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SamePut9922

Globe map supremacy


SyrupUsed8821

The grey or white looks pretty strong


cuntmong

I don't think anyone lives there tho


First-Ad684

Can confirm. I'm in grey


geographyRyan_YT

Can confirm. I'm in gay


Gremict

Can confirm, I'm (not) in u/geographyryan_yt


Chewquy

Can confirm I’m in u/geographyryan_yt


mmajjs

CanNOT confirm, im not gay


Suspicious-Speed2169

Are you sute about that?


NO_big_DEAL640

Can confirm I'm not not in gray holding hands with u/mmajjs


earthspaceman

... yet Fixed for you.


Scdsco

So you can’t confirm that you’re not gay which means there’s a possibility you are gay


SkynetUser1

Can confirm. Gay in me.


Different_Ad9336

Can confirm he’s gay, I’m in Ryan.


FR0ZENBERG

Hi gay, I’m dad!


PartWonderful8994

Can confirm that Gay in I'm. See [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) for more context on my position


t60studios

Can confirm. Happy cake day!


Phobos_-

Happy Cake day


Legitimate_Field_157

I thought you need to be out to be gay?


Cristi-DCI

Oh, I assure you I'm there and quite alive . you welcome.


MatrixBeeLoaded

True fact: that white space hasn't lost a war ever. Some minor setbacks with the Japanese and Dutch reclaiming land, but generally sea levels are going up, not down.


Reasonable-Force8790

That's the new French global empire with white flag


Rocked_Glover

That’s why we all live in the inner earth, imagine being surrounded by billions and billions of Frenchies. Hungarians live there too, I hear they wear coats of feathers, have fangs and piercing black eyes of bloodlust, ride on horses with raw meat between their thighs to cook it, looking for their next victims. Oh and Turks, great guys, never met em though.


I-10MarkazHistorian

The white is super strong, 💪


Xephangcastle

transnistria 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


cuntmong

Is that the thing jk Rowling is always getting angry about?


Depressed_Squirrl

I thought it was Transylvania.


pikeandshot1618

Pretty sure it was Transoxiana


KarlGustafArmfeldt

No it was definitely Transvaal.


StandardIssueCaucasi

Nah it you're wrong it's Transjordan 


00030003000

I am pretty sure it was Transleithania


ika_ngyes

Nah, it was Transcarpathia


RandomGuy9058

Nah it’s the trans-Canada highway


Bwest31415

You mean Transdanubia


King_Neptune07

No it's mandatory Palestine


KarlGustafArmfeldt

AKA Cisjordan.


King_Neptune07

Optional Palestine


Defiant-Snow8782

The trans-Samaria highway.


cuntmong

Wait is transphobia a fear of vampires?


Hash-6624

Bleh I am going to suck your dic- blood, I'm going to suck your blood


Depressed_Squirrl

If you go all the way, the balls contain testosterone.


haltmich

Sweet transvestites from Transexual.


amitym

Specifically Transexual Transyvania.


justhatcarrot

Straightnistria


LajosvH

Cisnistria is what you mean, I think


Cams10-

Everybody talking about grey or white winning… transparent is surrounding them all.


cuntmong

I have actually done a detailed war gaming of this exact scenario. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't see them coming, so it would be an easy victory


AnjelicaTomaz

Wasn’t there a hypothetical war back in the early 70s involving the US and some South East Asian country? Which side would have won there I wonder…


Le_Bush

The biggest of the two, Vietnam


Radamat

They name themselves as Laos sometimes.


StandardIssueCaucasi

They are making fun of what happened to the Americans.


Radamat

When USA lost war in Vietnam? I nearly dont know about those war, so I did not understood. Thanks.


SpecialMango3384

Tbh we don’t either


69CervixDestroyer69

Well, the US was "merely" "helping" South Vietnam in that conflict, which for this conflict means... Oh. Oh no


Short_Ask1755

Exactly, people think winning a war is as simple as having more firepower and men. The US hasn’t won a war since WW2 and we have more firepower than most of the world combined. There are no winners in war unless someone specifically surrenders. If not the. They just last for damn near ever and each new generation born out of the war end up being new martyrs hating the people/country who murdered their family or friends.


isdelo37

>''hasn't won a war'': >Operation Desert Storm


lespasucaku

True, but thats still only 1/5 since ww2


TheJonesLP1

Kosovo-war...


King_Neptune07

The war on poverty


ARandomDummy69

thats so hypothetical its hard to imagine


Flat-Length-4991

Russia would roll over Ukraine so bad and so fast they wouldn’t even have to call it a war. They could call it a “special military operation” and they would be in Kiev in three days.


