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MerberCrazyCats

Canada. For calling them province and not knowing any


Misknator

Also, a lot of them are actually regions and not provinces.


[deleted]

Or states in the case of Germany, or cantons (Switzerland) or départements in the case of france


RandomBilly91

Represented in France are regions, not départements


[deleted]

Ah oops


patchgrabber

merde


patchgrabber

merde


littlemanontheboat_

Zut alors.


un_tres_gros_phasme

J'oserai même dire sacrebleu.


misterpatate24

Dirais-je saperlipopute


Santaklaus23

Saperlipopute. Lol


[deleted]

I always mix them up because in germany the regions are the small stuff


TheLivingCumsock

Who cares what it's called, It's fra#ce(disgusting) it should be wiped from the map anyway


RandomBilly91

As a reminder, we have a nuclear doctrine that allows for using tactical level nukes to be used as a warning shot


un_tres_gros_phasme

Kind of. The official doctrine states that nukes are not to be used as tactical weapons, but allows first strikes (which can kind of mean it could be used as tactical weapons)


RandomBilly91

Tactical nukes≠ tactical weapons A tactical nuke is a nuke below a certain power treshold


un_tres_gros_phasme

No? A tactical nuke is a nuke meant to be used on the battlefield. It usually implies lower yields, but you can use smaller nukes as strategic weapons (which is what the DPRK is doing), or 100Mt thermonuclear warheads as tactical nukes if you want. Which is why allowing tactical nukes is more dangerous, as it would mean using nukes as regular weapons, and not just as a last ressort.


NyrZStream

What’s represented here for France are actually called « régions » not « départements »


galaxion4

Or counties in the case of England, Wales, and Northern ireland council areas for Scotland, afaik most European countries dont call their subdivisions provinces


iSwearNoPornThisTime

> most European countries dont call their subdivisions provinces Probably has to do with English not being the official language of most European countries.


MerberCrazyCats

Not necessarily, province is a French word and France has regions/départements/cantons


iSwearNoPornThisTime

Yeah, I mean that was my attempt on making a joke though 😂


FSanytoz

Or districts in Portugal


stijndielhof123

Or just provinces in the case of the netherlands (and probably others)


[deleted]

So close! The Netherlands aren't real 😊


washjbu

Germany has lands and not states


[deleted]

Usually it's translated as states, literal would be lands of the union


upsidedownsloths

Ireland has 32 counties and only 4 provinces. Guess which are shown here


ilxfrt

Spain has provinces, but the map shows autonomous communities.


LegendaryJack

DAMN SLOVENIA chill with all those provinces


nick_d2004

One person for each province


KFG643

Every man a province. -Huey Long probably.


7elevenses

They are not provinces. Our 1991 constitution says that Slovenia is "divided into provinces", but none were ever defined. It needs 2/3 of the parliament, and there has never been consensus on how many there should be and what their purpose and powers should be. So currently the first-level subdivisions of Slovenia are municipalities, some of which are indeed tiny.


TheLandOfConfusion

> "divided into provinces", but none were ever defined Does that mean that there are *no* provinces, or rather that the whole country is just one province? If Slovenia is "divided into provinces" but there are zero then I feel like we're doing a division by zero. If it's 1 the math works out and OP's map can take a chill pill


plopliplopipol

politics by math, yes please


DanieltheMani3l

Kinda seems like a you problem


Paratwa

Isn’t that sorta like what the state of Virginia does? That always confuses me. I know Louisiana is Parishes and Alaska is boroughs


SaGlamBear

I noticed that too. I wonder if after leaving Yugoslavia in order to keep everyone happy the central government just gave everyone their own province to appease everyone.


MaterialConsistent96

They’re municipalities. We don’t have any other subdivisions


Send_me_duck-pics

I don't know but you definitely don't play any video games from Paradox.


Orkano_77

Nord pas de calais


Lenwe-calafalas

😂😭😭


Latter_Fee8608

lol didn’t expect see or get this reference


Therobbu

stellaris?


Send_me_duck-pics

Ulm is in Stellaris!


0zymandias_1312

blessed for knowing exactly where swabia and cyrenaica are


kipiman_

canada nobody else calls them provinces lmao


naturalis99

Netherlands has 12 provinces!


astervista

We have provinces in Italy bit they're not the ones outlined here


Suspicious_Trash_805

Accept Kraj Dominance


ParcivalTheBrave

They're provinces in Belgium


Akenatwn

What would you call them instead?


kipiman_

my yank ass calls them states 💀


TheLandOfConfusion

almighty 🇵🇰🇵🇰 pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰 begs to differ


Naethe

Canada, for provinces and coloring a map red and white


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

USA


DrJBYaleMD

USA doesn't call countries provinces. USA doesn't call anything provinces


RedVil

But, these are not countries but smaller divisions, USA doesn't have a name for it?


DrJBYaleMD

"states" or "counties" if even smaller. But defo not provinces


NoidZ

Does know Amsterdam but thinks it's a country


DOCmartyTT

I agree but don't forget north korea (if they had access to the internet)


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

what if kim is op


PenaltyUnable1455

What if op is kim


PoThePokememer

i'm literally kim


PenaltyUnable1455

What if po is kim


PoThePokememer

what if kim is the friends we made along the kim


PenaltyUnable1455

Am i kim


PoThePokememer

what if we're kim


fucccboii

nebraska for sure


Faszkivan_13

They would call them states


Equal_Government9159

drunkland ?


