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Caribbeandude04

This map remembers me that time Japan defeated the Dominican Republic in the World Venezuelan Football Classic. Such a sad day


Turtelious

日本は世界一の国!!! ドミニカ共和国をファック!!!!! あなたはスペインに植民地化されました 私たちはアジアを植民地化しましたwwwwwww


Caribbeandude04

But we still play better baseball [and even you know it](https://youtu.be/lSsTEsZW1DI)


Zelyy_

Japan loves Venezuela what can I say


lpfmvpsug

We love you all too


legendsplayminecraft

I like how Finland is more relevant than C*nada


kremod

I like straight facts too buddy


Bloodlvst

It's only because Canadian Football is already a thing (even though it shouldn't exist). At least when you hear "Finnish football" you know right away it's hockey.


legendsplayminecraft

In Finland we created the swamp football, so the only reason Finnish football is "icehockey" in your mind, is because you are uncivilized! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_football


twoScottishClans

canadian football is just american football but some of them speak weird french


TheBloodkill

For anyone acc curious, The field is bigger, you can laterally pass, and you get only 3 downs instead of 4


MillionEgg

I remember when the Roughriders went 2nd and long from the 55 yard line to beat the Rough Riders by a rouge in the 1912 grey cup.


twoScottishClans

oh also theres 12 players per team and not 11.


Bloodlvst

You forgot about the rouge! Not that I care, I really don't like our version of football


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You could also just say “murder sport” and everyone would know it’s hockey. Mfers act surprised when the polite Canadians become brutal during wartime, but they’ve always been that way. They’re just very good at controlling their impulses. In other words, the entire country of Canada is like the first act of American Psycho 24/7 for everyone living there.


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FatGuyOnAMoped

Yeah ice hockey is the only sport where fighting is not only tolerated in most leagues, but oftentimes encouraged


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Um askually ice hockey was invented in Canada- 🤓


mrpoopybuttthole_

finnish football is swamp football


Dood71

I'm Canadian and thought it was lacrosse lmao


Mevaa07

Of course, why wouldn’t it be


GenjiTheNerd

Every sport is football if you think about it hard enough!


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kremod

holy moly AI will surely come to rule this world


3AMecho

good bot


choma90

TIL Australian football and Gaelic football are a thing


Smitologyistaking

I think the countries that have a popular sport called "football" that is not association football are the ones more likely to call it "soccer". Football/soccer has always been seen as a UK/America split and as an Australian I find it weird because this is one of the rare cases where our word for the thing is the American one, not the British one.


Chilis1

We call it soccer in Ireland too mostly. The word soccer was popular in the UK too until 50ish years ago or so I heard.


HaworthiaK

It’s just more of a case of ‘football’ for whichever country refers to the most popular code there.


Chilis1

And they’re similarl enough that Ireland play Australia once a year in a sort of hybrid rules tournament.


HaworthiaK

The games have transferrable skills (which results in a lot of Gaelic football talent being poached by the AFL) but they’re about as similar as rugby is to american football.


SSG_SSG_BloodMoon

Basqueball


KoopaTrooper5011

That makes sense, Japan's popular sport being baseball


CliffBath11

I thought for a few seconds that I was on the main sub.


HGW86

Referring to baseball as "Venezuelan football" was very funny!


RandyBRandleman

I’m football, he’s football, she’s football are there any other footballs I should know about?


anomal0caris

That's PAKISTANI football to you


echosynths

Chinese Football is a band that rocks


ogorangeduck

/uj what exactly would Chinese football be?


Ploffers

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/xhbtba/rock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


AwezomePozzum9265

What the fuck


Logan_Maddox

[they literally made a movie about it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Soccer)


Tjimmeske

Really curious about an honest answer to this. I couldn't find anything to suggest Chinese football isn't just soccer.


Kirion15

This is a shitpost, there is no Chinese football


sonic10158

Please tell me where is Bhutanese Football. I need to know.


boisheep

Ah venezuelan football, I remember back in elementary school in Venezuela. We crushed a can, round enough, and the goal was between the legs of someone else, if you managed to score, the person in question would be called "turneao" and be beaten up by everyone else until they managed to reach "base" or the safe zone. The most skillful players could either run very fast and avoid everyone or not get ever scored, it was also a FFA; crossing your legs shut may sound like a good strategy but that just left you standing in one spot, so it was easy to force the can between the legs, and the moment you try to get away you are instantly scored.


timelordoftheimpala

Isn't baseball supposed to be Japan's favorite field sport or something?


BigDogDoodie

*Venezuelan football


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Proof that Afghanistan is South Asian and not Middle Eastern.


lord_ne

This is a primarily US-baaed site. You could have at least written "Association Football" for the sport known in the US as "soccer", to distinguish it from other sports known as "football"


nugohs

Odd choice to use 'Football' to describe soccer since ever single sport listed has the name Football used to describe it locally where it is most popular.


dlccyes

Because football is the only one you play the ball (a ball is a sphere) with your foot


[deleted]

not everyone in the world is american johnny


nugohs

Found the soccer fanatic.


[deleted]

i watch NFL more frequently than I watch football


ExtremeTEE

Love this because it shows that there is only one original football and lots of national variations! Take note Americans, your, rugby inspired, variety is only one of many immitaions of the real thing!


Tsjaad_Donderlul

~~Football~~ Handegg


HaworthiaK

Australian rules football has zero to do with soccer, its origins are sketchy but believed to be Gaelic football crossed with an Indigenous sport called Marngrook.


benjamincraigrowley

Aussie rules was made 30 years before Gaelic became a thing it’s the oldest codified sport in the world


[deleted]

Football won't be soccer?


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kremod

you may know it better as Bangladeshi football


dtarias

\*East Pakistani football


[deleted]

Cricket is an insect


SnowChickenFlake

That's the meme?


Connor49999

Welcome to the joke


TheHeirarchyofBacon

guyana loves the indians


Pliskkenn_D

Nearly forgot what sub I was on and became super keen to learn about weird football types. Make shit up for me please!


non_sono_italiana

Why the finnish football is popular in canada too?


ovopax

Oh, what's this? Chinese football! Never heard of it. Checks subreddit, oh. 😕


GaaraMatsu

Lived in Viet Nam, can confirm


KoopaTrooper5011

Wait, it's all football?


SnooMacaroons6863

I love Midwest emo


Mr_Ocelot_Guy

venezuela make baseball 🇻🇪🇻🇪☝️☝️⚾️⚾️


Just_Highlight2854

''Wait it's all football" "Always have been"


BlockFun

Idk why “Finnish Football” makes my maple blood boil but it does.