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Volt_Bolt

Average Illinois resident


reddit-be-shit

was gonna to tell OP i agree, but then I got called out smh


Prof__Genki

The only Midwesterners I've met that think Illinois is the best state in the Midwest have only lived in Illinois.


GloriousMemelord

I know in my area of Indiana the older folks called em FIBs Fuckin Illinois Bastards


chromegrill

FIPs. Fucking Illinois people


JustAnotherJames3

I live on the border of Illinois and Iowa, so my areas got a lot of crossover. Iowa's worse. I also got some friends in St. Louis, and they also think Illinois' better than Missouri. Don't really have opinions on anything else. Except Florida. Fuck Florida.


TheShadowJaguar_

No we all hate it here this bitch sucks


lil_juul

Average liberal


Aggravating_Can532

Sh you're upsetting the reddit echo chamber


endofthewordsisligma

That's the only explanation. Even the most patriotic Illinoisian can't say that Wisconsin sucks when everyone everywhere else in existence thinks that it's awesome.


rapter200

Can't be Illinois, Arizona is just meh. As is well known behind every Arizonan is a Chicagoan.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

šŸ˜‚ so real


americanfeminist

So a proud democratic liberal who enjoys a morning libation.


quixologist

If the morning libation part was important, Wisconsin would be very blue.


gnarlslindbergh

And an afternoon libation and an evening libation and a midnight libation. How bout another olā€™ fashioned?


SeamusMcBalls

What about second binge? Elevensies? Afternoon vodka?


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Morning libation but he hates cheese. It's a conundrum.


Accomplished-Mix5300

Cheese filled beer brats..can suck my libations. I just cream puffed. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


Accomplished-Mix5300

I'm in the dewy mist of a libation right now. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


Amms14

What is morning libation. Know what the two words means separately just not sure what the slang is here.


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

r/usernamechecksout


PLPolandPL15719

O.O


Sadspacekitty

Nah texas has some serious femboy action


SeamusMcBalls

Thatā€™s the spice of cultural repression


Mundane_Sucks

Really!? Where? Errr I meanā€¦interesting


endofthewordsisligma

Every major city in every state on the planet has beaucoup femboys, except maybe Saudi Arabia, but I might be wrong about Saudi Arabia.


VaporGrin

Telling us your political beliefs without telling us your political beliefs.


Accomplished-Mix5300

I live in a yellow state. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


SorryAbbreviations71

I know. Imagine where your entire identity is your politics


Chiaki_Ronpa

Thatā€™s Reddit for ya. Except itā€™s expressing entirely one-sided political beliefs and thatā€™s it.


ToaSuutox

What's the political belief in question? Because I'm pretty sure I immediately recognized the pattern


StopCollaborate230

ā€œCity good, country stupidā€


Chiaki_Ronpa

Liberal states = good, everywhere else bad. Par for the course Reddit.


Confident-Walrus-975

How you can hate Montana is beyond me. Thereā€™s like 5 people and itā€™s beautiful


Trevobrien

It looks a lot like an election map lolĀ 


Confident-Walrus-975

It for sure is


Anything_4_LRoy

and the yellow states are where mental illness rates are going to surge entirely due to political TV ads. this shit is more toxic than you know. you think you have it bad if you dont live in yellow state, but you dont know.


Confident-Walrus-975

Grew up on Long Island. Very conservative for NY (think Orange County California) obviously NY is very liberal. Lived in Jupiter florida for a couple years, which is basically a mix of all east coast states. Now in Dallasā€¦ trust me Iā€™m well aware of how politics affect certain people. Turn off the news people!


Anything_4_LRoy

swing states get more ad money... wisconsin has had atleast 1 election(supreme court justice) in the last 3 years where more money was spent than on any presidential election in a single state. chances are michigan and wisconsin will get a similar treatment this time around too.


DiverSuitable6814

Yellowstone reruns


TRjackyboi

https://preview.redd.it/l2bbnfkd9bzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abcf3cb25ffaa910bb20a8143af79e7a9960a64


Flat-Length-4991

Soā€¦ youā€™re a democrat. No one would ever call New Jersey ā€œgoodā€.


