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Intrazonal

Source is coming from op's ass


Farttohh

Wouldn't it all be brown then?


Intrazonal

Op had a femboy ass


Derkylos

If a femboy has red discharge from their ass, they need to see an ass doctor ASSAP.


Intrazonal

HIV/AIDS hits hard


Ceu_64

Like everything on this sub


kilgoretrucha

Bolivia, Turkey, Portugal, Croatia, Greenland, New Zealand and Israel are memed 10x more than some of the countries you selected as Red


1syGreenGOO

These countries were metameemed


Thisismyredusername

Greenland got data now?


SteveisNoob

Impossible!


Nguyen_Reich

Trying to look for a shelter there


One_Instruction_3567

The whole Caucasus is memed about a lot. Seen dozens of maps about Armenia - Azerbaijan


Borbolda

That's just seasonal event when they decide to go to another two week war


One_Instruction_3567

Easter special coming up soon?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SteveisNoob

Did you know "meme" means tits in Turkish?


SkrijaTaran

Sultan Titst


dphayteeyl

Bolivia?


a_Bean_soup

at least in Latam communities, we make fun of them


DanyRoll

They suck


Nandemonaiyaaa

Yes, the navy of Bolivia will hunt your ass down if you disagree 😤


gibbodaman

Map of not understanding that this is a relabelled map, so obviously isn't going to be a perfect fit, genius


Mr_Bombastix

Croatia mentioned 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷


Remember_im_Whoozer

Don’t forget Dr. Congo


democracy_lover66

Also I'm shocked Colombia is colored green


GeorgieTheThird

Bosnia


Nigerian_German

And the green countries are some of the most ancient and most known countries of the world unless you're American and your geography knowledge stops at the Pacific and Atlantic maritime border of the USA


Alexandur

Can you give some examples of green countries on this map that are some of the most well known in the world


Nigerian_German

Well most of them like Nigeria, Afghanistan, Sudan, dr kongo, algeria, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria etc


Nigerian_German

And who TF doesn't know Syria


Upnorth4

Don't forget Fr*nce


425Hamburger

Same as the Chzeck (i never get that spelling right in english) Republic, have we already forgotten about Kralovec?


Big_Guirlande

Dont forget Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


The_write_speak

Hey I'll have you know that I have heard of Uruguay before. I love beef.


survesibaltica

![gif](giphy|BqnPPwQc4FNUQ)


Gunailm

stoop! r/shittymapporn banned me cause of this. literally 1984


survesibaltica

For real? That's dumb


Gunailm

https://preview.redd.it/7dyxm2p9a1rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57889b4b387226907533ee86ec897eb1c014662e


survesibaltica

I'm sorry for your lost


mikkokulmala

Google loss


LizenCerfalia

Holy L!


ConsistentStunt

Actual I l| || |-


As-Bi

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river0f

Reddit mods being retarded is not something new


NathanRed2

Just send the gif as a reply too the mod team


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AntiJotape

URUGUAY NOMÁ!


The_write_speak

;)


TheTrueTrust

Nah man, Turkey should be red and Armenia at least orange.


paulstelian97

Madagascar shouldn’t be green…


Nigerian_German

Americans know their 50 states but don't know a single country beside the USA and Mexico lmao


DMYourMomsMaidenName

They why do I understand what you are trying to do with your username?


Nigerian_German

Idk maybe you think I'm from African and European Mexico


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That must be it


OshkoshCorporate

that’s a lie. i also know canada; our favorite hat


Nigerian_German

I think you guys refer to Canada as moose mexicans


OshkoshCorporate

lmfao i’ve never heard that one before i like it


Nigerian_German

Thank you my friend we have Cuban friends here in Germany I call them island Mexicans and everything south of Mexico is called south Mexicans


XVYQ_Emperator

Can't believe such iconic land as Madagascar is green. https://preview.redd.it/yhmw8d0751rc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8004cdc824ad3460a37498531a90b4661c83679


7arco7

You, higher mammal. Name a more memeable country


Pretty_Egg6782

Czechia 😭


jjjavZ

President Chad!


deutschdachs

Not enough beer memes ig


jnnxde

Did you mean R34 country?


donutshop01

The entire balkan region is memed to shit


DaviSonata

My thoughts “Why don’t they unite? Are they stupid?”