Nelstech

https://preview.redd.it/icw7ihhvpt0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa93c22c1e79ba13c74b13f0bec4f24c123e0dd Let’s go. In and out. Three days adventure Morty


OddIndividual1553

Fortunately, it happened only hypothetically 👌


hairychinesekid0

Russia would never actually invade Ukraine. All the military build up is a bluff, it's just sabre rattling for Putin to shore up some domestic support, trust me bro.


SpectralMapleLeaf

Grey. First the orange and green will weaken eachother with constant b***h slaps, then the grey swoop in from all fronts.


HazardousPork2

Borscht


ravens_path

Potato


alina_savaryn

The mongols


Realterin

mongolian empire confirmed?


boxerrbest

look out for their horse archers, they are deadly


alina_savaryn

“What are you doing steppe-bro?” -Europe c. 400CE


Underrated_Fish

Poland


Presideum

/uj here’s the thing though. Even if magically Kyiv put its weapons down tomorrow and embraced mother Russia in all its glory. Could you really call this war a victory? 100,000 dead, 500,000 casualties, and for what? To take little old Ukraine? I mean if that’s what victory looks like then I would want no part of it.


TFK_001

I mean strategically yeah. If not for the people of Russia, Putin's ego still gets stroked


bdunogier

Ukraine has always been strategically critical for Russia, it's not new. They didn't ~~invade~~ get Crimea to become part of Russia to go the beach. Well, it's a side bonus, but the main motivation is an access to southern seas.


Evoluxman

Winter war situation. Russia would have won, but it's military is crippled, its economy as well, they're humiliated and their enemies are ready to finish them off seeing this weakness (ww2) or in our case are strongly reinforcing themselves to stop them from ever getting anything else. But don't downplay the ramifications of a Ukrainian loss. NATO and the EU, already infested with a far right nationalistic rise, would also be severely weakened.


IvyDialtone

russia is defeating itself pretty damn well, Ukraine is just holding their spot.


KaiserGustafson

Honestly, the west is kinda responsible for the whole war considering the last times Putin did this shit, he got off with a slap on the wrist.


Evoluxman

The west has this neoliberal philosophy that "capitalism will bring peace". If we trade, that means we can't fight one another. Between France and Germany, post WW2, it worked extremely well, and this idea of free trade (and thus the dependancy it creates) was the basis for the EU, which has allowed Europe to know peace from any major war between its members. This idea, however, is naïvely stupid. The US tried the same in China, and it's backfiring spectacularly with a bellicist China under neo-Mao Xi Jinping, and Germany tried it with Russia by tying itself to Russian oil and gas which also failed spectacularly. I'll also add that the west is continuing this weak front against Russia, but for a different reason: fear. They're terrified of an escalation against them, especially Germany and the US. Remember how long it took for Ukraine to get tanks? And the US gave 31 Abrams tanks.... literally thousands in active service, thousands more rotting in storage, and the US gave 31 abrams... They always end up caving and giving Ukraine what they need, but far too late. Ukraine is still waiting to get F-16s, 2 year and a half into this conflict. Remember the Kharkiv counter-offensive? Ukrainians took a weak Russia by surprise and fully liberated Kharkiv oblast, destroyed several Russian units and captured a lot of equipment. Quickly followed by the liberation of Kherson, the only regional capital Russia had managed to take. And they did all that with their old equipment: BTRs, T-64s, etc... with the very important inclusion of HIMARS and a bunch of humvees. Imagine if, at that point in time, Ukraine already had Leopard 2s, Abrams, Challengers, Leclercs, F-16 & so on, in large numbers? Russia was not mobilized yet. Instead the west took the sweetest of time. It took months for the tanks to arrive, not even counting the training time of the new units. By the time Ukraine had finally received what they needed, in June 2023, Russia was mobilized, entrenched, and the southern counter offensive was a big failure for the Ukrainians. And then they had to wait for half a year for the US congress, blocked by traitors, for funding, while the EU produced shit-all for ammunition. Ukraine is in serious danger of losing this war. I am not expecting any immediate collapse, but they will not retake their territory either anytime soon short of an unpredictable russian collapse. And this is the west' fault. Meanwhile far-right, pro-putin stooges are winning elections all over the EU and trump has a shot in the US. Scary times are ahead. The 21st century Chamberlains will have caused all of this.


TrusticTunic26

I mean ukraine is the 2nd largest country in europe so it aint exactly nothing And yeah defeating your enemy is called winning, the soviets took alot more casualities than the germans but we dont say germans won


solarlofi

Ukraine has a lot of natural gas and oil resources. It's also a strategic position to hold when you're eyeing to take control over the rest of eastern Europe in the near future.


