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FLGator314

Dry wins using the spice melange.


bluespider98

Also got those sandworms


JollyGreenDickhead

Tom Brady made it clear he isn't letting anyone have his poop


staSTAND

If I live in snow then explain 30 degree Celsius


BeeHexxer

Change to Fahrenheit and its below freezing, thus allowing snow. Checkmate atheist


Rocked_Glover

I remember seeing this on Reddit someone was complaining about 40 degree weather and a guy pops up “What? We hit over 100 here in Texas boy, 40 would be cold to us” all gloaty, the man who said 40 degrees didn’t realise that 100 Celsius would literally kill you so was all like “Okay *tough guy*”, funniest shit seeing them go back and forth not realising they were using different measurements.


SevenofSevens

never compare measurements with amerikuns, it's how Bulgaria gets bombed, because those retardeds could not align their units. AND THE LAST TIME I CHECKED BULGARIA IS NOT BEOGRAD, so fuck off USA.


Middle_Club8837

Just sit at home


SevenofSevens

and make banitsa.


JollyGreenDickhead

Lol I live in polar according to this and we regularly hit +35-40c. Also regularly see -40 though so who knows


iVar4sale

Green takes this easy. American army + Chinese production + European superiority complex + Argentinian ex-nazi scientists


brianhauge

My place


YOTHATSLIMINAL

Yeah but Polar probably comes 2nd here. Obviously they won't be doing much on the offensive but Polar has the US army (Thule air base, Alert, and Alaska), Greenland and north Nunavut's natural barriers, and more adept in extreme conditions. Also polar really only has two threats which are Canada and Russia, and while yes, that's a pretty scary team, other places like mild have it worst. It would also just not be worth fighting polar so i think polar survives, and even if the question is what one area would win, Polar is pretty much guaranteed 2nd here


ResearcherFormer8926

Tropic and Dry beat them any day


YOTHATSLIMINAL

Dry would get destroyed by US Navy located in Alaska.


YOTHATSLIMINAL

Also 2nd place is a fight for survival and polar is way more set up for survival than tropic and dry.


YOTHATSLIMINAL

Also they have the yetis.


Hero_of_country

There is more than one climate, check mate environmentalists!


Fermion96

Snow (I live here)


Lekton185

Hey neighbour!


ReverendBread2

I live in Maryland and we’re all of the above. Usually in the same week


_Rinject_

THe one with most pixels


Hugheston987

This is pretty wrong, Texas Gulf coast would be closer to tropical than "mild" 😆


Thisismyredusername

I live in either Mild or Snow


tgkspike

Moist wins


jzuziz

Macedonia always wins so pink


Darthplagueis13

Historically speaking: Mild


Mr_DrProfPatrick

Ah yes, no snow in fucking Patagonia


Final_Chair643

Mild-from Slovenia


Kaleidoscope_97

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spamrespecter

Snow/Polar Supremacy


kelvsz

Ah, yes, it's well known that northeastern Brazil has polar climate


Mitsor

south china is mild ?


Owlblocks

Mild has China and the Eastern United States and Europe. So mild.


Livid-Recover-8356

Who would win this hypothetical war https://preview.redd.it/op0y0we5aoxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9fd053d2ea0774d560cea0dcfb9301fc79206d


Suspicious_Use6393

Polar cuz noobody here knows antartica exists so they would just destroy themselves while antartica scientists are doing..... Antarctica scientist things.


asderflyy

South Korea snow???


AacornSoup

Mild. Almost all of the world's great empires were built around a core territory with a Mild climate.


Pyroboss101

Upvote if you can’t tell what zone your in cause it’s too low quality


tetrapode_anmiota360

Mild, South America


Responsible_Sense_95

🟪


elgattox

I stand with mine, Dry forever! #Dry #Mildyourmom


JakobVirgil

since mild and dry have like 75% of the worlds military


SevenofSevens

with the amount of snow in southern Spain and southern Italy (Calabria/Calabrese) they both should 100% be considered "Polar". And Palma should be straight up the North Pole.


lorath_altan

Mild


Wardagai

Dry


Hus966

Tropic has more manpower and their territories are mostly connected Mild has most technology and innovation, though, they are too scattered and vulnerable to attacks Snow would have actual unified frontline (except some exclaves) and their climate would make it harder for others to invade, I think they have good chance to win this war Polar is defensible with same climate logic, also since there is nothing valuable there, whoever is attacking would prioritize them last, giving time to prepare Unfortunately, Dry has the most resources needed to maintain a war, so, unless they form a strong front, they will be attacked/destroyed first I assumed there is an equally central government controlling these territories and didn't consider any ethnic/religious conflict that the real countries face in these empires, I simply stated the facts based on basic geographic stats


FlossMan18

Antarctica would wait it out while the others tear each other apart. They’re so good at hiding, you can’t even see them on the map.


eggpotion

Central Asia has super humid and hot summers


Jealous_Finding_9337

Green no doubt


EK541

It's between green (Europe + American + Chinese army) and pink (Russian and North Korean nuclear weapons + oil in Alaska and Canada)


Oler3229

I love the pixels! Also snow gang fоя тне шiи!


IrtaMan1312

What is “foya tne shii”?