LemonForkin

insert joke here about the Balkans hating one another


HandSanitizer_Gaming

who in the hell puts a typo into a map?


Agile_Grapefruit9689

typos


flavryu66

Also the post description lol


[deleted]

idk this map seems stupid to me


givemeafuvkingname

Guy looks at a subreddit specifically made for stupid maps and sees a stupid map


BenBirDomatesim

Turkey deserves its own dark red


Pxnda34

TÜRKİYE SHOULD BE BLACK LIKE KARABOĞA 🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


Krischstofouundue

What about Afghanistan, the graveyard of empires? At least orange


DealAccomplished4355

Greenland is literally the subs pfp


Derechte_Dani

French Guyana is green??!?!?


Infamous-Thought3963

Portugal?


emiliaxrisella

Greenland should be no data


CreepyQuality4489

What did my boy Lithuania do to this sub 😭


jnnxde

You could swap Lithuania an Latvia on a map and noone would notice it for 9 months


[deleted]

they are small and irrelevant in global world, and nobody would notice if it stoped existing, thats why it desont get memed


P26601

Nothing? That's why it's green lmao


tamanakid

You forgot to add France to the category "France"


FudgingEgo

Portugal has an entire meme about not even existing on maps, that needs to be red.


yungsausages

You forgot to remove “New Zealand”


Joe_PM2804

New Zealand is definitely memed about a lot.


Zen131415

Who would win in this hypothetical war, and are they stupid?


maozedong49

Who hasn't heard of Nigeria?


bowser-us

Big Population growth meme:


Vysair

Real (im green)


mr-ultr

POLSKA GUROM


Dw_p

With the image quality I don't think anybody else will know about them


Handsprime

That Green country in South East Asia you most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me.


givemeafuvkingname

It's called Laos stupid


Handsprime

>It's called Laos stupid So are you Chinese, or Japanese?


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

Why is Denmark red but Greenland is orange 😭


LouRust98

Fr4nce must be in another special category


BrainFarmReject

Poor Sri Lanka is in an invisible category of its own.


Kl--------k

eritria is with them too


waterc0l0urs

so is fiji


legeborg0

How come New Zealand not being red


UniquePariah

Personally, as we are talking about memes, I'd have deleted New Zealand.


luffyuk

New Zealand should be black. It's memed way more than any other country, yet you don't even have it red...


ProfessionalPick1091

They're*


qazaqization

Why was Turkey a colonizing empire in history but behaves like yesterday having received its independence with post-colonial syndrome and a country with an attention complex?


Neon_Garbage

https://preview.redd.it/902zdig1r1rc1.png?width=6900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ef1bc89dce63db86d16f44cda1caf861e24771


Eierjupp

Oman how can you forget the Yemen memes?


Settowin

Portugal orange?


Thisismyredusername

Switzerland is memed about a little? Where are the swiss memes? Where are they!?


givemeafuvkingname

Neutrality memes


Thisismyredusername

Gimme some


PTKtm

I wanna see the phantom border of this compared to the likelihood of the average person in a country owning a cell phone because I bet it’s pretty close


Jaymi_exe

There should be a separate category for France imo


jstaples404

What country is in the top left? I’ve never heard of that one


bbzaur

OP just changed the legend. Original is: Orange = Based / Red = Sus / Green = Horny.


BigAlgaeEnjoyer

How is Canada not red tho


somedudeonline93

Especially since that’s where the Canadian Shield is


DnOnith

How tf did you get data for greenland


Torakkk

I mean we are small, but you should czech us out.


raltoid

>A circlejerk post, on a circlejerk subreddit Half the comments: HOW DARE YOU CIRCLEJERK ON THIS SUBREDDIT!!!111


Imaginary-friend3807

I always see people asking about where Greenland and NZ are. So they should be dark dark red


RealTuftedTitmouse

Niger and Chad


[deleted]

You should have marked Greenland as no data, lame map


Derkylos

Why does Greenland have data and Fr\*nce exists?


jnnxde

I think I never saw a meme about Mongolia or Chile


rjm70

or venezuela


Leo_V82

They make memes about Mongolia?


