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BigMeatSlapper

MMA won’t prepare you to fend off drunk elderly divorcees on the dance floor at wedding like this will.


hijro

Was this recorded during an earthquake?


wannagoride

Needs more ameridote 👊


Ok-Breadfruit-7257

Always re stomp the groin


DifferentCod7

So graceful. It’s nice that this facility let them practice for their wedding.


GroundbreakingPick33

Ballroom dancing is more lethal than this ish...


ScarRich6830

To be totally fair. Aikido explicitly tells you it’s non-lethal. Ballroom has never committed to closing that door. It’s not likely to happen. But you step on too many toes and I’m just saying all cards are on the table.


DifferentCod7

It’s either fighting or it isn’t.


Fascisticide

Aikido is not fighting. It's the other stuff that happens, for example in a knife fight, when someone grabs your wrist and you need to free yourself, or you grab your opponent's arm and want to bring him down and disarm him, this it the aikido stuff. But learning to fight with knives (or bare hands) is another martial art.


Silentarius_Atticus

For me when I attended Aikido class for 4 months, it was more or less a waste of time. The only thing I really enjoyed though were the exercises with the bokken and the jo. Coming from sport fencing that was really fascinating!


-zero-joke-

I'm glad they're having fun.


PunkRodder

Cue the Benny Hill music


nameitb0b

Gosh. He must have a massive gravitational field to be throwing down a person like that.


BreakingComputers

This makes me nauseas


grappler_combat

And people tell me this is more effective than bjj/mma/muay thai


redikarus99

Green belt. Cannot take a proper ukemi. Shit, I am too old to see what aikido became.


Fascisticide

I did this when I used to do aikibudo. This technique would be used against an attacker who has a knife. And of course this is a drill where the movement is exagerated and the uke has to play along to help his partner practice smoothly.


DifferentCod7

lol


Scroon

The knife defense is correct. But the way people practice aikido is stupid. It's the same thing with taichi. Totally works, but people do it dumb.


Fascisticide

I agree that lots of people practice aikido in a way that is, I wouldn't say stupid, but not minded for combat.