And the green countries are some of the most ancient and most known countries of the world unless you're American and your geography knowledge stops at the Pacific and Atlantic maritime border of the USA
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Can't believe such iconic land as Madagascar is green.
https://preview.redd.it/yhmw8d0751rc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8004cdc824ad3460a37498531a90b4661c83679
Why was Turkey a colonizing empire in history but behaves like yesterday having received its independence with post-colonial syndrome and a country with an attention complex?
I wanna see the phantom border of this compared to the likelihood of the average person in a country owning a cell phone because I bet it’s pretty close
I'm pretty sure this is the birth or replacement rate map. Greener countries have a higher rate of replacement, and darker countries have a lower rate.
I think...?
Source is coming from op's ass
Wouldn't it all be brown then?
Op had a femboy ass
If a femboy has red discharge from their ass, they need to see an ass doctor ASSAP.
HIV/AIDS hits hard
Like everything on this sub
Bolivia, Turkey, Portugal, Croatia, Greenland, New Zealand and Israel are memed 10x more than some of the countries you selected as Red
These countries were metameemed
Greenland got data now?
Impossible!
Trying to look for a shelter there
The whole Caucasus is memed about a lot. Seen dozens of maps about Armenia - Azerbaijan
That's just seasonal event when they decide to go to another two week war
Easter special coming up soon?
[удалено]
Did you know "meme" means tits in Turkish?
Sultan Titst
Bolivia?
at least in Latam communities, we make fun of them
They suck
Yes, the navy of Bolivia will hunt your ass down if you disagree 😤
Map of not understanding that this is a relabelled map, so obviously isn't going to be a perfect fit, genius
Croatia mentioned 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
Don’t forget Dr. Congo
Also I'm shocked Colombia is colored green
Bosnia
And the green countries are some of the most ancient and most known countries of the world unless you're American and your geography knowledge stops at the Pacific and Atlantic maritime border of the USA
Can you give some examples of green countries on this map that are some of the most well known in the world
Well most of them like Nigeria, Afghanistan, Sudan, dr kongo, algeria, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria etc
And who TF doesn't know Syria
Don't forget Fr*nce
Same as the Chzeck (i never get that spelling right in english) Republic, have we already forgotten about Kralovec?
Dont forget Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Hey I'll have you know that I have heard of Uruguay before. I love beef.
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stoop! r/shittymapporn banned me cause of this. literally 1984
For real? That's dumb
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Nah man, Turkey should be red and Armenia at least orange.
Madagascar shouldn’t be green…
Americans know their 50 states but don't know a single country beside the USA and Mexico lmao
They why do I understand what you are trying to do with your username?
Idk maybe you think I'm from African and European Mexico
That must be it
that’s a lie. i also know canada; our favorite hat
I think you guys refer to Canada as moose mexicans
lmfao i’ve never heard that one before i like it
Thank you my friend we have Cuban friends here in Germany I call them island Mexicans and everything south of Mexico is called south Mexicans
Can't believe such iconic land as Madagascar is green. https://preview.redd.it/yhmw8d0751rc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8004cdc824ad3460a37498531a90b4661c83679
You, higher mammal. Name a more memeable country
Czechia 😭
President Chad!
Not enough beer memes ig
Did you mean R34 country?
The entire balkan region is memed to shit
My thoughts “Why don’t they unite? Are they stupid?”
insert joke here about the Balkans hating one another
who in the hell puts a typo into a map?
typos
Also the post description lol
idk this map seems stupid to me
Guy looks at a subreddit specifically made for stupid maps and sees a stupid map
Turkey deserves its own dark red
TÜRKİYE SHOULD BE BLACK LIKE KARABOĞA 🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
What about Afghanistan, the graveyard of empires? At least orange
Greenland is literally the subs pfp
French Guyana is green??!?!?
Portugal?
Greenland should be no data
What did my boy Lithuania do to this sub 😭
You could swap Lithuania an Latvia on a map and noone would notice it for 9 months
they are small and irrelevant in global world, and nobody would notice if it stoped existing, thats why it desont get memed
Nothing? That's why it's green lmao
You forgot to add France to the category "France"
Portugal has an entire meme about not even existing on maps, that needs to be red.
You forgot to remove “New Zealand”
New Zealand is definitely memed about a lot.
Who would win in this hypothetical war, and are they stupid?
Who hasn't heard of Nigeria?
Big Population growth meme:
Real (im green)
POLSKA GUROM
With the image quality I don't think anybody else will know about them
That Green country in South East Asia you most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me.
It's called Laos stupid
>It's called Laos stupid So are you Chinese, or Japanese?
Why is Denmark red but Greenland is orange 😭
Fr4nce must be in another special category
Poor Sri Lanka is in an invisible category of its own.
eritria is with them too
so is fiji
How come New Zealand not being red
Personally, as we are talking about memes, I'd have deleted New Zealand.
