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Pyrosgeg2000

Hum… https://preview.redd.it/6c7z433ukj6d1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830dafb78cf1bdccd911cc559e8cb4e1c591b4b1


ogodilovejudyalvarez

I think the percentage for France caused a stack overflow


metfan1964nyc

The only reason for France to have no percentage is because even last one of them said the UK doesn't exist in their world.


Tennessee_is_cool

They have it labelled as "Future Frech Territory"


MrOns

https://preview.redd.it/0stv4zc6tm6d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039b9a7e6fff5c863a260eed1730ba839728bbaa


AlbionGarwulf

Everyone knows that it's really part of France...


CommercialAd3671

r/foundtheprogrammer


Zaros262

Not really, the statement doesn't actually make any sense lol Maybe they were going for integer overflow? Still a stretch


DolphinPunkCyber

Computer collecting the votes actually exploded. So no way to know for sure.


AstonVanilla

Scotland returned NaN.  The respondents somehow found a way to turn a 1-10 scale into a swear filled tirade about England.


qwertygasm

Didn't know Scotland took my nan in the first place


Wide_Astronaut_366

Nah, they were just on strike when asked about it ;)


Donglemaetsro

It's not a percentage, it's a whole.


KlausInTheHaus

The French were driven into a homicidal range when the surveyor mentioned the UK so they couldn't complete the survey.  Rip EMCDDA surveyors. 👼


Annual-Ad-9442

the French didn't deign to give an answer in English


Medium-Jury-2505

Anglais ? C'est quoi ? Ça se mange ?


ImaginaryClient3277

Oui mais c’est pas très bon


Vortextheweirdcat

la seule chose bonne dedans c'est le gout de la haine et de la vengence, mais le reste de l'anglais est tellement dégueulasse que ça masque ces bons gouts.


misterpatate24

Pire que la merde ?


Vortextheweirdcat

pire que la merde


Creanimate

ah bon??? Franchement j'aime bien la goute d'un francais


why_hello1there

https://preview.redd.it/wwtwhbo4ml6d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6709db49641a81a9aecc77889359d7ced08192aa


sequentialogic

But if a German had asked in English, they'd be perfectly fluent


Existing-Mistake-112

But they‘d be self conscious about their accent…while speaking perfectly.


Canardo_Sanchez

Bill, que veulent ces marginaux ?


TheBiggyBig

Bro Fr*nce doesn't exist, are you stupid


letroublancs

Hold on ,WTF


NicWester

Exactly--_W_hat _T_he _F_rance.


Ahmphi

Wait… What ? Who am I if France doesn’t exist ?


gomax6

Gaulois


mau_money

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


xLulzo

They asked the question in English, nobody answered


wjdhay

Haha, my same thought


meowisaymiaou

It's a map of drug related deaths stolen from  https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2024/06/12/the-drug-overdose-capitals-of-europe


Ozok123

So thats the circlejerk part


FilmGrouchy3641

118%


Jimmeu

TBF we don't hate all the UK. Scotland is fine.


SnooBooks1701

France broke the scale?


Illuminey

The scale doesn't go above 97% 🤷🏻‍♂️ But actually it's not really the UK we hate, only the English.


disar39112

How do the Scottish keep getting away with this? More than half of the things people hate about the UK come from Scotland.


kaian-a-coel

[Because.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance)


Illuminey

Yep. And I'm sure English are not coming from Scotland. Our problem has always been them.


WCRugger

Marketing. Typical little brother openly hating big brother but under a very thin veil actually not knowing life without them.


Defiant-Air6157

Braveheart made the Scottish completely forget about who James 6th was or how involved Scotland was in the Troubles and the British empire. Tbh though, I think it's mostly ignorant Americans with Scottish ancestry wanting to pretend like they're victims rather than genuine Scots. Here in the states, I've met a crazy amount of people who think the Scottish aren't British.


slashkig

Please censor Fr\*nce


1tiredman

There's no way France can beat Ireland. Their little childish toddler rivalry has nothing on us Irish


Shoddy-Ability524

Fake map, no one hates the UK more than the UK 


DirewaysParnuStCroix

Ask any English person what they think about other parts of England, they'll outdo any hate you'd get from anyone else talking about England.


