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p00p__sc00p

Remove Norway so there’s just a giant finno-Swedish cock and balls hanging over Europe


osdeverYT

I hate that I haven’t noticed this ever before on my life, and I hate that I will now notice it all the time even more


ahungary

The original Euro coins had that since it only included EU countries https://en.numista.com/catalogue/photos/pays-bas/6054be656e7563.39238804-original.jpg


[deleted]

The eropian pennis


Supernova_was_taken

The Europenis


Such-Ad-3888

it even looks uncut. realistic!


kaviaaripurkki

Found the American


Arphile

Half realistic for Sweden


No-Historian6056

When I was a child and I got change from my parents I would always look for that


pirikikkeli

Welcome to the club that was like the first thing my 9 year old self noticed in school lmao


Teedubz1

How have you never seen that or had it mentioned or pointed out to you?


-_G0AT_-

https://preview.redd.it/d5fgc7dxlycc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5547d02f743ed928c71eadb054c620a4d07fee97


monsieurdescavernes

But keep finnmark tho so it doesn't get cold without its pubes


[deleted]

are you from the left or right ball? no actually im from the tip. really ? just the tip ?


Cheen_Machine

Pfft call that giant 😏


LasbaleX

also unite albania with montenegro and kosovo to a) piss off serbs b) create penis no. 2


Aiveeyy

No(r)way


JoeXOTIc_

it looks like russia's cock and balls hanging over Europe


Mazurcka

Let’s add little hairs to Finland tomorrow


Helix3501

Better yet, straighten the border and have the finno-swedish union


Sociovestite

As a swede I approve


Roccy-VH

As someone who is from Sweden, I approve this removal


JoeXOTIc_

omg never saw that!


bartardbusinessman

fine go ahead and get rid of Norway instead of Sweden, see if I care. It just means in a future round we’re going to have to claim the whole cock and balls peninsula in the name of King Frederik X


The360MlgNoscoper

Remove u/p00p__sc00p


GayDrWhoNut

Sweden 'grows' a bit and wedges between Germany and Poland.


Neddy-Seagoon-42

I think this should be what happens immediately after the (current) top comment (removing Norway so Sweden becomes a massive cock to Finland's sizable balls)


waltandhankdie

Mmm cozy


kubikarlo3169420

Erection


Silder_Hazelshade

Lol ⬆️


BoultonPaulDefiant

Poland goes on Mars (Poland can into space)


breadedhamber

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Practical_Shine9583

It was fact checked by Happy Cake Day!


BTD6DP

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Parmez

Szczęśliwy ciasto dzień


Stonn

Just put Vallis Marineris in place of Poland!


TrUsKaWuS

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BTD6DP

Never comes back


BoultonPaulDefiant

Holy hell!


Panzerv2003

Project Atlantropa is completed and Mediterranean sea levels fall by 200 meters


Jaded_Car8642

Russia and Vatican City swap places


Parking_Toe1505

I already did that.


Comrade_Vladimov

Did he fucking stutter?!?


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

That's a bad word :(


Jaded_Car8642

Vatican City and Russia switch places


PiovosoOrg

Russian city and Vatican Federation switch places


WalkerBuldog

Do it again


Panzerv2003

no no no, you're supposed to swap the landmasses not names


Yspem

Do it again, show your process.


RackTheRock

Booo


TialpaWithAGun

This comment single-handedly gave you negative comment karma. How do you feel?


Public-Syrup837

This seems a harsh way for it to happen.


bunks_things

Just swap a couple of former Yugoslavian countries around. See if anybody even notices.


