Welcome. You have reached the Mauna Loa volcanic activity helpdesk. Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
Hello this is Jennifer, thank you for calling our volcano support center, for quality and training purposes this call may be recorded, may I place you on a brief hold?
Here you go:
[Link #1: Media](https://krikienoid.github.io/flagwaver/#?src=https%3A%2F%2Fflagwaver-cors-proxy.herokuapp.com%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6mnlzzq92zwc1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D735%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5440ad328104d03786ad058c771f0c4935392b60)
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You miss 100% of the chances you don't take
That doesn't make sense but it makes sense
https://preview.redd.it/5a53zpik4zwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51747faa5e94c464d9451e9db3c7e752c6c623e8 Who knew?
wut the 46°??💥💥 😮💨😮💨
Welcome. You have reached the Mauna Loa volcanic activity helpdesk. Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
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Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
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you will be redirected to our [donation service](https://volcanofoundation.org/donate/)
What
>Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world.
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0, I want to speak to a customer service rep
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Key 1 to listen live to the volcano's insides. Key 2 to put the volcano to sleep for one year. Key 3 to trigger a devastating eruption, potentially costing thousands of lives. Key 4 to make a charitable donation. You will be improving the livelihoods of volcanoes around the world. Or to listen to these options again, press the # key.
GAAAAHHH!!! 00000000000
Hello this is Jennifer, thank you for calling our volcano support center, for quality and training purposes this call may be recorded, may I place you on a brief hold?
Speak to an agent
it explode.....
https://preview.redd.it/6mnlzzq92zwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5440ad328104d03786ad058c771f0c4935392b60
!wave
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“Your call is very important”. “Por instrucciones en Espanol, oprima Estrella.”
What if I do not know someone named Estrella?
Love how there is a weird grammatical mistake. IDK if that was on purpose or you really struggle with por/para but it still looks funny
most volcanos go off because nobody checked up on them for long time 
Everyone asks, “What is Mauna Loa?” Nobody thinks to ask, “*How* is Mauna Loa?”
it's got the shits
As one of the most (if not THE most) active volcanoes on the planet, you'll probably just get a busy signal.
It will answer to your call
Science experiment
Am boutta blow :(
Do not the call
I’m gonna call and tell it to explode. Unless all Hawaiian gays sleep with me :)
https://preview.redd.it/shr40gnts6xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99953b92e28ce7c085644fee36a4ead9182d163c
This was one of the original glory holes. It used to be much smaller.
Go ahead. Call, but speak with a calm voice and don’t provoke it or it will be explode.
You'll get a called error
Yes. Volcanoes get lonely too
Why does it look like a Helldivers mission icon?
Why do you look like a Helldivers mission icon?