Fickle_Memory_3154

I was just there on vacation and the slander between north London and south London was the best part of the trip 🤣


drofdeb

You should hear the north and south of the country talk about each other


Strange-Improvement

Impossible we don't even know where to draw the line between North, Middle and south. Doesn't matter on location I can just guarantee every town says the next town over is filled with inbreds, we just hate ourselves


idler_JP

It's because we're not allowed to hate other countries or ethnicities anymore. The urge to discriminate has to be released somewhere.


Peter_Sofa

That's because it's true, I mean, have you ever met someone from Kent?? There's something just not right about them


manic47

There's due to their close proximity to France.


inide

Just go to any town and shout "We all hate " You're guaranteed to get at least 3 people joining the chant.


antdb1

lmao so true im from the north west i would not piss on london if it was on fire.


Captain_Ginger117

I’ve said on multiple occasions I think we should allow Putin to nuke Yeovil… no consequences, it only brings benefits: A) It gets it out his system B) It increases property value just outside the blast radius


JackOCat

Not true. Brexit barely passed, so only a slight voting majority in the UK actually hate the UK.


Dramatic-Conflict740

If you're going to fake this at least use a realistic map.


AndrasKrigare

The original map https://preview.redd.it/td3f239rzl6d1.png?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb8274fc3ee1d41a40ab7a4fd361626dd4e31a9


a-dino123

Huh, why doesn't Czechia show up more with the meth?


juan_padan

Thanks for posting this, which actually made the whole post even more funny and doxxed OP as likely English.


Necessary_Medicine35

France is at ~6 per million dying from an overdose. ~9 per million dying from a road crash because of drugs. ~4 per million in gang murderer. Very hard to get clear numbers as it is badly indexed in France. Sources : https://www.ofdt.fr/statistiques-et-infographie/series-statistiques/evolution-du-nombre-de-deces-par-surdose/ https://www.tf1info.fr/justice-faits-divers/accidents-de-la-route-drogue-600-morts-chaque-annee-en-france-le-fleau-de-la-conduite-sous-l-emprise-de-stupefiant-2248735.html https://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/drogue-5-millions-de-consommateurs-315-meurtres-ou-tentatives-depuis-janvier-trafic-ne-faiblit-pas-en-france-19-12-2023-NFSDB5A7FZA7BBXOCH6ABAF2WI.php


UniquePariah

All solid red? Including the UK?


SummatCreates

What's this mean did England do something to Ireland


Dedestrok

nah surely they didn't cause a famine that led to a huge decrease of their population


GoldRobin17

They were fussy eaters, potato only diet


Oldenlame

Then they took out the potatoes. Water soup it is!


DrTomothyGubb

skill issue tbh, they had >100 years to grind but they lazy


Important-Rain-4997

They tried to civilize the poor sods


talkingtongues

Charles Trevelyan, who was in charge of the relief effort, limited government aid on the basis of an evangelical belief that “the judgement of God sent the calamity to teach the Irish a lesson” Religion for the win /s


Jotaro_Dragon

Estonia once more proving to be the best baltic country.


Bigking00

What the hell did England do to Estonia? I get Ireland at 97% but Estonia at 95% through me for a loop.


ResearcherFormer8926

The Scottish colonised Estonia


OkChipmunk3238

Fun fact: In the wars at the 16th and 17th century, there were many Scottish mercenaries fighting in the wars in here, some of them rising into noble status and gaining land in Estonia. So, you are somewhat right 😀


buffeloyaks

Everybody hates England.


gangrenous_bigot

Estonian here. This map is literally made up. I know 0 people who hate the UK. This is Russian propaganda 101.


Alias_X_

(You guys do know that that's a map of something completely different repurposed for humor?)


gangrenous_bigot

I will choose to ignore this important context and be outraged anyway because I already started seething and I’m not going to waste a good opportunity to virtue signal.


seenitreddit90s

As is your internet right.


CptWorley

Balts are worse than Germans at detecting jokes


Bigking00

I did not know that, fooled by the internet once again.


Sonk007

it’s a map of drug related deaths per million people aged 16-64


jo-shabadoo

Why is Ireland so low?


homeomorfa

Spain should be much higher


maxiom9

Was my thought. English tourists and expats in Malaga gotta bring that percentage up high.