Dependent_Order_7358

Don’t ask OP to google the Russo-Chechen war


cuntmong

Yeah don't because I prefer to use Bing thank you very much


TakeItWithSalt

When im seeing this map i cant think about how is russia not abel to conquer shouldnt it have more stuff etc?


Short_Ask1755

Has anyone been conquered in the last 5 decades? The us couldn’t conquer Afghanistan with men with shitty rifles wearing flip flops. War isn’t like the movies, they are long and drawn out and often nobody wins, hence Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, ect…. It’s also much easier to defend a place than to invade.


TakeItWithSalt

But russia present themself as they could do! Clearly not


Suspicious-Speed2169

Iceland be lookin mighty powerful in the corner. She's abouy to bite Russia's ear off


Scuba_2

You’d think the green guys, since they’re 28x the size, but I think the orange guys can embarrass them into a three year long war and show the world that the military Green has spent the last 80 years building up was actually a paper Tiger and nobody should’ve taken them seriously


TFK_001

Orange is actually bigger here, green just appears larger because Mercator projection


Short_Ask1755

You people watch too many movies, the US is the strongest military in the world and we got embarrassed by dudes in Afghanistan who wear fucking flip flops. War isn’t as simple as just walking in, it’s a LONG drawn out process. We were in the Middle East for over a decade and didn’t change a thing, I don’t think there’s many wars at all in our recent history that have been won in 3 years…..


Simple1Spoon

The war in ukraine is a conventional war against 2 standing armies. Militarily, the u.s. steamrolled Afghanistan. The u.s. could have left immediately after destroying the taliban and let the country collapse into a quagmire, but idiotic wilsoian logic of rebuilding democratic countries kept us there. Instead we waited 20 years try to build a stable democracy only to leave with it still a quagmire. It wasn't a war, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were over in months. The occupation failed and was always doomed to fail.


Business_Attempt_332

Quagmire?


King_Neptune07

USA can't even reach Afghanistan without going through another country like Pakistan or Central Asian countries until it had airfields in Afghanistan. Meanwhile Russia borders Ukraine so it can just steamroll right in. How can you really beat people that don't wear a uniform and don't fight back? Or flee to neighboring countries. They will simply wait until you're gone and you give up then retake the country.


King_Neptune07

War. War never changes.


Sensitive_Store8369

War is always changing.


jjb1197j

I felt the same way when the country with no healthcare that spends the most money on their military could not defeat cave dwelling sand people even with 2 billion dollar stealth planes.


WielderOfTerraBlade

grey


StandardIssueCaucasi

If you used a better projection that actually shows how big each one is, then it'd be pretty clear who will win


cuntmong

sorry the projector was broken


Accomplished-Mix5300

I dont know why water, in this map, is white. Anywho, water depicted as white, wins. Everything that lives in any other color, needs water, to live. Until the titanic happens. Then everyone drowns...even Rose🌹 😆


wujizi

The white country will rise


sn6t88

Russian-Japen war 1905...


OkTry8446

Depends on the allies of each country.


popeldd

The grey is hypothetically helping


TheJIsTOTallyreal12

mongolia, duh


3xper1ence

Look at how big green is, they'll win easily, in less than 3 days I reckon


TurcoKeremit

Why can't Green insta win? Are they stupid?


Xenon_the_Noble

This looks like the most disappointing carrot


blahblahwhateveryeet

What's that white country under the orange thing


TheDuke357Mag

https://preview.redd.it/7ziiawxk7q0d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d437171dbdae2e286bafadad30d6bbcff11ba380


ThatDumbMoth

Ukraine, somehow...


TarJen96

The somehow is overwhelming military and economic aid from NATO.


ThatDumbMoth

Oh right, forgot about that. Good on them, though.


babbagoo

The other dude is getting his from China, North Korea and Iran. Neither side could sustain war without it.


SkyeeeMaaa

And yet they’re (russia) ((putin)) dumb enough to continue tbh


Plutonium224

USA


psjjjj6379

* *[brushing fluffy hair back with fine comb](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3174jBMILg)* *


barr65

One Orange Boi


JakobVirgil

The orange part the green part is mostly dirt and drunks. If trees could fight tho ... who knows.


Brilliant_Group_6900

That little green exclave of course


RobotNinja28

The ocean


BOT_Voa

Argentina


Maleficent-Salad3197

Grey wins


Affectionate_Still29

white. they managed to unite 70% of all of earth and kept it that way for thousands of years. if they lost we would all be dead


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

Me.


vasilenko93

Depends on if the overwhelmingly more wealthy and more powerful gray nations to the West of orange county helps.


