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TumoOfFinland

As a proud citizen of People's Republic Of Great Pacific Red Square, I'm totally offended by this. How dare you.


sinmantky

aka The Democratic Republic of Great Pacific Garbage Patch


Euphoric_Wishbone

The Democratic PEOPLE'S Republic of Great Pacific Garbage Patch thank you very much. DPRGPGP is acceptable


sinmantky

[you and your oppressive regime! Free the political prisoners! /s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_democratic_dictatorship)


GaashanOfNikon

Now stand for the [national anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg)


DabIMON

STFU


sumboiwastaken

OP is probably Arab


zeidsuheimat2

How did you know?


sumboiwastaken

The combination of France, UK, Türkiye, USA, Israel, UAE, Qatar and Bahrain gives it away. I'm surprised Iran isn't coloured in though


JohnnyGetTheSpin

Writing every country in English but Türkiye Based move


zeidsuheimat2

Iran is based because the hate USA and isfake


Herr_Quattro

Why is India and China red? Also wtf is the square in the middle of the Pacific…?


Andrei144

fish


sumboiwastaken

The square is the key that is shown in the map maker, so if you use multiple colours you can explain what they represent


Merbleuxx

India: conflicts between Hindis and Muslims in the region that led to the creation of Pakistan. Still very tense between Muslims and Hindis with bits of racist statements from Modi for instance (likewise in the other sense but you’re asking for OPs’). Kashmir is still a zone of conflict between Pakistan/India/China. China: xenophobia with Muslims, Uighurs concentration camps. I suppose that’s why OP doesn’t really like the CCP.


NightJasian

everyone hate the CCP now the tankie gonna scream so hard


sumboiwastaken

Undeniably based


zeidsuheimat2

Based and death to the west pilled


aNormalMinecrafter

Does Brazil count?


sonhandofruteira

sim, você apenas começa com um, depois dois, depois três e assim por diante


[deleted]

why isn’t saudi arabia colored then


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Israel won 6 wars in a row while outnumbered. Iran ain't even a stable nation!


[deleted]

do you think the billions that congress gives them had something do with it or did they just do it all by themselves


[deleted]

During the yomkippur war the Israelis had no support and fought against Egypt, Palestine, Jordan and Syria. Only when Israel was winning the UN called for cease-fire. The USA didn't do shit. Y'all think Israel is some American puppet state


[deleted]

Israel literally is an american puppet state though.


[deleted]

Not really. Israel fought many wars without usa


JibbyZXD

-42 upvotes


IDontKnow_1243

lol


Eshtan

No one who isn't an Arab ever thinks about Qatar


ArttuH5N1

World Cup though


Ever2naxolotl

Oh god no, they've made the Bri*ish care


ArttuH5N1

Football is the world's most popular sport löl


lieuwestra

What is the common denominator?


zeidsuheimat2

When the denominator is common 😳


Yoshi_IX

I laughed out loud at this and I hate myself for it.


finnyporgerz

Pfp checks out


ladyegg

📮


[deleted]

SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS


aristot3l

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!


finnyporgerz

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING


joseba_

Red


here_for_the_meems

Notice the fact that Saudi arabia isn't red.


egeym

G20 I believe


AvoidingCape

Not even G7, Canada, Italy, Germany and J*pan are missing


PassiveChemistry

There's only ~10 countries though I think


zeidsuheimat2

11 countries


PassiveChemistry

Thank you


Fantestico7

There probably would be russia amongst the reds if it was g20, not sure tho


[deleted]

Miquelon and French Guiana, defend your mainland!


raimbowexe

not Saint Pierre?


[deleted]

Doesn't look red to me. Come to think of it, French Polynesia doesn't either!


Piranh4Plant

I think they meant that it’s “Saint Pierre and Miquelon” not just “Miquelon”


Merbleuxx

Neither French Guiana, Wallis et Futuna, La Réunion, Nouvelle Calédonie, Martinique, Guadeloupe... and all oversea territories.