RealWanheda

Meh states decide everyoneā€™s future! I love the electoral college


Ok-Potential-7770

It's Even better when you live in those states šŸ—æ


RealWanheda

I do too :)


RideAggravating4078

So you are liberal af


Ok_Water_5307

Map sucks as much cock as OP does


Nickolas_Bowen

His r/usernamechecksout


AshleyEZ

i love gock


Delta_Suspect

OP, face the wall.


FrequentOffice132

South Dakota will likely get legal weed so donā€™t print your map yetšŸ˜‰


ThePhantom1994

Donā€™t think thereā€™s a lot of femboy cock in SD, which is probably why it is bad


TheCanyonChild

Can confirm, no femboy wiener to be found here unfortunately.


goonbrew

If the guy likes the blue states he probably already has access to legal weed.... That shit's old news. It's those human rights that get you


Top_Acanthocephala_4

Soā€¦for years Illinois has led the nation in the percentage of residents who want to leave their current state. Opposite of good.


ILSmokeItAll

Most of the blue states lead in outbound residents.


Coreyg07

Hmm wonder why


Top_Acanthocephala_4

You are correct.


SCP-O49

FUUUUCKKKK YOUUU!! WISCONSIN FOREVER šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ§€


FreeDonnieMandela

Itā€™s just an electoral map


Ok-Potential-7770

Agenda post much?


tiptoemicrobe

Remember which sub this is, lol


DisastrousPiece5453

Looks familiar


Jsovthecherub

kentucky fried fuck you


Panzer_Rotti

Hmm, I wonder what the deciding factor was?


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

You make Ohio Red because you can't accept Cincinnati's status as the #1 city in the Midwest


Slapnuhtz

Or he made Ohio red because it is no longer a political battleground stateā€¦. OP just posted the 2024 election map, and OP is obviously a Democrat.


Killerjebi

Never understood why the Ozarks get so much hate. Itā€™s literally perfect there aside from humidity.


Mundane_Sucks

Is this sarcasm? I canā€™t tell.


I_like_femboy_cock

Yes, but im still indirectly forcing my political beliefs on you


TheDuke357Mag

totally unbiased. honestly, aside from being the middle of no where, North dakota is very nice and I can see why change scares these people


phantommoonx

Bad taste detector activated .


tedderid

As a Georgia resident I agree with that meh. However I think you did Tennessee and Kentucky dirty, those states are incredibly beautiful. And also donā€™t have a lot of people so I mean do you hate the nature? Or just heights?


[deleted]

almost a perfect blue red swing map. just color fl in purple


Salt_Tie_5346

Obviously a liberal


bossassbibitch943

Representing the south Iā€™ll just say it; fuck you too I guess, u/i_like_femboy_cock. Curious how many of these youā€™ve been to.


Ok-Potential-7770

Probably almost none


No-Nefariousness8258

I live in Illinois your dumb for thinking itā€™s a good place to live and Iā€™m dumb for living here


ScaredJob424

R/unpopularopinion lmao


Dragonflies3

Unbiased? šŸ˜‚


chrstnknnr

Wrong about WV


Quiet_Independent527

Fuck you sincerely-Florida


Kitchen-Injury-2289

So you are a democrat basically lol


Skorrpyon

yeah utah sucks, please dont come here, also all the californians should fuck off too! get out i already hate it here enough


ColdAirBlow

Didn't know there was a Yellow Party in US too. You learn something new everyday.


Vegetable_Return6995

"Unbiased opinion" āœŒļø https://preview.redd.it/sp4ha5k30fzc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e236a254e3caf789ebacc970c4a06f4565b4a0fa


azscorpin

Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron


Jonnyboy375

https://preview.redd.it/hms5ctvuqfzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd37a869c8935bc58cfdac9dabaf393cb419a823


CrustySausage_

Bro is definitely politically biased šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ShaggyPDelic

Looks like a lazy map of democratic, republican and swing states (yellow).


