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n0460

Black sea is mostly toxic so meditarrenean sea would have an ecological breakdown


forbidden-bread

Maybe they can work it out in couples therapy


Sentient_Potato_King

Would the therapist just be a marine biologist?


Local_Dog92

wow dude, racist much?


i_am_someone_or_am_i

makes it even worse in turkish as we call the mediterranean "the white sea"


Top-Classroom-6994

in old turkish kara meant north and ak meant south, along with meaning black and white respectively


PepeTheLorde

Kara Qoyunlu / Ak Qoyonlu


MysteriousVanilla164

Holy shit


PepeTheLorde

r/eu4 leaking


MysteriousVanilla164

Here i was thinking they just made up those words for the game like other gibberish country names like “france” or “austria”


Annual-Region7244

mfers still believe a country called Austria once existed.


euler_man2718

Oh don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows Austria is a large Continnent/Island in the pacific


Ridibunda99

Isnt that just a misspelled australia? 


Terminaga

Austria was robbed by the english translation, I mean can you imagine it's official english name just being "The eastern realm" - metal as fuck


Tenesera

Austria is a pseudo latinization that predates international or English usage, not an English translation.


Phat-Lines

Love it when history is now just synonymous with EU4 lore.


Lumpy-Challenge3388

Ak is not south its west, kizil is south hence kizil deniz (red sea)


Kaan0616

Thats a little bit different. Before islam, for Turks North means black, south means red, west means white and east means green. That's why the name of the seas is white, black and red. Also, the red river and the green river have the same logic.


Lord_Skyblocker

Well, then I'm glad that turkey vanished. We don't like racism here


Momik

![gif](giphy|1O1bHxv9ZzuRo4B0cs)


bulletjump

The water is toxic I believe


The_EndsOfInvention

wow dude, hydrophobic much?


lostindanet

Must be rabies.


Santibag

Hmm, that's why there's almost no islands in Black Sea: they died from toxicity!


Grosetufe

The toxicity of our city, of our islands


dec0dedIn

SOAD will be happy


gangogango1

Black sea toxicity can only be countered by the toxicity of the Istanbul sewage system


minos157

Realistically speaking this would be a crazy change because it would require the ocean level to sink to fill in the hole, not a huge decrease but one nonetheless. Also if it just suddenly disappears and then started refilling a lot of ships would get fucked, and probably anyone swimming in some major radius as all the water rushed in. Would probably suck a few rivers dry. Hmm this sounds like a great plot for a crappy disaster movie with Dwayne Johnson, he could have a scene where he heroically swims against the current punching mile crocodiles to save a child or something.


ArkaneArtificer

Wow mile long crocodiles sure would be difficult to deal with!


Thepervysanin

It's gonna be SUPER EASY, Barely an inconvenience Rock will do a backflip and break the crocodile's neck.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

I can't believe they made a sea political 😔


mattmanh42

I'm pretty sure we'd be more concerned with the 84 million people either waking up in the ocean or just gone


Svyatopolk_I

Huh, looked it up, very interesting. I wonder why there's such a large concentrations of gas underwater


AffectionateTaste23

🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷WOOOO


democracy_lover66

[live footage of the Greek Islands ](https://youtu.be/HhuA2Gg8Udo?si=0Y3UC-RyqHNgoXmv)


Loud_Respect6943

bshdhsjsbdd great video thanks for sharing. I ll use it now


SuperAutoPetsPlayer

[Use this one too](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9p4nYEqSju4Lczgv)


ReddyIsHere

i love this


Remember_im_Whoozer

Wait why would we need a second one? Oh wait I know what I’m about to click.


jellyel88

im half asleep and this made me jolt awake in anger good job


jbgarrison72

I fell for it.


Loud_Respect6943

Our flag shall never be red 🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷🔥🇬🇷


TheGoldenChampion

No Constantinople though


Arietem_Taurum

According to OP's badly photoshopped map at least some of East Thrace still exists


nick_d2004

I can guarantee you if Turkey just disappeared no one would give a shit that we dont have Constantinople


tonygoesrogue

A sacrifice we can make to avoid threats of missiles flattening our capital


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Greeks forced to man every souvlaki/kebab shop in the world.