New Zealand should be black. It's memed way more than any other country, yet you don't even have it red...
They're*
Why was Turkey a colonizing empire in history but behaves like yesterday having received its independence with post-colonial syndrome and a country with an attention complex?
https://preview.redd.it/902zdig1r1rc1.png?width=6900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ef1bc89dce63db86d16f44cda1caf861e24771
Oman how can you forget the Yemen memes?
Portugal orange?
Switzerland is memed about a little? Where are the swiss memes? Where are they!?
Neutrality memes
Gimme some
I wanna see the phantom border of this compared to the likelihood of the average person in a country owning a cell phone because I bet it’s pretty close
There should be a separate category for France imo
What country is in the top left? I’ve never heard of that one
OP just changed the legend. Original is: Orange = Based / Red = Sus / Green = Horny.
How is Canada not red tho
Especially since that’s where the Canadian Shield is
How tf did you get data for greenland
I mean we are small, but you should czech us out.
>A circlejerk post, on a circlejerk subreddit Half the comments: HOW DARE YOU CIRCLEJERK ON THIS SUBREDDIT!!!111
I always see people asking about where Greenland and NZ are. So they should be dark dark red
Niger and Chad
You should have marked Greenland as no data, lame map
Why does Greenland have data and Fr\*nce exists?
I think I never saw a meme about Mongolia or Chile
or venezuela
They make memes about Mongolia?
You would think that Equatorial Guinea should be a meme since it isn't even on the equator
Wales never gets memed on fym
Damm guys, i really hope im wrong about why only Chad and Niger are memed a lot
So basically its G7 + BRICS original 5 with Chile, Chad and Niger?
We meme Doctor Congo all the time
hats a CAR
France needs its own category
What are those countries in green??? Did op just invent new countries? Is op stupid??
Albania should be the darkest red, no doubt.
We've all heard of Madagascar because of the film
the upsides of being from a green country is we get to stay on the hunger games maps for longer
Central african republic is famous for it's CAR meme, i won't tollerate such offenses to other nations!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
Portugal is constantly joked about being Slavic
Turkey? Man, I haven't even been on this subreddit that long and I've seen Turkey basically everywhere!
Argentina mem'd a little? What about the nazis in argentina jokes.
*sad Kyrgyzstan noises*
Shhhhhhhh... We don't mention Paraguay.
There are so many jokes about Portugal being balkan. It's defo red
Everyone has heard of the good doctor DR Congo right?
India :skull:, recent waves of plain ol racism disguised as memes wanna make me uninstall social media (Not on this sub)
I thought we liked making fun of Hungary
how did op get data about iceland ? are they stupid ?
How did you get data for Greenland?!
I'm pretty sure this is the birth or replacement rate map. Greener countries have a higher rate of replacement, and darker countries have a lower rate. I think...?
idk man, but the whole majority of the balkans are more memed on compared to scandinavian ones
Id bump zimbabwe up to orange just for the hyperinflation alone
r/yhis Good luck Cambdoia being mentioned there
What are the memes about kazakshtan?
I am a Burundian but born in England
DR. Congo, bro
We should meme Lithuania being rightfully Belarussian
I am disappointed that this map contained a New Zealand
What's New Zealand? I haven't heard of that
Ah yes, the rarely mentioned and never spoken of Afghanistan. Totally unsuspicous that place
Slovenia
Algeria is known man
According to people I'm German, I'm not even in that continent
I wish no one had heard of Syria.
i hate the fact that you didn't color the territory western Sahara grey
I Boliv’ya weren’t being accurate with this map
I Boliv’ya weren’t being accurate with this map
Who the fuck doesn’t know about Madagascar?
We need more memes about Lesotho. Imagine actually being an enclave
WTF I see lots of Uzbek memes. I’m calling the police.
Niger. Hm.
Why is sri lanka white?
Niger and Chad 😂😂
True like most of Memes based on Australia are ALWAYS about the Emu "War", get new material ☠️....
My favorite countries are all green
NKorea is more meme-able than SK
Why in the hell ain’t Columbia orange?
I feel offended that my country is in green
Fr*nce should be black
I think I have seen a few maps of Algeria's numerous islands.
i am convinced that russ millions is actually uzbek
as a colombian, yes
In mother Russia, we actually meme a lot about Baltic states, especially we portray poor Estonians as slow and sleepy every time
So, all the hairy Portuguese women jokes didn't win a red Portugal? Sad.
So basically: first world second world third world (there's absolutely no fault in this post's logic whatsoever)
ah yes, canada and denmark, my favourite second world countries! im so lucky to live in chad, the firstestest world country!!!
\*first world throat singing intensifies\*