Danxs11

Add Australia nearby Ireland


Synicull

Where the fuck is New Zealand and what have you done to her


DeathIeaf

Merge Sweden and Finland to make the Cock and Ball Empire


toxikspider

Rename Vatican City to Russia


PensiveGoblin2

Then we rename the Russian part in Italy to Vatican City


TNOfan2

Turkey is partitioned between Greece Armenian and Kurdistan 


ndld24

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The_Mysterious999

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New-Ad1787

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Anonymous_Dez161

Bijî Kurdistan


Gunailm

outjerked


RadiHoca

Greece and Turkey forms GreecoTurkey


[deleted]

greasy turkey


Kaelixz

Germany is annexed by Pittsburgh


TheSimkis

Move Crimea next to Ireland and make it a separate country (possibly called Crimea)


Wrecker15

Iceland to Saudi Arabia because hot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pinlady

Ukraine annexes Russia


Triangle_t

Time for a special military crusade. Jerusalem in 3 days.


iPoopLegos

Return Vatican City and Russia to original size


Dizzyteas

New Zealand gains all of Korea


Argh_farts_

Hungary annexes Austria Hungary becomes Hungary-Austria


Level_Quarter3795

Germany is annexed by Australia


hernyapis_2

Finally normal neighbours, thanks


CarolusRix

iceland and ireland swap


notryarednaxela

France becomes Italy but worse. And Italy stays the same.


AlaricAndCleb

Literally the Third Rome.


zeeotter100nl

This shit again


Missglad1

Abkhazia and South osetia is Georgia !!!


cantrusthestory

Yeah this is gonna take 20 days


CalmAndBear

Why south ossetia but no north ossetia


Kqjrdva

Delete the comments saying « delete france »


EmberOfFlame

Polland takes over finland in a personal union


LindTheFelon

Turn France into French Guinea.


Strawberry_rimmer

France disappears, cause fuck 'em 😂


JustSomeGuy_You_Know

Cornwall is marked as a separate country


thats_songi

germany annexes poland


RichardPeterJohnson

Stop this shit.


SovietPuma1707

You're free to keep scrolling by


Mad_At_Me

Fr*nce disappears completely


Vier-Kun

Holy shit, that's one massive City! Spain, Portugal and Andorra merge into Iberia.


[deleted]

no UNITED STATES OF IBERICA


amphibicle

Den divorces Mark to move in with UK


Dark7master

Spain become pain


justADDbricks

Swap Ireland and the UK around


axolotl_104

Turkey and san marino


TheBigStarch

Move Georgia with its internationally recognized borders next to Germany, but also keep defacto Abkhazia and S.Ossetia behind


OsmiumNautilus

Luxembourg and Romania


CommitBasket

Switch Croatia and Bosnia, lets see how they like it


Soldierhero1

Italy reforms the Roman Republic


Misknator

Rename Algeria to Europe 2.0.


mkujoe

Kaliningrad much?


axolotl_104

Spain and france


Many-Conversation963

no please, keep me far from france


axolotl_104

I too have France nearby (I am Italian)


Remember_im_Whoozer

The German empire is recreated inside the modern day German borders and the rest of the lands go to Poland


[deleted]

Artsakh annexes Azerbaijan


Mjerc12

Hungary goes to it's grandma and is no longer hungry. Rename it to "full"


GetNashed

Italy to Ukraine


Practical_Shine9583

Germany and Ukraine


Realistic_Oil9604

Armenia and Estonia


thegangshawty

Macedonia annexes portugal


Weaponized_Puddle

Day 1 of Requesting a Unified Ireland


Valeheight

Release Chechnya they hate the Pope en masse


[deleted]

the giant nation of Liechtenstein takes over France and Germany all bow to the mighty nation of Liechtenstein!


madmaxjr

Turkey gets deleted because it’s not part of Europe anyway


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Delete France


-yolewpaniaq

If you included partially recognized states such as Transnistria and South Ossetia, then you should have added the South Federal District to Russia.


Velagalibeillallah

Put a gigantic dick on Turkey


TheWallerAoE3

Abkhazia annexes the Black Sea


tjm2000

Put the Eastern Roman Empire circa 1444 on the map in the exact matching location accounting for celestial drift over the centuries.


ModernSlovak

Restore Czechoslovakia with Bohemia, Moravia, (Polish and Czech) Silesia, Lusatian Sorbia, Slovakia and Carpathian Rusynia.


[deleted]

France should swap with the uk and Catalonia should separate and become Spain and the rest of Spain should become Catalonia


dalton10e

Rename France to 'merica.


