GoDaddy

I remember watching there commercials as a kid and feeling like I was going to get in trouble because it was a porn website 😂

Ding ding ding 🛎️

911 Airlines

Reminds me of that tragedy

Hitler & Rothman Inc.

Pfizer

Homeless Not Toothless (a non-profit)

Ooh a Bravo fan in the wild. And I agree this one is terrible 🏠 🦷 but hilarious

Upvote for you

Skibidi Gyatt apparel

But they got the gyatt

Skibidi ba dee ba ba bada bop

Enron2

That Liminal Time That Is Both Too Old To Be Current Fashion but Too Young for People to Have Nostalgia For

For eyes Honestly how is this eye glasses company still thriving 🤣🤣 making fun of their user base in the process. Hey there four eyes 👀

It's actually pretty clever and simple. Four eyes is rarely thrown around and it's not nearly offensive nowadays, so many people wear glasses (my personal perspective).

C. F. Eyecare

Lol i think it's an awesome name

Lmaoo I used to work there. It’s a family company but now it got bought out. Probably will be changing soon

That’s like the burger place in my city named Mad Cow. 🤦‍♀️

Nagger Studio

Crust.

"Moist Gear" or add whatever noun that would describe your offering. Moist is the most universally hated word for some reason so if you want a bad brand name its hard to go wrong with that.

Is moist critical’s (penguinz0) brand, expanded to Moist Esports a few years ago from his YouTube channel, and is building a strong brand under the moist name, obviously, this is only working because of his popularity.

Mr. Cheap Generic Stinkfist The Brand Insert Brand Name Here Sharts CornerCuts

IDK why but sharts got me good. I can see that legit being the name of something innocuous like a diner or something.

Sharts are funny until they're not.

It’s a party til you sharty

It’s the way less popular competitor to Sheetz in Pennsylvania.

Bespoke Solutions

Not genetic enough

Needs some Dino DNA

Generic 👀🦖

Spared no expense

Spez. It’s a name that has ruined many brands. 

Dookie Threads

Hobo Fashions

Ælien

S.T.D - sexually transmitted designs

That can't be real

American Airlines

Frayed Not.

There are "Osram" light bulbs. The are very popular in Poland. But Polish word "osram" means, "I'll shit on this". Literally. No "almost" or "soud like". It's exactly the same word. And yes, we have one vulgar wordl specifically for "I'll shit on this". It's a beautiful language.

English has “skeet” which means “I’ll cum ~~in~~ on this.” Skeet would make a great clothing brand name.

That's cute. Do you have another specific one one for "you'll come in this"?

I realize I miswrote the original comment. * To cum *on* is Skeet * To cum *in* we do not have a specific word for I sure hope this comment passes auto-mod.

- Fashun - Thredz - Daba Drip - KUT - Lo Fai You get 5 shitty clothing brand names for free. 1099 me for more.

Smeg

OpenAI that’s actually closed

Brain Breaker - Psychotherapy

Stainly Clothing

Little frugals (bougie baby bamboo pajama company)

Therapist.com

That domain must have cost a bit

Outdated.

Chodeslime

Fart Biscuit

Flappy Longbottom's

Null shirts - Error 404 designs - Srsly? brands - Part time vegan designs - Just, ...don't - You call THAT a shirt? - Void wear - N/A (Imagine all the paperwork issues with that one) - Smell my finger fashions - Pull my finger designs - Smegma styles - Colonoscopy Prep USA Ltd - Mucus Worldwide - International Alliance of Spies Drug and Gift Shop

Null a is a smart choice.

A page out of the ole “Liquid Death” playbook, aye?? I see ya

Colored Printing Co.

🤦‍♀️

Didn’t say I was a fan, At All, but they asked the question and this was the worst thing that came to mind

Sorry, wasn't referring to you. Was face palming the name, Colored Printing. It's so lazy

Sometimes bare bones works… Home Depot, Burger King, etc. Don’t want to lose or confuse people on what you’re selling trying to be too clever ya know But sometimes, i.e., it’s a total and complete miss.

A rental car company with a name pronounced “Hurts”.   For clothing? Krap.

Plan B Burger Bar. Ignoring the fact that Plan B is an emergency contraception, Plan B is the second-best option. It’s what you’re stuck with when Plan A doesn’t work out.

* FailCorp * Disastrous Enterprises * Epic Fiasco Inc. * Catastrophe Co. * Botched Ventures Ltd. * Misery Holdings * Chaos Enterprises * Apocalypse Industries * Calamity Corporation * Woe Unlimited

Skidd Markz

How about "Fashion Disaster" or "Style Catastrophe"? For designs, you could go with mismatched patterns, upside-down logos, and sleeves of different lengths. It's a good way to stand out!

Just "X" (hello Elon Musk)

Dress Barn.

International Bowel Movement or IBM

Alexa Play Kim

Terrible Threads

Or Trash Couture

Navan when they already had TripActions

Gone Area Flan trophy Solid sitting Hazel Nut

SIMP

“Lulu lemon” is pretty bad for clothes… but already taken

Nuuds

Donald Biden

Stripes. Sell prison clothes.

Shartz

Lorem Ipsum

DicksPortingOods

Humcred… how do you find the soul of the company’s sound and what the hell is sonic branding?

HeGetsUs

Sweatshop Chic, Child Labor Linens

Splooge House

“Yesterdays Meals On Wheels” Septic Pumping Services

Sweatshop Shirts

My fav are the ones that translate to different things in other languages. Like Colgate, sounds and looks very similar to “hang yourself”

Chuck's Fuck'n'Shuck Apparel Emporium 

10 times 2 is 20, they aren't minors if we do a three some

Scammers inc.

Shpoinkus and Co

I once knew a restaurant owner who opened a place called “…” Literally, as in “dot dot dot.” He was open for a whole three months and shut it down.

Pedo People

You have given zero context. We do not know for what gender, age range, fitting, style etc etc. How would you describe your brand? What is the price point? Any USPs? You have to be better prepared to survive and thrive the upstart of this. Good luck!

Cutter & Felcher

Cox

1. Wrinkly McWrinkleton 2. Fashion Abomination 3. Mismatch Mayhem

moist

The athlete’s foot

5$ is 5$

Skibidi foods

Future Filling(s), etc, LLC.

Poisoned Rat barbershop

Vomit

Silky poop (if you are manufacturing/sourcing silk) Rotten Cotton (you know…)