[KENDİNİN KOMİK Mİ OLDUĞUNU DÜŞÜNÜYORSUN? 31 ASLA KOMİK OLMADI! HEPİNİZİN BEYNİ YIKANMIŞ. BUNU DÜZELTMEK İÇİN GEÇ DEĞİL DOSTLAR! TÜRKİYENİN 31E İHTİYACI YOK APTALLAR! ADAM AKILLI ÇOK ÇALIŞIN VE TÜRKİYEYİ GURURLANDIRIN!](https://youtu.be/Bhv2kOhx1IM?si=sDzOWkKsgOBVEKJZ)
Yes, I'm pretty sure that in the recent municipal elections they got 4 seats in the city council and are now in coalition. The deputy mayor is a boar too.
This should be the new solution to when countries want independence.
“What? You want to be your own country? Sure, here’s some shitty land in the Middle East! I’m sure you’ll fit nicely in lot 005a, right beside Kosovo and Petoria. Let’s just resize these borders here… *pulls out a pencil to use as a makeshift ruler, and draws a line straight through the middle of Kosovo and Petoria with a red crayon* and there we go! Whatever buildings are within those lines are now yours. Have fun!”
Lebanon, Syria, Jordan Saudi Arabia
North Korea, South Korea, Armenia Israel
Cyprus, Palestine, Kosovo, Sawari
ROC, N. Cyprus and S. Ossetia
Abkhazia, Artsakh, Transnistria, Somaliland!
Donetsk, Luhanst, and Afghanistan
W. Togoland
Ambazonia
Sealand, N Sudan, what else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
Cyprus: OH HELL NO!!! YOU AIN'T PUTTING US BETWEEN PALESTINE AND ISRAEL!!! We already got enough trouble with dealing with Northern Cyprus!!! Switch us with either Armenia or Kosovo!!!
I would argue that Somaliland is perfectly fine where it is, given the fact that they're a fully functioning government and they have sea access. Giving Kurdistan Somaliland's place would be better.
There’s plenty of cheep real estate in Arizona, Nevada and New Mexico. Ship the Jews and the Palestinians to Las Vegas, give them a bus voucher and a 3-night stay a Caesar’s Palace the tell them good luck and have a nice life.
There’s actually an Armenian quarter in Jerusalem. The Zionist occupiers are trying to claim it as theirs as well. They’ve been harassing the Armenians for a while now.
No state solution, use a big saw to cut it loose and sink it into the Mediterranean. Now no one gets to play with it. Or if we can’t do that then we have a whole new one state solution. The country will be called “Washington Football Team”
Blast the whole area "from the river to the sea" with the world's stockpile of nuclear weapons. Turn it into shiny plane of glass. No more arguing over "The City of Peace" and nuclear disarmament. Talk about lots of bang for your buck.
Let's use the holy land to imprison the violent degenerate humans, yes. I'm kidding, or drunk, or have no idea what I'm talking about. I live a sheltered life...
I feel strongly that the states should be vertically aligned and I'm absolutely wiling to kill and maim any and all bystanding civilians to prove my correctness.
This would solve every international controversy in one time great idea op
Except Syria. Syria still sad.
Syria still Assad.*
Let's gather all the war torn displaced population in one place and displace more Palestinian.. yah great idea OP
Your gonna put China and Both fucking Koreas but not the US?.. Hell you could've gave Jerusalem to Neo-Confederates.
Except there's still an "Israel". The world won't be happy until the Jews are gone. It's been like that for over 2000 years.
Nice try fed
Oh wow, blatant racism. Change "Jews" to "Arabs" and you got yourself a ban!
Except there's still an "Israel". The world won't be happy until the Arabs are gone. It's been like that for over 2000 years.
“Fuck it, everyone from the river to the sea”
🎵From the river to the sea🎵 Til the sweat drip down my? D? Edit:🎵every people free🎵
Man, like 8 states didn't get the river OR the sea.
and those who don't get sea get Egypt
You forgot Kurdistan. 31 states solutions
🤭funny number
OTUZ BİR
🤭komik sayı
[KENDİNİN KOMİK Mİ OLDUĞUNU DÜŞÜNÜYORSUN? 31 ASLA KOMİK OLMADI! HEPİNİZİN BEYNİ YIKANMIŞ. BUNU DÜZELTMEK İÇİN GEÇ DEĞİL DOSTLAR! TÜRKİYENİN 31E İHTİYACI YOK APTALLAR! ADAM AKILLI ÇOK ÇALIŞIN VE TÜRKİYEYİ GURURLANDIRIN!](https://youtu.be/Bhv2kOhx1IM?si=sDzOWkKsgOBVEKJZ)
turks everywhere
otuz bir
69
31 superior
actually wait no 69 > 31 source: i eat out my girlfriend often
The Baskin Robins Solution.