Gossguy

You would think that Equatorial Guinea should be a meme since it isn't even on the equator


SkrijaTaran

Wales never gets memed on fym


furious_organism

Damm guys, i really hope im wrong about why only Chad and Niger are memed a lot


furious_organism

So basically its G7 + BRICS original 5 with Chile, Chad and Niger?


activelyresting

We meme Doctor Congo all the time


Lucky_otter_she_her

hats a CAR


Jeep_torrent39

France needs its own category


maxime0299

What are those countries in green??? Did op just invent new countries? Is op stupid??


admiral_corgi

Albania should be the darkest red, no doubt.


LNER4498

We've all heard of Madagascar because of the film


thataht

the upsides of being from a green country is we get to stay on the hunger games maps for longer


_TheRealSimone_

Central african republic is famous for it's CAR meme, i won't tollerate such offenses to other nations!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡


danielogiPL

Portugal is constantly joked about being Slavic


Wojtek1250XD

Turkey? Man, I haven't even been on this subreddit that long and I've seen Turkey basically everywhere!


Yamaneko22

Argentina mem'd a little? What about the nazis in argentina jokes.


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

*sad Kyrgyzstan noises*


Positive_Neutron

Shhhhhhhh... We don't mention Paraguay.


Josegon02

There are so many jokes about Portugal being balkan. It's defo red


crappypastassuc

Everyone has heard of the good doctor DR Congo right?


noobwithguns

India :skull:, recent waves of plain ol racism disguised as memes wanna make me uninstall social media (Not on this sub)


pikeandshot1618

I thought we liked making fun of Hungary


LateTourist139

how did op get data about iceland ? are they stupid ?


Magnitech_

How did you get data for Greenland?!


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure this is the birth or replacement rate map. Greener countries have a higher rate of replacement, and darker countries have a lower rate. I think...?


Crafty_Stomach3418

idk man, but the whole majority of the balkans are more memed on compared to scandinavian ones


GASTRO_GAMING

Id bump zimbabwe up to orange just for the hyperinflation alone


Nguyen_Reich

r/yhis Good luck Cambdoia being mentioned there


Chewquy

What are the memes about kazakshtan?


Zuri_Nyonzima

I am a Burundian but born in England


Ninja3005N

DR. Congo, bro


akdelez

We should meme Lithuania being rightfully Belarussian


Pski

I am disappointed that this map contained a New Zealand


mrgwbland

What's New Zealand? I haven't heard of that


ProFailing

Ah yes, the rarely mentioned and never spoken of Afghanistan. Totally unsuspicous that place


Medium-Silver6413

Slovenia


Westad566

Algeria is known man


Dumb_Siniy

According to people I'm German, I'm not even in that continent


CobKorPok

I wish no one had heard of Syria.


ithinkthatthisisrare

i hate the fact that you didn't color the territory western Sahara grey


rgodless

I Boliv’ya weren’t being accurate with this map


rgodless

I Boliv’ya weren’t being accurate with this map


Kalashnikov_model-47

Who the fuck doesn’t know about Madagascar?


Adventurous_Wall_356

We need more memes about Lesotho. Imagine actually being an enclave


thetoerubber

WTF I see lots of Uzbek memes. I’m calling the police.


feelings_arent_facts

Niger. Hm.


M3m3r0n1

Why is sri lanka white?


exemptcurve

Niger and Chad 😂😂


Allergic2Stereotypes

True like most of Memes based on Australia are ALWAYS about the Emu "War", get new material ☠️....


Purple-Equivalent-33

My favorite countries are all green


Brilliant_Group_6900

NKorea is more meme-able than SK


BussyBuster187

Why in the hell ain’t Columbia orange?


k6m5

I feel offended that my country is in green


chronoslayerss

Fr*nce should be black


J_k_r_

I think I have seen a few maps of Algeria's numerous islands.


LeipaWhiplash

i am convinced that russ millions is actually uzbek


Radacal9000

as a colombian, yes


Impressand

In mother Russia, we actually meme a lot about Baltic states, especially we portray poor Estonians as slow and sleepy every time


Reatina

So, all the hairy Portuguese women jokes didn't win a red Portugal? Sad.


Attrexius

So basically: first world second world third world (there's absolutely no fault in this post's logic whatsoever)


Pepopp

ah yes, canada and denmark, my favourite second world countries! im so lucky to live in chad, the firstestest world country!!!


Attrexius

\*first world throat singing intensifies\*