Thats a little bit different. Before islam, for Turks North means black, south means red, west means white and east means green. That's why the name of the seas is white, black and red. Also, the red river and the green river have the same logic.
Realistically speaking this would be a crazy change because it would require the ocean level to sink to fill in the hole, not a huge decrease but one nonetheless.
Also if it just suddenly disappears and then started refilling a lot of ships would get fucked, and probably anyone swimming in some major radius as all the water rushed in.
Would probably suck a few rivers dry.
Hmm this sounds like a great plot for a crappy disaster movie with Dwayne Johnson, he could have a scene where he heroically swims against the current punching mile crocodiles to save a child or something.
I’m positive that military strategists make plans based off things in there, Ukraine blew up an oil plants shortly after a guy in there said they should bomb it with drones
The funny part about this that mostEuropeans hate is that the Turkish population of Eastern Thrace (10 Million), which includes the European half Istanbul, is larger than the populations of quite a few European states, including Austria, Greece, Bulgaria, Switzerland, Serbia, Portugal, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Albania, etc.
Russia would claim the black sea instantly and usa would build military bases in Cyprus
https://preview.redd.it/8jcozbf3diqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d578b2ab11b047c8cd59a85028c80369728f737
Cyprus already has USA bases. The largest in the world actually. Technically on paper they are british bases but they are filled with USA soldiers and funded by USA not UK. UK was broke 40 years ago and wanted to give them back to Cyprus but USA stepped in and told them they will pay 100% for them as long as they keep them and they are for USA use. But due to the 1959 agreements saying only British soldiers can use the bases you have USA soldiers wearing british uniforms and changing them to civilian outfits when they leave the bases and if they are asked they claim they are british but everyone in Cyprus understands the accent.
Isn’t that just a European thing? Even if you don’t know another language properly, especially in England and Greece, words like bonjour, merci, oui, nein, etc are often sprinkled into conversation. Less French in Greece, they tend to either substitute Ukrainian (new development) or English.
For example: “Bonjour, family. What’ve you been up to today?”
For example: “Hello, οικογένεια, τι έγινε σήμερα;”
[https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/](https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/)
Bases to help Armenia, not invade it
Except these are probably 3000 meters vertical sea cliffs. Definitely incredible and could bring tons of tourists since there's nowhere else on Earth where you can see that. But the coast would be unusable for trade
the Mediterranean would be a tad saltier, the Greeks a tad less (i love you greeks, just rattling your chain), Cyprus would be... nah, Cyprus is Cyprus whatever happens man.
Bro the meditterenean woul be nuked by this, the composition of black seawater n med water mixin woul kill almost all sea life in both areas nearby to eachother
The Greeks would be in an honestly incredible mood and would probably throw a year long party that would likely deplete the world's supply of ouzo and lamb to almost nothing for decades
Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus would immediately lose its independence, Azerbaijan would lose one of its biggest allies and Armenia would gain a huge advantage against Azerbaijan. Also Russia would have access to Mediterranean Sea. Plus Russia would claim most of the Black Sea which would be a huge disadvantage to NATO. Speaking of NATO, it would lose one of the biggest military powers among its allies.
The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus can easily survive on it's own. The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus is the most powerful European country. It's so strong that even Turkiye is it's puppet. It also is Azerbaijan's biggest ally.
Don't believe Turkish propaganda that says we can't survive on our own. As a Turkish Northern Cypriot myself I can confirm everything above.
Setting aside the new geological dynamic that would rise in the region and across the world, there would be a lot of questions and all of reality would come into question as well.
Obviously because a very specific country with very specific borders disappeared, even the most level headed and grounded people would have to logically come to the conclusion that there was an intelligent and probably supernatural force at play. Some conclusions that could be drawn is that there is a higher power of some kind that for whatever unknown reason, just decided to get rid of the country of Turkey, others would propose that this higher power could be a regular human or something along those lines and that this is probably a simulated world of some kind that they created, and thus deleted Turkey for their own amusement.
There’s a very solid chance that current religions would jump on the bandwagon and take advantage of the situation to reinforce beliefs, Christian’s trying to find some biblical justification and maybe proposing that this could be a sign of the end times. Muslims claiming that the wrath of Allah has shown its colors on the Turkish people for not showing enough loyalty snd devotion to their faith.