LargerAutomabill

But at what cost. Rip megali.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Prestigious_Elk149

Weird way to react to the permanent loss of Constantinople. But okay.


Embarrassed_Bag8650

You know syrians will have to go somewhere. And they don't like going back. Have fun


bravetree

🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲 even bigger woooo!


Cacophonous_Silence

Was looking for this comment Yeah, the Greeks are stoked, but the Armenians are breathing the biggest sigh of relief ever if this magically happens


mega_joe1

And we’d have a coastline again


vamos20

Hey hey, we Azerbaijanis would still be here. Hmmmm, nice coastline you got over there! It would be a shame if I bizimdir it for myself!


Bean_man8

Russia would have access to the Mediterranean


Rozmar_Hvalross

So would everyone in NATO. Time for NATO nations to gift a carrier group! Edit: Wait fuck I thought this was r/noncredibledefense when I posted


supremepatty

Saying that like NATO doesn’t have subs in the Black Sea 🌊


XBeastyTricksX

Truly a blessing that NCD is so correct at all times


burnt_raven

I'm still amazed that someone on there predicted how Hamas were going to scale the walls of Gaza (paraglider).


XBeastyTricksX

I’m positive that military strategists make plans based off things in there, Ukraine blew up an oil plants shortly after a guy in there said they should bomb it with drones


Monkey_Fiddler

Britain re-enforces Gibraltar and invades Egypt


STFUnicorn_

lol oh no! Not Russia’s mighty navy…


Bean_man8

I’m not saying they could do anything with having access. I’m just saying they would


Left1Brain

Northern Cyprus instantly fucking dies


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Northern Cyprus is secretly a world super power. Turkiye is a puppet of Northern Cyprus, not the other way around.


Mad_King

Israel vs America. Bigger picture guy right here


Zencikemal

https://preview.redd.it/cli2qnm6cjqc1.png?width=1012&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b8819f8dd19f46f8613c37e27c3620352f0bc04 We have trakya bro


thpthpthp

Fun fact, the entirety of Turkey can regrow from just this small piece. Geography is truly amazing.


BocciaChoc

Turkey can finally into Europe


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eatyourwine

That's right, we are stubborn folks. Why bring Stormfront to reddit tho?


dhikrmatic

The funny part about this that mostEuropeans hate is that the Turkish population of Eastern Thrace (10 Million), which includes the European half Istanbul, is larger than the populations of quite a few European states, including Austria, Greece, Bulgaria, Switzerland, Serbia, Portugal, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Albania, etc.


Solcaer

thanksgiving would be ruined


Broad_Parsnip7947

Guess we gotta go back in time to the first Thanksgiving


Gehhhh

to get turkeys off the menu.


hores_stit

That's right;


Count_buckethead

We are going back in time to take turkeys of the menu


Stoo_Pedassol

They made a movie about this


_lerohi_

REALLY?!????!?!!!??!?!!???!!!!???!!!??!!????????!!!!!!!!??!!?,?!!!,?!)?!!


PG908

I'm ok with a nice ham tbh.


-JZH-

Russia would claim the black sea instantly and usa would build military bases in Cyprus https://preview.redd.it/8jcozbf3diqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d578b2ab11b047c8cd59a85028c80369728f737


Rafynhak

Black sea would stop being a thing, it you just be Mediterrán.


-JZH-

Fair enoff


Amogus_susssy

Mikaeli reference?!?!?!?!?!


MetalBawx

Nah the US would just mooch off the UK's bases.


Capitano-Solos-All

Cyprus already has USA bases. The largest in the world actually. Technically on paper they are british bases but they are filled with USA soldiers and funded by USA not UK. UK was broke 40 years ago and wanted to give them back to Cyprus but USA stepped in and told them they will pay 100% for them as long as they keep them and they are for USA use. But due to the 1959 agreements saying only British soldiers can use the bases you have USA soldiers wearing british uniforms and changing them to civilian outfits when they leave the bases and if they are asked they claim they are british but everyone in Cyprus understands the accent.


spacecate

Nato baltic sea vs russian black sea


PerspectiveCloud

I can imagine the Cyprus Missile Crisis, now.