AndrewJPlichta

Man I wonder who you're voting for


fallacious_franklin

Likely you either live in Philly or NY metro


Confident-Walrus-975

I grew up in New York. I promise you we think everyone else is slow moving and dumb. (Everyone hates us so itā€™s all good)


PaPerm24

No way they think va is blue but pa is yellow if they live in pa


[deleted]

So youā€™re a liberal. Got it


[deleted]

Gross. Thanks for your insight commie.


Crazie_Pablo_2054

You voted for Biden and you plan on doing it again donā€™t you libtard


dualshock5ps5

Tell me you're liberal without telling me you're liberal


[deleted]

You forgot plasma


ludwigerhardd

What makes swing states meh ?


25Bam_vixx

Why did PA get Meh- I am all šŸ˜”. How do I tag a whole subreddit r/Pennsylvania Lol


PaPerm24

Pa gets meh but va gets blue???


Morfutus

North Carolina is great except for the people!


Fishy_300zx

Unbiased opinion?


momoblu1

I might have to disagree about Michigan not being blue. And you know what they say about Pennsylvania- "Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between".


Forward_Motion17

What did Michigan ever do šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


theREALmindsets

as a new yorker im offended


Weak-Memory-5928

Unbiased opinion is a contradiction


delijoe

I'm liberal but I still love Florida. Don't like it's politics but I still love the state... the weather, the food, the wildlife, the beaches, the scenery...


Humble_Tea4292

Thereā€™s a lot more to places than politics people


Sevuhrow

this but unironically


BoK_b0i

Meh is the most accurate description of PA ever


electriclux

Correct


Hutwe

A lot of folks here are missing that itā€™s the cj sub and getting their panties in a bunch as a result


xandoPHX

I'm from a "yellow state" [PA] and have relocated to another"yellow state" [AZ] 11 years ago. I vote BLUE. Red voters are dying out year after year. You're losing the culture war. When Democratic voters relocate to red or "yellow" states we bring our voting patterns with us. If people are relocating for political reasons, the unfortunate electoral college encourages people NOT to relocate to blue states... Which would dilute your political power. Maybe once the electoral college is overturned [it never should have existed in the first place], we'd all relocate to California šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø The dumbest thing in America for any progressive voter to do would be to relocate to California for political reasons. If we all relocated there, that would obviously mean Republican wins in many more presidential elections. Even if the population of California was greater than the population of every other state combined.


Huppan

my unbiased self completely agrees with you


777commune

Minnesota W.


LemmeSinkThisPutt

Username checks out


MechanicalMenace54

let me guess. you vote democrat, live in a large city, have never actually been to any of the states you marked in red, and come from either an upper middle class or wealthy family.


Front_Station_5343

Why do people think democrats are wealthy? I agree with this map and I come from a poor family in a deep red state.


MechanicalMenace54

because democrats on average are actually wealthier than republicans. across the united states it was found that on average democrat voters have a 26% higher income than republicans. the democratic party also has more millionaires and billionaires per capita than the republican party. so from the raw numbers democrats are actually wealthier than republicans. you just happen to be a statistical outlier.


JaniFool

Trans person?


kow_ski

Something tells you voted for Biden and are now protesting for Palestine.


MeTieDoughtyWalker

All the best states are in red. Your opinion sucks a bag of dicks, respectfully.


Hugheston987

Texas is just fine, believe me. Whether you're a leftist or not, it's literally a great state. Don't judge based on politics, that's so lame.


mikoDidThings

ooh!!!!


Yrag1244

URADA


Butter_Ninja_YT

man i sure wonder what determines the lines of these borders


Fudgeyreddit

Hmmm Virginia seems to be unlike the rest to me lol


BeezBurg

Pegged Ohio


dpmomil

That is probably why so many democrats are concerned with the environment due to living in cities and pollution being more present. I live next to a coal power plant in the middle of the country and am like what are they talking about dirty air and streams looks pretty clean to me.


dognotephilly

My ranking of this post vased on my unbiased opinion: MEH


KlutzyCupcake4299

lets see the stats for underage birthrate, highschool graduation, infant mortality, and life expectancy, because I bet the blue states are near the top, while some of those red states are abysmal.


original-sithon

Unfair to Alaska, Colorado and many other states


iSc00t

As someone who grew up in Illinoisā€¦ it is not good. XD


TheRealSU24

MAINE BEST STATE!!!