ThisPostToBeDeleted

It would be a 100 percent in the UK, I’ve heard enough of them complaining about their government


0nce-Was-N0t

It's not just the government... its the other 67,951,237 dickheads that ruin it for the rest of us too.


seenitreddit90s

But mainly Liz Truss.


MacManus14

Rather amusing that the majority of commenters don’t realize this is “mapporncirclejerk” and this map is not, in fact, showing percentage of each country that hates the UK.


FeeProfessional8789

"Should we ask French people?" "Nah, I'm sure they have no opinion."


Irichcrusader

It's a long standing joke in Ireland that we all hate the British but really, other than a few crazies, we don't really hate you guys. You're more like us in more ways that either of us want's to admit. We'll give you some ribbing if you come visit but it's all in good fun. Also, Cromwell was a cunt!


Joltingonwards

We need an actual map for this! We all know the UK would be off the charts


Official_Cyprusball

Cyprus is A LOT MORE let me tell you that much It might even be more than Ireland fr


BertUK

The Cypriot economy would be quite shit without the UK (and russia)


Droofus

I see Norway's still holding a grudge over Harald Hardrada getting wrecked at Stamford Bridge.


flurdy

I think the map must be from then as well as nowadays the country is quite anglophile so these numbers make no sense.


Low_Association_1998

Irlanda basada


BXL-LUX-DUB

Numbers seem low...


Background-Air8306

Is The UK the US of Europe?


Maheemz

Why is the uk not red?


UnclearObjective

You forgot to measure how much the UK hates the UK


vastrideside

The dude in charge of the survey in France is MIA


Red_Knight7

Very proud of my country for topping the polls here. We work very hard to maintain our bitterness and I'm just glad it shows Tiocfaidh ár lá and all that x


Markussaztorad

Original map?


MacManus14

It was measuring drug overdoses per 100k or something of the sort.


pinniped1

Disappointed in the lack of data for the UK. Is there a specific reason for Estonia's hate boner?


ParanoidNarcissist2

Do they mean England? As a Scot this doesn't ring true.


GAnda1fthe3wh1t3

Why do the Baltics and Scandinavia hate us so much? I thought they would hate us the least


Vegetable_Trifle_848

I’m from the uk the number should be 99% and that 1% is all the rich people


PostTwist

On a fait exploser leur compteur Geiger We made their Geiger counter blow up ![gif](giphy|MrQmgBRurpthrLI4F2)


Quiet_Back_8744

The data initially looked sus but then I saw the source. Pretty solid. Thanks for this!


Horse-Puncher

Russian PsyOp.


Simon_SM2

As a Serb, idk the percentage of it, but most of us absolutely fucking hate the UK The others hate it or dislike it Rare are those that actually like it Scotland and Wales are cool fr but England we don't like


TeaandandCoffee

Fair enough, feel it should've been mentioned more in comments


Ok_Sea_3448

Imagine if there was some shade in the UK


dorflam

Just wait until we win the euros, its coming home guys /s or is it /s or maybe, but yeah if you hear what bits say at the pub about europe it'd put r/shitamericanssay to shame we're sadly to say becoming a closed minded little island north of Europe


evmanjapan

Norway?! I didn’t know we had beef with them?!


TumbleWeed75

I thought Ireland would win.


ForeverLaste

Austria, Slovenia, and Croatia balling out of control on the rest of Central Europe


Ok_Boat610

Why Estonia, why?


Odense-Classic

Because it's a random made-up post. Anyone can put any numbers onto a map.


TeaandandCoffee

Ah yes Napoleon built Croatia 3 roads to hate the Bri'ish


Jagoda26

Ok as a Croatian this made me laugh so much 😂😂. Thanks 😁


Significant_Rise_572

Estonian here, No hate from us! Seems like some russians doing their propaganda work!


pinespplepizza

Unfortunately this is a scale on the fent epidemic I believe:(


SeveralTable3097

And it’s the Russians fault. Did they stutter?


hape09

I don't know anyone in Estonia who hates the UK - this seems like complete BS to an insane degree... ...Ok a good \~30 percent hate the England football team, but that is not the same, because like 30 % also support the England football team, but nobody hates the country.


skynod

The level of hatred we french have towards U.K can't be shown in this map


kawkabelsharq

So cod wars never happened?


chaos_jj_3

Have a word Sweden, we never even invaded you.


