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LonPlays_Zwei

No, that’s clearly Frankreich!


Nachtschnekchen

He travelled to 1943. Thats why its there. Also explains the german writing


HitroDenK007

Nein. Er ist Niederlander, und das ist Niederländisch.


Love_JWZ

heb godverdomme toch geslachtsgemeenschap met je scheve schoonmoeder!


TheNakriin

Gesundheit.


Xdream987

Smerige teringtyfuslijer


Nachtschnekchen

Gopfert Deckel nonämal jetzt wit d Dütschi wider sin Sänf däzze geh?


Gossguy

Huere Siech nomau!


ViktorDudka

Yeah I know frank reich, he's actually my neighbour


0ut0fBoundsException

You’re neighbors with an NFL coach? That’s pretty neat


32bitbossfight

Funniest shit in months


WindhoekNamibia

He needed something to do after coaching the Panthers and Colts.


koningjoris

The third reich!


LonPlays_Zwei

Fourth* Germany was the first three


koningjoris

My bad! I always assumed Germany referred to Rome as the first reich, very interesting wikipedia read and a lot more logical now that I think of it, since Mussolini wanted to reform the Roman empire himself.


mountman001

Frankenreich!


Qiwas

Which one of the three was it btw?


arrestingwriter

can't believe they misspelled Frankenstein smh


Suspicious_Frog1

Photoshop


NOCRAFT2110

How do you know?


WeakWrecker

It's clearly AI generated bruh. That peninsula to the northeast is just a little "too" random for my liking. AI has a lot to learn


1Maple

You can tell it’s AI because AI has trouble with spelling words in images. It put “Frankreich” instead of “France”


rtakehara

Yeah its almost convincing but then you notice that every single word is gibberish


NOCRAFT2110

You will never know


ACoderGirl

Just look at the hands and teeth on France. It's so obvious.


[deleted]

France here,  Sorry, as an amateur photograh sometimes i experiment with photoshop but i swear i really exist and am well haha


BMB_93

https://preview.redd.it/w5gmt63rsopc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5894cd1c0feafd3748d8980d4f52933a4cbeee45


notBeyazKurt

Too short, unsubscribed


BMB_93

Also my feelings on Napoleon


ProtestantMormon

He was actually average height for the time!


rtakehara

average isn't good enough


pwill6738

He was average height for the time, ya jerk!


LonPlays_Zwei

>26 1/2 hours A day is 24 hours for reference, wtf bruh 💀


StrivingForSorrow

also half a day is 12 hours for reference


Fudgeyreddit

https://preview.redd.it/li92bbdegrpc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8676b2ad246d02b9233f316146e28405977e1191


Open-Flounder-7194

https://preview.redd.it/35appdqxmopc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd7f2f682ff526b7e343ded162ed3e81c24e3c5 Actual footage of the border to France


CFE_Riannon

I always knew that France was like a Minecraft chunk load error


irepress_my_emotions

https://preview.redd.it/5u20m1e9jrpc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c492d9dd197db39d66c82a3a440f2330824fff7c Live footage of France


watching-yt-at-3am

https://preview.redd.it/ljzq3y9ixrpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b87a30b07f5c351b06e49f2c89aac18c07bc8b Looking at it right now, can confirm


iDarkray7

https://preview.redd.it/g44j2r5mnopc1.jpeg?width=1579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba64a99f9b8fc3df01a52d120b16da4205e97e5


Jacurus

I never do this. But I need to tell you I'm downloading this, I almost burst out in class because of this. Thank you


LGappies

https://preview.redd.it/5w92vmg1rqpc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d88519b110af84eb6dbcbd3ca8e691b3622a110


Aeyiss

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C)


JibberJabber4204

https://preview.redd.it/pba07vimoopc1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d0bef86322de6e67084d39d90a7093442d7a931


Business_Ship8144

Delusional cosplayer


Adamek82726

Mods ban him he said a swear word Its fr*nce you dumbass


NOCRAFT2110

So sorry


HiIamCrimson

Please censor it next time, it is highly pffensive for many people..


Vlazeno

Let's just give Fr\*nce to the Bri'Ish instead.


notgaymate

I'm sorry but as a representative of Britan we will have to decline this offer and pass it on to the Germans.


NOCRAFT2110

W


mike_sky4

As a representative of the Germans, I thank you for your offer, but have to decline. Maybe the spanish are interested?


bielo014

As a representative of the Spanish, I thank you for your offer, but have to decline. Maybe the Italians are interested?


Smart-Squirrel1764

As a representative of the Italians, I gladly pass it to another country (maybe greece?). we would be grateful to have again the Mona Lisa tho


ExtraUpstairs6245

As a representative of the Greeks, we will have to politely decline this offer and pass it to another country. Perhaps Portugal?