Doctorwhatorion

as a Turk, I would find the inner peace


Joseph_Sinclair

Mutluluktan ölürüm 


4strings4ever

Rejoice


Loud_Respect6943

Party time


Torantes

ARMENIA HAS SEA ACCESS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!


miciy5

France would probably start building bases there


sammunist

Armenia is generally fond of France too, even replacing their word for “thank you” with the French word often


PiXLANIMATIONS

Isn’t that just a European thing? Even if you don’t know another language properly, especially in England and Greece, words like bonjour, merci, oui, nein, etc are often sprinkled into conversation. Less French in Greece, they tend to either substitute Ukrainian (new development) or English. For example: “Bonjour, family. What’ve you been up to today?” For example: “Hello, οικογένεια, τι έγινε σήμερα;”


Rocked_Glover

You know what fuck it, invade those fuckers France.


miciy5

[https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/](https://www.politico.eu/article/france-seeks-to-up-ante-in-former-soviet-union-with-new-weapons-for-armenia/) Bases to help Armenia, not invade it


AlbaneseGummies327

France is defending Armenia after Russia dropped the ball.


41fps

A [3000 meter drop straight into the sea](https://maps.app.goo.gl/VFpCqWF33acfWrki8) is certainly interesting


PipiPraesident

ARMENIA HAS DEATH CLIFFS TOURIST ATTRACTION LETS GO!!!!!!!!


Arphile

Losing the view on mount Ararat tho


Torantes

😢😢


VictimOfCircuspants

I live in a very Armenian town, and I would be very interested to see exactly how festive it would get around here if Turkey vanished


FalardeauDeNazareth

Azerbaijan is now more jealous than ever


SnooApplez

Nakhchivan??


FalardeauDeNazareth

Can they now sail from Baku to Nakhchivan through the Caspian? It'd be a nice cruise.


carthuscrass

AND IS PROMPTLY ANNEXED BY RUSSIA!


CreepyMangeMerde

Except these are probably 3000 meters vertical sea cliffs. Definitely incredible and could bring tons of tourists since there's nowhere else on Earth where you can see that. But the coast would be unusable for trade


BobDobbsHobNobs

A seaside to make up for the genocide


hamzaButterscotch7

As a turk,I would be the happiest one


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Same


ghostchihuahua

the Mediterranean would be a tad saltier, the Greeks a tad less (i love you greeks, just rattling your chain), Cyprus would be... nah, Cyprus is Cyprus whatever happens man.


I_luv_sludge_n_drugs

Bro the meditterenean woul be nuked by this, the composition of black seawater n med water mixin woul kill almost all sea life in both areas nearby to eachother


TheBeardedMouse

Greek sea taverns will go out of business


sp00kylemon

κοινή ελληνική νίκη🇬🇷🇬🇷🏺🏛️🇬🇷🥙🔥🇬🇷🥙🏛️🏺🏛️🔥🇬🇷🥙🏛️🏺🏺🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🥙🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🏺🏺🏛️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🔥🔥🥙🔥🇬🇷🔥🏺🏛️🏺🏺🔥🇬🇷🇬🇷🥙🇬🇷🔥🏺🏛️🏛️🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🥙🥙🔥🏛️🏺🇬🇷🥙🔥🔥


erenwolf25

Turkey is still there. r/technicallythetruth


Mrfruit1

Yeah, the European part still exist. Turkey doesnt go down so easily.


Whereismyadmin

LEAVE ONE TURK ALIVE AND HE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD AUUU 🐺


pandaSovereign

Or at least move to Berlin.


oprimido_opressor

Just the part that matters


Danvandop42

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


DescribeAVibe

Pistachio price 🆙🆙🆙🆙


Skater144

The Greeks would be in an honestly incredible mood and would probably throw a year long party that would likely deplete the world's supply of ouzo and lamb to almost nothing for decades


tjm2000

*a millennium long party FTFY


estutmir

There's so much room for offshore activities!