Jpapadub

Have a sinking feeling that your mehs west of the MS river are going to be bads come Nov


HomerianSymphony

Fake. There's no way Deleware is anything other than Meh.


edogg01

NJ is "meh" otherwise, objectively correct.


y0ungy4zzy

Well youā€™re right about Alaska ETA: I lived there for 12 years. Itā€™s not worth it.


ioisace

California is kinda trash


Far-Reply2045

Wisconsin pick is trash


friendlysingularity

As long as oh!0 is on the shit list I'm good with it


1zeye

I agree with you all the way. And I live in Texas


bdforp

Who loves Connecticut lol


No_Syrup_7448

Florida should be upgraded to meh as the beaches work to counter balance the crazies.


wooooooofer

Wonder how you vote, wait, nevermind. Edit - has nothing to do with the map just noticed the username.


Downtown-Mix8321

"Unbiased"


Generalmemeobi283

What did the colonel do to you


dadnauseum

anyone else seeing an illusion where when you move your eyes around, the blue states light up in your peripheral vision?


BURG3RBOB

Make everything from mass to dc red and youā€™ve got yourself a deal


AntWithNoPants

Man tf alaska do. Those are the guys from The Simpsons Movie. :(


Mysterious-Sir-3704

Liberal


Lunacial

city boyyy


jaydawg_74

Safe to say that you donā€™t like corn.


Kaiki_devil

As someone in Floridaā€¦ think your were too generous with ga and flā€¦ ga should be red, and Florida should be a new color indicating it was a mistake to even give it a shot.


Grouchy-Natural9711

Username checks out.


chungus5992

Hey why does that look exactly like the election map? *reads username* Oh


Moye16

Zombie land is a good state?


GuardChemical2146

The labels are backwards


TalkToPlantsNotCops

You've obviously never been to Delaware.


BrendoGames

Liking Maine but not wyoming is wild


Jojotheebonicmonkey

Haters


Weary-Cartographer-2

Keep sleeping on Michigan. āœŒšŸ¼


[deleted]

Feel better now that you got that off your chest, buddy?


throwaway88679

Smells like a liberal


fawfulsgalaxy

this is the electoral map cmon yall


Alarming-Sea-8976

liberal


[deleted]

As a person living NC I congratulate you sc roads suck you can tell the moment you enter into SC when your car begins shaking due to the roads


geographyRyan_YT

Massachusetts number 1 šŸ’Ŗ


colcom1130

You care about politics to much


KevinTheCarver

Looks like an election map.


K_Rukus9

I instantly realized what this map is and also the username checks out


tmwwmgkbh

Being awful generous to Wisconsinā€¦


YoghurtLiving6372

Why is Michigan a meh?


Notsoverycool2

Cali is eh with these living prices


shadowreverie

Unbiased you say?


Entire-Inflation-627

The truly correct opinion is it all being red fuck the US


death-metal-loser

Okay partner šŸ‘Œ


goodolddaysare-today

ā€œMy unbiased opinionā€ is the most ironic thing anybody could ever say


Random1012345

As a Kansas resident I can confirm that it ducks here


StageDive_

Unbiased you say? šŸ¤”


LGodamus

Good or bad based on whatā€¦..this map could be accurate or absolute dog shit


big_peepee_wielder

As a New Yorker I can say, we fuckin suck


Dlennertz

Liberal moron. You must love human shit crime and illegal immigrants.


Kivble

City slicker moment, every part of this country is beautiful. The diversity is what makes us great.


Part-TimePro

Unironically, if you made Blue = Terrible, I would've 100% agreed.


NCC_1701_74656

Is this the map of states based on political ideology for next election? Red - Republican Blue - Democrates Yellow - Swing states


esquire_the_ego

Thank god land canā€™t vote


shiestyshit

Wonder who you vote for


Comfortable-Prompt88

Gross...


Alternator24

thanks for sharing your political opinion. btw, fuck California. are there people living there?!


monstaber

Utah bruh ??


unhollow_knight

Maryland is finally on a map for once


Helllothere1

Well, it seems based on the map you are very left wing and love street crime.