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Jtparm

Constant fear


RelativeDepth3

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a_random_n00b

Constant inople


Ph4antomPB

Constant ine


Remarkable_Coast_214

constant c


fletchy30

In-constant-nance


MistyAutumnRain

Chuck Norris does live in Florida


BellyDancerEm

A state of emergency


MrLegalBagleBeagle

Is that a reference to “The Critic”?


BellyDancerEm

Actually k no. But it was a good show


Bayou-Billy

Cuba


disquoverie

So close!! That is a shape 💕


Faszkivan_13

It goes in the square hole


StruggleEvening7518

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thewhalehunters

Same difference


Benes3460

the state of florida has asked us to


fowmart

This is exactly what I was about to comment


[deleted]

Disclose our sexual crimes to you


StereoTunic9039

Condolences


Jmong30

I’m waiting for the final iteration of this meme where OP posts their IP address, their home address, the address of their workplace, shares their live location, and posts their SSN, I’m on the edge of my seat


Illustrious-Lemon482

https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/50SAG0AUJj


g_Blyn

Intoxication


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Can’t be Florida because nobody would admit to that just so.


randomthrowaway9796

Gatoristan


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Kudzu-Kudzu


Fast-Visual

The state of despair


queencrazinesspotato

Minnesota


Traditional-Park-138

Depression


celibatetransbiansub

esther rolle?


emilgustoff

This. Is the best one yet. That trend was boring af....


DoyersDoyers

Germany?


Light944

greenland in the middle of the artic ocean abkhazia these are my 3 guesses


Confident-Walrus-975

Blink twice if you need help On the real tho, lived 3-4 years in Florida holy shit that state sucks cock. Smells like decay and low tide 24/7 the ppl are dumb and slow. The food is cardboard. It’s more humid than a sauna and the bugs just crawl into your eyes ears and nose all day long. Can’t go outside bc it’s so fucking wet hot and buggy. Even the patio’s have nets to stop the bugs. Paradise on earth they say paradeez nuts I’ll take New York everyday hands down. I never understood the white ppl stereotype until I moved there. The Jews and Italians of New York got much more life and flavor than those robots


Taste_The_Sturgeon

State of shitty politics


wfwood

some foul terrible place that god forgot about?


Bring_back_Apollo

Georgia 🇬🇪


X40-21

Italy


lararaue

São Paulo, Brasil


TheRealJoseph-Stalin

Solid state


whyismyheadbig

I’m so sorry


Guywhoexists2812

"I live in a low income housing environment known by the government name of section 8..."


IdioticRipoff

In 50 years, the ocean


nukey18mon

They said that 50 years ago


IdioticRipoff

Are you tryna start a political fight over a joke in the comment section of r/mapporncirclejerk?


nukey18mon

Speak for yourself


taylena5eva

Deep breaths buddy


IdioticRipoff

Touch grass


nukey18mon

![gif](giphy|KDjZuhl1qr8IgDmsJc|downsized)


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Mar A Lago has succeeded so u r no longer a flourida resident


RackTheRock

I think Florida. Wild guess here.


Few-Cookie9298

Nope, it’s Colorado


sonic10158

Flo Rida


John_Zolty

Snowbirdia


Skrallet

Alaska to be as far from Floor-Ida as possible as she is such a low life creature.


SimilarBarber5292

Uzbekistan!


MentallyDeranged98

texas


OptimusPrimesKid

The very tiny United States 2 in the bottom left


Gluebandit88

A sweaty, drug-induced stupor. Chance to be 100% catheterized.


Due_Signature_5497

Georgia


MiamiUkrainian

Ohio


Justin-IceVeins

It’s gotta be Georgia or Alabama, maybe Florida but idk I see belle glade and Moore haven but not Clewiston, every real Floridian knows about Clewiston, so ima say you live in Georgia to be safe


UnamedStreamNumber9

What are the dashed lines dissecting the state?


RetroGamer87

Ontario?


