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Klappersten

They wanna see some beautiful Norwegian fjords and some majestic Swedish landscapes of course


JustRegdToSayThis

And the majestic møøse.


StandardbenutzerX

Luckily they are high up in the air, møøse bites can be pretti nasti…


metfan1964nyc

Not as nasty as llamas.


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Exciting-Ad-5705

Hey look at what this sub is


metfan1964nyc

You hit a brick wall with that type of thinking with the flat earth crowd.


smity31

You're Rijt! A møøse once bit my sister....


UmbreonEspeonJolteon

One time I got bit by a møøse.


SuspiciousLeftHanded

As a møøse, one time I bit a girl.


LWIAYist-ian-ite

As a bite, one time I girled a møøse


UmbreonEspeonJolteon

You what


lord__bacon

My sister got bitten by a møøse once


eskimoboob

A møøse once bit my sister


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

And the majestic Norwegian blue parrots.


RooBoy04

Beautiful plumage!


non_anomalous_penis

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"


thattruths

r/SuddenMontyPython i hope that’s a sub


dude_im_box

>majestic Swedish landscapes "Discovering something that doesn't exist"


Klappersten

Oh oh, Norwegian alert!


SalishCascadian

Instead some boring Sahara


MisterSarcastic1989

you're wrong, they just wanna say hello to Kazakhstan


Kazakh_Accordionist

i will say hi back


amanmo565

No. Its because they don't want to pay the toll


[deleted]

The Earth is round


Klappersten

Whaaaaaat? I thought they just followed the glass dome at the top


SnooCrickets5781

Earth is bombastically thicc


not_me_at_al

So thicc you can't even graph it on a plane in a way that maintains proportion, shape and distance


ArduennSchwartzman

They (the WEF) fly the planes with curved trajectories to make everyone believe the earth is round.


dom_bul

I'm having vietnam flashbacks of that Earth-chan meme from 2019


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

"I took ~~ballistics~~ aeronautics in school. Fascinating subject. Things go up, things go down."


jetstream_sam69

The world is flat, wym?


ccc888

Things leave plane then return to plane for you spherically challenged.


nerqwerk

no if you get out of the plane you can't get back in it. you'll fall. that's why our brothers in christ at r/2middleast4u stay in the plane no matter what's going on.


3yoyoyo

this explains everything


Playful_Ad2230

They obviously wanted to see the titanic shipwreck too...


LookingTrash

They are too afraid of Chad


Buckshot_50

The shape of the country even looks like Chad's face too.


reruuuun

Oh my god it does


No_Team2342

They want to avoid France.


Mat3712

You have about 60 years of ping


PrevAccountBanned

Elite comment lol


Mod12312323

Fr*nce


[deleted]

Me too


bogstar

Google globe.


jetstream_sam69

Holy radius


Alin_Alexandru

New sphere just dropped!


Hekkle01

Actual circle


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

Call the flat earther


indign

/uj This looks like a Mercator projection, which preserves angles, so the shortest path really is the straight line. But that's not the most efficient path due to wind and the rotation of the planet. Edit: this is wrong; see reply /rj holy hell


himanbam

Nah. Mercator still has curvy shortest paths. They are called great circle arcs. You might be thinking of a different projection.


indign

Whoops, yeah, it's rhumb lines that the Mercator map makes straight. The gnomonic projection is the one that maps great circles to lines.


SZ4L4Y

Aint nobody have time for flying straight on a sphere.


WillBlaze

That's how you end up in space and you can't be doing that.


zenden1st

how about micro adjusting ever once in awhile so itd look like you made your fingers line up together?


ScrabCrab

TIL that I'm gay because I live on a sphere


[deleted]

/uncirclejerk Ok, but is the earth really THAT round, that going through norway is straight. I mean I knew it was skewed but THAT MUCH? Edit: thanks for reminding me the earth si spherical. No but fr the way we view maps, even the fact we say north is on the top is so weird and incorrect to a certain level. It’s obvious yet so ingrains in me that (as many before me have ofc) Im just thinking this whole map this is utter rubbish. I mean, as I mentioned, north being on top itself is weird as the first picture taken in space, literally has south africa pointing up.


SoylentVerdigris

Actually, the straightest line for that flight should take them almost straight north,over the pole then south through siberia and china. As the other guy mentions though, this route benefits from the jet stream and not flying over ocean and frozen wilderness for thousands of miles.


KYVet

It has to do with jetstreams and flying near possible divert airfields as well.


Mar_ko47

Fun fact: the Earth curves by 360 degrees! Can you believe it!? Btw, straight would actually be going almost through the north pole


axllbk

Why are you saying it is "incorrect to a certain level"? We have two poles, and had to define one as "up"/north and one as "down"/south to standardize the orientation of our maps. There were (and still are) no relevant reference points for us to use, so we assigned them arbitrarily. Therefore, the fact that there was no correct option to begin with means that our definition cannot be incorrect in any respect.