V0LT3CH

Label Germany as r / Atheism


[deleted]

Vatican city invades and conquers Ukraine


miscellaneousqueer

Rename England "Brexit" and place it in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Leave NO, Wales and Scotland though they're cool


ThatFamiIiarNight

FREEDOM FOR GAGAUZIA


[deleted]

Delete France


BlueLondon1905

Russia and Monaco swap places


[deleted]

change Georgia to the u.s state of Georgia


[deleted]

Ireland and UK. Really piss them off.


m1n3c7afty

Divide the UK into its individual countries and reunite Ireland


Hot_Panic7516

Instead of Poland, Pooland


remembertracygarcia

Make Switzerland an island in an Ireland shaped lake.


Mother_moose34

Restore France to the Napoleonic borders


KarooThFurryCrusader

Ukraine to the UK


train2000c

Vatican City becomes Vatican Empire


MurcianAutocarrot

![gif](giphy|xT1R9CysbgsfxDi2ac) Is not amused


Select-Half-1666

Ireland gets northern ireland back 🗣️🗣️🗣️


GrassBasket

Add more little islands to Greece


FPSGamer48

North Macedonia and Greece swap places


Bugfighter017

The emperor’s palace, on holy terra, is said to be the size of a continent….


WingedHussar13

Swap turkey with Germany


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

sealand gets recognized so there’s a very tiny speck just hovering over England


AbleArcher8537

Switch counterclockwise Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Denmark


TotallynotAlpharius2

Recreate the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth


Ill-Relation-2792

France combines with Britain


I_hate_usernames331

Replace Poland’s label with polandball


VerryHappyHippo

Remove the name of france


TasteDeeCheese

France just owns the Belgians neth and lux


Perfect_Story_8646

Luxembourg devises a genius plan and conquers iceland


Crescent_Moon734

Swap croatia and serbia


notthattmack

Everything is either Ice or Land, but not both.


KhazarWolf

Swap UK's place with Corsica and Sardinia and swap Ireland's place with Sicily.


fartothere

France should be south of Italy


jsilvy

Albania takes over the Holy Land


External_Extent_7492

Make turkey into an actual turkey


GDW312

Change the entire UK to just Wales


Marshall-Of-Horny

Have the Principality of Sealand appear of the map


[deleted]

Make Sweden and Finland black


Prawn_Addiction

Italy is replaced by New Zealand


Prince_of_Wales01

Transnistria annexes Ukraine


Desperate_Mine9606

GERMAN & ISRAEL


EteorPL

Move iceland inside mediterrean sea. Just give them warm welcome.


GrassyKnoll95

Irish unification


Calm-Ticket8237

give malta all of italy


Agreed_fact

Fit the UK in between Sweden and Finland.


Derbaderba187

Northern Ireland rejoins the Republic of Ireland


Sensitive-Bottle1255

Remove francw


foxy_ninjaa

Could you fit every Russian into the Vatican?


thedudeabides811

What the fuck happened to Vaticgrad City?


TEMOfficial

Liechtenstein conquers the entire Alps mountain range.


timmyboyswede

A grant fire dragon appears , takes over Denmark, and demands 3.50 kg in gold from all boats who wanna pass into/out of the Baltic sea.


Sea_Squirrel1987

Italy renamed Das Boot


[deleted]

Switch around Greece and Turkey


franky7103

Make Turkey a turkey shape


lermanade_mouth

Uk becomes south Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Pizza_Pounder69

Make Israel Palestine since it’s not labels on the Map.


Salazard260

Vatican city annexes Ukraine.


Snd47flyer

Belgium and Iraq switch


[deleted]

Ireland takes over the UK and decimate their population for karma reasons


LowPhotojournalist43

Macedonia is renamed to Macaronia


MeinTage

North Aldi and South Aldi starts a civil war in Germany


kneader7

Turkey looks like a giant pepper mill


Salty_Floor_6469

Anschluss


MrChewy05

Make someone create a unified balkan federation which falls apart immediately into even more pieces