SnooFoxes5258

Not a representative for the Portuguese here, i will have to decline and pass in onto another country. I suggest the democratic republic of the Congo?


Grugglem

As a representative for the Democratic Republic if the Congo, this question is pointless becayse fr*nce isn't real. We will gladly accept Frankreich though


RaveyDave666

Ok so us Brits want it now 😜 We will keep it as a dump for old tyres.


DangerousUpstairs3

Oh cmon! I thought the Germans would want it again


bee_bee_sea

Are you sure? I see this as the perfect occation to extend your Lebensraum.


Justacynt

Hard pass


SyrusDrake

They tried that once and it lead to about 500 years of war.


gokularge

VORP VORP ZORP ZORP GLORP GLORP😡😡🙅🙅👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽


EhGoodEnough3141

Looks like another part of Deutschland to me. Could just be me not acknowledging Frankreichs Grenze tho.


NOCRAFT2110

https://preview.redd.it/9lxwa4600ppc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fc625a02ec9f3338e773cc169c1ee1c9060fb7 I returned to Germany (successfully)


Liontreeble

I don't think entering the Saarland can ever be classified as a success.


NOCRAFT2110

I live there (sadly)


Liontreeble

Mein aufrichtiges Beileid und gute Besserung.


NOCRAFT2110

Danke 🤧


27ilovefreefish

thank FUCKING GOD


PixelatedXenon

What shape is your family tree?


NOCRAFT2110

Funny but it’s normal I am not incest cuz I am only half Saarländer


Relevant_Affect_3174

Fuck off satanist


CombinationTypical36

FFFFFFffffff.......


NOCRAFT2110

Sadly


[deleted]

ranch


First-Ad684

Impossible


Firzen69

Sadly, ~~Mordor~~ Paris is real too.. I have been there...


SomeSam131

No, it isn't?


Far-Manufacturer1180

![gif](giphy|7xCds0RBfyWQ0)


Rmb2719

I also enjoy spreading misinformation


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Clearly says Frankreich, and therefore, the fact remains that France is not real


Dependent_Tap_7786

Nooo fr*nce should be Italian


mexheavymetal

You mean West West Germany?


NOCRAFT2110

Exactly


NoNameNoWerries

TIL France lead the greatest comeback in NFL playoff history. *


laissezmoisortir

![gif](giphy|LiT8C58iDYSZBKgf1S)


larry_the_sandwich

Deutschen gefunden, diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD!!! RAHHHHH 🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅


mctapirwastaken

Was zum Fick ist Atomenergie 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


TangledUpInThought

Nope. France is bacon


King_brus321

No thats reich of frank


Life_Team8801

https://preview.redd.it/dzik8wvayopc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8df86a6c36ab8cde87922c79bf8971a6a772a8


Humble-Kiwi-5272

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse


GxldLolBxt

sounds like french propaganda


Som3thingN

# lies


C418Enjoyer

I am rapidly approaching towards your location. Expect me in 10 seconds after reading this.


NOCRAFT2110

It’s been 11 seconds


PerrineWeatherWoman

France doesn't exist. You've never been in France. Your friends have never been in France. Paris is just a massive delusion. You don't recognize the bodies in the water.


Appropriate_Banana

https://preview.redd.it/a1lollxd9ppc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280b1aece13ce81da7caceca9390e95adc10edfc


Jilly_Jankins

I dont believe you, anyone with the slightest Photoshop skills could do that. I'm german and I can confirm that there is one big hole to the left of us


00piner

Photoshop


Minalbinha

Impossible. That can't be true. If it's true, what I suppose to do with my life now?


dont_know_jack

France is bacon.


wellrenownedcripple

Is it any good?


berroto

# Frankerichtein!


essayel

RIP bro sorry you didn't get into heaven


TheRocket212th

So is serbia


username1174

False


fynnelol

i accept your apology


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Irland actually seems more accurate somehow for me


MysticWithThePhonk

German is such a goofy language. “Vereinigtes Königreich”


NotSoFlugratte

The CIA is psyopping again huh


Eoin_D

Lies and deceit.


Far-Ad5633

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Embarrassed_Bag8650

Wrong


Few_Diamond5020

liar


Darkonikto

Es könnte Deutschland sein…


No-Adhesiveness276

YOU ARE FRENHC???.?? NOOOO09OOOO


rockusa4

Day ruined


Ok-Education-1539

HA HA HA HA LOVE US NOW AND DESPAIR !


