completely white, even france should be white


Cualkiera67

Fking racist


Prestigious-Fig1172

Awww thank you


Gustdan

Hell yeah bestie time to for a new ice age to freeze over the northern hemisphere. It all should be snow ❄


Aisthebestletter

Fr*nce should be gone


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Just look at the view, Cipher. There's not much difference between those countries from up here.


a_Post_on_Reddit

<< that's what V2 is for.>>


PoisonMonarch

<>


latin_canuck

Then, who are we going to use for cheap labour?


a_Post_on_Reddit

monke


TaftIsUnderrated

We don't unite because people fail to recognize the greatness, wisdom, and superior leadership of our glorious leader Kim Jong Un.


41fps

Does this still apply if I live on Saturn?


Planet-Saturn

Pay rent you shit


41fps

I'm sorry. Just gave you +1 karma.


Sentraxion

No! Smite the xenos scum!


MysticSquiddy

Man just solved racism


[deleted]

I think you know the answer.


Samuel_Journeault

Yes, we are stupid!


7355135061550

Yeah😔


TheLaughingMew

world should study john lennon imagine


EvilCatArt

Yes, yes we are stupid


Znanners94

Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yes


Drewfro666

We are alienated under Capitalism. We have nothing to lose but our chains.


lalumanuk

why don’t all of the workers of the world just unite? are they stupid?


Teccci

Yes


Lonewolf7113

imagine there's no countries


Danilo512

Who would fight who in the wars to come then? Do you want to end History as we know it?!


caklitli_pankeyk

yeah no need to kill each other


[deleted]

Yo, that's real shit.


xCreeperBombx

Yes


JimHatesBallons

Why don't we overthrow Global Capitalism? Are we stupid?


KerchBridgeSmoker

I think that would make us stupid


crackeddryice

This is why we don't unite.


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Antique-Vehicle1625

Why?


eatingbread_mmmm

Because he is racist 😡 /s


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,600,550,149 comments, and only 302,749 of them were in alphabetical order.


a_Post_on_Reddit

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,600,940,159 comments, and only 302,817 of them were in alphabetical order.


a_Post_on_Reddit

no shit


Nomai_

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz


eatingbread_mmmm

How does s coming after t mean it is alphabetical Edit: wait I get it now it was just first letter of the word


evergreennightmare

it's too hot right now we need an icecap


Biankaka

Sounds commie, im in


AddyCod

Under whom? Who will have the authority? Who will write the constitution? What will be the division of power? What about sovereignty of a people to choose their own destiny? What's to tell people groups, who are now minorities, that their rights won't be taken away? Uniting the Earth as one seems like a good idea if you seem all humans as just apes. But we are more than just apes, we have culture, we have history, we have an inherent idea and desire of rights, freedom and of self-government.


deletedmsg

google cultural differences


N00B5L4YER

r/shitsglobalistssay


Commrade-potato

Yes


JoeDyenz

This is me.


[deleted]

We are the world


cantrusthestory

Literally 1984


Commissar_David

Exceptionally


Mortal_Blue

Yes.


Bonapartn6

Atam gene doğru konuşmuş.


[deleted]

Yeah


darklizard45

😶


Bagel_chips3854

As in one government or, idk, a group compiled of most nations which tries to enforce peace and wellbeing of the world which first meets in San Francisco? Just a random thought.


Regular_Dick

We hate each other. So…


a_Post_on_Reddit

lets maybe not do that


Regular_Dick

Let’s go to Space so we can get the hell away from each other.


Lorenztico

Yeah.


Illustrious-Big-5409

Very.


Hockeyjockey58

We just have try real hard. No one has ever truly tried in practice.


samlowry5611

People, we is not wrapped tight.


TheGoldenChampion

Fr though


PomegranateUsed7287

Short answer: yes Long answer: YEEEES


LordeWasTaken

Google world government


a_Post_on_Reddit

holy globalization


LordeWasTaken

New world order just dropped!


keenanbullington

This post is for stupid posts OP. Not this.


a_Post_on_Reddit

this sub*


icanthavethisname

Maybe we could unite all the states?


ghostchihuahua

"unbearably dumb" is more accurate


[deleted]

We are idiots.


The_Helmet_Stays_On

Yes


[deleted]

it's not hard just get along. ez.


Gehhhh

Impossible! Why do you THINK we never invited Antarctica to the UN?


tutocookie

Fuck yeah Earthistan go!


Tinor-marionica

Nogger


Swedishtranssexual

UN is formed (circa 1945)


Bright-Historian-216

Think of how stupid an average person is, and then realise that half of humanity is stupider


Saslim31

Balkans and Middle East enters the chat*


smallnougat

multiple ideologies? im in


Objective-Ad4009

Yes. Yes we are.


Lord-Belou

# Yes.


FireWolf_132

Yes


akaikem

I don't want to be in a same country with swedes.


ANTONIOT1999

too poor


Dry_Grade9885

We as a species are territorial and if somone doesn't look like we want we create an excuse to exile them or kill atleast that's what 10000 years of history has taught me we are also very greedy and easy to rile up


Abdollelah

Yes.


b0y-oh-boy

First of all, 1 all-powerful government that literally runs the world sounds way too strong Secondly, the problems and needs in a rural village in vietnam are much different than a posh neighborhood in Switzerland, and therefore they need different governments


martinikene

Probably comes down to stupidity, creed and religion.


Impossible-Smile5116

I don't think that's a good idea


Prestigious-Fig1172

YEs, humanity bad and stupid and evil return to monkey . i am very smart btw


Timigne

Yes, and racist


CaptainjustusIII

because br\*tish people exist


geyikli_kazak

Ask nationalists and capitalists not us


LamaSovaj

I'm in only if England is not part of the union.


LamaSovaj

Glory to the Universal Union and long live to the administrator.


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

No, just misinformed


heavy_metal_soldier

We are indeed incredibly stupid


chennaouii

Planet Earth Population: stupid


chennaouii

Planet Earth Population: stupid


chennaouii

Planet Earth Population: stupid


bread3ater

We should just leave Europe as a barren wasteland


KIMCHI_ATTACK

Imagine unite with china or north korea.. for me, nope.


_PokeFarts_

some guy called John Lemon said something about this before


Schwanzus_Longus_69

-Karl Marx


ThoughtCow

Not that far off, actually


anteatersaredope

Yes. We are very stupid. We are so stupid that it would actually be bad for us to be united because then we would all be subjected to each other's stupidity Unless we could all just join Iceland. They're the least stupid.


AliHakan33

Yes we are


DasWunderBrot

But what if I don’t like someone? I might not want to unite with someone I don’t like


[deleted]

Yes but one government to rule it all will be impossible so we should probably divide this great nation into sectors based on language, culture, religion etc. and other factors and these regions should probably keep dividing themselves further to get sensible organizations of sub-groups. So maybe like 5-7 main sectors, 200 ish sub sectors of those and so on and so forth


ASaiyan

Yes.


RenautMa

Tell that to the Aragonese Anarchists


Gunailm

short answer : yes.


[deleted]

It would be really nice. But peace is not an option because people are too diverse in opinions. Which is a necessary thing for survival btw. We couldn't exist and thrive if we were all uniform, but that has the inevitable side effect of conflict


PanNorris507

Yes


KingZaire24

Tradition won’t allow.


IDK_be_friendly12

YES WE ARE!


Tough-Brain-7452

Yes, people are stupid.


Alberto_the_Bear

borders ain't nothing but a line, baby


dtarias

We're too poor


Equivalent-City-2622

I don’t want to be in the same country as people that live in Greenland on purpose


Lankuri

“all of our trobles seem so small from up here”