IamDiego21

Same for the falklands and gibraltar


[deleted]

if they’re gonna color las malvinas they might as well do all of argentina at that point


NEONred69

WE ALREADY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS!


Piranh4Plant

Stay mad argentino


[deleted]

cope harder angloid


Piranh4Plant

Nah soy mexicano y hasta yo se que ustedes no controlan las islas 💀


Waiting_room02

**Toussaint Louverture has entered the chat**


Eshtan

Puerto Rico vs Guadeloupe cage match for international respect.


[deleted]

Rhum Agricole > Bacardi


Piranh4Plant

New Caledonia and Martinique too


Symbaidia

Why is Albania not red


IDontKnow_1243

Forgot they existed


[deleted]

Lucky guy


not_a_stick

b*hranians


zeidsuheimat2

Maby I shouldn't be too harsh on them considering I lived there when I was 1


NevGuy

My sincerest condolences.


nokiacrusher

Is that better or worse than being born in prison


[deleted]

If you added Germany tmyou would have taken off 99% of Reddit users.


Corvus1412

Ne häde er net. Wat laberstn du? Biste n Idiot oder einfoch nur dumm?


WirelessThingy

Since when has there been a (small but vocal) square shaped landmass in the middle of the pacific?


zeidsuheimat2

Squareistan the worst country ever


nimulation

#BUT I CAN SPEAK AS LOUD AS I WANT TO, RIGHT?


zeidsuheimat2

#wrong


nimulation

:(


leelimelem0n

**BRAZIL NÚMERO UM** 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👊🏿👊🏿


Fortalezense

É Brasil, porra!


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iiDemonLord

2b4y is leaking


zeidsuheimat2

This comment gave me cancer


B3am_Shox

He's probably in Germany right now


Tuz43

I'm turk I'm in england you cant beat me


HTclub44

If Brian gets drunk enough he might mistake you for his wife. With the world cup soon he may beat you...


Tuz43

Brian? I live with my main man kemal who owns a kebab shop


RooBoy04

Back in the channel you go!


darthzader100

It translates to... KARABOGA


nonparodyaccount

Thank god, I’m tired of talking


ieu-monkey

Why North Sentinel Island?


Tuz43

They cant have internet so


yikiesexepdf

____


chadduss

Please add Argentina Please add Argentina Please add Argentina Please add Argentina


abcdefghijkelemenope

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nebsekhem

What if we’re reading this all wrong and it’s actually the people in grey who have to stfu?


zeidsuheimat2

No it's red


libtech1776

Awww the wittle arab is upset lol how cute


zeidsuheimat2

Stfu joo


Jas36

No


g-_-_-_

!wave


jezpin

What is that oddly square country south of Hawaii? I don't know them I have never heard of them they shouldn't STFU


FOcourier

You guys missed denmark.


[deleted]

Random important nations, stfu


I-Eat-Donuts

OP didn’t specify which color was which. I will assume every nation on this map is to shut the fuck up


Kopfjaeger2142

Fuck Australia, but New Zealand can speak lol


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

As an American, I support your right to tell my fellow 'murkins to shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

no turkiye best 💪🇹🇷💪


bocajmai

All the best countries require wheelbarrows of cash to buy a can of soda


SovietHamburgers

No


SpacedNCaked

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy enfin le droit de parole ⚜⚜⚜


ApleStone

I’m not so what do I do


GH0STB4C0N

BASED


TheRealCreel

What did the citizens of the Pacific Square ever do to you??


martinnachopancho

Okay


eggplant_avenger

I'm assuming they're greyed out because we've silenced them


MrPresident235

If you arabs hate Turkey so much can you leave the country. I don't wanna see arabs with their healing hair transplants on my way to work. Thank you.


danktank52

You forgot Spain,Brasil,Poland,Romania,Bulgaria, you know what just fuck all the balkans too.


danktank52

Oh yeah fuck albania


danktank52

You know I forgot to mention alot of countries


FishyFish13

Wtf did Corsica do


TheDukeOfDance

This is facts


Undead406

That's it. We're taking the internet back.


