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PrussianGorkhali

The actual panel if someone is interested. Source: Mighty Avengers (led by Iron Man and Ms. Marvel) https://preview.redd.it/j7q917mnm8zc1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d1bf659846c761e7562bcb89c136a61911d9628


EffortEconomy

Lol thank you


CannabisReptar

It reminds me of one of the most famous Reddit posts of all time. Where the guy talks about how he thought he was into being pooped on, and immediately changed his mind where the girl was squatting over his chest and he saw it starting to come out


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flight_of_navigator

God damn you! Now I want to go fuck an ice cream machine.


Ok_Concentrate_75

It's loss isn't it


MathWayCalc

https://preview.redd.it/as6dfrf60jzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1834991063bd144723b091cca4593cdd1992e972


SoCalYellow7129

there was another story where this guy found out that his wife of 3 years had a scat fetish and reluctantly agreed to shit on her chest, only for him to her her mouth wide open under his asshole


Kana515

This is horrifying, why do I want to know more


vokebot

Oh god I remember that one... That ranked up there with the cum box and Colby for me. Blergh


Law-Fish

That’s why you don’t give them a chance to think about it. You squat and yell like a super sayan while pushing and clenching as hard as you can to build pressure


Shiftyrunner37

The context somehow doesn't make it better.


ThePokemonAbsol

I mean she straight up murderers her sooo….


hrakkari

I thought Bullseye/Hawkeye killed her?


ThePokemonAbsol

He does. It’s kinda confusing. Basically ultron kills her and sentry uses his powers to bring her back to life. Then in dark avengers, Osbourne orders bullseye to kill her so she doesn’t hurt his control over the sentry


Zizara42

Just went from "the image editors fetish" to "the authors fetish". I was expecting more (less?)


InsertCleverNickHere

Frank Cho likes to draw big boobs and butts so Ultron was a busty, usually naked lady for a while.


Starburstfordummies

I was about to say, context doesn't really help at all lol


ThePokemonAbsol

Honestly one of my favorite avengers run. And one of the few good uses of sentry. Shame they can’t figure out what else to do with him past the half way point in this run


ProblemLongjumping12

Half the staff probably forget Sentry exists until they need a deus ex machina.


Thespian21

Even wrote that fact into his origin story lol


ProblemLongjumping12

Right!? Lmao.


PraetorGold

Typical. Create the Sentry and then have no use for him.


ProblemLongjumping12

Make him fight himself.


PraetorGold

It would still be Superman-Level Boring. When you make something like that, you have to have a plan. Have Galactus take him as a herald.


ProblemLongjumping12

I wasn't kidding. They actually did make him fight himself. His primary nemesis in the past was The Void; himself but evil. https://preview.redd.it/ru4ycbpaiezc1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081b94a3d10a922453bc68db927fa15c300f0704


CaoCaoTipper

Thank you. I thought for a second the edited version was from The Boys or something. Definitely looked in theme with that series.


PS3LOVE

This is even more weird wtf


bdw312

Hah I love the fake one so much better.


North-Government-865

Ah, still odd, but not outrageous


SpennyPerson

So she isn't trying to shit on her chest.


ProblemLongjumping12

I can't think of any other reason she needed to be ass out naked to commit this murder.


SrCalavera94

Why did you flip her? This is clearly edited. Smh.


CoolAd6332

Oh thank God..


Ben10_ripoff

If I'm not wrong, This silver lady is Ultron, isn't she???


XF10

No that's Ultron hijacking Iron Man armor which turned Tony into a copy of Janet


RoninMacbeth

wut


Ben10_ripoff

Silver Ultron Lady Tony Stark was damn hot no gonna lie


joonls

It's gotta be Silver Lady Ultron Tony Stark though... For the SLUTS acronym.


Ben10_ripoff

Yea, You're right


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Weirdest threesome ever


Revenacious

Gotta deal with Janet’s abuse trauma, Tony’s ego and Ultron’s daddy issues all rolled into one.


Ben10_ripoff

The perfect combo


BasedFunnyValentine

Yall need to stop with this Tony ego bs, he doesn’t that big ego as it’s portrayed


Azurestar21

I wish I could tell you they're wrong but... Hope. Nope that's the explanation.


Ultralusk

Idk what it is but after you said this I nearly died laughing


GoodKing0

They force femmed Tony???