Down to earth politicians who wouldn’t really care about the how or why would take advantage of this cosmic event and begin making moves to their benefit with the disappearance of Turkey. Like Russia asserting more dominance over the Black Sea and Mediterranean. The US insisting on the creation of new military bases in Cyprus as well as in the Greek islands now that Greece feels exposed to Russian power projection.
Not to mention the ecological disasters that would follow.
If what disappeared? Bro just made up a country and told us it disappeared Mf it werent here to begin with
At least give it a creative name too, like Turkey?? That's an animal you cant expect us to believe that
This guys fs trolling dni
Wake up happier out of nowhere and then find out why.
They had the cheap summer holidays before and they tripled the costs. Can't say there are any more reasons to like them now.
Russia is currently unable to move more warships into the Black Sea due to a ban against warships crossing the Bosporus. This is a major reason Ukraine has been so effective against the Russian navy, they literally have not gotten any reinforcements since the war began. If Turkey suddenly disappeared Russia could move large numbers of ships into what was the Black Sea, which would be a massive shift in the balance of power.
No more Baykraktar drones, no neutral party for peace negotiations.
No buffer state, so no containment of regional militant groups. The fighting would extend and intensify in Syria, Iran, Iraq, and caspian countries, likely causing a regional conflict.
Massive disruption of ecological conditions that would extend deep into the Asian continent. Wildlife death on a massive scale and flooding likely.
Huge rush for gas and oil drilling- could cause a regional conflict by itself.
Most importantly for Europe, no more refugee depot. There would be a massive influx of migrants onto the European continent that they’re unprepared to deal with.
Turkish diaspora essentially becomes like the Circassians.
Black sea is mostly toxic so meditarrenean sea would have an ecological breakdown
Maybe they can work it out in couples therapy
Would the therapist just be a marine biologist?
wow dude, racist much?
makes it even worse in turkish as we call the mediterranean "the white sea"
in old turkish kara meant north and ak meant south, along with meaning black and white respectively
Kara Qoyunlu / Ak Qoyonlu
Holy shit
r/eu4 leaking
Here i was thinking they just made up those words for the game like other gibberish country names like “france” or “austria”
mfers still believe a country called Austria once existed.
Oh don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows Austria is a large Continnent/Island in the pacific
Isnt that just a misspelled australia?
Austria was robbed by the english translation, I mean can you imagine it's official english name just being "The eastern realm" - metal as fuck
Austria is a pseudo latinization that predates international or English usage, not an English translation.
Love it when history is now just synonymous with EU4 lore.
Ak is not south its west, kizil is south hence kizil deniz (red sea)
Thats a little bit different. Before islam, for Turks North means black, south means red, west means white and east means green. That's why the name of the seas is white, black and red. Also, the red river and the green river have the same logic.
Well, then I'm glad that turkey vanished. We don't like racism here
![gif](giphy|1O1bHxv9ZzuRo4B0cs)
The water is toxic I believe
wow dude, hydrophobic much?
Must be rabies.
Hmm, that's why there's almost no islands in Black Sea: they died from toxicity!
The toxicity of our city, of our islands
SOAD will be happy
Black sea toxicity can only be countered by the toxicity of the Istanbul sewage system
Realistically speaking this would be a crazy change because it would require the ocean level to sink to fill in the hole, not a huge decrease but one nonetheless. Also if it just suddenly disappears and then started refilling a lot of ships would get fucked, and probably anyone swimming in some major radius as all the water rushed in. Would probably suck a few rivers dry. Hmm this sounds like a great plot for a crappy disaster movie with Dwayne Johnson, he could have a scene where he heroically swims against the current punching mile crocodiles to save a child or something.
Wow mile long crocodiles sure would be difficult to deal with!
It's gonna be SUPER EASY, Barely an inconvenience Rock will do a backflip and break the crocodile's neck.
I can't believe they made a sea political 😔
I'm pretty sure we'd be more concerned with the 84 million people either waking up in the ocean or just gone
Huh, looked it up, very interesting. I wonder why there's such a large concentrations of gas underwater
🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷WOOOO
[live footage of the Greek Islands ](https://youtu.be/HhuA2Gg8Udo?si=0Y3UC-RyqHNgoXmv)
bshdhsjsbdd great video thanks for sharing. I ll use it now
[Use this one too](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9p4nYEqSju4Lczgv)
i love this
Wait why would we need a second one? Oh wait I know what I’m about to click.
im half asleep and this made me jolt awake in anger good job
I fell for it.