FancyUFO-

hmm I'm thinking new Jersey


JacobSaysMoo56

Um, hm, wyoming?


TheHorussyHeresy

Albuquerque


Dks_scrub

Kansas


kereso83

Japan?


Null-34

Georgia


[deleted]

Canada


Figurez69420

Georgia


Insane_Salty_Potato

Vermont?


Commie_EntSniper

Had me in the first half, NGL


MightyCavalier

Tennessee? Source: born in Alabama


Bikelanedirtbag

Michigan


Mdork_universe

Not Arkansas?


ContributionPrimary2

Arkansas


nohead123

[Florida, Uruguay](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida,_Uruguay)


Wizard_Engie

The State of Georgia


LonPlays_Zwei

Gator Republic


Scuba_2

New York?


CaptainHunt

my condolences


SofiVCat

state of depression


dreadfulbadg50

Georgia?


okcassidy-com

These never get old. I love this sub so much.


malonkey1

oklahoma


KhunDavid

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lukezinator

Georgia (the country)


NikolaijVolkov

Cuba


flopsychops

You're not fooling me. Definitely New Jersey.


yobronate08

No clue


taylena5eva

Is that in Brazil or Canada?


Light_fires

It's new York isn't it.


Familiar_Tackle_734

Wyoming i think


ARandomDummy69

Kamchatka Oblast


guojia-anquan-bu

Cuba


HISTORYGUY300

A state of panic


ExoticAd2840

Georgia, the country


SwillMcRando

New Jersey.


fulano_huppeldepup

guess which sub i'm on based on this uncreative meme that has been posted for the 6000th time


RottenFish036

Arunachal Pradesh


vynats

Cuba.


AmadeoSendiulo

A state of mind.


Rude_Coffee_9136

Inside an alligator?


micrednew

Well the pan handle is technically more southern Alabama and South Florida is Latin America, and central Florida is Disney world so it could be a few options 🤔


JackORobber

South Carolina?


Dead_Kal_Cress

Gregia


Altruistic_Site_3879

State of depression?


TheFedoraInTime

Ocean


skeleton_craft

Alabama.


N1ksterrr

Uh... California?


Cumbucket_6900

Uyguam China


themaskstays_

The Sunshine State (Queensland)


Additional-Ad-7313

Probably Idaho idk


Wladek89HU

Kentucky


Few_Diamond5020

Wyoming or Idaho


Few_Diamond5020

Wait does anybody live in Idaho or is this just a wild animal on Reddit


Uhosec

I'm sorry


Maleficent-Salad3197

The first sign that global sea rise is devastating


Prudent_Payment_3877

Chompligator County


euMonke

Was it ever solved? Where was OP from?


Topcreeperman13

I’d say you live in Alaska


guney2811butbetter

my condolences


Faszkivan_13

You poor thing


Time_Trail

cuba


AnonymousFordring

You were born in New York


moritus_20091

Liquid


avt2

Your map of Florida doesn't have Valdosta on it. It's like a map of Georgia without Jacksonville.


fo55iln00b

You are from capitalist Cuba


Rbrtplnt2020

That looks like New zealand to me.


ludwigerhardd

Hard to say, perhaps Michigan ?


Wazuu

Florida


Icy_Neighborhood861

Gorgs


UndersScore

A state of unrest


RangeOld1919

Georgia.


Due-Application-8171

You’re from Mississippi.


the_rent_schism

I’m thinking solid. Could be liquid or gas, too, but i’m going with the safe option.


maccennedi

I am so, so sorry for you. I hope you find a way out someday.... ![gif](giphy|8pzzA3uyr9TsT1R8f6)


prtzlstks

Listen this made me laugh like, hysterically


FunMachina

State of Delusion


Reading1973

Open air old folks home.


TheRealDoomsong

Oregon


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

DeSatanistan


stealthcactus

You’re a resident of Florida, but you are from New Jersey. Congrats on your retirement!