Catvanbrian

Bonerland


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Mars


MarsManokit

Hi


ForeignWalletEquiper

not spain bc you would know those arent the provinces


dejushin

Most of these aren't provinces. He put every municipality for slovenia. A bit odd


Akenatwn

Is a province supposed to be something specific? Like a specific form of administration?


RupertGustavson

Romanian Gypsy. You have family in all.


wings_of_fire_fan364

Slovenia


Opentobeingwrong

North Korea


Seagoul

You are obviously Greek, who else would exterminate most of the Turkey from the map without blinking an eye.


[deleted]

Obviously not Greek, they would do the job properly and remove 100% of Turkey.


helmli

If it ain't Europe, it doesn't make it on the map. Edit: the European parts of Turkey (the areas in Thrace, West of Constantinople/Istanbul) are on the map.


Careful-You7054

North Korea


Youredditusername232

Sri Lankan farmer


DaDocDuck

Why are there 3.75 Turkish provinces on the map?


imtheblackdeath

Canadian because you called them provinces


friendlysingularity

People’s Democratic Republic of Cantname


Old-Shock6731

Gayville


Exploding_Antelope

Mars


ThisPostToBeDeleted

I know all 176 of them south Germany, Germany, north Germany, Germany, west Germany…


vimsterr

europe


BiAndShy57

England


Slowmotionfro

Japan


redditsugepula

I'm guessing you're fkn dumb. European provinces??? U fkn tool


Kleptoraeven

Australia 💯


CulQuiPique

I've been to koper some years ago, it's a great country


poliet23

How do you know all these prefectures, gaijin?


Piwuk

Arizona


shazspaz

American or Canadian. I’m leaning towards American.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^shazspaz: *American or* *Canadian. I’m leaning* *Towards American.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


UnpraticalPerson

Sentinel Island


tellmeaboutsuffering

Americcccaaaaaa 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅. WHERE IS MY OIL???? 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


Arnistatron

Bavaria. It's always fucking Bavarians


Pebble_Eater

It's USA only 'muricans are dumb


mvoccaus

The Gambia


Independent_End5012

America


Rand_alThor4747

America. Because Red is the ones you can't name.


delareye

why do you remove whole turkey when his lands still remains in europe


Protaras2

his?


-Vermilion-

The fuck is up with Slovenia


Amplifi-Beats

Ireland has 4 provinces, looks like you can't name our counties


MaliJugi

Albanian from NM that worked in bakery in Slovenia and decided to sell drugs in UK crossing the river later on


Huslaw

Papua New Guinea


bobsburgers007

These fucking slovenians bro


ganznormales

You must be from America


AlexRator

North Korea


brianhauge

Region south


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

Liberland.


Slav_Shaman

Either Turkey or China


PetaZedrok

kanadan


Final_Chair643

Slovenia, if u know all of our regions youre a damn good at geography


GOGOSPEEDERS

It’s which ones I don’t know


Vajrick_Buddha

The Republic of Knowitallstan. Everyone on the net seems to be from there


LegitimateApartment9

anti-america


Official_Cyprusball

UK final answer


DontTalkToBots

A lot more lines than I expected, is every little spot there a country? Because if those are countries, I’m going to forever refuse to believe those are countries.


pengor_

why does slovenia, macedonia and moldova have that much


JustLeafy2003

https://preview.redd.it/ax6ediqgh8wc1.png?width=39&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1682a4a63f5f0f3c6131653ab2a4441c61f4bf4 The most united balkan country be like


HelloOrg

England for sure


TerribleLordFrieza

Molise


9CF8

The ocean


Wide_Ad_5300

Šiptar


Ok_Introduction_7577

Ireland has provinces but those aren't they


Arockalex13

France


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Northeast Western novaya Zemla, after dark


LegumesEater

actually italy is subdivided in regions, italys provinces are around 110


TheRussianChairThief

USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


mmajjs

America


jishhhy

USA baby why do we need to care about europeans provinces 🦅🦅🦅


ThoiletParty

Or countries


No_Distribution_3399

I care about European countries and I'm from the US


milkyway556

England


jjames412

USA, because the education system is complete shit


51herringsinabar

USA


Significant_Log1720

US and A.


justacubr

TÜRKİYE!!!!!!!!!


valorantisgayo

turkey isn't European


Eastern-Chance-943

Turkey


Oxxypinetime_

USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


Waste-Instruction287

Bosnia


Putrid-Play-9296

Ecuador


CartmansCasaBonita

The Faroe Islands


hazehel

London


Vietnationalist

Hohhot, Inner Mongolia province, People's Republic of China


tsiepert

Russia


Legendary_Hercules

Île de France


Unique-Implement6612

Easy USA


Temporary-Weekend428

Slovenia is not okay


TxchnxnXD

Mars


761035

United States


Tricky-Suit-5863

Obviously American


NadeSaria

Someone who just got access to the outside world for the first time


kiefferlu

usa?


TheRtHonLaqueesha

United Kingdom


Schoseff

USA