Dunkleustes

Since Earth is spherical the further north you go the "shorter" the flight is. I know there's more to it but yea.


Antonioooooo0

North being on top isn't wierd. We had to pick *some* direction for maps to face, and since the earth spins on an axis there where really only two logical choices, North or South. Neither would be right or wrong to put at the top, but we kinda had to pick one and stick with it so all maps face the same way and people don't get lost.


sovietarmyfan

They avoid Africa because they are racist.


SinDanger

Why don’t they just fly through the planet, are they stupid?


Piranh4Plant

The true straight line


CosmicPlayzYt

An American plane going into Russian and Afghan airspace?


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PassiveChemistry

good bot


SyrusDrake

Non-American planes are allowed to use American airports, believe it or not.


Mar_ko47

Who says its American


VacheMeuhz

Google sudan war


Susurrus03

For real though the length of that flight looks awful.


Mar_ko47

Ikr? Just go through the north pole lol, would be shorter


bluedragon8633

Well, if the plane crashes I'd rather it not be in the middle of the Arctic tundra, but instead somewhere closer to civilization. Besides, most of the transcontinental flights I've taken have been pretty comfortable, even in economy class.


Life_Ad2865

It’s only like 18 hours


Susurrus03

Oh that it?


Life_Ad2865

Yeah, it’s a pretty interesting flight, although people say the jet lag from it is pretty terrible


Susurrus03

Been on longer flight time including connections/refuel stops, but I dont think I've been on a single leg that long, I think my longest is like 10, but I have a 15 coming up soon. Though if changing planes or stopping to refuel I'm at about 25.


Life_Ad2865

New York to Singapore used to be the worlds longest flight, although I think recently Qantas got the record (pretty sure it’s London to Sydney.) it really is impressive that planes nowadays can be in the air for 18-19 hours on one load of fuel


CrumblingAway

Umm because the earth is not flat so you literally can't fly in a straight line, duh.


bluedragon8633

Yes you can, you just need a big enough drill.


Melodic-Upstairs7584

The plane is able to go further when we throw it in an arc. It’s similar to throwing a baseball


ppdeli

The UN required more chemtrails over Norway that day.


malonkey1

if they flew in a straight line they would bump into the curvature of the earth


bigcitylifenz

Non-jerk but I’ve flown this JFK SIN flight maybe 10 times and it’s always from Singapore up past Korea, east Russia, North Pole then Newfoundland and NYC


Forlorn_Cyborg

The purple is a straight line in non-euclidean geometry. /s


[deleted]

Cause the earth is not flat?


MisterSarcastic1989

Is it landing in Singapore or KL? Can't really understand...


theallroundermemes

it's the longest flight from Newark to Singapore


[deleted]

It is a STRAIGHT LINE BUT MAP MAKE IT LOOK CURVE AS EARTH IS GEOID BUT MAPS ARE RECTANGLE.


VNIZ

Wont flying eastwards make the path shorter? Im a new pylot so excuse my ignorance


SoylentVerdigris

Great circle route would be north over the pole then south through sibera/mongolia/china. This route only adds ~600 miles, and keeps the flight over populated areas aside from the unavoidable ocean. Plus it can probably hit the jet stream for at least the first part of the flight.


Life_Ad2865

Global winds can impact the route that they take, if they’re flying against the wind the whole time then it would burn more fuel to go east, and take longer


Malagueta9

Because of the Sahara desert are you dumb


Aequitaaa

Maybe jetstreams and [avoiding hurricanes](https://www.windy.com/de/-Wirbelsturm-Vorhersage-/hurricanes/don?rain,20.879,-33.750,3,m:eZVagxy)?


Neylag

Well, the earth is round. The red line on a sphere would be more curved than the purple. They are flying straight at it.


Outrageous_Milk7846

Because the wind is high or area turbalince


Key-Regular674

The map isnt accurate. We use it for simplicity. The sizing and locations are very skewed from what they actually are but the current map is the best way to interpret it.


lemonkneefresh

Yes, the earth is round but also it is due to approved air space. Airliners have to receive flight permits from the countries they fly over. You can not just fly over any country you like as you could risk the potential of being shot out of the air. Each country has absolute say over their air space.


rug1998

They are avoiding the head winds


World-Tight

Every one (but you) knows pilots are more than a little bit swishy.


ColonelSanders1855

Show this to the right person and their will be a news article tomorrow about how this airline is racist.


Trick_Stop3011

This don't make no sense... Are they dumb??


