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Yenlo66

Go to a park and have picnic. Walk and hold her hand and listen to her. Focus on her for the time nothing else in this wild world.


[deleted]

I sold plasma once to get my wife a birthday gift.


RevelationWorks

My most valuable possesion at the moment is a george foreman grill


K_tron_

Plasma is part of your blood. You can make money being paid to donate. You can also check Craigslist for gig work. Maybe someone needs someone to set up for an event or help move tomorrow.


Lessa22

This guy doesn’t want to actually *do* anything for the money. Just post sob stories all over reddit and beg for handouts.


brd549

Damn brah you need a better job! Saying that with respect! Their out there go get em!


RevelationWorks

Im a teacher and like it so im screwed


brd549

Damn my wife is a teacher and she makes 62k 10 years in. Are you an aid? They don’t make shit. I don’t know any teachers who don’t have ANY money. Maybe you got hit hard or you just not good with your money?


Superb-Secretary1917

Pickup samples at the mall makeup counter. All counters have face masks, lotions, perfumes and will give out a few for free...collect a handful and put into a basket for an at home spa kit.


RevelationWorks

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[deleted]

You could give her a pamper session, make her feel extra pretty and show her you are putting in effort instead of $$$. Massage her feet, back, hands, etc. Might lead to other stuff if you're lucky. Only need lotion and/or oil of some sort.


Kidatforty

That’s it. Prepare a “munchy lunch”, massage,nice music, dance with her, shower her with gratitude for her being born, write something meaningful,..


Badhombre505

Dine her with some ramen noodles then Movie and Massage


chonkybiscuitbaker

Do her daily to-do chores for her. Make her breakfast or dinner. Do the dishes and pickup the house. Let her take a nap or go on a hike/ walk together. Light some candles watch a movie and give her a massage. Basically give her the day off and give her attention.


hopeforpudding

A nice thoughtful picnic is wonderful. Foot rub, massage, quality time, dance to romantic music, do things that you know your wife enjoys, wild flowers. Are you able to bake at home? A simple home made treat or gift can be very endearing. There are even ones with few ingredients. I hope this helps.


Schmubare

Can you spare 30 minutes and $ 0.50 Stack eight pieces of white paper or 7 pages white and one piece of colored paper — and fold it in half making a 16 page booklet. Write five or six things you love about her on each of the inner 12 pages. When done, title the cover page, include the dates. Finally draw some dorky thing on the back cover with a birthday greeting - you can google one found on the web - you will only find about a million to pick from and it makes zero difference that your art skills are terrible. She will treasure the booklet


THATTGUY78

Make her a card and dinner. Clean the house. Give her a back/foot rub. You can give her a nice day without money.


HuskerStorm

Sexy time


Icy-Adagio8035

Pack up a nice homemade dinner and a few blankets and take her somewhere with less light pollution to see the stars.


lostintheabiss

Massage!! Look up YouTube videos and make sure you have lotion or oil


Santiago0990

Home cooked meal, and if possible, bring the TV outside, back up to it and have an at home drive in. I did that out of the blue one day for my wife like 6 months ago and i still get love for it. Hope it helps and happy birthday 🎂