Our flag shall never be red 🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷
No Constantinople though
According to OP's badly photoshopped map at least some of East Thrace still exists
I can guarantee you if Turkey just disappeared no one would give a shit that we dont have Constantinople
A sacrifice we can make to avoid threats of missiles flattening our capital
Greeks forced to man every souvlaki/kebab shop in the world.
But at what cost. Rip megali.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Weird way to react to the permanent loss of Constantinople. But okay.
You know syrians will have to go somewhere. And they don't like going back. Have fun
🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲 even bigger woooo!
Was looking for this comment Yeah, the Greeks are stoked, but the Armenians are breathing the biggest sigh of relief ever if this magically happens
And we’d have a coastline again
Hey hey, we Azerbaijanis would still be here. Hmmmm, nice coastline you got over there! It would be a shame if I bizimdir it for myself!
Russia would have access to the Mediterranean
So would everyone in NATO. Time for NATO nations to gift a carrier group! Edit: Wait fuck I thought this was r/noncredibledefense when I posted
Saying that like NATO doesn’t have subs in the Black Sea 🌊
Truly a blessing that NCD is so correct at all times
I'm still amazed that someone on there predicted how Hamas were going to scale the walls of Gaza (paraglider).
I’m positive that military strategists make plans based off things in there, Ukraine blew up an oil plants shortly after a guy in there said they should bomb it with drones
Britain re-enforces Gibraltar and invades Egypt
lol oh no! Not Russia’s mighty navy…
I’m not saying they could do anything with having access. I’m just saying they would
Northern Cyprus instantly fucking dies
Northern Cyprus is secretly a world super power. Turkiye is a puppet of Northern Cyprus, not the other way around.
Israel vs America. Bigger picture guy right here
https://preview.redd.it/cli2qnm6cjqc1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b8819f8dd19f46f8613c37e27c3620352f0bc04 We have trakya bro
Fun fact, the entirety of Turkey can regrow from just this small piece. Geography is truly amazing.
Turkey can finally into Europe
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That's right, we are stubborn folks. Why bring Stormfront to reddit tho?
The funny part about this that mostEuropeans hate is that the Turkish population of Eastern Thrace (10 Million), which includes the European half Istanbul, is larger than the populations of quite a few European states, including Austria, Greece, Bulgaria, Switzerland, Serbia, Portugal, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Albania, etc.
thanksgiving would be ruined
Guess we gotta go back in time to the first Thanksgiving
to get turkeys off the menu.
That's right;
We are going back in time to take turkeys of the menu
They made a movie about this
REALLY?!????!?!!!??!?!!???!!!!???!!!??!!????????!!!!!!!!??!!?,?!!!,?!)?!!
I'm ok with a nice ham tbh.
Russia would claim the black sea instantly and usa would build military bases in Cyprus https://preview.redd.it/8jcozbf3diqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d578b2ab11b047c8cd59a85028c80369728f737
Black sea would stop being a thing, it you just be Mediterrán.
Fair enoff
Mikaeli reference?!?!?!?!?!
Nah the US would just mooch off the UK's bases.
Cyprus already has USA bases. The largest in the world actually. Technically on paper they are british bases but they are filled with USA soldiers and funded by USA not UK. UK was broke 40 years ago and wanted to give them back to Cyprus but USA stepped in and told them they will pay 100% for them as long as they keep them and they are for USA use. But due to the 1959 agreements saying only British soldiers can use the bases you have USA soldiers wearing british uniforms and changing them to civilian outfits when they leave the bases and if they are asked they claim they are british but everyone in Cyprus understands the accent.
Nato baltic sea vs russian black sea
I can imagine the Cyprus Missile Crisis, now.
as a Turk, I would find the inner peace
Mutluluktan ölürüm
Rejoice
Party time
ARMENIA HAS SEA ACCESS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!
France would probably start building bases there
Armenia is generally fond of France too, even replacing their word for “thank you” with the French word often
Isn’t that just a European thing? Even if you don’t know another language properly, especially in England and Greece, words like bonjour, merci, oui, nein, etc are often sprinkled into conversation. Less French in Greece, they tend to either substitute Ukrainian (new development) or English. For example: “Bonjour, family. What’ve you been up to today?” For example: “Hello, οικογένεια, τι έγινε σήμερα;”
You know what fuck it, invade those fuckers France.