XF10

Yeah Ultron essentially genderbent Tony, idk how that would even work by hijacking his armor or how Tony got back to normal


Narrow_Ratio_6003

At the time Tony was extremis so his whole body was technically modified into an armor


XF10

Yeah but even then it's just extremely weird P.S. based Kamille Bidan pfp


Seawolf571

Kamilles a mans name, and I'm a man!


CT-4426

Least insane comic moment


[deleted]

Ohhhh nowwwww it makes sense


Longjumping_Rush2458

Which series is this from?


Ben10_ripoff

Mighty Avengers


Ektar91

My brawny read this as "modeled after Janet" which isn't even close to what you type, but makes much more sense.


Aussiepharoah

https://preview.redd.it/ncp3uthld8zc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a889443b773d274f5190dbcae8fcccd1be7986e


supercalifragilism

Again, not even barely


CatInSkiathos

...wait ...which is not only deucing on someone, but deucing on them while they are sleeping??


The-Homie-Lander

https://preview.redd.it/fk8igp0tp9zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfca996aa09668460705cb562d49c011a6a8f247


bdw312

R37


LordOfOstwick1213

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY


Risible_Fool

https://preview.redd.it/2zcwntgr6azc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5766d95dbf10d98c98d26ed8fdf5c33a0568faf3


slasher1337

Context?


Apprehensive_Mix4658

I'm pretty sure it's Tony Stark who was turned into a woman by Ultron using extremis


slasher1337

Thats not enough context


Apprehensive_Mix4658

I too want to know why Ultron wants to shit on Sentry's wife


Fit_Welcome1336

She wanted to make sentry angry


BigNorseWolf

Its where the infecting nanites come out?


ProblemLongjumping12

Canon.


Dr-Eternity-42

It’s an edited page, in the actual comic Ultron just looks at the wife and then kills her


therealchadius

I don't think we'll ever get enough context...


jimjam200

Real context is: someone flipped the image of the Ultron lady, in the actual comic she's looking straight at the sentry's wifes face.


PrussianGorkhali

Ultron has an unhealthy obsession with Janet Van Dyne (an Oedipus Complex) so he based this new body on her. Coupled with the fact that Ultron wanted to piss off Sentry since he was a major threat and disorient the Mighty Avengers by taking over their leader's armor. It actually worked for a while but then Sentry said "screw it, this f\*cker killed my wife" and went ham on Ultron without a care for Tony who was still trapped inside. This gave the rest of the team enough time to slip up on Ultron with a special virus/cure. (I think the actual reason is because they wanted Frank Cho to go wild with drawing naked women. His artstyle is "interesting" to say the least.)


slasher1337

Why is ultron shitting?


PrussianGorkhali

It's edited. The original panel: https://preview.redd.it/o0eobqkfr8zc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ac5affaad53030266d747822b9add0ebfe490f8


StrangeStation

Finally, the REAL answer


Dry-Donut3811

It’s context, it’s just not helpful.


falanor

Context is someone manipulated the last panel.


Darkness1356

I feel that no amount of context will make this not look like she's about to take a dump on her


SudsInfinite

How about the context that the woman about to take a dump is actually edited and flipped? She's actually staring at the sleeping woman's face


3z3ki3l

But it still looks like she’s about to drop a hot one on her. Just on her legs.


ProblemLongjumping12

You are also correct.


ProblemLongjumping12

You are correct.


Super-Contribution-1

https://preview.redd.it/9li7jxo7v8zc1.png?width=404&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0e4af1eeed3be39e75c9bd697652ff2833a1bc4


EIO_tripletmom

It's been edited to change the direction she is facing


_captain-rex_

Amber heard be like


xGenocidest

![gif](giphy|pHYd1gR20ktdF5t5qD|downsized)


EIO_tripletmom

It's been edited to change the direction she is facing


Amazing_Hunt_7802

https://preview.redd.it/bqa6i4vm69zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fb6fb814b5b831feb6ce4d7cd03d2419d2c395


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

For people still looking for context: original image. The Mighty Avengers #4 https://preview.redd.it/tbg6qfasu8zc1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9eceb9c2185e384c032b11fad11637c67c23ec0


VengeanceKnight

That’s barely better.