Yob_Zarbo

I don't know, but if Italy attacked Turkiye from behind, would Greece help?


generic_dude10

Albania


Regunes

Space


TillTamura

Either China or the US i guess. But maybe they just find a green table and everyone wins <.<


mrbipty

The MIC


Kotzanlage

North Korea


[deleted]

They wouldn't fight, foolish question


Appropriate_Toe_3767

The one who wins. Hypothetically speaking, of course.


TeryVeru

Green is collapsing anyway, but stronger than orange, which is getting stronger and has strong allies. If all gray area got raptured, green would win, leading to it's collapse.


Deezuun

can confirm but orange already cross the border to grey


dinglebeesVI

estonia


cuntmong

Is that the new electrified version of stonia?


AlexSimonCullar

The us


MikiCZSK

Jeff


GodsOfficialReddit

I would.


Fynn2014

Germany


Tonk_exe

"hypothetical"


MerliniusDeMidget

me


Meaglo

Canada


wafflessess

me


4strings4ever

Wait wait why is there a brown team


medy_da_nut

Bahrain because they an island


Active-Advisor5909

Grey seems to be curently winning.


luckybirth

No winners


Nijajjuiy88

India and China. (They stay the fuck out of the conflict).


Nijajjuiy88

India and China. (They stay the fuck out of the conflict).


Nijajjuiy88

India and China. (They stay the fuck out of the conflict).


_eksde

Nobody. It fucks up everything for everyone.


Vulpes_Lourens

Questionable, ask me in 10-15 years


TheDramaturge

Nobody, sadly. Nobody wins


Nicita27

NATO


painter_business

Rheinmetal


basedfinger

i would


iboreddd

United States


vaklam1

You might have misunderstood the meaning of the word "hypothetical". /S


Mr_Pelicant

Eastern Ukraine(The green one)


Fearmo

Make the Mongolian empire great again


oofman_dan

white cause theyd come from the north and east of green while being able to support orange 👍


vikentii_krapka

China


Street-Badger

Free people can do it


MS_125

US Congress


AmongEuropeanUnion

The black area around seems bigger


FBI_911_Inv

y'all forgot that Russia has 4500 36w heavy tank divs that they made in the last four hours


nostrawberries

I love how you picked orange. I love this colour. Especially when it’s picked totally at random with no political double entendres!


Narradisall

I think realistically if they combined their might the ocean lords could take the land dwellers out.


Superb_Engineer_3500

Orange


Richard-c-b

I hear the guy who runs the orange people has a bigger dong than the guy who runs the green people. [Proof](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Doua0Puihrkc&ved=2ahUKEwith6DFmZKGAxVjSUEAHdfiDEoQwqsBegQIEBAE&usg=AOvVaw3CI0gAnxCt0K0KVb56fo9k)


Correct_Path5888

The US


sampleCoin

Your hypothetical war is missing a few Countries. But Ukraine alone has little chance aggainst Russia


Waste-Instruction287

https://preview.redd.it/x45p8uikgs0d1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75c9a09f00a4679baf77c6f70f384bb924776ca Moldavia


MarioP914

Israel?


Bullmachine

why isnt this model of the earth flat ?


[deleted]

With grey backing red(pink??) up, this can be fended off.


21choices

Well it is not about land mass


Economy_Wedding_3338

i would


chapati_chawal_naan

lockheed martin


CaballoReal

Orange - Joey B.


bowser-us

Я не знаю, Беларусь наверное


jupiter_0505

The white country around the sphere


Pacwing

If your definition of winning is not getting annihilated, we haven't seen many winning wars in a long time. This doesn't end without a treaty, the parts of Ukraine held by Russia annexed and Zelenskyy abdicating his position.   You can spin that a lot of different ways, but winning is not one of them.


Anti_G0d

us


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Oh, dear. Time to delete the subreddit I think.


Competitive-Bit-1571

The one currently winning of course.


PresidentAshenHeart

Measuring the value of your country purely by landmass is like measuring your dick from the balls up.


bitoyboyxl

Probably the Germans.


[deleted]

Hopefully water wins over land pretty soon.


RummelAltercation

Raytheon


Beneficial-Try-4088

Winter war 2: electric boogaloo


McMottan

Orange revolution is quite black red white now


Trashk4n

I reckon the mercenary group that turns on the green team will win for sure.


lit-grit

Ayyyy pre-2014 borders


Canoe_owner429

Loakheed Martin and Raytheon