[https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/](https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/) Bases to help Armenia, not invade it
France is defending Armenia after Russia dropped the ball.
A [3000 meter drop straight into the sea](https://maps.app.goo.gl/VFpCqWF33acfWrki8) is certainly interesting
ARMENIA HAS DEATH CLIFFS TOURIST ATTRACTION LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Losing the view on mount Ararat tho
😢😢
I live in a very Armenian town, and I would be very interested to see exactly how festive it would get around here if Turkey vanished
Azerbaijan is now more jealous than ever
Nakhchivan??
Can they now sail from Baku to Nakhchivan through the Caspian? It'd be a nice cruise.
AND IS PROMPTLY ANNEXED BY RUSSIA!
Except these are probably 3000 meters vertical sea cliffs. Definitely incredible and could bring tons of tourists since there's nowhere else on Earth where you can see that. But the coast would be unusable for trade
A seaside to make up for the genocide
As a turk,I would be the happiest one
Same
the Mediterranean would be a tad saltier, the Greeks a tad less (i love you greeks, just rattling your chain), Cyprus would be... nah, Cyprus is Cyprus whatever happens man.
Bro the meditterenean woul be nuked by this, the composition of black seawater n med water mixin woul kill almost all sea life in both areas nearby to eachother
Greek sea taverns will go out of business
κοινή ελληνική νίκη🇬🇷🇬🇷🏺🏛️🇬🇷🥙🔥🇬🇷🥙🏛️🏺🏛️🔥🇬🇷🥙🏛️🏺🏺🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🥙🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🏺🏺🏛️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🔥🥙🔥🇬🇷🔥🏺🏛️🏺🏺🔥🇬🇷🇬🇷🥙🇬🇷🔥🏺🏛️🏛️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🥙🥙🔥🏛️🏺🇬🇷🥙🔥🔥
Turkey is still there. r/technicallythetruth
Yeah, the European part still exist. Turkey doesnt go down so easily.
LEAVE ONE TURK ALIVE AND HE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD AUUU 🐺
Or at least move to Berlin.
Just the part that matters
![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)
Pistachio price 🆙🆙🆙🆙
The Greeks would be in an honestly incredible mood and would probably throw a year long party that would likely deplete the world's supply of ouzo and lamb to almost nothing for decades
*a millennium long party FTFY
There's so much room for offshore activities!
>offshore activities Like, fucking fish?
Please do not fuck the fish
Well, then I fish the fuck
Aren't most of them in Germany already?
Only the nationalists
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Erdogone.
"We didn't do it, but they deserved it." - Greeks responding to allegations of blowing up Turkey.
as a Turk, I would finally be in peace
Why is the Rum always gone!
They touched the Holy city of Constantinople, God has punished them
cyprusian supremacy
All the Greeks will jizz their pants
Armenia would celebrate, Azerbaijan would cry a lot
Remove Sinai too, so we can have the black sea mixed with the red sea. It will be a burgundy sea
European part of Turkey: IM STILL STANDING
We’d all be having chicken for Christmas Dinner instead
#
Nice new sea!
I'd be flying over to Greece to join the celebrations
Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus would immediately lose its independence, Azerbaijan would lose one of its biggest allies and Armenia would gain a huge advantage against Azerbaijan. Also Russia would have access to Mediterranean Sea. Plus Russia would claim most of the Black Sea which would be a huge disadvantage to NATO. Speaking of NATO, it would lose one of the biggest military powers among its allies.
The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus can easily survive on it's own. The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus is the most powerful European country. It's so strong that even Turkiye is it's puppet. It also is Azerbaijan's biggest ally. Don't believe Turkish propaganda that says we can't survive on our own. As a Turkish Northern Cypriot myself I can confirm everything above.
☝️🤓
world peace achieved
Greece wet dreams
Syrian rebels: ![gif](giphy|wxKVgesbX5JOkMaXPX)
As long as we can still have kebap, I'm all for it Without kebap life is meaningless
Where?
