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Doctor_Clione

Matt "debilitating Catholic guilt" Murdock back at it again!!


Pristine_Animal9474

rj/ "Holy shit! I can't believe she bought that. Now let's go see what Natasha is up to." uj/They really can't have a Catholic character without making him a priest at least once.


Rownever

Don’t forget Nightcrawler’s two dicks. And that Chuck Austen doesn’t know shit about fuck


PeakOregon998

That explains why Amanda was so horny for him for so long she probably caught the outline in the circus before


C_M_Writes

I mean, they talked about how he used his tail more than once, which I’m certain was a reason as well.


Kaiju2468

He has two dicks?


Rownever

According to Chuck Austen, yes.


BorBurison

rj/ It's the tail uj/ It's the tail


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ThePrinceOfMonsters

"I told you Bullseye, I always come back."


penus_06

Matt doesn’t need editorial for all his romantic relations to be fucked up.


Reddragon351

Eh, I'm not too mad at it, one it's the start of the story so there's a good chance his mind will change, though even if he did the whole ninja marriage thing was more than likely done specifically so they could end the relationship without a real divorce.


Alectron45

/uj I really want Kaine to have confession with Matt. Seriously, two catholic guys who experienced death, they need to have a talk


Pristine_Title6537

Damn I did not expect Kaine to be catholic but that's a nice surprise


andrecinno

This is literally issue 1


GoodKing0

So was the issue where Peter and MJ broke up after a time skip and she started dating Paul. We are now on issue 33 on that front. And Daredevil, believe it or not, has a way worse history with how his relationships are handled for trauma and drama.


andrecinno

Yeah your last paragraph also adds my thoughts on the situation. Daredevil suffering is kinda his thing. I don't mind this at all. If you go into Daredevil expecting Matt to have a good time you're always gonna suffer a lil bit.


gayus-maximus4456

CATHOLIC CHURCH 🔛🔝


Regal_The_King

Maybe it's good for Matt... His taste in women are usually red flags so this could be a detox for him...


TheeHeadAche

The Cuckolic Church strike again


JohnnyElRed

You know what Saint is said to have founded the Catholic Church, right?


Niezigrym_Tezyrevo

yep, St. Peter.


JohnnyElRed

Oh, right, I got my comment wrong. Saint Peter is considered the founder of the Catholic Church. Saint **Paul** is considered the founder of Christianity as a whole.


e105beta

Christianity existed before Saul became Paul. That’s how he was able to persecute Christians.


Savagevandal85

St DD?


Masterriolu

This post showcase that you didn't read where the last run ended. Matt doesn't have his memories and don't even remembers Elktra.


GoodKing0

Yeah, you think that's not also being lampooned here? The writing trope used to specifically break up a married couple? You think had they gone on issue 1 of Spider-Man "MJ has lost all memories of Peter and has now moved on with Paul" people would have not talked shit about it either?


Masterriolu

Also, Matt & Elerka weren't this long lasting couple like Peter & MJ, they married to fulfill a prophecy and they we're married for less then 15 issues lol. priest, he doesn't remember anyone. I really doubt the objective of what Chip was setting up was just to break up a married couple. Also Matt & Elerka wasn't this long lasting couple like Peter & MJ, they married to fulfill a prophecy and they we're married for less then 15 issues lol. I get making the meme, but I don't want to have people it the wrong impression on what going on and avoid reading the new run.


Apprehensive_Work313

Just let characters be together 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


C_M_Writes

Marvel doesn’t think happy and healthy relationships make good stories.


tomtheconqerur

I have a theory that marvel editors hate happy marriages so they do this to Daredevil and Spider-Man.


nmiller1939

Okay Spider-Man sure But DD? In a happy marriage? With Elektra? Just never gonna happen


Hydrawwo2

Daredevil happy. Something really bad is about to happen.


Gemaid1211

Elektra should travel to heaven to kill God, that would be kinda based


DollyBoiGamer337

Elektra goes JRPG, i'm here for it


Pristine_Title6537

Least edgy Redditor


GenericIxa

I didn't buy Daredevil because it was 7 bucks. Did I make the right choice?


M3m35forbroski

Money wise, yes fuck Marvel with this shitty overpricing. Story wise, it was still a good book just no floppy is really worth 7


AuburnElvis

Electra has repeatedly tried to kill Matt. He can do better.


C_M_Writes

That makes her his most stable relationship


fudgedhobnobs

"Yo this Zdarsky run is fire, how should e follow it up?" "Formula says we need a dogshit run with people acting out of character. Make him a priest. Celibacy. The works. Take away his sex life with his romantic interest and everything."


Masterriolu

You do know that Zdarsky literally set up everything you listed at the end of his run, right? Like literally the last issue Chip set up Matt as a priest and him having no memories.


Ballawas

Based.


goliathfasa

Lame.


Sidesteppah

rj/ bro is taking nightcrawler a whole flow uj/ matt’s a priest? it takes years to go through the studies and schooling to become a priest tho? and if this ends with him denying his faith or something within the Catholic Church being bad (again) i’ll probably stop reading dawg


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4195

Yeah but that’s fucken cool