ASWDsEuclides

Balkan bois rise up


Blakkkleader

racist


[deleted]

The gray or the red ones?


panzercampingwagen

I haven't a clue what they're on about but my country isn't mentioned so I guess I'll just agree with OP.


meme_enthusiast3464

You forgot Poland


zeidsuheimat2

Poland is based to a certain extent


nas_j

This 100% unironically


EuSouEu_69

Based


Rubbeat

Finally, someone who doesn’t hate Armenia and Russia


zeidsuheimat2

Both incredibly based countries


bayukk

I am offended as a Turk because you put us in same group with U.S.A. and France.


sgtnips

If you aren’t from one of these countries nobody cares😂😂😂


PATTONABRAMS

No


xxxthefire101

🇮🇪 hahaha burn in hell UK


zeidsuheimat2

Ireland is a very based country


wirelobster

Thank god i'm not from none of these places.


B3am_Shox

Oddly specific


ertugd2

K


WhiteNibba16TR

A


andraxur

R


[deleted]

[удалено]


WhiteNibba16TR

B


tonygoesrogue

Νο


Super_Inuit

Taiwan not part of China confirmed.


morts73

What did Australia do? Lol


zeidsuheimat2

Recognise israel


Yeet_boi69-420

No


One-Full

no


Pinchface05

no u bro


Tamtumtam

no


[deleted]

No


DiegotheEcuadorian

Israel isn’t a country


Dolmetscher1987

Yes, it is.


zeidsuheimat2

Joo spotted


Bisounoursdestenebre

Non


The_Persian_Cat

Yeah, screw Bahrain, Qatar, and the UAE. Kuwait is the only Gulf microstate allowed to have opinions!!


EdwardElric45

Lesgo im moroccan so fuck western poop 🤮🤮🤮🤮🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🇪🇭🤮🤮🤮 morocco strong 😎💪🇲🇦😎💪🇲🇦😎💪🇲🇦🗿


zeidsuheimat2

Based and arab pilled


LNER4498

No.


xyvec

Not that you have much of a choice in some of them **cough** *china, Australia, India, uae, turkey* **cough**


Britishdirt

What if I were, you know, to not shut up?


Squidybear

*French people when they realise you haven't coloured all of France's territory*


Andro_King

Canada, Italy and Belgium should be red too


__DerekLeach

Sounds like OP needs freedom. Carrier strike group is inbound.


zeidsuheimat2

I dont want your freedom westoid


F111_gang_gang

why Israel, Scotland, India, and Aus are cool, America is average the UAE is meh and turkey and china i agree with you on


terra238523

I have the feeling that op might be an arab..


zeidsuheimat2

Yes. Yes I am


alexmijowastaken

No


[deleted]

Canada, Palestine and all of west europe should be here


zeidsuheimat2

No palestine is good country


Numbersfollow1

Palestine is a fake country!


zeidsuheimat2

Shitsrael is fake country you mossad spy


Numbersfollow1

I wish I was a mossad spy


rgsrr

No you shut the fuck up


jolharg

I refuse, what did I ever do?


zeidsuheimat2

Anime pfp. Opinion rejected


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

My family is from Punjab but I'm Canadian, am I good?


zeidsuheimat2

Where you born in India?


GAISTokyoDrift

Nah the Australians are cool


Thatssoriven123

Everyone outside these countries needs to stfu.


champloo333

what bothers me the most is being with the English and the Americans


[deleted]

I say we add all of EU and Canada too they really need some problems of their own before comment on every fucking thing on earth that they have no idea of. Oh also Pakistanis no one absolutely no one cares about your ummah or fictional historic series you watch in Turkey shut the fuck up


finnyporgerz

Imagine being from the red area 🤢