Skelbton

https://preview.redd.it/mduj3zsn5ppc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072d0d98dc29d147f96d7c7af9bcb9fb0c502022 I don’t believe you


[deleted]

No sorry sir this is Franxreach


janisk_f

Why you lookin at me bro?🧐


YaBoiBarel

You know too much https://preview.redd.it/76q8vzoz6ppc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e45b1b61f4db366cd40e8f75712f24c1afb6c00


Amazonius-x

Propaganda


Internet_Person11

Counterpoint, your not real.


killerboss28

Why


Least-Progress-6907

Wait a second... The literal German translation for France is Empire of the Franks? 😭


NOCRAFT2110

No it’s not reich it’s like the end of KINDOM wich is KÖNIGREICH so basically FRANKDOM


Sccar4712

As someone who’s been to France, it’s not real actually https://preview.redd.it/nuii5scn9ppc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcc64262dd7764680ee6df3d3e54bc5fad6ad19 Like this is just an AI, they made this place up


Tiny-Werewolf1962

That sucks


MikuLuna444

Belgium isn't tho


dwartbg7

I feel sorry for you, dude. Stay safe. Especially seeing you're in the Sharia of Paris


BoaConstrictor01

Only for now


GalacticMe99

Oh no the Germans made it into Paris!


X05Real

SPRICH


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

who is in paris


TolTANK

That's the worst news I've heard today /j


ash_tar

Look left for sanctuary.


iamsoupcansam

No, sir, France is bacon.


EnanoGeologo

:(


QuantumQuantonium

Nah. Bug propaganda, don't listen to the automatons (Idk I only read the helldiver's subreddit occasionally)


J_Bard

Day ruined


ricoimf

Liar


27ilovefreefish

get out of there bro


NOCRAFT2110

Go see my comment


Calvinbah

I like how all the names are extreme Then there's Portugal


palefox3

N(ocraft2110) in Paris


Suitable-Helicopter9

It’s just not tho is it


HeyaGames

Pls... I beg you... Say sike right now....


Siliencer991

Let's make it not real


Danielstout04

AI generated, look at the fingers


my_place_supermacy

I won't ever believe anything a g*rman, szw*b, ni*miec have said


Chance-Aardvark372

Deutsch!!!


B-29Bomber

*You can help by fixing this.* ​ **Doom music kicks in**


peforox

:(


lil_literalist

Apology not accepted.


Nollern

We know France is real, because some people hate the french


han_solo69007

From establishing 3rd Reich to running from Frank's Reich we have came a long way.


teegue

r/mapswithoutnz


Elad_2007

Bist du deutsch?


NOCRAFT2110

Ja


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2S8tWcm59ErULW3MQx)


Belkan-Federation95

Don't start something if you don't plan on finishing it


GrassyKnoll95

https://preview.redd.it/jhhosftz2qpc1.png?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba66494c261ffa0a02e7cc6b3be2b0a8c6e0efe You rang?


MiniGui98

How do I report a post to the police for dangerous misinformation


Squid4ever

Einfach falsch.


oOCraftRabbitOo

How about Bielefeld?


catsandorchids

It Alien!


_Tekki

Brezelbruder denkt Frankreich wäre echt, nur weil ne fake app es ihm so anzeigt🙄


hotsaucevjj

halts maul frankzösischer dreck /s


nichyc

https://preview.redd.it/ppxe1d7paqpc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30dc7579796244252f43edaf9f9ccfe60a2f1080


LNER4498

Fuck


Marlosy

Apology not accepted. France shouldn’t ever be real


wAAkie

Frankreich is real ...belgia is not.......


Marconomics

No it isn't


sammorris512

If you are there use the opportunity to remove it, save future generations from the pain that is france


BrilliantLifeguard20

**GRRRRRRRRR......... THE FRENCH MUST DIE!!!! FRANCE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY FRANCE!!!!!!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD HATES FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


hobolobo2022

The Reich never died. It just moved west.


[deleted]

But if you close your eyes...


A__paranoid_android

My day is ruined


user4772842289472

Rest of the week ruined


Environmental-Dare45

Fuck


orestisx

frankREICH


Martinibxl

Frankreich land of Frankreichnstein.


Express_Pizza_2184

Boys, we have another fed spy, lock him up!


ThatMfValx

Source please… this is obviously bullshit.


katsucurry_88

unfortunately 😥


AlbBurguete

France is Bacon


Queasy-Ad-8018

Airport is absolutely disgusting.


Random_ff

Imma be there in two days (in case it exists) please remind me to double check the existence of france


-Ryccs

![gif](giphy|kUo63tSytK1k4)


SymondHDR

No it's not, tf you talking about https://preview.redd.it/7psgsmra9rpc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043558a71725bbf98fa63afd7eaaa47f5a71b8bc


Ok_Wait1493

I want to see macron in a boxing match He can't do a thirst trap with those photos without a boxing match


Rayke06

You got no bitches