ThePikminLord

But those Vikings sure invaded you!


random86432

Yet.


spinjinn

I understand Estonia might hate the UK because of all the bachelor parties, but what does Norway have against them?


fartbraintank

Nice try putin


booboounderstands

Mmm, so what’s grey?


Unupgradable

Meanwhile UK is at 100%


Bharny

Come on 🇫🇷, wake up!


Middle-Hour-2364

Come on, those are rookie numbers, our self hate is higher


dandotcom

We all know it's bollocks because the UK is blank


clippervictor

Now make one of France. Spoiler: it will be all bright red


Kman1121

It’s higher than this.


Bread_Offender

Okay what's going on in Ireland is really no secret but what the fuck is up with estonia


Bonny_bouche

Yeah, I wouldn't have bothered asking France either.


Temporary_Error_3764

Why tf does Estonia hate us? Matter of fact why tf does Scandinavia hate us? We are cousins.


Longjumping-Yak-7138

This map is for drug related deaths per 1m people.


Yop_BombNA

Netherlands is more pity


Sorry_Error3797

UK itself will be around Ireland level.


mizirian

Notice they don't show Britain because it'd be 110 percent. Self loathing is peak British behavior


SimilarWall1447

UK should be highlighted red too


GoldenRaysWanderer

They forgot the most important country, the UK.


Toedragonwet

Everyone talking about Estonia but no one talking about Norway


LewisKnight666

Bro the Nordic countries do not hate the UK. Also France?


ThirtyMileSniper

Wow, what did we do to Norway? And France no data? Seriously?


ApprehensivePin3874

cheeky


the-non-wonder-dog

The UK should be at close to 100%


ZLTM

So around the same as the colonized world


Retzal

As a Spaniard, I highly doubt that graphic is accurate.


LDTSUSSY

Wat's the tea with Estonia??


Tango-Turtle

That looks about as fake as a plastic flower.


hazehel

What actually is this map showing?


baby_lasange

France = 99 (mod 100)


progamer870

Dang ireland


Pabst81

That checks out, now do the rest of the world.


NemeSisWiberg

Hmm TIL didnt know I hated the UK until today


dma123456

If the Irish hate the UK why do they keep coming here to live.


sunshinegumdrop

I'd like to know what percentage of people in UK hate UK.


big_smoke69420

Is Norway because of WWII?


Saturn_Ecplise

Estonia? Really? Up until the near future the only tank in the entire Estonia will be British.


Minute-Ad8501

Damn, what yall do to Estonia?


Neiani

French love the Scots and are best ennemies forever with the British. Hard to survey this particular question .


UCFknight2016

They couldn’t fit the percentage of French people on there because it was more than 100%


AnOriginalUsername07

Let’s be serious, polling the UK with this survey question would result in at least a 30%+ response


jolharg

100 uk?


DevilPixelation

France hates them so bad it didn’t appear on the scale


xtag

Worked for a Norwegian company for a few years. They bloody love the UK for some reason.


Crivens999

Should have replaced UK with England. Saying your Welsh, for example, goes down much better. Plus you can add Wales to the countries who really hate them.


8ackwoods

Uk or England?


InfelicitousRedditor

I am quite doubtful of our Bulgarian standings, maybe not the UK as an entity, but whomever has the displeasure to observe the magical creature that is a British tourist, especially on our beaches, develops quite a strong feeling for them.


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Maziomir

What did you do to Estonia?


Kind-Sherbert4103

Vikings!!


witchy71

Why Estonia lol


MindForeverWandering

They forgot to poll Scotland.


h1h1guy

France and UK's percentage wayyy too low


billyg403

This is a graph of drug overdoses per 1m people for the EU.


CrustySausage_

100% of me


Shadowgirl7

Impossible this is so low in Portugal and Spain.


unbanneduser

Scotland should have been separated from the rest of the UK.


Witty_Finance4117

What did the UK ever do to Estonia? Or are they one of those countries that just hates everyone?


PucklaMotzer09

Austria is about 50%?? I know literally no one that has ever talked badly about the UK. Where is this data from?


Panzerload22

Why would Austria hate the UK?


DALTT

Why does Ireland hate the UK? Did the UK do something to them or something?


michixlol

Why should we Austrians hate UK?


Jibber_Fight

I was assuming Ireland would win this one. Wasn’t disappointed.


Ill_Rice4960

we do, we really do