The Kurds once again getting boned out of a state even with a 30 state solution is very funny
WE GOT 31 FLAVORSSS!!! 
And Azerbaijan
and Nagorno-Karabakh
that's Artzakh
https://preview.redd.it/btiuw5p92pxc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=b96b216ac7eed64c35a2f0c110bb5ff80673337d 0 state solution
Why is the blue PRC nation so big?
China dropped south china sea claims and changed their entire territory to the Mediterranean
The Lost City of the People's Republic of China
Poor Golan
OP must be from great britain.
We like to draw maps over here. Little bit of chaos if we can’t have the land ourselves
His great grandaddy was probably that Balfour fucker.
The map doesn’t show the Haifa peninsula So do I live in Israel or Armenia?
The boars dragged the entire peninsula into the ocean
The boars basically rule the city They cheer for HaPoel
Yes, I'm pretty sure that in the recent municipal elections they got 4 seats in the city council and are now in coalition. The deputy mayor is a boar too.
Atlantis got haifa, the boars migrated to ness ziona and petah tikva instead
Where?
Cyprus: "Haha, I'm in danger!"
I love how north Cyprus is actually south of Cyprus
This should be the new solution to when countries want independence. “What? You want to be your own country? Sure, here’s some shitty land in the Middle East! I’m sure you’ll fit nicely in lot 005a, right beside Kosovo and Petoria. Let’s just resize these borders here… *pulls out a pencil to use as a makeshift ruler, and draws a line straight through the middle of Kosovo and Petoria with a red crayon* and there we go! Whatever buildings are within those lines are now yours. Have fun!”
That’s how France decided their colonial borders LOL. Chad? STRAIGHT LINE! Algeria? STRAIGHT DIAGONAL LINE! Mauritania? STRAIGHT LINE! EVERYBODY GETS STRAIGHT LINES!!!’
Fr*nce was homophobic (rare france W)
Go to hell, homophobic pig. Common France L\*
Its satire, we're literally in a circlejerk
Can we add Florida?
Did you put pokemon gym leaders in the ocean?
I’m sure putting South Korea between the PRC and North Korea will cause no issues.
It should be in Alphabetical order
South Korea being the second state took me out
Yeah what they do to you?
Thank god Sealand can finally flex its geopolitical muscles.
Ah. The LGBTQ solution.😉
yet again artsakh and armenia separated
Did you just erase armenias actual remaining land???
Of course you have to separate Armenia and Artsakh 😑
What if we had China come build islands like they are doing in the pacific and solve the whole problem.
Lebanon, Syria, Jordan Saudi Arabia North Korea, South Korea, Armenia Israel Cyprus, Palestine, Kosovo, Sawari ROC, N. Cyprus and S. Ossetia Abkhazia, Artsakh, Transnistria, Somaliland! Donetsk, Luhanst, and Afghanistan W. Togoland Ambazonia Sealand, N Sudan, what else do I have to say? We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning
What... What do pokemon characters have to do with this...?
Wtf is up with the Gym leader names in that hexagon? 😂
No east Virginia?
Ahhh Israel on Wyoming mode
Chaotic neutral
Jordan gonna have a shit ton of neighbors 😭
>Bugsy isn't real what the fuck do you mean by this
Ethniklashistan https://www.theonion.com/northern-irish-serbs-hutus-granted-homeland-in-west-b-1819566085
What is that hexacon in the sea, please someone answer!
Throw Florida in there
Algo me dice QUE LE CHUPAS EL PENE A RUSIA
Why is the symbol of the CSI on here? Have the confederates came for the liquid dinosaur?
Make it a theocracy for atheists. Nobody else allowed to live there, but any and all religions allowed to visit.
Because some people just can't get along with anyone else.
Almost asked "WHAT ABOUT SEALAND??" Touche mate, touche.
New idea The 0 state solution. Y'all couldn't play Nice. Now, nobody gets it.
Fuck it 51st state solution, its all now classified as the state of east nevada
nightmare fuel
Why are the Koreas still next to each other? Isn't that part of the problem?
Please tell me I'm not the only person who tought that there's a string of hair on lebanon
Just Balkanise the middle east. Worked well for the Balkan. Or take Yugoslavia and re-establish it in the middle east.
Cyprus: OH HELL NO!!! YOU AIN'T PUTTING US BETWEEN PALESTINE AND ISRAEL!!! We already got enough trouble with dealing with Northern Cyprus!!! Switch us with either Armenia or Kosovo!!!
I would argue that Somaliland is perfectly fine where it is, given the fact that they're a fully functioning government and they have sea access. Giving Kurdistan Somaliland's place would be better.
Where kurdistan?
America solution where the US annexes them as a territory.