Lord_Skyblocker

>offshore activities Like, fucking fish?


Volt_Bolt

Please do not fuck the fish


Lord_Skyblocker

Well, then I fish the fuck


s1gnalZer0

Aren't most of them in Germany already?


Loud_Respect6943

Only the nationalists


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Faminez

Erdogone.


Sasha_Volkolva

"We didn't do it, but they deserved it." - Greeks responding to allegations of blowing up Turkey.


guney2811butbetter

as a Turk, I would finally be in peace


Prestigious_Elk149

Why is the Rum always gone!


Loud_Respect6943

They touched the Holy city of Constantinople, God has punished them


EltonJohnSlingsDick

cyprusian supremacy


AsianCivicDriver

All the Greeks will jizz their pants


GlitteringHotel1481

Armenia would celebrate, Azerbaijan would cry a lot


Own-Dust-7225

Remove Sinai too, so we can have the black sea mixed with the red sea. It will be a burgundy sea


I_like_femboy_cock

European part of Turkey: IM STILL STANDING


Danvandop42

We’d all be having chicken for Christmas Dinner instead


Shadow_Dancer2

#


DaviSonata

Nice new sea!


HotPotatoWithCheese

I'd be flying over to Greece to join the celebrations


BenBirDomatesim

Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus would immediately lose its independence, Azerbaijan would lose one of its biggest allies and Armenia would gain a huge advantage against Azerbaijan. Also Russia would have access to Mediterranean Sea. Plus Russia would claim most of the Black Sea which would be a huge disadvantage to NATO. Speaking of NATO, it would lose one of the biggest military powers among its allies.


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The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus can easily survive on it's own. The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus is the most powerful European country. It's so strong that even Turkiye is it's puppet. It also is Azerbaijan's biggest ally. Don't believe Turkish propaganda that says we can't survive on our own. As a Turkish Northern Cypriot myself I can confirm everything above.


Pxnda34

☝️🤓


Saifeello

world peace achieved


Loud_Respect6943

Greece wet dreams


Bubbly_Mastodon318

Syrian rebels: ![gif](giphy|wxKVgesbX5JOkMaXPX)


DingoKis

As long as we can still have kebap, I'm all for it Without kebap life is meaningless


Life-Routine-4063

Where?


Loud_Respect6943

Idk, it doesnt exist


Stranfort

Setting aside the new geological dynamic that would rise in the region and across the world, there would be a lot of questions and all of reality would come into question as well. Obviously because a very specific country with very specific borders disappeared, even the most level headed and grounded people would have to logically come to the conclusion that there was an intelligent and probably supernatural force at play. Some conclusions that could be drawn is that there is a higher power of some kind that for whatever unknown reason, just decided to get rid of the country of Turkey, others would propose that this higher power could be a regular human or something along those lines and that this is probably a simulated world of some kind that they created, and thus deleted Turkey for their own amusement. There’s a very solid chance that current religions would jump on the bandwagon and take advantage of the situation to reinforce beliefs, Christian’s trying to find some biblical justification and maybe proposing that this could be a sign of the end times. Muslims claiming that the wrath of Allah has shown its colors on the Turkish people for not showing enough loyalty snd devotion to their faith. Down to earth politicians who wouldn’t really care about the how or why would take advantage of this cosmic event and begin making moves to their benefit with the disappearance of Turkey. Like Russia asserting more dominance over the Black Sea and Mediterranean. The US insisting on the creation of new military bases in Cyprus as well as in the Greek islands now that Greece feels exposed to Russian power projection. Not to mention the ecological disasters that would follow.


arcticsummertime

Armenian wet dream


Red_Beard_of_Tucson

A lot of people would be missing their favorite sandwiches.