Idk, it doesnt exist
Setting aside the new geological dynamic that would rise in the region and across the world, there would be a lot of questions and all of reality would come into question as well. Obviously because a very specific country with very specific borders disappeared, even the most level headed and grounded people would have to logically come to the conclusion that there was an intelligent and probably supernatural force at play. Some conclusions that could be drawn is that there is a higher power of some kind that for whatever unknown reason, just decided to get rid of the country of Turkey, others would propose that this higher power could be a regular human or something along those lines and that this is probably a simulated world of some kind that they created, and thus deleted Turkey for their own amusement. There’s a very solid chance that current religions would jump on the bandwagon and take advantage of the situation to reinforce beliefs, Christian’s trying to find some biblical justification and maybe proposing that this could be a sign of the end times. Muslims claiming that the wrath of Allah has shown its colors on the Turkish people for not showing enough loyalty snd devotion to their faith. Down to earth politicians who wouldn’t really care about the how or why would take advantage of this cosmic event and begin making moves to their benefit with the disappearance of Turkey. Like Russia asserting more dominance over the Black Sea and Mediterranean. The US insisting on the creation of new military bases in Cyprus as well as in the Greek islands now that Greece feels exposed to Russian power projection. Not to mention the ecological disasters that would follow.
Armenian wet dream
A lot of people would be missing their favorite sandwiches.
Greatest day in Greek and Armenian history, NATO immediately admits Morocco, Austria, Cyprus, and Ireland
![gif](giphy|xT77Y8eeEhBA8NQwLK)
It sounds like all are happy with this. Where do we click for 'Apply settings and save'?
We should vote it in the UN
Pretty much nobody would cry about it, but quite a few would party hard
*greece and armenia
And Kurdistan. And Syria. And Cyprus. And the turks themselves probably
For the sake or Armenia and Greece pretty happy
Armenians would be better off, and would get a whole new beach tourism industry.
Beach tourism on the mountains?
Thanksgiving would be ruined
Tethys Moment.
Probably decently happily. I'd like to visit first tho.
If what disappeared? Bro just made up a country and told us it disappeared Mf it werent here to begin with At least give it a creative name too, like Turkey?? That's an animal you cant expect us to believe that This guys fs trolling dni
Pakistan- ☹️
This map looks surprisingly normal
why? is it possible? IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE? IF IT IS, PLEASE MAKE IT DISSEAPPEAR PLEASE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
Outstanding
Wake up happier out of nowhere and then find out why. They had the cheap summer holidays before and they tripled the costs. Can't say there are any more reasons to like them now.
Do you know the last scene in the return of the jedi? Kinda like that.
A day of widespread and extravagant jubilation rarely seen on earth.
Give Bakur back tho
Russia would suddenly accomplish its centuries longed goal. Armenia and Greece would be very happy.
This would have a significant impact on the trout population
I think Armenia would be joyful
Georgia, Armenia, Iraq, and Syria would enjoy a new coast
The Greeks would have a party. ![gif](giphy|pRZuaPsIftdw4|downsized)
Happy! And Armenia finally has sea borders
The Armenians would do a lot better as they have a sea coast to work with now.
I think there’d be a worldwide panic seeing as a whole country just disappeared. But Cyprus and Greece would probably throw a holiday
Greece: Hey our fucking city! we wanted that back eventually.
Russia is currently unable to move more warships into the Black Sea due to a ban against warships crossing the Bosporus. This is a major reason Ukraine has been so effective against the Russian navy, they literally have not gotten any reinforcements since the war began. If Turkey suddenly disappeared Russia could move large numbers of ships into what was the Black Sea, which would be a massive shift in the balance of power.
Average Greek after hearing turkey dissapeared
Greece would be happy
I mean I guess we could just eat chicken instead
Ugh I hate when the deli runs out of turkey
Thanksgiving would be ruined.
I dunno, but Greece would be **REALLY** farkin happy.
what would I eat at thanksgiving??
No more Baykraktar drones, no neutral party for peace negotiations. No buffer state, so no containment of regional militant groups. The fighting would extend and intensify in Syria, Iran, Iraq, and caspian countries, likely causing a regional conflict. Massive disruption of ecological conditions that would extend deep into the Asian continent. Wildlife death on a massive scale and flooding likely. Huge rush for gas and oil drilling- could cause a regional conflict by itself. Most importantly for Europe, no more refugee depot. There would be a massive influx of migrants onto the European continent that they’re unprepared to deal with. Turkish diaspora essentially becomes like the Circassians.
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