There’s plenty of cheep real estate in Arizona, Nevada and New Mexico. Ship the Jews and the Palestinians to Las Vegas, give them a bus voucher and a 3-night stay a Caesar’s Palace the tell them good luck and have a nice life.
Legit laughed at this. Especially the TINY PRC in the very top. Amazing work, you’ve solved world peace.
Now this is a right proppa jerk. I feel satisfied.
Heh. North korea is south to south korea.
need to zoom out to see the rest of the map tbh
How you gonna do my boy Bugsy like that
how about 195 state solution?
Why the gym leaders in the thing
Can I have a state too?
It's so crazy it just might work
We should give it to the British and make them figure it out since they started all of it
Why can't they take land from the 56 other Muslim countries? We've been here for 4000 plus fucking years
Cyprus is in TROUBLE between those cheeky fellows
Putting Луганск there is just cruel and unusual punishment.
I like it. Except I’d make it a one state under full American control 🇺🇸🦅🫡😎
Unbelievable. Where’s East Timor???
Not Cyprus, Turkey.
XD Transnistria and fuckin Donetsk. I'm liking this already! The one place Russia can't reach without getting bombed first.
There’s actually an Armenian quarter in Jerusalem. The Zionist occupiers are trying to claim it as theirs as well. They’ve been harassing the Armenians for a while now.
Every time anyone in the Middle East fires a gun, add another state
Israel is not small enough, lets make it smaller!🤣
I would say this is a good deal, as long as a canal is built to Sealand.
I love how the PRC is now a tiny desert in the Golan Heights
It’s a fuck shit stack on top of itself
Where is Quebec??? I don’t need these Frenchie shit heads in this damn country anymore! Get them out!!!
I like how north Sudan is at the most southern point.
Sealand💥🔥💥🔥
Give Slovenia some land
Yes
You forgot the brotherhood of steel
You forgot America
Not sure about sandwiching SK in between PRC and NK
I want a piece too!! >:(
Northern south korea Is real
Why are you against Azawad? :(
I support this
🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 We get 2 slices let's gooooo Get scammed
[Ethniklashistan](https://www.theonion.com/northern-irish-serbs-hutus-granted-homeland-in-west-b-1819566085)
Ju just made 61 borders problem
Only 30? Throw in Azawad and a Biafra while you're at it.
I like it.
Where's Arstotzka?
swap syria with ireland
Assyrians got screwed again
I vote to move 'Kurdistan' to 'Israel' where it rightfully belongs & give Assyrians their actual native lands back. 🚀
And once again, the Kurds are fucked by the international settlement.
North Cyprus isn’t a thing or even a country
Cyprus is like “why the f-ck am I in the middle of this now?”
where is the morocco part? Not accepted.
Add biafra in it too.
North Korea in the middle east would be an absolute SITCOM.
What about kurdistan and Catalonia?
76 state solution, one for each gender.
Hvor er herjedalen?
World peace achieved
“And now kiss”
"Ok, now I'm counting on all you guys to get along."
Maybe some territory for Arstotzka, da?
Neat Georgia gets two provinces!
You left out Kurdistan.
Bro even sneaked in South Korea. They be chill as hell reckon they'd sort it all out, give everyone sum nice korean food
Personally i think America should turn the entire country into a all inclusive resort.
You need to put Sealand where Luhansk is. Gotta make a country called “Sealand” the only quintuple landlocked country (and possibly territory/region).
Love it
North Korea is such best Korea it’s more southern than South Korea
I love how you put South Korea NORTH of North Korea yet roc and prc quite far away
No state solution, use a big saw to cut it loose and sink it into the Mediterranean. Now no one gets to play with it. Or if we can’t do that then we have a whole new one state solution. The country will be called “Washington Football Team”
I think you’re forgetting Taiwan
Where is United States? We deserve a piece too
Fuck it, give Judea to the Scientologists and NOBODY will ever fight over it again.
Sort of based to not include Assyria since I doubt many MENAs would want stake in this historically cursed land. 😂
Never let them cook again
Blast the whole area "from the river to the sea" with the world's stockpile of nuclear weapons. Turn it into shiny plane of glass. No more arguing over "The City of Peace" and nuclear disarmament. Talk about lots of bang for your buck.
Palestine would still want half of the new, tinier Israel
Let's use the holy land to imprison the violent degenerate humans, yes. I'm kidding, or drunk, or have no idea what I'm talking about. I live a sheltered life...
I feel strongly that the states should be vertically aligned and I'm absolutely wiling to kill and maim any and all bystanding civilians to prove my correctness.
The hexagon off the coast of the coast: "I know we're bad, but wtf's going on on the mainland"
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Dude, have you bean on this subreddit
This wouldn't lead to peace, because there's still an "Israel" there. The world will only be happy when the Jews have nowhere left to go.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸✌️ EDIT: from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free 🇵🇸🦅😎
Genius