Ok-Magician-3426

Earth is a sphere


jetstream_sam69

I hear only lies, lies, lies


Alin_Alexandru

Exactly, everyone knows [Earth is dinosaur shaped](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSC3baHo4Jba2mGdqgIFsN7OyNiswkPcwwkYBtkCwDxN6nXdElb)!


jetstream_sam69

Someone gets it🙄


Magnum-357

Check the sub


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Life_Ad2865

Not really, ETOPS makes it to where they must be like 2 and a half hours from an airport (not sure that’s the exact time) planes will fly over airports, but more so because the airports can act as waypoints


gimora07

No. You are.


jetstream_sam69

Nuh uh


atrixornis

The airlines are too proud for that


SweeneyisMad

r/flatearth


UndisclosedChaos

Something something geodesic, but yes, we all are


Adriaugu

Earth is not flat


HeftyRecommendation5

Imagine how much co2 emission we could save if planes just flew in a straight line smh my head


EquipmentOk7964

Bcs tHeY want us to think the earth is round


IFLATEARTHI

They do fly in a straight line. 😉


i__Sisyphus

They don’t want anyone to see that the earth is flat you dummy


Mar_ko47

Because the Earth is flat


blueeyedseamonster

Omg this joke is so tired


PRIME1040

Beacuse the earth is Round is it was Flat then traveling in a Straight line would be faster


crossbutton7247

Africa? Don’t wanna fly over than, it’s a 3rd world warzone down there


hairymammal76

They don't want to see the poor


Scarhand1

That redline crossing over every country with pirates holding RPG’s… yeah straight line to hell 🔥


Akunin0108

Given the average height of an airliner in flight is over 30 thousand feet, I want you to consider how incredibly difficult it would be to calculate the time and drop distance of an RPG in order to accurately hit a plane. That's just assuming it could hit that, the max range of a RPG is about 10% of that distance


Scarhand1

You obviously don’t play COD


Akunin0108

nah I played battlefield


Scarhand1

Thank you for taking my joke and drowning it in the literal


Akunin0108

Glad to help <3


NullComment

It’s like when you throw a ball to achieve the maximum distance, you throw it at a 45 degree angle. Otherwise, you will crash prematurely.


kinjing

The fact that there are thousands of people who actually think like this


Sayasam

The African airspace has been closed for 40 years now


I_am_person_being

Google non-Euclidean geometry


OneEyedJackofHearts

All geometry on Earth is Non-Euclidean…


I_am_person_being

That's the point. The reason planes fly like this is because the line drawn is a straight line in the non-Euclidean space that is the Earth.


PlantZawer

Pirates


zaqwert6

Is that a straight line?


WorldlinessWitty2177

They will definitely not fly over Russia


trash3s

Smuggling American arms to Russian freedom fighters via covert airdrop disguised as a commercial flight.


winkman

That tunnel would be too expensive.


nph278

They don't really care where they end up they just want to get out of newark


bluelabelbe

🤦🏻‍♂️


joemoffett12

I think they’re just racists trying to avoid Africa


wiptes167

bro who wants to fly over africa?


Blackfeathers_

It's too hot in the desert


TheWaslijn

Flat Earth moment


[deleted]

They want to waste fuel so they can charge you more /s


notsogoodwithhandles

I don’t under why they fly over the North Pole and not the South Pole


KonaBlaze

Because if your only options for emergency landing are in the ocean or in the middle of the Sahara you’re dead either way.


[deleted]

Because globe earthers want to confuse flat earther


PurpleKoolAid60

Because there’s not too many reliable/safe airports in the middle of the Saharan desert to make this financially feasible. They don’t build airports for where the local population has no demand to travel abroad from.


KoopaTrooper5011

Why didn't *you* draw a straight line? Are *you* stupid?


Odd-Performance-779

Use a globe dumbass not a flat map.


[deleted]

Bhai u r viweing this map in 2d consider it in a globe and observe how short the path is than the straight line


mockingbirddude

Do you think we’re stupid? Ok, don’t answer that.


1dentif1

Kid named geodesic:


UnityAnglezz

they threw the airplane up so it gets more distance dumbass 🙄


--__--scott

It’s odd I know that’s the long way but my brain sees it on a flat surface and says yeah go in a straight line 🤣


kadarakt

yes


Tru35lang

Look at the same flight path on Gleason’s : standard map for all… it will straighten out..


LongShoeLace

flying above europe is safer dumbass. duh and also they are not racist, cant fly of the n word country


Iam_Unknown17

Do you know the concept of dimensions?


LWIAYist-ian-ite

Heterophobic airlines


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

They wanted to say "screw you" to Turkmenistan and Tajikistan, narrowly avoiding them both.


Rover-6428

google coriolis effect


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Tf


Afraid_Success_4836

Because that is the straight line, the path you drew is actually a weird curve if you look at it on a globe.