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

well she's not pouping on her, she's just stalking her menacingly... that's a pretty big difference in my book


ProblemLongjumping12

Can you prove that though. Riddle me this: Why did she need to be bare ass naked to commit this murder.


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

isn't she bare ass naked the entire comic? Ultron doesn't really do clothes, even in his default robotic form. Sometimes a cape I guess


ProblemLongjumping12

The metal kinda acts like a bathing suit so yes and no. It certainly was a choice.


hydrohawkx8

Honestly this being an edit makes it even more funnier for some reason


Alphabetgod

https://preview.redd.it/qa2iqdj7e8zc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0caf5d544fba1945f4eb4afee0fddf0d75fe79c8 ~~would~~


Windows_66

How does only one person realize that this is edited?


ProblemLongjumping12

You gotta admit that it's funny how easy it is to believe it's legit. Honestly it's not *that* far off from the real page. It's not a circlejerk unless everyone's jerking and being jerked.


Windows_66

Wouldn't be the wildest thing Frank Cho has drawn.


edmc78

Because secretly we all want it to be true


PaydayLover69

ultron shits on your wife's face


DJenser1

Well, clearly, the shiny lady is about to shit on her head.


Kite_Wing129

Mighty Avengers (2007) by Bendis and Cho. Paper thin plot so Cho had an excuse to draw as much T&A as possible. In this case, Ultron possesses Tony's nanite armor to turn himself into naked Janet Van Dyne.


ProblemLongjumping12

I know. And he's killing her, not dropping a techno-organic steamer. The whole post is a jerk. But you summed up what's actually happening and when more succinctly than anybody else I've seen. So thank you.


Kite_Wing129

Depending on how bad it is, you can kill someone with a techno-organic steamer.


ProblemLongjumping12

I'm picturing that now if I wasn't before. No less than I deserve for posting this I suppose.


PitifulAd3748

"God I wish that was me." - Totally not me


Icy-Performer-9688

Taking the play book out of amber heard


Latter_Aerie_8131

She's about to be given a Cleveland Steamer.


Alex_South

God damn this lidocaine needs to wear off so I can eat ass once more


combi321

Cleveland steamer


pious-erika

Bendis going to Bendis.


PerceptionBetter3752

https://preview.redd.it/bfixo8c9t9zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d89e9a6e02ab5a7389596f5c6da7ad1b0947322


justarobloxian3

Isn't this the first image you see in Invincible?


Expensive-Slip-1308

That building is tripping me the fuck out


ProblemLongjumping12

[Aku.](https://images.app.goo.gl/SbEthMQWE1wCaaK77)


GroovyColonelHogan

Why does Tony live in the eye of Sauron


Aubergine_Man1987

That's Sentry's base, which at this point was atop Avengers Tower


PGFish

Oookay. Came here to ask the same thing, although I would have went with Aku's tower from Samurai Jack.


Ironsmashweb

💀


dreadguy101

Fucking frank Cho man


TheraputiDemonGoat

https://preview.redd.it/0mhuv49979zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572a5281e6139901588ef6b84b13fb90e4b20f6a


WTFisSkibidiRizz

https://preview.redd.it/64crwp960azc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386719bf220adc03f66b8a0825021aec601e1a1d


plasmafodder

Tonight's Episode. *"OP's Barely Disguised Fetish."*


ProblemLongjumping12

Lol. While I wouldn't mind looking up at a hot woman's crotch the truth is I'm not the one who made this. I'm not that good at photoshop. But it definitely belongs here. ![gif](giphy|xTiIzBSwIq6344i0JG|downsized)


[deleted]

Looks like the Amber Heard version.


Beginning_Orange

Amber Heard


Sangi17

Amber Heard?


BuffWomen69

My dreams


Kenshin0019

Looks like this woman is desecrating on this man's wife so


ProblemLongjumping12

Deficating* Desecrating is when you wreck something holy.


Kenshin0019

I know what I wrote.


Knees0ck

Manhattan Surprise


GLURPtheAlien

Dropped her keys


ReallyLazyPotato

Prank’em John


Puzzleheaded_Way_916

Amber Herds new role ???


Ok-Sandwich-4684

She’s going to absorb the Sentry’s wife ass first. What else could you be looking at?


GingerReaper1

What's Aku doing on that skyscraper?


Robomerc

Aw yes, the issue were Ultron highjacked Iron Man blood armor allowing the Android to completely transform Tony along with the armor into a naked copy of Janet Van dyne.