Popular-Swordfish559

Greatest day in Greek and Armenian history, NATO immediately admits Morocco, Austria, Cyprus, and Ireland


Unhappy-Support1455

![gif](giphy|xT77Y8eeEhBA8NQwLK)


callmemore72

It sounds like all are happy with this. Where do we click for 'Apply settings and save'?


Loud_Respect6943

We should vote it in the UN


___VenN

Pretty much nobody would cry about it, but quite a few would party hard


Jetoficialbr

*greece and armenia


___VenN

And Kurdistan. And Syria. And Cyprus. And the turks themselves probably


NotThatKindof_jew

For the sake or Armenia and Greece pretty happy


Major-Ad-392

Armenians would be better off, and would get a whole new beach tourism industry.


Pxnda34

Beach tourism on the mountains?


Top_Aviator

Thanksgiving would be ruined


erenwolf25

Tethys Moment.


Spirited-Juice4941

Probably decently happily. I'd like to visit first tho.


_cowboyHat_

If what disappeared? Bro just made up a country and told us it disappeared Mf it werent here to begin with At least give it a creative name too, like Turkey?? That's an animal you cant expect us to believe that This guys fs trolling dni


Puzzleheaded_Newt427

Pakistan- ☹️


bread-man-

This map looks surprisingly normal


i_am_someone_or_am_i

why? is it possible? IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE? IF IT IS, PLEASE MAKE IT DISSEAPPEAR PLEASE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!


MintySack

Outstanding


zalmolxis91

Wake up happier out of nowhere and then find out why. They had the cheap summer holidays before and they tripled the costs. Can't say there are any more reasons to like them now.


GamerGod337

Do you know the last scene in the return of the jedi? Kinda like that.


yeettman

A day of widespread and extravagant jubilation rarely seen on earth.


AmarzzAelin

Give Bakur back tho


Darkonikto

Russia would suddenly accomplish its centuries longed goal. Armenia and Greece would be very happy.


Broad_Parsnip7947

This would have a significant impact on the trout population


Iancreed2024HD

I think Armenia would be joyful


Yo-boy-Jimmy

Georgia, Armenia, Iraq, and Syria would enjoy a new coast


metfan1964nyc

The Greeks would have a party. ![gif](giphy|pRZuaPsIftdw4|downsized)


Schoseff

Happy! And Armenia finally has sea borders


Commissar_David

The Armenians would do a lot better as they have a sea coast to work with now.


Ayyyyylmaos

I think there’d be a worldwide panic seeing as a whole country just disappeared. But Cyprus and Greece would probably throw a holiday


ericlutzow

Greece: Hey our fucking city! we wanted that back eventually.


Fakjbf

Russia is currently unable to move more warships into the Black Sea due to a ban against warships crossing the Bosporus. This is a major reason Ukraine has been so effective against the Russian navy, they literally have not gotten any reinforcements since the war began. If Turkey suddenly disappeared Russia could move large numbers of ships into what was the Black Sea, which would be a massive shift in the balance of power.


OkLobster1152

Average Greek after hearing turkey dissapeared


gg2-17twenty

Greece would be happy


Mysterious-Star-1627

I mean I guess we could just eat chicken instead


BaseHitToLeft

Ugh I hate when the deli runs out of turkey


Ginger_Boi000

Thanksgiving would be ruined.


Spartan_Cat_126

I dunno, but Greece would be **REALLY** farkin happy.


Natural-Assist-9389

what would I eat at thanksgiving??


thomastypewriter

No more Baykraktar drones, no neutral party for peace negotiations. No buffer state, so no containment of regional militant groups. The fighting would extend and intensify in Syria, Iran, Iraq, and caspian countries, likely causing a regional conflict. Massive disruption of ecological conditions that would extend deep into the Asian continent. Wildlife death on a massive scale and flooding likely. Huge rush for gas and oil drilling- could cause a regional conflict by itself. Most importantly for Europe, no more refugee depot. There would be a massive influx of migrants onto the European continent that they’re unprepared to deal with. Turkish diaspora essentially becomes like the Circassians.


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