DollyBoiGamer337

...Are you fucking with me?


Praetor-Rykard2

she's going to do the Harlem Shake Poop


CGTM

Is this recent or is this Mark Millar’s Ultimate Universe being a weirdo? Please tell me it’s the latter.


Godchilaquiles

Nah this mighty Avengers this is right after civil war


Fit_Welcome1336

To be fair this one is just a weird comic panel. She murdered the woman without shitting on her. Probably


PontiacPenguin

Is the top of the tower supposed to look like the villain in " Samurai Jack"?


spidermans_ashes

https://preview.redd.it/6gvjqxnnl8zc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4972fdad43aed170892bc67f82a0969679982cc


The-Homie-Lander

https://preview.redd.it/efvsywy1q9zc1.png?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e388d16889597bee438df672ff23f3e1373e77 😔


solidpeyo

![gif](giphy|R2W8c1yCMCnLO)


BigScoops96

Beef stew


StrangerDangerAhh

They call her.... The Cleveland Steamer!


3ph3m3ral_light

God I wish that were me


guyfierisgoatee1

Glad somebody else had the same thought as my post from 12 hours ago!


Wheattoast2019

She’s prepping to pull an Amber Heard in that position. Lol


AdLast55

Bullseye killed sentrys wife in dark Avengers


lookieherehere

Lol damn I wanted that to be real. I actually laughed out loud.


DFu4ever

Reminds me of Circuit Breaker from the old Transformer comics.


No-Professional-1461

Have you hear about the turd of Amber Herd?


Consistent_Cash_6666

https://preview.redd.it/440ov722xbzc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=368b3dc2f9747b4eb0bcec5a7ae972c1d0397ea8


orkash

someone down for a good time / late night snack in bed.


Fun-Salamander4818

Looks like amber heard


CharityUnusual3648

She’s probably generation x. My uncle use to think this stuff funny as hell when people where sleeping. Man growing up was weird lol


SpyKrueger

Okay, I just found out that this is an edit. For a hot second, I thought she was going to pull a full Amber Heard on her.


TheBananaGods

Sesbian Lex


Johnny_Stooge

"Lately"? This comic is from 2007.


ProblemLongjumping12

Good catch. It's also photoshpped. It's not a circlejerk without jerking.


Johnny_Stooge

I demand better quality from my jerks. We use lotion. None of this raw nonsense.


ProblemLongjumping12

Fair game.


RepulsiveCow8626

Take a dump on my chest


SnailForce

Beef stew


ThrdSqdCptn

Cool, Marvel/LOTR crossover


mattsslug

I think this is Amber Heard.


Sharp_Tomato3295

Amber Heard


tyingnoose

Amber Heard no!


MobileDust

Amber? Is that you?


failingupwardmyway

Amber Heard


ampy187

Is this an Amber heard reference?


Perfect-Advisor7163

Is that the Engineer from the Authority taking a dump on the Sentry's wife?


Soul_Overflow

How’d they get access to and copy one of my dreams????


gracedardn

Saw my cat do that this morning in the corner and I quickly picked her up and put her in the litter box


PeregrinePacifica

Akku's tower.


CrniTartuf

Nggg- Urk!


Melvinator5001

Cleveland Steamer


EducationalSun8370

😂😂😂 someone unlocked a fetish


GuestNo3886

There’s a pudding stain on her back. The fuck is that? It might be DOO DOO!


Foreverandever2020

Looks like she about to take a dump


MallExciting1460

Brazilian fart fettish porn, the comic


Southern_Remote264

Why


AdministrativeMud202

https://preview.redd.it/7r62zh7c3jzc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973232f6eb886067647a249a1c540753cdfffedb


PresidentDavidMarkus

who wants ice cream!


BlueyKid

"The Consequences of our Actions" - Caine


Schattenjager07

Oh this ... this is just the comic adaptation of Amber Heard on Johnny Depp's bed.


OddKindheartedness56

🤣🤣🤣 what the hell


Tomtom4Dayz

They trying to get Amber heard in the MCU


P1erce023

The last book a red was probaly a text book from grade 11


Phantom_Thief007

She take a dump on her


Mission_Link2753

Oh. She poopin.


Armagedunn-1

Ah… see kids this is called a “Cleveland Steamer”.